Last time he came was decades ago.
Last time he came was decades ago.
Because you threatened them and they are spineless
Donald Trump is the new throat goat, Nancy Reagan's rightful heir or perhaps reincarnation?
TMI. 🚬😎
“All the rich billionaires are coming to kiss my ass”
“My ball room [is] always full, And everybody comes and comes again, If your name is on the guest list, No one can take you higher”
#TheyCame
Teaser ad for a mid-year replacement series: CSI: Mar-a-Lago
NSFW (Which is true for just about everything he says)
Diddy parties at Mar a lago
All these billionaires are literally glazing him.
Reminds me of the guy in the nursing home bragging at supper about how many visitors they got that day.
Damn! Not even in office yet and those egg prices just keep plummeting. How does he do it??
(Spoiler: He didn’t and he can’t.)
Really? Price of eggs where I work is 8.09 dozen, bup from 4.59 a dozen. Quit spreading fake news
So sorry for any confusion. Check my post history and see that we’re of the same mindset. I thought the clown makeup conveyed the message, but I added a disclaimer at the bottom which I hope makes it more clear. How’s that?
Now THAT sounds like a love fest 😂
Meanwhile, his supporters still trying to figure out how to buy those gosh darn eggs
He's a mob boss and it's either comply or die for some of these guys. Trump is going to rule with an iron fist, and as disgusting as he is, people are trying to get on his good side, but he'll drop them in an instant if they don't do exactly as trump expects.
Because wealthy white bros are the only ones coming in his presence
blessings upon you and your house, Deirdre
🥰🥰
😂
Trump: “that’s not cum, boys”
Couldn't help thinking of "Blazing Saddles" song "I'm Tired": "... always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon." 🙄🙄
Musk didn’t come. He already came and now he is just breathing heavy!
👎
💦💦😹
Everybody came. What is this #Oprah?
It’s a regular bukkake film over there at MAL
Phrasing
I want my turn!
Epsteins list??
No one with any honor, morals or love of country is coming there.
How Orwellian: “Big Tech has always been our friend. We were never at war with Big Tech.”
They're all just coming all over him. He's in heaven.
Their wives did while those assholes weren’t home. (Sorry not sorry on the crassness)
This is going to have legs. 😆 😆
🫣
does he need to be reminded some of them will come to him because as a felon he no longer has totally free unrestricted travel......
Draining the swamp indeed
An oligarchy developing - sad. Trump is weakening democratic processes and institutions. Trump is laying the groundwork for criminals to come.
But their wives didn't come.
And every single one of them wearing kneepads
Honestly, I think a brain cell dies in my head every time I hear this buffoon speak! He would have to get smarter just to be called stupid! He’s a lunatic, plain and simple.
Just listening to him speak makes me want to throw things. He is satan!!
I, literally, can not listen to his voice or look at that big orange face. If he wasn’t so ignorant I would think he’s the antichrist! Seriously!
He is Satan.
I spoke to the infernal department of public relationships and they say that none of their demons are that stupid, and they don’t wanna be associated with that mess Hell is a welcoming place with smart people
😂🤣😂🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Just one braincell? 🤷♀️
I know, right?! Lol
Oh I bet
Well damn. So that's what they all do down in MLG.
All over his face??
"Gee, this is easier than I thought. All of these people sell their souls for money. Satan led me to believe it might require a lot of exertion, but no, easy peasy."
Trump sharing his bukkake experience with Big Tech Bros
He's so gross
A jack each other off party! 💦🍆😮
Gates is a philanthropist - NOT a Trump lackey.
Sure he is.
Gotta kiss the ring when it’s obvious that the country is being ruled by a minority.
Should I laugh or cry?!
Do they get a new red hat every time they come?🤣🤣🤢
😂😂😂 💦
For gawd's sake the weirdo's bragging about a damn cluster f*ck.
Double jerk off orgies at MAG-A-LAGO.
On some level, they all know that democracy is now a historical construct. It is the age of the oligarchs and he is their new Jesus. Pray to Jesus.
