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Dreams are nice.

Gross. But it's also more likely that Miller started incorporating a twist of the wrist as a closer.

i hate you all

He's spending the weekend drinking baby adrenochrome. Their every accusation is a confession.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

oh goddamnit

This is high-grade brain filth

Jesus Christ dude!

getting his cankles lipo'd

CHRIST

Fucking hell, man

Need a content warning before posting something like that.

Maybe *Trump* got a tongue ring, and it's really swollen

I hope you both get the runs for making me picture that

I aspire to this level of cultivation

dang

if he was doing well he would golfing and talking big shit about how he made Labor Day weekend 2025 the greatest weekend in American history. but he’s hiding and obviously no bueno

Hahaha!

Ok, but can you let us imagine the fun “Weekend At Bernie’s” scenarios they’d pitch to hold power until Barron is 35 or they can change that law?

Why

Still waiting on her to drop the news she is carrying the true Trump heir

wasant the latest one the spitting image of trump?

Awww Jeezus. I was just having a nice Friday evening.

Oh she will try when he does drop

@safety.bsky.app ban this man immediately

The next Trump gig is going to be selling vials of sperm to fans who want to bear his children.

I'm sending you the bill for the psychic damage you just caused with that mental image.

Like most religious relics, they'll be fake. A bunch of brainwashed women will be having Miller's half-vampire babies. I'd say Elon but that's kind of already happening. 🤢

Bluesky how do I delete someone else’s post?

Blame @golikehellmachine.com I felt like I needed to dig deep. (I dug too deep) bsky.app/profile/goli...

When this is all over, remember, we'll always have Alligator Alcatraz, barely used condition.

Game of Thrones where "throne" is being used in the "toilet" sense.

What would a George RR Martin bastard last name be for a baby conceived in Mar a Lago?

Ham

Damien?

Why

🤮🤮🤮

please let us enjoy this thank you

Ewwww

She's halfway to Havisham!

STOP THAT

you should be severely punished for this one

bro

haters gonna hate

Going to need many beer+shot combos tonight, will send the bill

Jesus man

Also, it is CFB week 1.

Get over it people. Give this person a thumbs up.

I want you to go to jail for this.

I am broadly opposed to the carceral state on financial, moral, and statistical reasons, but by Christ, sir, you are correct here.

What the fuck dude?

this website still has the juice (extremely derogatory)

Not gonna cancel Labor Day?

Lol fuck

Maybe it'll get stuck on his zipper

Goddamnitman

Oh hell yeah that’s the sicko shit

Him kicking it while she’s on his lil peen would be the best because the admin would lie and say he went in his sleep and she’d fucking be like “NO WAY I WAS BLOWING HIM ALL WEEKEND AND HERES VIDEO PROOF”

Also she converted him to Scientology and he’s not dead, he simply reached OT-VIII

Mods?? Mods????

What an amazing photo! I’ve never seen that one before, thanks!

Then we get the most cursed voicenote of all time and we detonate the nukes in place just to make the screaming stop.

😂

Bill when it happens…

🏆

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laura, I'll tell you, what you've done for this country, they're calling it the greatest public service we've ever seen. it's tremendous, but also black cat tattoo & piercing, we couldn't have done it without the hardware they provided. what say we stay in, order taco bell, & explore each other's bo

Give her the Melania Trump Center Honors!

that's it i'm actually logging off now @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social your cursed post is killing the skyline rn

Goddamnit lol

hey man we gotta kill you

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You are an insightful guy and I value that we are mutuals. However, I am starting to see the point of the carceral state

maaaaan like, it's the start of a holiday weekend. I don't need this

I've seen enough, take away this man's free speech

I agree, and not just because FSU fans deserve a second class status without basic constitutional rights.

not hearing from the basketball caucus

thanks for killing me

c'mon man

What a terrible day to be literate

Remember when they started to spread the Kim Jong Un death rumors a couple years ago. We need to pull them out again

@theonion.com, need a writing prompt?

Literacy was a mistake

Do you think his dick is decaying like the back of his hand?

I don't think it would be a problem. Loomer seems like a pro, she wouldn't stop to pick the flakes of dead skin out of her teeth until he was done.

...ok. I'm suing.

Stupid me, I should have backed out of this thread before I got this far.

Eeeyup

🤞

God dammit man

You motherfucker

Dude

overcursed

I don't think he's dead or dying, but I do hope his feet and ankles are particularly swollen and incredibly painful

c'mon, mang, manifest with us. there are SO MANY WAYS for the human body to go rogue on us

Don't I know it bsky.app/profile/wild...

I just vom'd

She’s the new First Lady!

Maybe it’s executive time for a long weekend 🤔

Hands are bruised from IVs cause he’s losing fluids by the gallon.