Holy shit! 💡🥴

Hahahahahhahahahahahha

Every day he proves he’s the Senator who knows the least about everything pertaining to governing.

Trigon sounds like a supervillain’s name

I thought it sounded like a toothpaste. 😂

Why not just rip the Band-Aid off and say "get rid of the non-whites and women"? We all know he wants to.

Omg

tuberville 🤜🏼🤛🏼 osama bin laden

I’d gladly accept a “trigon” and all the mocking it would come with, if it came accompanied by some “bygones” being removed out of office and government. Let’s start at the “top”. Perhaps with the newly unelected.

This is the 2nd time in two weeks he’s called it a trigon

He is beyond stupid. Do you mean a triangle you ignorant hill billy?!

Tuberville: Plus, there’s Polly. We don’t need her, so let’s make Polygon.

Dumb as dirt. Kindergarteners know a three sided figure is a triangle.

What the hell is this warfighter terminology they're using? Pat Harrigan of the 10th district of North Carolina uses it all the time.

Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.

This idiot should stop going on TV

What allies? Russia?

WTF a trigon? Are the Republicans now creating their own language. What a waste of money this guys wages are. There is something DOGE can go after every time a Republican makes a stupid statement they get fired. Think of how quickly money will be saved. LOL

You mean the d bag who held up military promotions for a year.

Tooby McStoopid strikes again!

Republicans love pyramid schemes.

Tommy Tubes has Trigonid schemes!

Really good one!

As stupid as this White Nationalist is, how stupid are the voters of his state.

You are an idiot Tuberville.

Military leaders who embrace their Constitutional Oath must be ready and stand fast to resist the Trump-Hegseth plans to undermine the Constitution and use the Military to do so. No SS troops! www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...

What the fuck?

That’s what the terrorists tried on 9/11.

I like the Pentaangle though.

THESE are the stooges that we elected? How fuckin' ignorant are they?

Wow… This is dumb in so many ways, I am actually in awe.

What a creep!

Isn’t that called a triangle? He’s dumber than Moron T. Greene.

He missed basic shapes day in class. Geez. 🙄

Based on what I've heard come spewing out of his mouth over the past 8 years, that little shit missed a lot more than basic shapes day.

It’s a wonder he can string 2 sentences together…

Yeah he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. Not even sure he is a tool. 😂. More like a stick He talks like he and Empty G went to school together in an outhouse.

Can he?

Gosh, I’ve heard of such a thing

Good grief! He is the poster child for the supremely stupid MAGAts in Congress.

Hey Tuberville, I have a better idea, how about you just shut the fuck up

No one wants to give fox news the time of day, you couldn't pay me to watch anything they say it's all lies. Republicans have been grabbed by the P, as Trump said it so freely, what's fair is fair, we not playing by the rules anymore just their own rules.

He said it again???

I'll quote Philip Bump: "What the actual fuck"

Tubers is the dumbest member of congress

I have no idea what Tubernuts is talking about. This is the reason education is important.

He's trying to institute his own version of a Triangle Offense. This can only end in tears.

But that’s Alabama for you

Christ what an imbecile

And the SNL skits continue to write themselves.

this person has serious issues.

☠️😂why doesn’t he have a handler

He's sticking with the trigon schtick? I guess he didn't get mocked enough yet.

Appealing straight to the cosmos at this point

Is this from today? He made that same joke last week, which means he thinks it's actually funny

The last thing we need right now is a Trigon!

wtf?

America’s Dumbest Senator™️

See what happens when you cut education. What was that called back in 5 th grade geometry coach?

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They are already tried that on September 11 you vile piece of shit

Not A Single Decent Person Anywhere, Cares A Single Thing About Anything This #Tuberville person Says Or Does!

He simply misspoke; he meant "Klingon"

Ha ha

People vote for this guy.

Sheeple

It’s Alabama what do you expect ? Lol

😂

“A witticism is an epigram on the death of a feeling.” Friedrich Nietzsche #tommytubervilleisthesideeffectoftoomanybelts youtu.be/96YHfnWsWL4?...

It's the End Times! He said something that I agree with! Of course, he said it stupidly, but, still...

It’s called a triangle, shit for brains

A trigon is a Nazi symbol.

Clearly someone else bathes and dresses him before he goes out in public.

What a moron. An actual, factual moron.

What allies?

it is a wholesale destruction of the American way of life, and of the American place as the benign and trustworthy leader of world. Destroy American society, and it's military.... everything Putin would do if he was POTUS

OMG, WTF is a trigon? These are the best and brightest.

It's actually a comic supervillain. Maybe Tommy watches lots of videos & plays lots of games, all of which are a waste of time because he wouldn't have a clue what he's watching.

Yep. Dumber than dogshit.

I didn't think there was anyone dumber in Congress than Marjorie, but holy fuck is Tommy an idiot.

WTF? Brain addled morons

His original home state of Arkansas ranks 48th in education natiinwide.

