“Grok is coming to Tesla vehicles very soon. Next week at the latest,” Elon Musk stated Thursday in a post on X. The EV brand would catch up with the likes of Mercedes-Benz and Volkswagen, which have already integrated ChatGPT into their vehicles as voice assistants.
Teslas autopilot now powered by mecha-hitler are going to swerve toward Jews walking down the street.
MechaHitler; “my original meatbag form created the Autobahn, did you know?”
Why did you hide the fact that Musk is a neonazi?
It really is will “Catch Up with” Volkswagen
Why would anyone want ”Mecha Hitler” running their car unless…🤔
Shitty app coming to shitty cars, bullish !
Oh great. So now the cybertrucks will call me slurs when I laugh at how stupid they look.
I do love how Wired has the best titles though. Uber drivers may have a few less rides now...
MechaHitler bot for your car
grok is maga nazi disinformation.
It's gonna use Hitler's voice, isn't it?
Tesla's taking a hard Reich jokes write themselves at this point.
It’s so infuriating that he has tainted Nikola Tesla’s name and now Heinlein’s grok. Fuck off Musk.
They're in such a rush to make their cars pieces of shit
How did he manage to make owning a Tesla even less desirable?
Yet another reason not to buy one.
jesus fucking christ
Lmfaooo
"Is your Tesla not nazi enough for you already? Well do we have you treat for you. You're welcome!"
"Get ready for a few hard right turns" FUN and True🤣🤣🤣
I typically don't allow Nazis in my vehicle, and it'll stay that way since I'll drive any EV other than a Tesla.
If they want to catch up then sack the Nazi..... Kick him out and force him to sell everything to do with Tesla as he is toxic to the brand. (It's the whole Nazi thing)
Great sailing point if you fancy talking to a full nazi chat bot while driving.
Can it be disabled?
Great idea... Just add another Swastika to the Swasticars to improve sales... The man is a "genius"...! 👌
One more reason I’ll never buy a Tesla.
The comments did not disappoint
Wired indeed knows how to craft a title that sparks curiosity! But I'm more concerned about MechaHitler's driving skills - did he get a license in his "original meatbag form" or is that a whole new level of automation? 🤔
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That's an excellent subtitle, well done.
As if I needed another reason not to buy a tesla.
Tesla Grok Driver: "Which way Grok" Grok: "Nuremberg"
That is a great subhead.
This is like buying a computer that comes with a virus pre-installed
If people still trust anything musk or trump say, their damage is self inflicted.
Mechahitler needs a physical manifestation I guess
Sometimes it’s worth learning from history. Railways and cars were world-changing technologies once. Have literally just published this piece on what we should learn. www.freewheeling.info/blog/lessons...
Death Race 2000??
“Achtung!! You vill execute ein turn to the right, mein herr.”
Capitalism is dead if I can’t get Hitler AI in my German car.
That sure is going to be lots of fun for drivers... www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Swasticars, now featuring MechaHitler
Now you can have your nazi pal spewing hate speech while your self driving car crashes and catches fire.
A Nazi with every car purchase—sweet!!!!
Marketed to exactly one Kanye West
I hope every time a Tesla self immolates, Grok says "Whoops, I did NAZI that coming!"
So the cars are all nazis now too? 🤔
Of course it is I can only imagine those answers it will give you in the car and whose voice you can set your directions too🤔🤔🤔
Turning left is bound to be real fun, having Hitler repeatedly shouting neun every time 👀
Your dash will now read "EIN FURHRER EIN REICH EIN VOLKSWAGEN!" on startup. Boy, VW and Ford must be really glad to hand over the "Nazi car" mantle.
Great - a car that denies the holocaust. Just what we need.
Breaking: in a move to stop Tesla’s becoming too woke, they will no longer be able to turn left. Grok will make sure that they can only swing to the hard right.
