"That makes sense. You really have blown up like a balloon! But always happy to help a neighbor in need."

"Thank you so much! You're so good at offering neighborly assistance while vaguely body-shaming the people you're helping at the same time." (another person walks on from the back line) "Hey, Jim! Could I borrow your garden shears?"

Sure, Gary! Borrow it as long as you need. Are you finally cutting off that unruly hair of yours?"

(Gary walks offstage) "I've been reading that babies really need green foods, so I decided to change my diet and just exclusively eat avocados. But they grow really slowly and it takes two avocados to make guacamole. Can you help me plant twenty more avocado trees?"

I don't know, Dellanore. I don't think you should eat ONLY avocados. This sounds like when you went on that Acai bowl fix, and I really didn't like smuggling contraband saplings from Brazil.

"We never would have had trouble at the border if you hadn't started insulting the border guards the moment they asked us for documents! Where did you learn fluent Portuguese?"