Trump on DOGE: We’re going to go into Fort Knox to make sure the gold is still there. You know that? We’re going to go into Fort Knox. You know about that? We hope everything is fine with Fort Knox. But we’re going to go to Fort Knox and make sure the gold is still there.
The felon is going to go into Fort Knox, steal all the gold and say it was not there.
who is that fat ugly bloke? the other one?
Live shot of Trump:
Dont take a brinks truck with you! Security check his pockets!!!
He's like a maffioso. "Trust me, i'm only going to go there to see it's still there, trust me,..." He and his puppetmaster, the nazi Musk, are already stealing all the government's data, so why stop there?
Of course. He wanted to be Gotti. Gotti found him a useful idiot. When Gotti went to prison he switched to Brooklyn Russian mob. Hence why we are where we are. Allegedly.
Can they lock the door after he enters? Asking for a friend.
Sounds like a plan to ship it all to Putin under cover then invite the cameras in and say, “It’s empty, we knew it!”
It’ll go missing and he’ll blame Biden.
He’s trying SO HARD to push the fort knox distraction story.
100-1 Clyde will try to take an ingot while there. "For the lulz"
I was thinking this, too. He believes he's above the law, and he's a troll. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if he posed with a selfie of it.
They’re gonna take all the gold.
So he doesn't trust the Army is what he is saying.
Trump is completely bananas.
We’re gonna go there and we’re gonna go to make sure the gold is still there and you know what? We’re gonna keep it at my house, just so we can keep an eye on it better. There’s no place better than beautiful Mar-a-Lago which is one of the most secure facilities maybe in the Universe.
Make sure they are escorted & frisked b4 they leave, then change the locks so their keys don’t work.
All he ever does is repeat himself. A few different words but the same, over and over again.
Yeah, I think he’s on the spectrum, and he’s had decades of practice disguising it.
That's so deeply insulting to everyone on the spectrum. He's not autistic, he's a cult leader. If you study cult leaders & how they brainwash you see this is textbook. His cadence, repetitive phrases, the sing song way he appears to ramble in speeches, the odd emphasis on certain words.. By design.
It’s not meant to be insulting. I’m sorry. Two of my friends have sons on the spectrum. One is very high functioning, the other not, and will probably always have to be cared for by his younger brother when the parents pass. They both exhibit many of the same characteristics that Trump does.
Not to mention the endless superlatives, or knowing more about (fill in the blank) than anyone, or all the other nauseating things too numerous to mention here
Translation : "We're going to go into Fort Knox to steal the gold."
You speak fluid Trump.
….and blame Biden and Obama for “stealing” it.
Probably emptied on 1/21 already
At this point it feels like we are in the Oceans 2025 movie script. How can this be real life?
This was a given when #arrestMuskNOW gained access to the Treasury
And blame the Dems.
He is a demented and evil goon.
They are totally going to try to steal the gold from Fort Knox.
Going to steal it is more like.
It'll end up in a bathroom at Mar a Lago.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Why does the Moron repeat all the shit he talks...
so this is the plot of Ocean’s 14
Air Force One will be gold plated next week.
Every time he opens his mouth he demonstrates how much of a moron he is
Why does h always repeat the same phrase like 17 times? NLP?
That’s how often it takes for his voters to understand. YouTubers often do the same thing.
WTF
Dems should announce that Trump and DOGE are stealing the Fort Knox gold. Gotta stay one step ahead in 4D politics.
We are living in what future historians will most likely refer to as "The Idiocracy".
This is a very blatant and visible act that trump is doing to show action. That’s how he won. It means nothing but people see it as more action to defend them. Dems need to act accordingly. Dems still losing the communications and messaging battle badly.
Makes so much nonsense. youtu.be/b_mDTOKvyV8?...
When the toddler gets excited about the field trip: 🎵 ‘We’re gonna go into Fort Knox’ ‘We’re gonna go into Fort Knox’ 🎵
Seems appropriate Oddjob would be in the shot when Goldfinger is talking about Ft Knox.
Most of our reserves are at Knox, but not all. Watch this get distorted like everything else Trump and Musk have said and done.
Trump's plans are dumber than the Gilligan's Island Fort Knox episide
Trump is BATSHIT CRAZY
Crazy enough to use a bullshit system that wouldn't jail him, all the way to the White House.
Does anyone really want to know if it is not there?
You laugh so you don't cry
He’s going to steal the gold!
