OpenAI’s incoming CEO of applications, Fidji Simo, sent her first note to staff on Monday, telling employees the tools they’re developing “will unlock more opportunities for more people than any other technology in history.”
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Can we please stop saying “unlock”? It’s so tired
jul 27, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
Whatever, lady.
jul 27, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
Why does she look like a member of the Bathory blood line?
jul 27, 2025, 3:59 am • 0 0 • view
The comments here 🤦🏻♀️. It is possible to criticize her work and her field WITHOUT COMMENTING ON HER LOOKS!!! I’m so tired…
jul 27, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 0 • view
I remember thinking that about the slinky.
jul 27, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
Wtf, women looks like she’s from the Adams Family. Just wait till they figure out that their best business model is to make their customers the product.
jul 27, 2025, 2:10 am • 2 0 • view
link.springer.com/article/10.1...
jul 27, 2025, 2:20 am • 2 1 • view
I have shoes older than this little emo
jul 27, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
Is the CEO AI?
jul 27, 2025, 2:13 am • 4 0 • view
damn, that head shot.
jul 27, 2025, 2:08 am • 0 0 • view
THIS image looks AI
jul 27, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah. I doubt it.
jul 27, 2025, 2:05 am • 1 0 • view
That's definitely not a real person. They couldn't even generate a real name.
jul 27, 2025, 2:34 am • 1 0 • view
CEO of applications? Shouldn’t there just be one CEO in the company?
jul 27, 2025, 2:10 am • 3 0 • view
"We will unlock more opportunities for more people than any other technology in history, at last bringing peace to the eternal war between Vampires and Lycans."
jul 27, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view
Good reason to go off the grid
jul 27, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
I think she might be an AI construct...
jul 27, 2025, 3:21 am • 0 0 • view
But can it build you a house? Grow your food? Sew your clothes?
jul 27, 2025, 2:11 am • 3 0 • view
Is she auditioning for a role on “The Addams Family”?
jul 27, 2025, 3:30 am • 1 0 • view
Only change this world with the greatest tech in history? Why not the entire solar system? Such small promises.
jul 27, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
She looks like a ghost ai app?? Are we sure Steven exists. The next silicon valley move is just have a semi secret but we will reveal later that it was an AI LLM CEO they made up. And every company will do the same and have a shadow CEO board of actual humans semi controlling this AI fake human ceo
jul 27, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
That would explain why our CEO never blinks at meetings.
jul 27, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
Does she even know history?
jul 27, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
Don't they work with their own tools?
jul 27, 2025, 7:38 am • 0 0 • view
She looks like the product of AI.
jul 27, 2025, 5:19 am • 0 0 • view
Her name is Fidji.
jul 27, 2025, 2:16 am • 0 0 • view
Gesundheit!
jul 27, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
😅
jul 27, 2025, 2:44 am • 1 0 • view
Morticia! We missed you!
jul 27, 2025, 2:07 am • 43 0 • view
Came here to say that😁😉
jul 27, 2025, 8:08 am • 1 0 • view
Glass Cliff vibes.
jul 27, 2025, 1:43 pm • 2 0 • view
She looks like Vampira
jul 27, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
Bargain bin Morticia and fuck all the way off.
jul 27, 2025, 2:14 am • 20 0 • view
i appreciate the goth look but thats a blatant lie
jul 27, 2025, 2:42 am • 7 0 • view
Priscilla Presley!!!
jul 27, 2025, 3:22 am • 1 0 • view
Are we sure she isn’t AI
jul 27, 2025, 2:06 am • 36 0 • view
Was just about to say, closed mouth smile, plain background, hands not visible... I'd wanna count the teeth and fingers to be sure.
jul 27, 2025, 2:15 am • 10 0 • view
It’s sus
jul 27, 2025, 2:27 am • 3 0 • view
Very sus, almost definitely a Cylon.
jul 27, 2025, 2:28 am • 9 0 • view
Fuckin' clankers.
jul 27, 2025, 2:30 am • 8 0 • view
Is her favorite movie Twilight?
jul 27, 2025, 4:09 am • 0 0 • view
Goin for that Whiter Than White look
jul 27, 2025, 2:59 am • 0 0 • view
What's gonna happen when the AI designed to hack hits the streets?
jul 27, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
So is her crypt covered in velvet?
jul 27, 2025, 2:29 am • 1 0 • view
Translation: this is going to make a few people really rich and incredibly powerful. F the masses.
jul 27, 2025, 2:31 am • 23 0 • view
She looks like a vampire 😭
jul 27, 2025, 2:06 am • 14 0 • view
What flavour Kool-Aid is she dishing out?
jul 27, 2025, 2:14 am • 5 0 • view
Vampire flavored.
jul 27, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
stop
jul 27, 2025, 3:54 am • 0 0 • view
jul 27, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
I hope a meteor takes them out or Covid or any other disaster really, they are a cancer on the world
jul 27, 2025, 12:51 pm • 0 0 • view
It's pretty incredible what one can get done with these tools. Folks that are sleeping on it are going to be really surprised. They are going to soon be companies with billions of dollars in revenue and like five employees. And if you aren't competing with them, that's your choice.
