Uh, husbands who enjoy the company of their wives. Not really possible if you are the kind of husband who wants a tired, tricked-out HO for a wife... ...happily married here for 29 years.

Clearly not the misogynist Watters.

what kind of weird freak DOESN'T? what the hell??

Watters is a poor excuse for a human!

All husbands!!!!

Ok troglodyte watters, at least you would let your wife out of the house, at least to go grocery shopping

What a bizarre thing to be faux-fended by— a married couple doing a domestic task together—woah. Jesse Watters should be sitting in a corner with a dunce cap on.

He’s too busy getting his eyebrows microbladed

One that actually cares about his family and enjoys his wife's company, it's called love, Jesse something your cold, dead, soulless void of a heart cannot comprehend because you had to scam your partners in to submission remember, we all do!

My husband always wants the entire family to go together, everywhere. Me, him, dog, kid. The number of times I’ve had to explain that some places are great for kids and dogs (and that I need time to myself). He’ll try to pack everyone into the car when I need to run to the store for one item.

Please don’t take your dog into the grocery store

Though I guess you might have missed my correction for “are” to “aren’t”.

Lol, did I say that I do? I think you missed the point of my anecdote.

Man, I wish we could do ninja edits here. *aren’t great for kids and dogs

To be clear, my husband is an amazing guy. He just grew up in a family that did everything together at all times.

Does he happen to be a Border Collie? Lol

I have compared him to a golden retriever on occasion.

Specifically, a golden retriever who married a cat.

He sounds wonderful, but that would drive me insane!

I actually prefer to go shopping by myself (I'm a bloke), coz I know the exact layout of the store and I write my list accordingly.

I like to shop by myself because it’s sort of meditative for me.

I'm exactly the same.

🤣😂

One that cooks suppers too.

Slow news day, for them?

Real men do dishes

And vacuum.

And wash clothes.

Well, they can't cover the rising price of eggs and produce or the release of 1500 criminals or interference with veterans' health care. So yeah ...

Nice one.

I do all the grocery shopping and I have for years. We used to go together but she doesn't like it, so I do it. It's also cheaper that way because I know where everything is and where the sales are. Win Win. Watters is a mini man puss ass coward and needs to be publicly shamed.

I like when my wife goes grocery shopping with me, but I don’t mind when she doesn’t want to go. That dude is a serious weenie.

He is an irredeemable moron.

What is happening with the Murdock family trust? Isn’t Lachlan losing control and hopefully his siblings will reign in Fox News?

They have wack ideas about masculinity.

1) I do 2) Watters is a month-old crusty fuckstain on the bed sheets of America.

I go with mine a lot - but most of the time I do the shopping by myself because I do most of the cooking.

Me. What kind of man doesn’t would be a better question.

What?? My husband and I try to go together whenever we can. We just like seeing each other. This is such a weird thing to say.

Mine! 35 years together. Got a problem with that?

Reason eleventy-seven why JW is not invited to holidays with Mom.

Thr more this a-hole speaks, the more convinced I am that he met his wife by hitting her over the head with a club and drug her into a cave.

Close.

They should if they want to eat.

What a fool!! My husband and I always go grocery shopping together. It’s never been an issue.

Instead of investing billions of dollars developing AI that tells us what flavor of potato chips to buy, can we instead find a way to launch all of these people back to the 1950's where they belong?

That'd be too good for them. I'm thinking something more...spacey?

I come from the dark place to warn you NOT to do that. They go back and with so many of them embracing those values the world never manages to get rid of them or their now inbred children. It gets so bad that they even vote in the worst guy you can possibly imagine as President. Oh my god, when...

...I tell you who you'll laugh at first but then go quiet as you consider how bad that could be. Thing is, it's worse. He's directly responsible for the deaths of over a million Americans and also sold state secrets and even gave some away to American enemies seemingly to show he had access.

Obviously not him. Enjoy your shit-pie Jesse

The idiots Just so much BS

Does he not know people? What kind of human asks this question?

