People this devoid of critical thinking shouldn’t be issued licenses to pilot vehicles larger than bicycles.

Is it only the vibrations of actual church bells, or do the recordings that many churches use count? Need to know before I fire my oncologist.

I have questions. Where are the church bells located? How close to you have to be? How much exposure to cure breast cancer and is it different for prostate cancer? Do men and women absorb the same? Ask Dr Lyft driver for more insight

They are also great at getting rid of common sense, money, accountability, reason, compassion,........I could go on, but I think we all get the point.

Do you need to speak the manager? K

It seems that it can't cure MAGA's stupidity yet.

oh my word

I believe it. Vibrations are healing-think about it-monks use singing bowls, chanting vibrates your vocal cords, etc. I’m fortunate to live near a church that chimes on the hour. It’s very soothing.

There is a gap between being soothed and being cured of cancer if you visualize the gap being as deep as the Grand Canyon.

🤣

I’m going to need to read that study myself, before I get too excited. I’m not saying that Lyft drivers aren’t all obviously qualified medical experts, but I think that there’s at least some possibility that the data has been misinterpreted, if not flatly misrepresented.

They didn't do much for Quasi...

Well thanks for sharing. I’ll blast out to my friends.

I guess my colleagues and I can just wrap it up and go home then!

No more cancer! It was so simple!

ask him if he uses horse de-wormer and uv lights

That is true. Which is why Bg Pharma is secretly buying up churches.

I wish I knew this before I went thru chemo and radiation. So it was the church bells down the street from the cancer center that cured me 10 years ago. Wow! Who knew?

How to these idiots function 🤦‍♀️

Does this mean you'll be attending services from now on?

brought to you by bats in the belfry

Church bell vibrations replace anything by NIH.

whisky + shotguns = church bells

When you get cancer and have no way of knowing which protocol is best for your particular type of cancer because all the NIH research has been destroyed, good luck with the church bells.

Imagine busting your ass as a Lyft driver when you could open up a cancer center in an abandoned church and charge millions with this knowledge

lol if only was that easy

My coworkers wife was cured by a glass of lemon water first thing in the morning. He suggested I try it instead of chemo.

JFC I think I would have gotten out of the car asap! He probably thinks accidents are his god’s way to help you get to heaven early!! Yikes! This country has a case of rampant stupidity.

Should we expect to see him next week in Congress being confirmed to take an upper level position under Robert K Jr?

So, I guess that if we are going to live next to a wind turbine we should insure that there is a church nearby to cure the cancers caused by the "windmills?"

The church vibrations will cancel out the wind turbine vibrations. If they're in sync. Otherwise you get extracancer. With likely breakouts of zombies.

I was visiting the Stanley Hotel yesterday and I had a woman explain the whole story of how Steven Spielberg wrote the book there. She told me every detail, I gave her every chance to correct.

so that's how E.T. came back to life, the Pet Semetary

Da bells, da bells.

Nuts are everywhere!

Omg… me running to church right now

Why are these people so gullible?

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Are you sure he didn’t say church bell vibrater?

So why make money driving 🚗 for Lyft? He could be a billionaire by now.

Ask your driver to stop and slowwwwwly get out of the car.

There is a reason your Lyft driver is a Lyft driver.

Does it cure magats ignorance too?

Uh, let me out at the next corner.

- Eddie Brock intensifies -

Well.... Get me to the church on time! ⏳🔬💊😏

Wait, you mean they removed one of my kidneys and half a lung for no fucking reason!!!!! I’m suing 🤣🤣🤣

I wouldn’t trust someone that delusional with my life homie…

Did he get that from RFK

Jeez. 😜

You mean my niece went through 2 years and 4 months of Chemo for nothing? Well damn. Lol! 🤦‍♀️🙄😆

LOL! I lived next to a church before, during, and after cancer treatments. Here, I thought it was the chemo that got me into remission… But now, we have moved so I guess I am doomed.

Makes perfect sense,only if it’s caused by windmills.

“A lot of people have told me” that listening to Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys on a continuous 24 hour loop will do the same thing.

🤣

I was just told that people with autism are psychic and are speaking to us in our minds and we just can’t hear them. (By someone who didn’t know I’m not really NT, I can just fake it really well.)

Really makes chemo seem like a raw deal!

Right ??

according to the cashier at a local grocery store, my husband's type 1 diabetes can be cured by praying and accepting the lord.😡

Holy crap