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I have to warn Mr. Speaker that Trump sometimes looks back when he gets his ass licked. If he then sees you wiping your mouth, the pants might go up again.
MJ: "Look, as long as nothing was said about or linked to the secret Grindr app accounts held by shot-callers in the GOP House I think we can all breathe a bit easier and relax. God knows I can."
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Johnson: So we added a random person into a high level top secret conversation about bombing another country. Big deal. Next week we’ll have an even bigger fuck up and you guys won’t even remember this.
Wow, he’s really reaching there
Almost reaching AROUND you might say.
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They are all fucking clowns. @cnn.com
If this happened under the Biden administration, you'd be "outraged", Mikey. You will defend anything, won't you? Your eyes don't see what they see and your ears don't hear what they hear.
He knows this is bullshit. You can see it in his face and dodgy eyes.
And he's a sanctimonious very public Christian... ...so he's hearing the cock crow several dozen times a day, given how often he deliberately breaks the Ten Commandments in his job. This time there was a whole field of cocks crowing.
What a good “christian” liar.
Is Johnson drunk too?! They leaked classified information to a reporter through an unsecured messaging app! Christ knows what else they have leaked to other people over the past few months.
Johnson is a fool.
What a lying, manipulative idiot! Just gaslight & deflect out of everything. Take no responsibility for anything. Pathetic!
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Wow. The contortions these guys go through to keep from saying the truth - that this was a horrifying breach of security and everyone should be fired.
The Keebler Elf approved the signal chat. Spineless coward
American news reporters are as soft as butter with their questions....and always have been. I'd love to see some of my Australian journalists make them melt into the concrete with question after question.
Wonder what this twit would have said if an incident like this had happened in Biden’s administration? The double standard and hypocrisy is just overwhelming.
Truly!
🤷♀️ Not what we ALL saw.
Is he blind ?
BREAKING: Speaker Johnson supports transparency in government.
Maybe the people actually executing the plan had precision, but these top level officials were anything but precise. The didn’t even know who they were chatting with, lol
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"No one was jeopardized because of it"....yeah because they got insanely lucky. What a fucking moron.
Are you fkg kidding? This could have cost Americans their lives and they are treating it like making plans for a church social dinner????? Wth? Disgusting.... I have pure disgust.
IS HE REALLY SO DUMB????
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What a🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Did someone cough, "Bullshit?"
Mike Johnson believes the Earth is only 6,000 years old and that God chose him to be Speaker. Never listen to greatly ignorant and delusional men.
"They f-ed up, but they did it neatly and efficiently. You never see that." Johnson should have his nuts revoked.
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“Nothing to see here, folks. Move along”
And the reporter knew what he had. And he waited until the Operation was concluded before sharing it. Because Jeff Goldberg values national security more than the SecDef.
Mike (and his) Johnson is a slimy little tRump bitch.
Anyone else notice that Republicans always tell you what you saw?
It was the opposite of that you shit weasel
Wow.
Fuck you Mike Johnson!
Speaker Johnson is McConnell 2.0
He might be worst. Especially on the honesty side.
McConnell “never lied” just withheld the truth. Single handedly done the most damage to the American democracy experiment
Spot on❕
No. What you did see was all the US National Security appointees, on a text chat, that was obviously open to non secure parties, which none of the participants even noticed. They put every soldier involved in that mission at risk. And, Mike Johnson doesn't care!
Precision dumbassery at peak levels. I'm starting to think that putting an army reserve major in charge of the most powerful military on the planet might have been a bad idea...
The seals with phones brigade.
Give me a goddamn f-ing break. Just excusing it away. Absolute disregard for safety. His words are shameful.
Me to boss "sorry I leaked the companies top secret plans, but, weren't you impressed with my knowledge?"
This person is an absolute idiot.
You can just see him as an ambitious Nazi eager to impress
Mike Johnson's never seen a porn he doesn't like!
but should we see this, though, Speaker Johnson?: that is the central question
Speaker Johnson doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground. They might be top level officials who are totally unqualified for their positions. The were not following protocol and if they had been they would not have had their phones with them. No oversight of these morons.
Fail.
Ask this little cuck what if this was Joe's administration??He's a lying sycophant...
They literally had a classified discussion in an unsecured app and didn't even realize they invited a random civilian to the party. Find some dignity MAGA Moses.
How do we know there weren't other unintentional folks on that text chain?
It’s all the other group messages that we don’t know about that’s the issue
But it will be downplayed by the same people that chantes "Lock her up" and whined about "her emails".
This is just pathetic. Why the hell can’t the media push back on this.
Signal vs. SCIF a case of decision makers over reliance on the perceived expertise of one individual or a case of just don't give a SCIF? www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a...