Frisk him on the way out. He wants a real crown
Might as well get Geraldo Rivera cover this one.
Better yet Someone should go to Deadminster And see if Ivana is still there Was she ever
This makes me sick to my stomach. Once he steals all the gold then tanks the dollar, do we think maybe we could GET UP OFF OUR ASSES and DRAG THESE FUCKERS OUT? I don’t want one more trial or letter or bill. I want them GONE
Turning into Nationalist Socialists down there aren't they?
You know that the dollar hasn't been backed by gold for over 50 years right? If there's still gold in Ft. Knox, it isn't securing the value of the US dollar, it's just the Federal Government's gold... The US dollar is Fiat, meaning it's value comes from the faith people have in the US government.
He’ll likely use empty vaults as an excuse to tank the dollar. His base doesn’t care that they aren’t connected. They’ll never understand crypto either, but will follow him & buy in. Some already have.
Revealing what is public knowledge - that there's no gold backing the dollar - isn't gonna tank the dollar. Educated people know the US dollar is propped up by the US-OPEC scheme where OPEC sells in USD only, and the USA protects them.
Which is what should really worry you
Oh it does.
????? What????
He is so fucking stupid! Anyone who still believes this moron is even dumber than him. Or just a greedy racist traitor.
Every day is a field trip for little Donnie. The next day, they're going to the zoo!
Is this where he lies and says the gold is gone or insufficient which leads to the collapse of the dollar then he rolls out bitcoin as a replacement?
The US dollar hasn't been backed by gold for a while.
Read my earlier reply.
prolly yeah
But in unrelated news, trucks full of gold bars show up at mar a lago
"I declassified them!!!!!"
the dollar hasn’t been gold backed since Nixon, no chance this causes a collapse. if he starts defaulting on bonds, though, that’d cause a collapse
FFS go back and read through my replies Since when has the truth ever stopped him making up some bullshit story that his ignorant base will fall for? If he says its backed by gold, they will believe it, FOX will report is as true and the media will let the lies pass them by, as usual
I keep saying this! He’s going to replace the US dollar with his crypto. Everyone will lose their money and people won’t be able to buy or sell anything without his name on it
This is Star Wars all over again — Bad Batch. The Evil Empire requires everyone to get a blockchain, and turn in there old Republic credits for Imperial credits.
So my employer will be paying me in crypto too or will I need to pay a fee to convert my USD funny money?
Yup
You are correct. This where this is headed
That's what Elon and his "tech bros" want. fortune.com/2025/02/14/e...
And they convinced Trump to embrace crypto even though he has not got a fucking clue what it is.
I don’t think he has a clue about much of anything except, “What’s in it for me”
What would the gold be insufficient Of? We’ve been off the gold standard since 1971
You think facts will stop him? His base are too stupid to know and the media are too weak to challenge.
Going to melt a few bars for more tacky Mar-a-Lardo decor?
Just like Goldfinger did?
Such a dufass
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?!
Oh great. The last thing we need is these crooks “inspecting” the gold - like he inspected the dressing rooms of the Miss Teen USA pageant.
When he walks in, lock the door behind him.
This sounds like Ron Paul is on the shortlist for Chairman of the Fed. Fastest way to topple this regime.
Trump doesn't know how *anything* works. Who's the bullet-headed guy on Trump's left? Diaper valet? Spray tan touchup specialist? Wig tender? Odor wrangler? Drug mule? Ego fluffer? Cheesburger courier?
Did somebody say bullet?
Steven Cheung, trump's WH Comms Director. Awful, spiteful human.
And doing a fabulous job too.
That's Trump Communications Director.
Well he's misdirecting Trump's communications.
Okay Smaug
I bet there is some panic at Banca d’Italia now… we have almost half of our gold reserves stored with you guys… time to find another vault before the gold is sent to Mars
Make sure he’s frisked before he leaves
He'll be hiding them in his diaper
He’ll just tell them he shit a few bricks and that it really isn’t bricks of gold.
Lock him inside & never let him out.
Ian Fleming literally wrote a novel about this.
Which led to a movie with the greatest theme song of all time.
True, but I don’t think democracy is a great trade off for a kickass theme song.
Just the hint of a reference to "Goldfinger" puts Shirley Bassey's voice in my head. More seriously, yes to the rest.
More like
The demented orange racist rapist impeached con man pedophile felon narcissist autocrat said what...?
A Trump tell: Using the "Muppets" voice indicates bullshit. Same with any other voice.
