“Don’t worry, if you get it wrong, you’ll just humiliate yourself and inconvenience all the other 80 people here”

Actual lol at this. I play in a ceilidh band sometimes, and I love it, but this is exactly what it's like

I admire your art from my chair

Hard to tell whether it's more fun playing to a gang of drunken foreign students who don't know the dances, or the people in the open air pool at Stonehaven who definitely do, but they're all in the water

Hahaha