By the way CBP tallies these numbers, they could conceivably count this as 10 or 12 assaults (I’m not kidding)
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“There were 12 Olive slices, 11 of which struck Officer Mambypants (adds eleven counts of physical assault) with mustard (another count of assault with intent to spread condiments)…”
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