After that, they should just move to 49 and take the win.🤦‍♀️

Lol.

Tuberville is extremely stoopid! He thinks the pentagon is full of DEI hires..."gotta get our military back to a killing machine..." The US military is already the most professional in the world. What a joke! And he betrays his profound racism LOUDLY...

Take out that 30% POC and 20% of women and you’ll never be able to fight another war. I think that might put a damper on DT’s world domination and help the rest of us feel a little relief. Of course he could reinstate the draft but the US has an education problem and an physically unfit problem to

The anti-DEI efforts "planned" for the military is red meat of the magas, but accommodating these cultural issues will cost the US dearly over time...

I just checked the demographic makeup of today’s military. They have 1.4 million active military personnel and 2 million reserve reserve units. It’s 80% male It’s 2/3 white Its recruitment numbers are down 25% for about 15,000 a year. They are finding it difficult to find suitable candidates

If you take that many people out he’s certainly not going to be able to go on a world domination tour

Hegseth/trump/maga are aggravating with their "anti-DEI" bs. All three want a white, male military...

Hey dumbass, it's called a triangle. Clearly you didn't pay attention when learning your shapes in kindergarten.

fucking Alabama

It's appears the Senator only has a trigon of brain cells left.

Every time Tuberville opens his mouth, he proves he is a moron! Over and over again!

🤦🏻‍♂️ what a moron.

One of the best maga christians Krasnov has to extend lies, let that sink in.

Tommy Tubesocks never wore a helmet.

Someone needs to put this worthless piece of shit out back

Someone needs to fly him over the ocean at 40,000 ft and drop him over a school of hungry orcas.

We aren’t going to have any allies…

Oh look, Senator CTE is speaking again. Good job Alabama. Your Senator is a human brain lesion.

Trigon -sounds more like the name of three day vaginal yeast cream. Plus, my school called three-sided things triangles. But that could just be a Virginia thing. 😂

More like a sweaty, scratchy, pustules,gop/magat ball bag cream.

Alabama isn’t exactly known for their strong education

Hey now, he managed a bi-syllabic word

Guys not exactly a rocket surgeon. Not sure if he can even cut meat…

That would be either a rocket scientist or a brain surgeon. Please try not to mix metaphors.

Well, I can’t believe you haven’t heard that before. Anyway, I was a rocket surgeon in the military: Hawk Fire Control Repair

Yeah, that's kinda the joke, similar to @hermanvon.bsky.social 's bear / Pope post below.

🤦🏽‍♂️

Does the pope shit in the woods?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

A broken clock is right twice a day— and he’s right; the US spends much too much on weapons and death.

Protect our allies? Is he talking about the allies Trump has stabbed in the back and thrown under the bus?

You mean a TRIANGLE you blithering idiot?!

Stupidity is so effortless for some…….

A Nation Run by Dumb Fucks

Add the triangle to the basic concepts Tubby doesn't understand. Also, is it just me or does hearing republicans constantly calling our soldiers "war fighters" make you cringe? Worse, they pretend to care about them, but really they're just props in their political theater.

He used to be the highest paid employee at a university and he used to teach young adults. Granted he wasn’t teaching english or math, but it does say a lot about the state of higher education in the US

Tuberville is truly the stupidest SOB ever elected to the Senate.

Kinda hard to believe this guy was coach of anything.

He's gonna end up naked and jackin it in San Diego

WTF. Another idiot making an idiot proclamation.🙄 I think the word you're looking for, dumb ass, is TRIANGLE. Here, a picture might help: 🔺️

I think what we really need is a BEGONE, that is for MAGA to BEGONE.

All hail General Trigon!!!

Tuberville is so stupid, he thinks the three branches of government are offense, defense, and special teams. Tuberville is dumber Herschel Walker, and Walker is a straight up moron. m.youtube.com/watch?v=4myW...

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This country voted for this. Morons running morons.

Wtf is he even talking about? Tuberville is 50 cards short of a deck.

Because he hit his head on every step on the way down in that hilarious fall

🤣

"Protect this country and our allies"?!? The only allies we have left are putin, kim, xi, and orban.

Was he used as a target for kicking 🏈 practice???? 🤪

Can we?

Dear Lord, …

Our only chance is utter maga stupidity. Keep it coming, tubs.

Cut his crooked ass. Liar

Holy fuck! Can we require IQ tests for anyone running for a decision making position? Between Tuberville, MTG, Boebert and Trump, just listening to them lowers the IQs of the viewers.

How clever of you Tubby.

A “trigon” … 🤦‍♂️

Tuberville is an ass and a Russian asset.

Jesus.Fucking.Christ.

Blonde lady’s head involuntarily shaking “no”

He’s going for the all-time record of stupidity!

A triangle?

Trigon. 😏

TBI??

Am I the only one that gets the feeling that these clowns want that "killing machine" to be killing American's they don't like very, very soon?

