I've never understood dudes who thought it was a flex to show off their Rolex watches. Oh, you spent $10,000 on a watch and it doesn't even transform into a robot? dumbass.
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Idk my fancy Casio is cute and pink and occasionally shows me a lil animal groovin Expensive for a Casio but still a lot cheaper than a stupid Rolex
aug 19, 2025, 8:15 pm • 0 0 • view
A buddy once gave me a knockoff Rolex he owned on a whim (which I of course promptly lost) and literally the only difference between it and a real one was the second hand didn’t sweep. That and about $9,975 dollars.
aug 19, 2025, 7:20 pm • 1 0 • view
my grandfather did eventually pass down to me the family fake rolex. He bought it on a New York street for $2 back in the 60s
aug 19, 2025, 7:21 pm • 2 0 • view
It was a great watch! Really hefty. Felt good to wear (and I’m not a watch guy), but yeah. I do not give a shit about the status of a goddamn timeline, especially one that isn’t even a robot in disguise.
aug 19, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
I never actually wore it because I didn't take the time to get a new band for it
aug 19, 2025, 7:53 pm • 0 0 • view
I have a fake Tag Heuer that fooled a jeweler. I should really replace the battery in that thing…
aug 19, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
The second hand sweeping might look all sleek but if you're actually counting seconds, not so much.
aug 19, 2025, 7:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah. It’s honestly even less useful!
aug 19, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Only little people count seconds. Real winners are focused on the bigger picture. 🧐
aug 19, 2025, 7:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Nice watch. Does it have a calculator, a space invaders clone AND an AM/FM radio? Pfft... amateur
aug 19, 2025, 7:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Worse it doesn't eveb transform THEM into robots
aug 19, 2025, 8:25 pm • 2 0 • view
I've never seen a Rolex watch that I thought was real. I always assume it's a $20 fake.
aug 19, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Not even a calculator function
aug 19, 2025, 9:01 pm • 2 0 • view