I bet they “discover” it missing.
"And after Fort Knox, we're going to Area 51, followed by an investigation into Bigfoot, and the goose that lays golden eggs. We know they're out there, but Biden & Kamala, all the radical left kept it all hidden from the American people. GOLDEN AGE!"
"There's also the 6' bunny that kept my dear friend James Stewart happy. Good old Jimmy, I never got to meet Harvey, heard a lot about him. We're gonna look into that. Can you imagine, to find that 6' rabbit, almost my height. That'll show the libs. GOLDEN AGE is here"
For the youngsters out there, that's from a 1950s movie: Elwood P. Dowd (James Stewart) is a wealthy drunk who starts having visions of a giant rabbit named Harvey. But in this case, I think this could be a wealthy dementia patient starts having visions. I'd love for a reporter ask about Harvey.
Harvey is 6' 3 1/2" 😁 I love that movie.
🤣🤣
LONG LIVE THE KING!
Going after the loot
Better check the bathrooms at Mar-a-loca. He just announced that he’s added “a lot of gold “ In the ballroom. Inquiring minds want to know.. is that where the gold is?
😳🙄
No one gets in there
His worthless racist daddy had to hire people to take test for his ignorant bastard boy.
"They're taking the Gold! They're stealing the Gold from Fort Knox!"
He’ll steal what’s in and blame Biden and Obama
Anyone that doesn’t find this monumentally alarming is delusional‼️ 🚨The orange Felon Fox is “checking” on the Hen house! Wonder if he’s taking Putin to ‘count the gold bars’!
I’ve never heard anything so suspicious in my life… Everyone should be extremely worried about the most dishonest, deceitful, depraved creature on earth making a special visit to Fort Knox— To “make sure the gold is still there”. Sounds dubious as hell to me! #FelonTrump
Trump isn’t just the most corrupt, deceitful and malicious creature, he’s also the most stupid and inarticulate. It makes me very nervous that Trump, the most greedy criminal on earth *needs* to go there to check on our gold in person. Hope all safeguards are in operation!
They aren't.
It's gone. (Into their pockets)They've both called it already, several times.
He’s beyond stupid
🤢🤮
So what the hell is going to happen to our currency if Trump said it was all gone?
The Italian Job immediately came to mind.
The fact that they postulated about selling Ft Knox gold and buying crypto should terrify everyone.
🙋🏼♀️ terrified
After they leave someone else needs to go in and make sure the gold is still there.
Might be tough as it's one of the most secure places on the planet....and the guards don't play around.....
The minute #arrestMuskNOW got his hands on the Treasury, this was next. He wants the security of gold to support his addiction to crypto. We are truly gonna have a recession to make the Crash of 29 seem like good times.
This isn't a new idea here's this from 2019. Feb 20, 2019 — "Paper money is going away," Musk said in a podcast released Tuesday. "Crypto[currency] is a far better way to transfer value than pieces of paper.
Spoiler alert: he’s gonna steal the gold
Sounds like yet another crime is going to be committed.
Let me guess: they’ll claim a ton of it is missing as they rob us blind, or rather, in broad daylight!
They are inventorying the assets of the United States in preparation of seizing the treasury.
So basically they are “casing the joint” 👀
100%
Bingo
I'm having visions of him flopping around on a stack of gold bars like it's a solid gold bed. Maybe with a few golden showers thrown in. Trump's gaudy heaven. But really, it's probably a dog whistle related to the shitty fake gold $bills that he sold - keep the magats on the hook a little longer.
I'm still not clear on where he's going or what he's doing.
Neither is he.
Every stunt pulled by Trump and Musk are bread and circuses for Republican voters.
Ok After they are done, who is going to go into Fort Knox and make sure the gold is still there?
Geraldo
Yes ;-)
DOGE employees, of course.
They ask him about cuts at the DoD and he just keeps repeating, "we're going to Fort Knox" 🫠
Fu trump
"You know what?" Seems to be this sidekick's new catchphrase. Seems the writer for this one-trick character quit halfway through development. I would too.
The gold is NOT there, because we've been investing it for decades, because that's what you fucking do with gold. But they will cause a freak out that our country's credit is now insolvent and our market will crash. As they know and want.
F*ck, he’s gonna steal the gold, isn’t he?
Yep
We’ll find it in his bathroom at Mar a lago.
He’s so fucking stupid.
Sure, what could go wrong?
can this guy be any dumber?