Ass

I can’t bring myself to unmute this douchebag.

A good one.

I guess where there is a good solid partnership there is a sharing of life responsibilities. True partners where a wife is not just his maid. Good human beings together in mutuality

Definitely not the kind that begins a relationship by letting the air out of the tires of a woman’s car needing her to ask for a ride home.

My husband did all the grocery shopping until I retired and now we always go together. Watters is just weird.

That’s how it works in my household. I do the grocery shopping (but the list is put together by both of us since we split cooking duties).

Watters is nothing but a very strange, hateful and repressed little man.

The kind that actually has a wife.

Imagine bragging about being a bad parent 😅

What kind of a**hole would ask such a ridiculous question?

…a loving husband

What.

I love how a man too spineless to speak truth to power, who falls in line out of fear and cowardice, has the nerve to pass judgment on someone handling his business. My question to him: What kind of man promotes propaganda? No need to answer - we all know. A pusillanimous one.

What kind of husband doesn’t?

That’s the better question

The kind that doesn’t go shopping INSTEAD of her.

Do it yourself douchebag

a good husband...get a life, Fox!

A real one.

Obviously NOT you.

Fellas, does buying food make you a pussy?

Dang, Watters always has to prove his IQ’s smaller than a TikTok soundbite. Makes you wonder if his balls are even detectable—because you know he’d chicken out saying this to Kamala’s face. Such a wuss hiding behind the mic.

The Post 'caught her' grocery shopping? You mean stalking her. She's a private citizen, no longer in public office, leave her and her husband the fuck alone.

NY post has nothing better to do? No longer free press more like ‘we’ press

NY Post is just another Murdoch disinformation rag.

Rupert Murdoch paper. Actual journalism is not a priority for them.

Hell, they can't even define journalism.

Every man that wants to pick out some of the food? Has this guy ever been to a grocery store? Many couples every time.

I’m a partner at a law firm and I do 80% of our grocery shopping due the flexibility in my schedule. Just in case that child is wondering, I also handle half of the home chores (outside of laundry … I’m forbidden). Lift weights. Coach sports. Parent. Run marathons. I guess I’m not manly enough.

I’ve never had this many people view a post so I’d like to add something. The problem here is that I, and many men like me, view marriage as two people trying their best to go through life together. Watters simply doesn’t. I’ll make sure my son and daughter know the difference.

At first I thought you were advertising your services in case Jesse's wife was looking for a divorce attorney.

Haha. I don’t practice that type of law. Although, I may start just to rep her and be able to depose that weasel of a man.

I need to be forbidden from doing laundry, please advise.

Haha. It’s actually not the washing part, it’s the folding part. My wife HATES how I fold. I’ve tried, but she’s specific and I don’t pass muster. I do handle my dress shirts, but that’s all.

🤣 try washing something marked "hand wash" in hot water with bleach... but also be prepared to sleep on the couch for a few days

oof last week I washed the pillow cases and apparently the ties holding in the pillows weren't decorative? in my defense that stitching put up NO resistance anyway I'm banned now

I hope the couch wasn't too lumpy... If I may suggest, in order to regain your honor, perhaps tackle some tasks or loose ends non-critical and left undone. (Even people who live alone have honey-do lists.)

Choose what you dry carefully. Some things are better being air dried (meaning just hang it)

I prefer to do the laundry at our place, my wife has a long list of things that irk me: 1. Doesn't use fabric softener. I like soft clothes and good smell. 2. Often forgets about the clothes, leaves them in the machine all day 3. Doesn't turn things the right way in 4. Uses the wrong hangers

I wouldn't say I've "forbidden" her from doing laundry, I just try and do it first. Yes, yes, everyone does things differently. I'm fussy when it comes to washing the clothes though 😳😆

My TGF insists on ironing AND hanging my dress shirts inside out. I really don’t know why. 🤨

you, sir, are not only a partner in a law firm, you are a full partner in a loving marriage!

I bet you’re the kind who talks to their kids about the things they find important, too? How can we expect them to grow into maladjusted adults who watch Faux News if we actually listen to them?!