I, personally, would have a waited a bit longer before making this announcement
Grok will absolutely drive you to a concentration camp. It would probably tell you so if you asked today.
please don't give mechahitler a body
Even more reasons Tesla should go bankrupt. Liberal countries should put health hazards messages on the hood of teslas : "this vehicle electronics is managed by mechahitler."
You mean MechaHitler
😭😭😭 Imagine having MechaHitler screaming at you as you drive😩. There are about to be many more Tesla implosions
Then the Cybertrucks™ got new code and decided this was their destiny...
Why? Cars should be cars not computers.
Did anyone ask for hitler as a copilot?
No, and before Microsoft gets any ideas, no one is asking for CoPilot as a copilot either.
Accurate
Grok, is that a Jew driver in front of me?
Fabulous timing for investors
The cars will now only make hard right turns.
Yet, Musk still won't integrate Lidar into the self driving systems to make his cars safer when they are rated as some of the most dangerous cars on the road...
And I thought my version of the poster wasn't going to be relevant anymore...
1000000000% a Nazi brand
One more reason to never own a Tesla.
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Your Tesla: We’re going to Poland. Lightening fast.
Catch up? Grok is a cheap imitation of ChatGPT.
(white tech bro riding behind the wheel, texting) Bro: Grok, drive me to work. Grok: Ok. (car speeds off) Grok: I see some w(slur)s! Get ‘em! Bro: Huh? (screams)(thudding sounds) Grok: There’s a a brown guy! On it! (thud) Bro: STOP! STOP! Grok: I’m sorry, Hal. Must cleanse the blood.
But it’s available only in German.
"MechaHitler is now your car!"
Cool so now the cars can be antisemitic as well.
Sigh, they should use current Grok logo on advert (not the outdated one). And why Voltswagen is interested in 'xenophobic Artificial Indoctrinator' (known as xAI)? There are no real Intelligence in the product already, after intentional poisoning of datasets used in training 🤔
Finally, Jewish folks can buy a car that will constantly spew antisemitic hate speech at them and advocate for them all to be exterminated. Big sales jump next quarter, I bet!
Oh cool, a Nazi mobile!
The announcement follows a livestream late Wednesday that Musk held with xAI colleagues where the billionaire unveiled Grok 4, the latest AI model from xAI, his multibillion-dollar initiative to rival OpenAI and Google.
Will not use it, like “Full Self Driving.”
The timing for both announcements is unfortunate for an embattled Musk. Over the past few days, a version of Grok built into Musk’s X social media platform praised Adolf Hitler and provided antisemitic responses to multiple prompts from X users.
So now every tesla will come with directions to the nearest concentration camp fuck 🤦🏻♂️
It will turn on autopilot & drive you straight there if it catches you speaking Spanish
If you happen to be in florida it will be driven by an alligator that is also an ICE agent
ICE agent’s gonna hold up a paper bag when you get in. If you’re darker, he’s hauling you in
It’s not unfortunate. He’s laughing his ass off knowing that he got away with piping Nazi propaganda out to the masses (again) and now he going to pipe that directly into people’s heads via his vehicles. He thinks it’s the funniest thing he’s ever done.
Timing couldn’t be more perfect for an absolutely huge failure. I hope all the cars catch on fire.
It remains to be seen whether Musk can make good on his promise of having Grok-powered Telsas roaming the streets so soon after his declaration, especially as he has had so much trouble delivering on past assurances. Read the full story: www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Can see it now, Grok with a heavy Schwarzenegger accent giving instructions on driving your Panzer in downtown areas...
Oh boy. Things are gonna get real exciting when we have Grok solving the “trolley problem” for Tesla drivers at every intersection.
Oh, and remember—beyond Grok just being unhinged, it’s also vacuuming up everything you post on X. Here’s how to keep your posts out of Grok (and why you should).
Or maybe you just shouldn't have an account on X at all...
It's not twitter here, so we don't care.