This guy talking about invading Fort Knox with discount Oddjob standing in the background is peak 2025.
He obviously has a couple of toilets he still needs to gild.
Republicans will back up Musk's truck and help him steal the gold.
Everybody in Doge gets a souvenir gold bar.
Oprah style. “you get a gold bar and you get a gold bar!!!”
They will get Fool’s gold because that is what they are!
And we will melt it down to make toilets
He is such a moron! I can’t believe he can even walk in a straight line and he’s such an idiot. How the hell can anybody follow this POS
My first instinct was to say “Unfucking believable“ but then… Not really, this is Trump
He's giving it to Russia
Did 🟠 check the first time he was in office? Just curious.
Check the bathrooms at Maralago
Where else would it be you imbecile?
He’s not as stupid as he is evil.
That's exactly what a thief would say.
Guy who thinks hannibal lecter is real, probably saw some b grade heist movie about fort knox.
Talk about the fox guarding the hen house.
And who’s going to do the same check after?
They’re just clowning us at this point.
That interview was a shitty episode of Scooby Doo. Looking for gold…they are literally keeping trumpie the toddler busy while they pillage our country. (Hunting for gold, changing names of bodies of water, Kennedy center)
Why do I picture them leaving with oversized trench coats with pockets stuffed full of gold and then claiming the gold is all missing and blaming Biden?
President Elmer Fudd
There goes the gold.
This is mob-talk for "they are going to steal the gold in Fort Knox".
More importantly, he's destabilizing US currency which is the global standard currency. He must be betting on us defaulting. I'd like to know who else is going to get rich.
Of definitely he’s planning to default our country. He’s done it so many times to most of his ventures, can’t see the USA to be any different. But this is what his supporters voted for, the decimation of the USA. Unfortunately most of them are too stupid to understand what that entails ...
Elon's Doge bitcoin thing?
✅✅✅
Who in their right mind trusts anything these two clowns say at this point?
We can't believe anything the government says now. I'll bet they start messing with job numbers, etc. to make Trump look good. Every agency will lie to us.
Going to project as I always do and steal all I can from Fort Knox and claim Biden emptied the coffers and guess what all my ignorant stooges will believe me, lol🖕🏻
The question is will it still be there when he is gone
He’s going there to steal some - guaranteed
What about egg prices???? 🥚🥚🥚
Orange Jester_Fool - "King Musk why we go Fort Knox" King Musk- "Where do you think golden toliets come from" Orange Jester_Fool- "Did Emperor Putin say I could have another , the last one he gave me got paint on my bottom and rusted"
JFC, people said he’d rob the country blind, but this is a little too on the nose isn’t it? . . I’m just hopin’ he goes too far too fast and actually pisses off the cult and they rebel en masse. . . I need at least a little bit of hope for chrissake.
Criminal Trump wants to loot the gold.
👀 GTFO of our reserve. Why the fuck is there a legit need or PRETEXT EXCUSE for this?
All the other gangster are like "wtf, he wasn't supposed to say ANYTHING. His senile ass is gonna get us all arrested...well prolly not-wink wink"
Well, Diaper Donny, you'd better find a new place for those documents if you plan to stack all that gold in your bathroom.
"Please go to Area 51 and make sure the aliens are STILL there." "Please Sir, can you see the tears in my eyes? ...I'm a big, strong man. Like the ones you like to see at MMA and the wrestlers that you love . Please GO!"
Mobile Leprechaun 👍
Translation : the gold will be stolen shortly.
Uh.. sure
There goes the gold..your letting the evil fox into the hen house. Go back and check a month or so from. now and fort knox will be empty.
They're getting ready to rob the place and tell everyone the gold was missing when they got there! 🤬
Classic Shitler set up.
He’s so fucking dumb. He talks like a 4 year old
I just came here to say the exact same thing. He goes "jab-jab-jab" all the time. Over and over and over again.
Doge will “save” the government lots of money by removing the gold so that space can be freed up for doge coin computers
No US President, since FDR had a compelling need to go to Fort Knox and inspect the gold. It’s audited regularly by authorized personnel. Sorry, Don the Con. You simply are not trustworthy and it just feels like you have ulterior motives.
Of course he and President Musk are up to something. All thieves think alike. Rand Paul is in on this attempted conspiracy theory. “There is no honor among thieves”.
On April 28, 1943, President Franklin D. Roosevelt inspected the Bullion Depository, his visit was the one and only time a gold vault was opened for inspection for anyone other than authorized personnel. Trump has no f*ucking business at Fort Knox! What’s Don the Con up to now?
