The number of people who text me every week asking to buy my property would be a lot less fucking annoying if I actually owned property.
The number of people who text me every week asking to buy my property would be a lot less fucking annoying if I actually owned property.
Narrator: It's not less annoying.
Then at least less depressing. Instead of thinking, *I'm a millennial and have been priced out of owning a home in my state*, I could think, *HAHA NOT GONNA SELLLL*