Hope it's true. It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
It must soon be the age of
Wonder if France still has any guillotines they’d be willing to let us lease?
🤣🤣🤣
Only if they're dull and rusty please
🤣🤣🤣
They take ages. What you want is a hydraulically-operated mechanical iris at the junction of two conveyor belts. Snip! Done in a second, roll the next legislator or CEO down the belt, snip! You could process a dozen bourgeoisie a minute that way.
You could clear out a decent-sized legislative body in the morning and still have time for a few C-suites in the afternoon if you modernize your equipment.
🤣 That’s a lot of coming!
It’s the synopsis for the Trumpty Dumpty porn movie.
"We came, we came, and then we came." ---some Roman senator or other🤣
Caving is the new thang.
"Some Came Running "
Corruption Cluster ...
I can only assume the party is in Trump’s mouth. 🥁
Everyone came…😂 Trumps bukkake ramble…
One hell of a cir le jerk.
Broligarchs race to become trillionaires has started.
Like Santa Claus… he knows if you’ve been good or bad.
Maximum level of corruption, USA is the new Russia
💦💦🍆
Because they’re all corrupt as hell and are spineless little weasels.
… and those people who didn’t come I’ma gonna fuck down.
TMI damn
They probably do whenever you tell them how you are going to screw over the rest of the country. It's probably the only way they get off anymore. Forget affixation, that's too boring for these AHs.
No honour in vending thole knee to this cheeto
it called a circle jerk, right? I am not a guy so i only know because a little boy explained it to me.
He loves that they bent the knee and we’re all talking about it. Malignant narcissist love adoration.
He thrives on people coming to kiss his orange ass.
😂😂😂
I detest him
Yeah cumming all over your face you Fuck
Melania, however, did not.
Did all of these men "come" together?? That would be one hell of a "happy ending". 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
All the CEOS and billionaires… k
@cs188.bsky.social Trump is just straight up stealing your schtick!
I bet you aren't, mushroom dick
Is it bribery or blackmail? There's a reason there's so many cameras at Mar a Lardo and Dr. Ronnie has free rein to dispense coke, ketamine, oxy, etc. There appears to be lot of ''sculpted'' ladies there too. I hope the money's good. What's one's soul worth?
Yep they all have their hands clear up his sad
All this “coming” gives a whole new meaning to his pretend blowjob… www.instagram.com/reel/DB3oQb-...
Bukakistocracy
😂😂😂
Outing himself as a power bottom
😂😂😂
Just the rich assholes who don't want to pay taxes like the peasants do.
I could literally vomit reading this.
Except people with spines, they're not coming. Never.
And now John Fetterman is bowing down to the felon.
That guy is literally a massive disappointment.
Give them their due. They've learned that if they pump up his ego they will be rewarded. They want those tax breaks and regulatory relief and he will give it to them. For $1 million dollars; cue Dr Evil
Ew
Stop jerking them off and they’ll stop coming.
MONEY MONEY MONEY
It’s an orgy of the monied
I need to take a long scalding hot shower to wash off the filth. 🤮
So many happy and relaxed men.
Just a fascist bukakke session
Was stormy there? A lot of guys coming.
What? To Epsteins island?
Same.
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢 I need brain bleach.
When was this? Why is his stupid fat face talking again? God, he makes me nauseous.
Santorum?
Excellent reference.
Capitulate. Capitulate. Capitulate. Capitulate. He deserves to burn in hell. He is not a president of the United States. He is a president of The Trump Crime Family. Period.
It's an orgy. I hope Melania is getting paid more than minimum for all those coming.
Gross
They will all go down in history as being complicit with the conman-elect in ending our democracy. Imagine having that much money but it’s not enough, you’ll sell your soul to the conman-elect for more.
Trump … “man of the people”. 🤦♀️
We know they all came, and better yet, we know where they can all go, they won’t need to worry about bringing much with them, it gets kind of hot down there, lots of fire and all…..
Yuk. Sex with donald?
🤮🤮🤮🤮
He's definitely talking about a party organized by Jeffrey Epstein, right?