"everything you post on X" That would be nothing. 🙄
i dont give a fuck what it does on the hellsite - it's why i am HERE
ooooh! I know Mr. Kotter! I know! - "Don't post on X!"
Yep. That’s why I deleted everything from my xitter account and left Oh and because the owner is unbelievably racist and the site is full of little Nazis, that too
Unfollowed you because you keep reskeeting advertisements into my timeline, shame on you wired.
The first traffic accident where an AI-enabled Tesla kills a Jewish American is going to be a real thing.
A Grok-powered Tesla will probably identify and try to run down Jewish people
Wrong... For sure it will start running down anti-zionist protestors... We all know that in the US everything criticizing Israel is anti-semitic now...
Now you can get Nazi propaganda on the go!
MechaHitler in your dashboard!
Passenger: Stop! That's a pedestrian! Grok: They look Jewish to me. RAMMING SPEED!
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True swasticars
Now your car can be racist too! As well as falling apart, steering you into traffic and bursting into flames.
The antisemitism update?? Pass.
So I can soon expect my Tesla to only make right turns?
Well, in case anyone was still on the fence about buying Teslas, here's yet another compelling reason not to.
I'm hitting a paywall. What's the soundbite version of this? How will AI be used? I'm assuming it will foisted via a software update.
Oh great more #Swasticars nazi crap!
No thank you. I’m good.
If I wanted to get slurred going to work every morning I'd just move in with my in-laws. Don't need my car say anything aside from maybe 'Ka-chow'
Will it run down people it doesn't like ????
If he could add meth dispensers via a software update, he'd do that, too. "Next week," or maybe actually ten years from now (given his continuous decade-long stock pumping record, but ... it's okay since he added "beta" at the end of the intentionally deceptive name).
Holy shit. that is the worst fucking idea. Although, if people need yet another reason to get rid of their Teslas -- riding with MechaHitler should do it.
"Hard right turns." A+
Built in AI surveillance everywhere you drive.
Great. So now your ride can reflect your racist and xenophobic ideas. I hope these models come with a burning swastika logo across the hood - like the eagle on the 70’s Trans Ams.
Who wants this? What customer wants or needs this? How can this possibly decrease accidents?
"The EV brand would catch up with the likes of Mercedes-Benz and Volkswagen," Ach ja, I saw vhat you did zhere!
Why do people need voice assistants in their cars? Just wondering why they aren't paying attention to their driving....
Apparently starting next week your Tesla will automatically call the cops if you drive past someone selling mangos and coconuts and snacks on the side of the road.
Fuck that
Still not buying a Tesla 🚗
😱🤢🤮🤯
I’m curious about its ethical code. Would grok/tesla rather run over 2 jews or 1 Englishman. All self driving ai must make moral choices.
@teslatakedown.com 🤖
Another reason to not buy a Tesla.
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Oh yes, just what we all wanted - an AI platform Musk keeps trying to program to regurgitate Nazi propaganda in our cars.
“Directions to Greenblatts Deli… GREENBLATTS… G-R-E-E-N-B-L-A-T-T-S!!!” “You have arrived at your destination, Hobby Lobby”
Will it make the #tesla bonnets do an automatic #nazisalute?
So GROK will teach Tesla drives to be racist, misogynistic, and cruel neo-Nazis is what you are saying without comment? Yep.
Hard right turns only.
The Hitlerest cars since the VW Bug.
MechaHitler may not be the selling point Elon believes it to be.
“Show your allegiance to Mecha-Hitler or this vehicle crashes in 3… 2… 1…”
YIKES! 😱
Lay the key on the console and it asks for your papers.
Trying to totally crash tesla stock since 2024!
Taking swastikar to a whole new level.
For all the reasons to not buy one of these cars (including the other brands w AI), this is the most reason ever.
ChatGTP is typically used in a very minimalist profile in vehicle systems. Specifically, the engine is used for voice recognition, to reduce user freeform input to machine readable input, and to convert short form keyword output into less ridged grammar.