I’ve never really spoken about politics with my 9 year old, but yes we do talk a lot about life and being good people and his feelings and emotions. He asked me who I was voting for back in October and was happy to hear I wasn’t voting for the orange guy who whines and is a jerk to everyone.

My husband can do laundry; he just can’t do MINE. 😂

You are a good human

Thank you!

Explaining this to Jesse is like explaining nuclear submarines to fish

Actually most women would consider you more many that Watters who just complains about everything.

I support my ex and my son and will work 90 hours this week. I also run marathons and do the groceries. I do laundry. Call me a bitch I dare you. I mean. I think it's kind of adorable when my GF calls me that but whatever.

You're one of the "real" masculine men.

You sound perfect to me😊

You have clearly achieved a status that is well above the lowest common denominator that Watters appeals to

Facts

This reads like those I think it was Summer's Eve commercials where the man realizes he was using some sort of soap designed for vaginas and then they freak out and do all these really manly things to make up for it. lollll you undid it all because you grocery shop. hahhhh

My husband and I have always split the chores based on who prefers certain jobs (me cooking, him cutting grass), who’s better at certain jobs (me cooking, him tech), and then we split/share the rest randomly My husband could also knock Watters on his ass if he chose to (he’s a pretty peaceful guy)

You rock

You could do one of those things and still be more manly. He has no clue how to be a man.

How long is the line to Punch Watters?? Asking for a Friend😈

I’m imagining that scene in “Airplane.” 😆

I’d stand in line for that!

You’ll have to get in line behind his mom. She called in to the show and lectured him once. I can’t imagine how she feels as his ridiculousness continues.

The worst part is, he probably doesn’t believe any of this shit, he does it for money, which is even worse than believing it.

Very likely!

Wasn’t he complaining about being uninvited for thanksgiving ?

😆😭🤣😂 After you

I can't imagine it's very long. I mean, can you imagine hitting something as pathetic as that? And then you'd have to get it off you as well... No, I can't imagine there's many people who'd want to risk their sanitation that way for something so measly as a punch. Now, shooting...

Spoken like a privileged white man who never has, nor will he ever, have to shop for his own groceries.

Me. In fact, I usually do it mself. My wife doesn’t like crowds. If Watters has a problem with that, F him.

just one minute...

Why is he assuming that he is going with her and not that she is going with him? At home, my husband cooks, so when we go to the store, im going with him.

What rock has Jesse been living under. We may do away with dei, but I will always expect men to be men, AND THAT MEANS SHOPPING WITH YOUR WIFE. I like my husband and we like doing things together, even chores.

Ones who are still invited to the family Thanksgiving dinner...

The Fox viewers eat up this drivel

Obviously he’s never been to Costco on weekends.

yum yum - definitely due for a Costco run

It’s called chivalry.

It's so not! He's not accommodating her in any way.

My husband does all our grocery shopping. He loves it when I come along occasionally though. We have fun. So I’m just curious, what’s your point, @jessewatters.bsky.social?

The same kind of husband who helps take care of his home and family because he loves and values them.

Sometimes I can’t make it to the store. Dinner still has to get on the table.

The good kind!

Mine goes to the grocery store with me, sometimes on his own with my list. He vacuums, GASP. He cleans up the kitchen after a meal, GASP. And, he does all of the laundry, GASP. Oh, and he’s a bad ass retired sergeant Major, too. Watters is a jerk wad.

Spread collar wearing-ass motherfucker

The good kind. Shut up, Jesse, and take a seat.

The kind of husband like me who enjoys being with his wife.

This. My husband and I go grocery shopping together every weekend because it's time we get to spend with each other.

Lord, can this guy be any more insecure & weak.

Dougie Fresh? This guy is infantile.

Faux News Chyron: Jesse Watters finally discovers his little pee-pee

At my age, that’s called a fun date, and can often lead to gettin’ some once we’re home and the groceries are put away.

Um an equal partner…we go together often—in fact my hubby does a majority or the shopping.

