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WIRED @wired.com

Jolly Ranchers are now considered “unsafe to eat” in the UK (though they’re still quite popular there). So why are they still permitted in the US by the FDA? It comes down to a loophole in FDA rules.

jul 12, 2025, 11:56 pm • 167 45

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Este Güuey @iseenuttnbut.bsky.social

‘Merica

jul 13, 2025, 12:01 am • 2 0 • view
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ListenLinda 🇺🇸⚽🏳️‍🌈 @only23togo.bsky.social

No more fire jolly ranchers? Manna from my childhood. 🥺

jul 13, 2025, 12:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Gary Wilkerson 🏳️‍🌈💪🏕️ @passionateliberal.bsky.social

Wow. My favorite candy. Green Apple.

jul 13, 2025, 12:06 am • 3 0 • view
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Kitty Litterature @kittyliterature.bsky.social

love how the FDA was literally created to keep crude oil out of kids candy

jul 13, 2025, 12:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Honest☘️Larry @honestlarry.bsky.social

M

jul 12, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rockstar @rockstar007.bsky.social

Single payer systems don’t tolerate one part of the government poisoning another part that treats illness. Now, in countries where people have no insurance & hate each other, that’s a different story…

jul 12, 2025, 11:58 pm • 10 0 • view
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SlappyMcFartsack @slappymcfartsack.bsky.social

Well put.

jul 13, 2025, 4:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Grown adults who believe in God xD @arrozconpollo44.bsky.social

It sounds like they are permitted in the UK too just considered unsafe to eat.

jul 13, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
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SlappyMcFartsack @slappymcfartsack.bsky.social

...which makes us wonder what they ARE being used for in the UK. Filling pot holes in the roads?

jul 13, 2025, 4:53 am • 1 0 • view
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white ribbit @thewhiteribbit.bsky.social

omg 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

jul 13, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maryanna ❌👑 @maryannak.bsky.social

Food is much healthier in the UK and Europe than here…

jul 13, 2025, 12:00 am • 7 0 • view
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wilsinski @wilsinski.bsky.social

Nooooo! Not watermelon jolly ranchers, the best stoner sweet/sour candy ever!

jul 13, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
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emmagarrissou.bsky.social @emmagarrissou.bsky.social

I have never seen a Jolly Rancher in the UK unless in a shop specifically selling US foodstuffs.

jul 13, 2025, 1:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Richard Price @voscovery.bsky.social

Kids have been soft since they banned the pop rocks that could break your teeth. Pop rock kids never chocked on Jolly Ranchers, we could handle aggressive candy

jul 13, 2025, 12:02 am • 5 0 • view
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Bender B Rodriguez @stoptherideplz.bsky.social

My 5 years still gets pop rocks. She chews her lollipops..🤦

jul 13, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view
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mattchamberlain42.bsky.social @mattchamberlain42.bsky.social

Loophole that we don’t care what anyone else bans or why?

jul 13, 2025, 12:06 am • 0 0 • view
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flyovercountry76.bsky.social @flyovercountry76.bsky.social

They rip out dental fillings and crows.

jul 13, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view
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rustytrawler.bsky.social @rustytrawler.bsky.social

Jolly Ranchers are shit-tier candy.

jul 13, 2025, 12:29 am • 0 0 • view
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donnaviolet.bsky.social @donnaviolet.bsky.social

I don’t think our FDA is even functioning anymore. I’m pretty sure the Tech Billionaires went after them pretty early on in their coup.

jul 13, 2025, 12:04 am • 4 0 • view
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Josh @xwilliammeex.bsky.social

I ate so many of these as a kid so it is awesome to find out now they have a crude oil ingredient in them.

jul 13, 2025, 12:38 am • 6 0 • view
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Boopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social

The loophole being "America's cool with poison in its food"

jul 12, 2025, 11:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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Angela @cj1995.bsky.social

But if you put them in a Zima, the alcohol kills all the bad stuff, right?

jul 13, 2025, 2:34 am • 1 0 • view