So they can get to it. Thanks America. Dumb fxxxs!
Either he saw the documentary about this or his staffer Oddjob tipped him off:
They better hope they didn’t layoff all the people that work there and the security force guarding it. OOPS! They better hire them back!!
Someone needs to check their pockets when they leave.
This is actually the part where he devalues our currency to match with the amount of gold in Fort Knox. I’m also guessing the next step is to bankrupt the country and rebuild with cryptocurrency.
Yup. One day soon we will all wake up with no money in the FDIC banks, and a social media post telling us it’s all been converted to an international bitcoin with his name on it.
This has long been a Russia, Saudi Arabia scheme, and he wants in. Thus, it could be a piece of the Russia, US, and Saudi meeting without Zelensky.
Just as long as Robert Menendez doesn't get to go along.
Omfg. What a word salad... 🎪
Does he believe movies are real?
The Haitians ate all the gold! (while big balls is in the back stuffing it into a Cybertruck)
I must not be awake yet. I read this as “The Haitians are the gold” and I was like “Hell yes” 👏👏👏.
The gold heist is beginning.
Came here to say this
Okay old guy with dementia who doesn't remember the question. Russia does have an issue with their gold stash since their economy is tanking. Putin probably told ol'Donny to give him ours. I hope someone who isn't Big Balls or Leon is guarding it.
Wow..... He wants to raid Fort Knox now??? Why else???
And by “make sure” you mean steal. Ok, sure.
This is what comes from watching The History Channel without knowing history first.
".....and put it on our bank accounts for safe keeping! "
It might not be there when they leave!!
The is about cyrpto. Steal gold to crash the dollar. Get rid of FDIC and you will run to trump/elon crypto. You will never say a bad word about trump/elon once your wealth is in their crypto. Financial control is last step in the coup.
Let Elon know what you think about him… BTW, Elon hates being called a ‘dick’. Let’s make this website go viral… it says the quiet part out loud without saying the quiet part out loud. El🤡n, the DOGE dick… www.HeisAdick.com
Nellie Skum is a total dick.
Stealing that much gold is not possible for a dummy and a junkie.
They don't even have to. All they have to do is report it isn't.
They are playing with fire.
Mark my words... this strange, out-of-the-blue mission of theirs isn't some innocent curiosity or roadtrip for funsies. We know they're up to something. They'd achieve adulation & be revered for making the effort to "protect the American ppl" from the evil "deep state" lying thieves.
Great ideas. coinpedia.org/news/biggest...
Yikes
He's an embarrassment.
Did you notice how he didn't like when no one gave a shit about him going to Fort Knox? He kept pushing, looking for a reaction. He's a child.
He needs media attention for the bullshit he's gonna say later on, pretending there's something wrong at Knox and us dollar should be crypto based from now on
He’s literally trying the wallet inspector scam
this is beyond insulting. just take the gold. along with everything else.
Then he's going to go check on Area 51. 🙄
Sure. Then you and Elon can cart it off to your private bunker.
"So we can steal it"
Every idiot know that fork Knox is not where we keep the majority of the country's gold you have to be an idiot to believe that Fort Knox is nothing but a museum mostly we have the dumbest president in the world.
The First Armored is there, but I get what you mean.
Yeah, normal presidential behaviour. I suggest a pre and post visit stock take would be in order.
Has this asshole said even one word about the 14 people who died in Kentucky last weekend?
He doesn’t give a shit about Kentucky. I’m impressed if he actually knows where Ft. Knox is. I do! I lived there for 8 years while my dad was stationed there.
oh come on, everybody knows Ft. Knox is in Knoxville 😜
Just like Kansas City Chiefs are from Kansas 🤣🤣🤣
And yet when I lived in Kentucky the people worshiped the ground he walked on. 😡
I lived there when Carter was President so even at my young age it was a pretty nice place back then.
While you’re there search for the missing eggs.
There is no limit to this man’s stupidity
Smoke and mirrors to distract attention from DC where DOGE programmers are gaining the access necessary to plunder the treasury and gather information on millions of citizens to be used for who knows what.
In other words, they’re planning to steal it.
Don’t worry guys! He just wants to move the gold to a “safe place”
Hope you weren’t too attached to that gold, Murica.
The fabled Fort Knox - does he keep repeating Fort Knox so he remembers what he is talking about? It's so embarrassing 😳