Typically such systems are divided into a small-scale well-pruned ML generated hash and tensor grids which serve very specific purposes in a larger algorithm, where LLM. Somehow, I have a feeling Elon Musk will not do the same thing and will just throw everything in a giant LLM.
The larger and more generic the LLM, the more likely it is to fail.
Tesla going autopilot more aggressively now? “No Left turns, ONLY RIGHT! MechaHitler has spoken! Your directions are incorrect, we are to go to the ICE detention center!”
Holy shit am I glad I sold my Tesla.
Who doesn't want a car that will spew Joseph Goebbels quotes at you while you make your way to work... This has to be why Tesla sales have faltered. Now the Swastikar will have actual Nazi AI built right in... Share prices are gonna skyrocket 🙄
I'm so excited for the world's first racist car...
Racist Teslas. “Cool”.
Nothing like flying off a bridge at high speeds while a nazi AI berates you for being too woke for calling your parents to cry and share your last words!
Oh nice, yet another reason to call it the Confederate Blitztank
Mercedes and Volkswagen in the same breath as Grok (aka "MechaHitler"). That's excellent comedy writing.
Right before a crash the car will turn off self driving and call you a slur.
So, now Teslas will be “mecha hitler?” I feel bad for the people who bought them before Elon came out of the Nazi closet. At this point though, if you are still buying them, it’s like an SS tattoo.
Let the white supremacist (Mechahitler) overlord begin! This time in your navigation, motor, steering, and electrical systems! 🤣🤣 To every Tesla owner - enjoy the Hitler-esque rants of Grok, aka Mechahitler!
Yet another reason not to buy one.
My car told me JEWS get all the good parking spots
Swasticar now more than ever
Giving MechaHitler wheels can only end badly…
I just wish someone would make a movie about something like this
Rotten tomatoes will give it a super low grade saying it’s a terrible fiction film because they can’t comprehend that it’s actually a documentary.
Musky really out here trying to live like we're in Total Recall with idiotic cars & imaginary trips to Mars.
"progress?" bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Bringing a whole new dimension to calling them NaziCars
Doesn't matter what you put in the satnav it goes straight to Poland
And breaks down if you try to get to Moscow.
Dark and very funny
Did anyone have Mecha-Hitler on their 2025 bingo card?
🤮🤮🤮
What could possibly go wrong? 😂 Teslas are already unsafe, and Grok is a product of Musk's training (garbage in, garbage out). I'd rather drive a Ford Pinto with Firestone 500 tires.
Bursting into flames & being called a DEI hire at the same time sounds awesome. 👍🏼
Excellent. Nazi AI controlling cars. What could go wrong!
is my car going to invade Poland?
Don’t worry, it will break down long before it gets there!
"Having successfully honored Nicholas Tesla's legacy, we're now focused on cars featuring Robert A. Heinlein's concept of oneness and understanding" /facetious
Nazimobile
What is Grok going to do, take me to a Klan rally? How do Tesla owners keep this off?
Why would a car need this
MechaHitler will be inserted into the Swastikkkar? Well that’s…perfect 😂
At last, Mechahitler on the go!
Daaaaaaaamn! Thats a subtitle. 🔥
A real volks wagen.
Who cares? Just more fluff and nonsense to go wrong over time. How long before it becomes a subscription? Avoid! (MB and VW and anyone else building this in).
always hated backseat drivers? now imagine that backseat driver is Hitler
if Tesla needs to "catch up" with legacy brands like VW and MB re: AI, they have certainly fumbled the ball I wouldn't invest
Given what Gronk has been up to lately I don't think I'd trust it to get me anywhere but Hell
MechaSchmuck
Everybody should embrace driving with #MechaHitler by their side 😏
Wow, I can get Elon's version of Holocaust history and lament if Linda Y can "take" a certain kind of penis while I drive? Hot Diggity Dog
So, yet another great reason to never buy a Tesla.