jul 27, 2025, 2:08 am • 0 0 • view
Eat a million AI dicks you little bitch.
jul 27, 2025, 2:12 am • 6 0 • view
Hate doesn't create. And just sitting there hating the rest of your life is going to leave you sad and bitter. You should go create something. What kind of things do you like?
jul 27, 2025, 2:13 am • 0 0 • view
I get the spirit of this and everything but spite has fueled humanity’s greatest art and endeavors, this is a limited palette platitude. Lots of unethical shit has made a few people rich at the expense of other’s labor and wellbeing for our entire history, their shit talking is justified.
jul 27, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
Oh I totally agree the corporations abusing the length of copyright should be stopped and we should return back to the normal 17 to 20 years. The government enforcing this monopoly has so distorted media values that they've consumed everything else. Including democracy itself.
jul 27, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
nah.
jul 27, 2025, 2:14 am • 3 0 • view
Denial is a type of a tactic, I guess. Generally not very effective over the long term.
jul 27, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
You talking to yourself or me?
jul 27, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view
nah
jul 27, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
Good luck with your economic bubble!
jul 27, 2025, 4:20 am • 1 0 • view
Genuinely confused by that one. AI tools are like the industrial revolution for creatives. Just not sure when it's going to click for folks yet.
jul 27, 2025, 4:27 am • 0 0 • view
It literally never will.
jul 27, 2025, 4:37 am • 0 0 • view
In 5 years the landscape will be entirely unrecognizable for folks who haven't adapted.
jul 27, 2025, 4:38 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah I remember when yall said that like 5 years ago lol. It won't happen and you are obsessing over a lie designed to inflate an economic bubble.
jul 27, 2025, 4:44 am • 0 0 • view
Really looking forward to the articles explaining what happened with that whole AI thing 10 years back
jul 27, 2025, 5:42 am • 0 0 • view
jul 27, 2025, 2:11 am • 3 0 • view
AI is everything that is wrong w the world in one technology. Theft, capitalism, fascism, oil and gas, climate change, environmental destruction, supports genocide, bigoted algorithms, hurting vulnerable people, causing mental health issues, dehumanising etc etc
jul 27, 2025, 3:54 am • 9 1 • view
WEDNESDAY ADDAMS SAYS WE'RE ALL GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
jul 27, 2025, 2:35 am • 4 0 • view
Again, no. Ai is pretty much an environmental/job killing, content stealing, bad tech masquerading as futuristic. It's going to make a big giant mess.
jul 27, 2025, 3:20 am • 3 0 • view
Overlooking real advantages like dealing with big data like the AI to assume molecular structure based on the "ingredients". A lot of helpful investigative journalism, too, wasn't possible without AI. Like many tools - danger and potential. But of course: The hype is abysmal and delusional :-(
jul 27, 2025, 7:44 am • 0 0 • view
Whatever good it might have offered seems quashed by people trying to use it for greed & manipulation. Have any of these co. devoted investment funds into fixing huge energy problems & can they address the wholesale theft of human data, art, writing. I'm highly skeptical because of the "no ethics"
jul 27, 2025, 12:33 pm • 2 0 • view
Hoping for courts and some brakes. And when investor's money is burnt they will have to tackle energy costs and consumption when at least break even is necessary. But yes, at the moment too much wild west...
jul 27, 2025, 12:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Scam alert
jul 27, 2025, 2:48 am • 3 0 • view
Look I know she’s evil right now but I’m just saying to wait until Kevin Smith writes her episode before we give up on her.
jul 27, 2025, 5:37 am • 0 0 • view
She sure look the part.
jul 27, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
jul 27, 2025, 2:48 am • 0 0 • view
Is that AI, or is that a vampire? 😐
jul 27, 2025, 2:16 am • 3 0 • view
Hah! Chris Norlund is on this.. Jobs are going to be lost!
jul 27, 2025, 2:06 am • 2 0 • view
help I hate MAGA Morticia
jul 27, 2025, 5:34 am • 8 0 • view
I’m gonna boldly predict it won’t
jul 27, 2025, 2:19 am • 6 0 • view
Well, we are all going to die, so...
jul 27, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
Sure
jul 27, 2025, 3:06 am • 0 0 • view
fake ass goth
jul 31, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
She looks like one of the courtesans in “Apothecary Diaries” that Maomao tries to save from lead poisoning for using too much face powder
jul 27, 2025, 4:24 am • 0 0 • view
More than nitrogen fixing, more than the diesel engine ...dumb fuck
jul 27, 2025, 2:10 am • 0 0 • view
jul 27, 2025, 2:16 am • 3 0 • view
I loved her on The Munsters, though.
jul 27, 2025, 4:46 am • 2 0 • view
Imagine saying some shit like that about Angelica Houston. What the hell is wrong with y'all?
jul 27, 2025, 2:14 am • 1 0 • view
The new CEO is Morticia Addams?
jul 27, 2025, 7:41 am • 2 0 • view
😁
jul 28, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view