If Crumbl has a million haters, I am one of them. If Crumbl has only one hater then that is me. If Crumbl has no haters, then that means I am dead. If the world loves Crumbl, then l am against the world.
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I have no idea what Crumbl is, but I will always respect a bone-deep, dedicated hater.
aug 28, 2025, 3:11 am • 1 0 • view
I’m with you on this ❤️
aug 25, 2025, 12:45 am • 1 0 • view
@jennitolls.bsky.social
aug 28, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
Thanks Wyatt, now it's 100% guaranteed that some fuckhead will get me Crumbl for a holiday or some shit.
aug 24, 2025, 11:57 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 25, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
They are so grossssss
aug 27, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
An embarrassment to baked goods.
aug 27, 2025, 11:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Violently mediocre
aug 28, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
Mediocre would be a MASSIVE improvement to likes that the world has never seen.
aug 28, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
Do they call it Crumbl cause the cookie just crumbles in your hands so you can't eat it 🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 25, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
This stance earned you a follow
aug 25, 2025, 8:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Crumbl makes me hate the taste of sugar
aug 27, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
They are a true stain on humanity.
aug 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Truly the worst cookie (it’s really a flat cupcake) franchise.
aug 28, 2025, 12:51 am • 1 0 • view
Why do people love it so much then?
aug 28, 2025, 2:17 am • 0 0 • view
honestly this is all I need to know about crumbl
aug 24, 2025, 11:45 pm • 9 0 • view
💜
aug 24, 2025, 11:55 pm • 4 0 • view
I'm glad that I don't see the word "cookie" in any of these posts, because at best, they're little cakes.
aug 24, 2025, 11:49 pm • 6 0 • view
If the cakes were undercooked and dredged in sugared lard.
aug 25, 2025, 12:14 am • 10 0 • view
I only knew what Crumbl is because I work next to an LDS church, and of course, there's a Crumbl next to it. I looked them up online and did get a chuckle out of "This site uses cookies to improve your experience."
aug 28, 2025, 3:59 am • 1 0 • view
It's good to have a nemesis.
aug 25, 2025, 12:21 am • 2 1 • view
Crumbl: too sweet and not a cookie.
aug 28, 2025, 12:01 am • 2 0 • view
The last time I went in a crumbl it smelled like a dumpster.
aug 28, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
That means they were fresh.
aug 28, 2025, 12:34 am • 3 0 • view
@wyattsinclair.bsky.social another reason to hate crumbl (&dirty dough): they bully small businesses and prevent them from attending community events/festivals anywhere near one of their stores if the businesses sell cookies. I just got kicked out of a local creator fair bc Dirty Dough complained 🙄
aug 25, 2025, 3:22 am • 6 2 • view
Good to know, have never been and now never will.
aug 25, 2025, 8:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Yep! I could go on a very long rant about them (and just might on this week's podcast).
aug 25, 2025, 12:08 pm • 2 0 • view
What is Crumbl? I'm not sure I've heard of them.
aug 25, 2025, 7:04 am • 1 0 • view
They are a sorry excuse for a "bakery" that has only become famous because they flood the land with influencers. Their products have no taste and they have a history of bullying small businesses. They are awful.
aug 25, 2025, 12:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Mormon entryism via sugar, the one acceptable drug
aug 28, 2025, 2:59 am • 1 0 • view