My wife hates it when I make her come with me to the grocery store

Watters slashed his wife's tires so she couldn't Get away from him While he was married to his former wife

A real husband cares about his family & participates in the gathering & preparing food for his family. Something simple Watters apparently knows nothing about. I feel sorry for his mother. He embarrasses her everyday.

The kind of guy that doesn't cheat on his first wife with his second.

And all these years he's been deprived of a free cookie from the bakery while riding in the cart.

😆

My husband.

Watters is a loser. Period.

Not me. I wouldn't take her whith me 🙂

Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, I am healthy American male who enjoys grocery shopping. I love hunting for coupons, digital and paper, to save da money. I empathize with your low T and insecurity in your sexual identity. You better stay at Fox where you be safe from the judgment of the rest of us US males.

Question: JesseA§§hole is married???

The idea that spouses can be friends who enjoy hanging out together just does not compute with these guys.

Probably because they meet them under conditions like this: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

🤦🏻‍♀️

This explains so much…

These people are all psychopaths. Deflating someone's tires isn't a pickup line, it's illegal. And insane! What the fuck. bsky.app/profile/desa...

Serious ick

I always knew he was disturbed, but this is a whole new level.

This act is obviously criminal. Let's add to this that he was 39 at the time. 39!

He seems to think it’s cute and clever

Ewww! What a creeper!

Ladies, do not trust the hero that appears when something has been done to you car. Do not get in the car.

What an odd comment!

And he proudly volunteered this information, on air, as a "cute" story about how he got together with her. He's a textbook controlling narcissist who doesn't see a problem with damaging a woman's car, manipulating her to think he "came to her rescue", and then lying about it forever.

Spot-on. Wonder why he can’t see that?

My jaw is on the floor. Dear god.

Unbelievable No wonder his mother does not like him

I feel sorry for him mom. Can you imagine having a son like that? I’d be mortified.

Would break my heart if my son turned out like that. And so publicly.

Watters’s idea of a stalk-cute

🤮

Agree 💯

Dude's a true fruitcake! And so NOT a masculine species. He's really a predator by his own words. Doth protest too much about what he perceives as being masculine, like drinking from a straw, that's just weird.

Must be exhausting for him to perform his concepts of masculinity. No time at all for the guy he truly is underneath.

What kind of dick asks that question?

Normal husbands?

JFC. Surely he has another co-worker to stalk and harass. Yes? His SOP. Why are pencil necks like Watters constantly fellating the concept of masculinity, and yet remain woefully unable to fully grasp the subject?

The kind that wants to stay married.

He is a f@cking vile and repulsive little man.

Yeah Jesse sends his handmaiden to do the grocery shopping and everything else. This is the guy that flattened the tires of his now wife so he could give her a ride home even though he was married. Jesse should fuck off and keep fucking off

He is right men should do all the shopping after all a woman’s place is in the home. NOT 🤮

The same guy who would go to the store and independently pick up feminine products for his girls. Heck he even grocery shopped alone. Every once in a while I'd join him. 😁

Has he never went grocery shopping?

One that enjoys his wife's company?

…mine?

How would Watters know? He's too busy porking his producer: Noelle filed for divorce in 2018 after Watters admitted to an affair with a producer on his show, Emma DiGiovine who was about 26 at the time.

What kind of moron asks such a question?

That's what I was thinking. I work in a grocery store and I don't see ONLY women shopping for groceries. What world is he living in?

It's a dogwhistle. He doesn't think of half the population as people, and all the insecure little boys like him are busy showing their asses in public this week, figuratively speaking, due to recent events.

The election of a little boy to president?

Eeeyup. *Siiiigh.* It's gonna be a rough ride.

The kind that works at Faux News Entertainment.

The Jesse Watters type of moron. The worst type.

Wait... so all those dudes complaining about the cost of eggs... never go shopping?

😆😆😆 I’d wager most of them are single cause they’re “high value men”

Is that what we’re calling incels now? Lol

They certainly believe themselves to be lol 😂

😟

We know you send one of your African Americans shopping with your wife.