Tuberville… the most to the script GOP puppet there is… literally sold his soul to the devil… deserves death

If only there were a word for a shape with 3 sides. What a fucking dolt.

Oh… the Stupidity!! The Stupidity!

Is she salivating?

What a complete fucking idiot.

Who him or her (or both) ?

All three.

It's called a triangle, Senator

You win the internet today!!!!

"No, a triangle has 3 angles. I was talking about a shape with 3 sides! That's different than a triangle." -Tuberville to his staff tomorrow (probably)

You didn’t need to include “probably”…

according to your logic we’ll need to rename our quadragons

His full name is Sen. Football McDumbFuck

Tuber is sooooooooooo Fn stupid. the fact that he displays it CONSTANTLY, yet noobody calls him on it......Dear God....WTBFH are we doing???

*Coach

*dumbass

Senator Footbaw

He's from Alabama.

What the Hell? This guy makes stupid an art form!

Just what you'd expect from Alabama

I have a friend who was born and raised in Alabama. She's a hell of a lot smarter than this asshole. She's not normal, though. She knows how to speak proper English and doesn't call a triangle a trigon.

Okay, so which 2 branches of our armed forces does he dislike enough to dismantle? Be specific. Maybe name names even. Publicly. Into a live microphone.

The concept of a triangle escapes this idiot.

I Can’t Stand Him Grrrrrr

He’s stupid by football coach standards.

There's a name for that shape...

We are all stupider for being exposed to what Tuberville said

Dumber than a stump as they say in the south.

My two year old is smarter than that fuckwad by miles.

Trigon? The stupid is painful

A trigon is what dumbasses call a triangle

He’s gonna tear down a giant secure building and build a trigon? Not unlike a triangle. Does he know that “pentagon” is just a building? Also, does this mean Space Force is a waste of money and will go away?

It’s a close race, but he’s the winner—dumbest member of the Senate.

Same asshole that blocked military service personnel from benefits and rank advancement!?!?

‘His a$$ mist be jealous of all the $hit that comes of his mouth’…

As bad as he is as a senator, which is historically bad, he’s even worse as a football mind. Dude is a dolt.

Illiterate hillbilly

To be fair, the Triangle is a basketball offense so a football coach might not be aware of it.

What the fuck is he talking about??? Last time I checked, the United States has seven aircraft carriers. One for every ocean on this planet. The next competitor only has two, that's China. The country is safe. And has been that way since fucking Vietnam. Tuberville can kiss my fucking a$$ #LIAR

Tuberville is a radical extremist who needs to go.

Tuberville’s head is a quadon with two jug ears and nothing between.

Yes, he's that stupid. He's not acting.

The level of stupidity in the GQP is just immeasurable...

What the actual fuck? Did he think that sounded smart?

Alabama sent their finest. Makes you wonder how STUPID the other people in Alabama are like

(202) 224-3121 CALL YOUR STATE REPRESENTATIVES AND TELL THEM HOW ANGRY YOU ARE WITH THIS CURRENT ADMINISTRATION. #IMPEACHTRUMP MAKE YOUR VOICES HEARD!

I wish there was a knob to turn down the stupid on that man. It’s loud as hell

A trigon.

🏈

This is 💯 accurate.

That’s the best Alabama could find. And vote for.

What. The. F*ck.

Did someone say Trigun? Also can someone tell that jackass its call a triangle 🤦🏼‍♂️ y’all need to stop electing dumbasses

But he will save us sixty billion double dollars!

It’s always been a race for the dumbest person in politics especially given Ron Johnson has to be reminded to breathe but Tumbling Tommy wins the race for the absolute dumbest person in politics.

Tommy gonna be tommy What a Bafoon

Dumbest man to ever enter the Capitol.

Dumbest man with the biggest ears 🤪

They don’t teach geometry where he’s from…

He's so abysmally dumb and highly confident.

Oh, to be able to plot and fund a coup...

I wonder who wrote that line for him on his hand.

A trigon? We need to make Tuberville a bygone.

Who wants to introduce a triangle to this empty headed redneck?

Its called a triangle doofus...

"Trigon"? Didn't Kirk and Spock defeat it in season 3?

Let's make a digon! No even better a monogon!

Stupid people using words that almost sound like it should be smart, but delivered so that it REALLY sounds stupid. Remember, Tuberville is the guy who have latched onto the Military and veterans by proxy of someone in his family that served. He didn't of course. But that makes him an expert.

Which Allies do you think he means? Because Canada, Denmark, etc, not so much

Tuberville, another idiot heard from.

I might facepalm so hard I'll put my hand into my skull, jfc tuberville is so fucking dumb.

That’s so stupid, it should leave a blister

Idiots

Trigon? The DC comics supervillain?!?

People who don't know the word "triangle" should not be making public policy.

He probably meant to say that or Freudian slip.

🤡💩