Multiple comings to the Trumpian tiny hand.
She works hard for her money.
It reminds me of the Family Guy interpretation. Look at how small they made his hands.
Wait, Oh! This was a Trump party, not a Diddy party? I am so confused. 🫣🤣
Seems like a sticky situation
Everybody but melania, of course!
Well... not with him, at least.
Probably not for a looooooong time...
😂
What the hell is he talking about?
Welcome to fucking hell. I cannot fucking believe we are doing this again.
Epstein's place
WTF is this!
“TAKE IT IN THE FACE!”
Sycophants
Seems like melon felon got a sad with most of the past presidents, first ladies, and vice presidents giving him the cold shoulder so he needs to remind the world of his many many fans
No Joe the plumber?
He died of covid, iirc.
He's got a guy in Greenland, though - Timmy Zeeb, "a convicted drug dealer, violent criminal, and serial offender" news.yahoo.com/news/trump-g...
Imagine a pool full of semen
Melania isn’t 😉
Too easy. 😆
IKR!?
But very hard to resist.
I doubt he can get hard anymore.
😂💀
How could she?
Won the internet!
All the sows are coming to the trough.
That massage parlor down the street must be exhausted (think kraft).
The minute he passes away they will dance on his grave, find someone else to give them tax breaks, & government handouts.
The Take Over by Trump is in motion now. The voters had served their purpose. Now, voters are irrelevant. The Oligarchs are assembling...
I think it’s been in motion for a while. These things only seem to happen suddenly.
Best and most accurate picture on the Internet. They can ban me for that idc
free special K for those who behave
Gross.
Wow! ❤️❤️❤️
Oh look! The 3 stooges!!
🤬🤢🤮
These three little pigs are probably going to get their houses blown down by the big bad wolf. They will not keep him happy because he can’t be happy.
And they kissed my a$$!!! Suckers🤣
Wowie are you wonderful!!
What is happening? Why don’t people realize who he is when he’s just saying it openly? I refuse to believe we’re that apathetic.
So what does MAGA think about the guy who so deeply understands them cavorting with billionaires and bankers? No doubt they figure he's just trying to get these moneybags to do nice things for them. LOL
MAGA doesn’t think.
Is grandpa recalling some of his favorite Epstein parties?
Everybody is coming except for the women…
I like watching Dump with the sound off, just imagining beep bo doop beep coming out of his mouthhole. Just as educational.
Soggy biscuit and America is the biscuit
bsky.app/profile/donj...
Is he fucking sleeping!
Yes, he was
He makes me want to🤮
Umm ewww
I can’t stress enough how ewww.
Yes he is!
@classicshelb.bsky.social
Yikes!
typical for incoming fascists regime
He never fucking hears himself does he?
Nope. Nor does he see his dancing.
🤣
And the biscuit was very soggy. The soggiest biscuit you've ever seen. And I ate that biscuit, lemme tell ya. They all said I wouldn't eat the biscuit, but I ate it so quick, so quick...
donald's bukkake
So he's just having millionaires come around to shoot ropes everywhere? 🤮
Because when Trump takes over the Presidency, they all know it is for sale.
Totally normal. Not weird at all. 🙄
America is failing so much that there is no one remaining who could stand up against the wannabe dictator. Maybe I am wrong and finally this is really the will of Americans. Russia won the war not because they were stronger but they have been smarter and used this country vices against itself.
He spelled “come” wrong
Cause the country is so proud to see billionaires meet with the president cause they wanna help the common man and woman. Nothing shady. These slimey fucks
No doubt they’re talking about getting grocery prices down. Those damn eggs…🙄
Because they LOVE you!
so a circle jerk?
Funny how other Presidents didn't feel the need or desire to telegraph all the rich people who came to meet with each of them.
Everybody but a hairstylist
He is a gangster boss and the protection fee has come.
Welcome to the oligarchy. And he’s not exactly trying to hide it.
Melania must be exhausted …
Dumbazz
Worst orgy I can think of
"On my big saggy tits, the way I like it."