The kind of who is secure in his sexuality and who doesn't have obvious homosexual tendencies he's trying to push down with both hands, Jesse.

Uh, actual homosexual here, what the f8ck are you saying.

I thought it was perfectly clear that Watters is sublimating his own sexual desire by constantly characterizing simple normal behavior - grocery shopping, using a straw - as somehow emasculating. As "gay" (teenage usage). What did you think I was saying?

What are you saying?

Just like Mike Johnson.

‼️💯 Mike Johnson is barely suppressing his urges. He's hanging on by a thread. Why do these guys not just get therapy to come to terms with who they are and stop making themselves and everyone around them miserable? Maybe even, God forbid, be happy?! Mike, being gay is not a sin, full stop.

Guys, is it gay to carry heavy items for your wife at the grocery store? Or should you tell her to put her back into lifting the 40# box of cat litter from the bottom shelf? On the phone, of course, because you wouldn't be in the store!

Horrors! But Hegseth is cool.

What kind of husband doesn’t go grocery shopping with his wife?

This is hilariously out of touch. Where I live, I rarely see women shopping alone. Husbands are always there. Whole families shop together. Growing up, several different states and a different country? Same thing. They really need to control men and put women under a boot, don't they.

Don’t amplify this piece of shit.

I just can't with this twatwaffle dipshit! Real Men go to the grocery stores.

Yes. And WITH their wives as often as not! This fellow is just wasting good oxygen.

Exactly! My hubby does the majority of the shopping!

All the good guys do ...

😂 my husband does all the grocery shopping

I do all the grocery shopping for my house

Decent ones…

The kind who knows what he's cooking. A real man knows exactly what is in his kitchen.

I can even stand to look at this arse

Like EVERY FUCKING HUSBAND

A normal one. What kind of man finds this odd?

Republicans are very fragile men whose egos are paper thin and delicate.

Mediocre white men with small dick energy, that's who Republicans are.

Snowflakes

Like one ply toilet paper

So delicate they cry in aisle 3 over spilled milk. Lol

Yes, they constantly scream about what real men are by denigrating those around them who are actually competent. Thoroughly unattractive, helpless and entitled is what they really are.

Conservatives always have the thinnest skins, and, so often, the thickest skulls.

The kind that likes to eat.

I get it - because my husband goes without me way more than he goes with me 😄

Apparently every husband who’s nothing (thank god) like Jesse Watters.

Leave the wife at home and take the kids. This is the way

I do.

The kind that eats and would like to have an opinion about what he eats.

That’s me too😊

What kind of husband *doesn’t*?

Why did I just watch this 5x? Good for her for defending herself against his disgusting assault.

Fake, but the big guy sold it well.

How do you know it's fake? Looks plenty real to me! #FAFO

Watch carefully, first blow is a miss. Secondly, in real life, folks don't really move their heads like that. It's a "flourish" to sell the punch.

Well, she did warn him🤷🏻‍♀️ 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

"No means no." A two letter word that somehow needs that explanation, and people are still getting it wrong? Fuck that guy.

#FAFO

I don't normally watch these short videos as they replay dozens of times, but when I do, it's THIS one.

It’s all performative to get attention…

Watters: What kind of husband has an extramarital affair that began when he let the air out of the car tires of a woman, who was not his wife at the time, just to get her to notice him - a man, married to someone else?

Jesse Watters is a dipshit. Is this supposed to be news? Let’s emasculate a man because he is a partner to his wife? Fuck all the way off.

What kind of name is Jesse Watters?

Is he the other son of the retired cartoonist?

The kind that wants to fucking eat

My dad, who does the heavy lifting for my mom

Asinine question -- unless you can't imagine ever having a partner whose company you enjoy

My wife and I grocery shop together every week. So I guess my kind. Let Watters know I also just built a door, installed it in our house and put new brakes and rotors on our Explorer.

I think he's tanned his private parts a little too much. What a pathetic excuse for a man (Watters).

very poor excuse, very lame facsimile

My husband DID the grocery shopping because I was EARNING the living, you tiny little dickdrip.

Same

Dickdrip is most excellent

Back in the 80's I would take our 2 toddlers grocery shopping so my wife could catch a breather.

“Little dick drip” 💧 I’m going to have to borrow that on occasion! Lmao!! Best line of 2025!

Neither of those insults landed at all. I mean, Doug E Fresh gloss, is that supposed to strike a negative tone?

Maybe he wouldn't be on his second marriage if he'd done more grocery shopping with his wife and less cheating. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_W....

Folks like Jesse are so concerned with masculinity that it reveals their fears that they aren't masculine at all. Such a small man, isn't he?

Mediocre white men with small dick energy. This country is full of them

Many people around the world don't like Americans because of guys like this. Creepy.

Bravo!

I find it nearly impossible to believe he doesn’t get bitch slapped every time he goes out in public.

Same here!

Is "dickdrip" trademarked?

Lmao. dickdrip. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I literally established an x account just to tell you how funny af this is. Well done Randi❗️❗️❗️❗️

My husband STILL does the grocery shopping.

I do

My husband, most if our marriage, does the grocery shopping and is more of a man than Waters. What an incredible loser he is. It’s like he stopped maturing at 8 years old.

Mine too because he knows I hate doing it.

Valid. I do it because my wife is blind so I’m a tiny bit quicker, plus she has better things to do. I don’t mind, this way I get the stuff I want.

I do the grocery shopping AND I make a living - as does my wife. Is your point that you're the bread winner so he HAS to do the shopping? that aint right....

I had the best laugh at "little dickdrip". So accurate too!!

His family has disinvited him for the holidays, BTW.

I heard about that. Good for them. He tried to act like he wasn't hurt but you can tell he was.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

And with that, I can go to sleep now with a tiny bit of satisfaction.

They already had a turkey at dinner. Two of them is overkill.

His mother spent enough time roasting the turkey, didn't have time to also roast her son.

No, Jesse, she’s just not that much into you. Maybe see if Pete “I’m a Drunk” Hegseth’s mom has room at her table next Thanksgiving.

I’m sure he’s great “fun” to be around… 🙄

I would say and bet, he’s a closet homosexual; simply because he’s ALWAYS trying to prove his “manliness”

Who’s gonna tell him it was an excuse? Bet no one ever wanted him there.

No wonder his mother regards him as a waste of protoplasm.

i actually shop every week so my wife doesn’t have to worry about it. amazing teamwork honestly

We should stop posting and reacting to their obvious distraction. Save our energy for the action that affects us. This is rage baiting

Unless this was for comic relief

Brava! In my household, I do most of the grocery shopping because I do the cooking, and my SO loves my cooking. Works for her and for me. Watters is an ass.

LOL!!

Dickdrip? LMAO

I do the grocery shopping. And most of the cooking. Wtf is he on?

I do

A good husband/partner.✅

My husband loves to go shopping with me. It’s called a good marriage.

Mine does.

What a friggin a$$hole.

This guy is the worst of the worst. What a POS.

Mine did.

Jesse the Pervert goes stalking women in his free time.

That’s what a healthy, stable relationship looks like. Take notes. You may learn something

Is this what they've decided to talk about instead of the price of eggs? Which is still going up for some reason.

Bird flu (which is currently being denied and having agencies instructed not to talk about it by the same President who pulled his country from the World Health Organisation while on the cusp of a possible epidemic) has made the price of eggs (which #MAGA sold out their country for) rise 38%.

#Angertainment Generate fake hate to feed the followers so they get distracted by the fact that Trump ain't doing anything to improve their lives.

A normal one! Sometimes my husband goes grocery shopping instead of me!

Shiiiiiiit. I like going grocery shopping.

Ditto. Wife hates grocery shopping.

Thank you for your service lmfao. My husband also goes because I hate it with a passion.

My knees are shot and I started shopping online. Yes, it is still shopping and yes, it can be time consuming, but I gotta say I don't miss the in-store experience....

I live in hell…sorry…I mean the middle of no where in Louisiana, so online grocery shopping isn’t as popular. I think they’ll only work through like uber and crap and then you’re paying mark ups on markups.

A good one.

I like grocery shopping with my wife. She's fun to be around. Is that not normal?

Just got back from grocery shopping with my husband. He enjoys my company and I love him for it :-)

What are you... some kind of liberal?

Let me put it this way . . . It's not normal for Republicans.

In other words, people who don’t have to let air out of tires of people they’d like to date, do normal things together. No wonder his own mother doesn’t invite him to things!

Omfg couples who love each other love to do anything together.

The kind of guy that still gets invited to his own family’s Thanksgiving dinner.

Best response and it made Huff Post!

Thanks for letting me know! I had no idea.

💥

Come on, they're just trying to lower the bar on appropriate behavior in "committed" hetero relationships for their bro's.

Their "bros" are why women on Only-F*ns are clearing as much yearly as NFL quarterbacks. Their relationships are parasocial and based on Bitcoin transactions. *Haven't we all blocked that phrase?

My husband went grocery shopping with me today. Sometimes we go together, sometimes one of just picks up a few things by ourselves. Shocking to Fox apparently.

Watters does nothing WITH his wife.... he even has sex without her....😉😉

Pretty sure he watches from the corner chair

😂🤣

She's ok with that tho

Can't blame her

that's one household chore I'm sure she is glad to outsource to hired help

"Why do we have a pool boy? We don't even have a pool."

Lol, I’ve used that very line on my wife before

His wife is grocery shopping with her boyfriend right now.

Hahaha bahaha 🤣

And buying baby oil.

Brilliant! Many LOLz.

I'm willing to bet she also buys the "big" condoms.

Oh shit you both went THERE...

They’re right

All y'all Michaels are awesome!!!

No, that's a Jack. Batman was a Michael (that time).

Go to your room and think about what you've done. You can come out when you're proud of it.

I'm already in my room. And Nicholson was the best Joker we have yet seen.

And Keaton is the best Batman.

I liked Bale, but, yes, Keaton has been the best. Anybody wants to talk Affleck, let's get nuts.

See, I knew the pride was in you all along.

Get out of that room and be PROUD - saying out loud what we were all thinking 😜

Didn't think Watters could get more pathetic. My dad did the grocery shopping after 21 years in the Army cuz my mom juggled all the balls herself with 3 kids+working as a teacher in his absence & he appreciated her. My husband does the shopping cuz he gets out of work 2 hrs before me & he loves me.

Patriarchy/Heritage Foundation can't abide by marital friendship or lack of gendered division of labor.

The kind of good and normal husband that Watter’s wife isn’t married to.

I was a single father for 12 years. Now that I’m remarried I do the cooking, grocery shopping, and help with housework as well as the typical “men’s work”. I don’t think you’re more masculine if your wife has to be your mommy. What self respecting woman marries an ass wipe like you.

They are private citizens, leave them be

Jesse Watters has a punchable face. That is all.

Backpfeifengesicht

What a perfectly, great word for that ass-hat!!

I’m seeing them EVERYWHERE! Fortunately I try to live in another great word: ahimsa. Wish me luck.🤞

And @cnn punishes Jim Acosta WTF. This guy should be removed.

What a tool - so silly, not a serious journalist

Watters is always so threatened by a husband doing something normal since he stalked his current wife and would let air out of her tires so she would ask him for rides.

Which, by the way, is very, very creepy.

The GOP slop gets offended for people calling them "weird" but they do creepy shit all the time without fear of being called out. A spade is a spade.

As a waiter who took care of him and his family I can attest to what you said there pal, the man is just a jerk off

Considerate? Thoughtful? Someone who likes to eat decent food? All valid answers.

I don't think he has any other thoughts then nasty ones!

He is walking rage bait and should be ignored.

I think a bigger question is, what kind of truly broken human watches Jesse Watters?

I can't believe that man married a willing woman.

Who said she was willing? Or, perhaps for the right price?

Wait till he finds out there are husbands that do the shopping. His mind might explode.

Let us pray 😏

Haha my husband does the grocery shopping.

He’s got our approval

My husband is usually the one who does the shopping. Sometimes I join him if I want to impulse buy veggies or something.

Funniest thing I’ve seen here today! 🤣

My wife rolled her eyes almost audibly yesterday when I bought a red cabbage, she then put her foot down when I suggested I should look for a butternut squash. I compromised by buying a bag of red onions.

One can only hope.

my husband, i just send him the list & he brings them home from work

I have MECFS and my wonderful husband does the shopping, cooking, cleaning and laundry!

What a wonderful partner!

His wife wants to avoid him at all costs so he is confused by this behavior.

Like Melania?

My dad always did . My mom never bought enough snacks when she shopped on her own😂

Whoever has the time is the one who goes in our home, so when we get a chance to go together, we make it a date , it's fun.

What is wrong with this guy? And what kind of people listen to him and say, yea he is who I listen to. SMH.

Man…he ain’t nothing but Cesar from Hunger Games. A Clown show.

At least THIS guy had an awesome ponytail. Captain Incel up there can't even claim that.

I do. But I could totally understand that Watters wife (does he have one?) would not want him around.

Yes. He was married to his first wife when he began letting the air out of the tires of a much younger co-worker so she would need a ride home. One guess who is now his wife.

Jesus Christ, that's giving me a Ted Bundy vibe.

Yep he's a creepy fuck and that's what all those Fox noise viewers love about him

Tucker was way creepier imo but Watters is just what I call a “chucklehead.” Just a dancing monkey who will do anything for a penny in the hat.

Going after a woman half his age, flattening that woman's tires so she is stranded and in need of help is scary stalker/predatory behavior. The fact he was married at the time just makes it grosser His rambling on Faux News are the bleating of an asshole.

But he’s not a weird stalker or anything.

What a cowardly little worm.

Oh yeah he has one and like a typical hypocritical family values guy, he divorced his first wife and married his mistress in the same calendar year. 🙄🙄

Watters was conceived in a pile of 💩.

I’m thinking they are the guys that have a good sex life? What kind of man doesn’t go to the store with his wife?

What kind of husband beats his wife ? Ask him

They grew Watters in a pod.

I thought it was a toilet bowl

Or septic tank.

I don’t know, maybe a husband worth marrying?!

My parents grocery shopped together since I was a kid in the 80s. It never once occurred to me that this was anything but normal. My brother and I went with, mostly to assure they got the right snacks 😆

The crazy thing is that this guy probably gets paid an exorbitant amount to say asinine stuff like this on a news channel. People should be in the streets.

What a bunch of snowflakes! Their egos are just as fragile as eggs.

#OhShitSheWentThere

The kind that likes spending time with their wife.

A good one.

Me

Wow. Watters needs to live in the 21st Century. My wife and I both work so either we take turns doing the meal planning, shopping, and cooking or kids don't get fed sometimes. Here's something that might really trigger him... I often also do dishes and laundry! 🤯 Yay equitable division of labor!

Watters probably lets the kids go hungry.

Men just get on with stuff, while these fragile wimps posture and cosplay "manliness". How do people *not* see through their nonsense?! 😆

At a certain age, I think it's a conscious choice. It's finding ways to avoid accountability for being assholes by using, "bravado." The takeaway: They know they're assholes... and they know they're wrong.

Doubtless. But they will milk it for all it's worth. 🙄

yes - pretend man

I shop with my wife all the goddamn time. Don't be scared, but I also clean around the house..

Clearly you've been infected with the woke mind virus. Please sit down. I've called the authorities & RFK will be with you shortly to install your brain worm. Don't worry, it only eats the parts that do things like logic, critical thinking, empathy, & personal accountability. 👍

I do love spending time with her with her doesn’t matter where it is

Sweetest thing ever 😍