Seriously 😐
Well then, just televise them from now on.
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Johnson is simply void of any humanity or soul….
Precision = inviting random folks to your super secret chat!
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What a PAB
I wish Mike Johnson could just go back to making his TV show.
“I have no idea why our youth reject religion.”
they think we're stupid
Jesus, who is dumb enough to keep eating this bullshit?
What strong manly men on their strongly man signal chat mannishly stronging such masculine emoji!
Fox News Signal Chat Worries Security? Fox doesn’t care. Killing or war? That’s all fair. They do worry there was a sin: Are using emojis masculine?
Dude spins so fast he’s gonna drill himself to the center of the Earth.
Let me beware of the sleek-faced hypocrisy which is armour-bearer to heresy and infidelity. Knowing the deceivableness of unrighteousness, let me be wise as a serpent to detect and avoid the designs of the enemy www.biblegateway.com/devotionals/...
That's some mighty lame sanewashing right there.
Aside from the fact that the entire conversation on Signal was illegal…….
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On unsecured devices.
Sure, precision emojis. 🙏🔥🇺🇸
In the merry merry land of oz.
Emojis while talking about bombing people…yeah, sure
I have no words for this!
I work in tech and if I leak NTK info I'd be fired so fast without question; to have Republicans supporting this bullshit so brazenly... ...we might as well publish all so-called classified information in the media moving forward. There's no intelligence left in the Capitol.
No intelligence left in the Capital is a profoundly true statement.
Using Signal to avoid anything going into archives that could be obtained via FOIA
What we saw were some kindergarten kids trying act like grown ups and run the government They ran it just the way you would expect kindergartens to They screwed up bigly, yet think they did a good job They couldn't even be smart enough to do something basic - use a classified communication method
No America did not see that at all we saw dangerous, reckless, malfeasance, unprofessional conduct, and risky behavior on the part of morons. America is embarrassed in front of the world yet again because of Trump and the Republicans.
Geeze Mike; did the kneepads come with the job?
Oh PLEASE
It’s incredibly sad to see us in this state. The leaders are blatant liars and hold no one accountable…. Oh yeah and the traitor part…. Sad sad sad
Fox propaganda is destroying our country.
Quote from a guy who ran for office unopposed and has no idea how things work
Speaker Johnson… for fucks sake, are you fucking kidding me?
I am relieved to know that according to House Speaker Johnson, if I ever violate my OPSEC training, I’m in the clear so long as the mission was a success
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Pete: Pass the ketamine, pass the coke, and pass the bottle! we gonna hit some hootie and the blowfishes..
The streak of "brown" just keeps getting bigger and bigger on johnson. What a pathetic excuse for a "Christian."
these people need to be indicted tried and jailed.
A group of criminal bank robbers can get on a chat, plan the bank hit, do it well, and execute the crime with precision. Does that mean bank robbery is no longer illegal?
We’re all gonna die.
How can anyone take these people seriously is beyond me. I had a friend who had served in the Navy as a physicist on submarines, a smart guy… he came to my wedding in 2016 and promptly told other guests that he was voting for Trump. I tried to argue with him and he just spouted a lot of nonsense…
… and then proceeded to regurgitate all the anti-Hillary talking points he’d been mainlining from Fox. Four years later I contacted after Jan 6 to ask him again if he thought that Trump was preferable to Clinton. Yep. No change. It just broke my heart. I still don’t understand. It’s a sickness.
These FUCKING LIARS!
These guys could rape children on camera and MAGA would defend it. No hill’s too ridiculous to die on for them. It. Is. A. Cult.
The ability to lie with such ease while the truth is a billboard behind you I’d disgusting in this administration and the 49 percent who still approve blows my brain!
OMG
idiot ass kisser
Yet another example of his unfitness for his role
Are you f**king kidding me?
Tiny Johnson is a pathetic ventriloquist dummy for our tinpot dictator FOTUS. A dumb-y "the likes of which you've never seen".
Total fool
Mike Johnson is:
To clarify: there’s nothing wrong with being 🌈. There is something wrong with being 🌈 while actively shaming and denying rights to 🌈 people.
What this sanctimonious twit doesn't say is that no one was jeopardized by Pete Hegseth's irresponsible divulgence of classified information only because the journalist included showed more concern for their safety than Hegseth by not divulging the information to people unauthorized to learn it.
Claiming no-one was jeopardised because no-one actually died... ...is like saying I wasn't in jeopardised by jumping off a thousand foot cliff because I was snagged by a branch I didn't know about after falling twenty feet.
But the fact that no one flagged that this was being done on Signal which I am fairly certain isn’t an approved channel for this type of communication
Kremlin Bathhouse Towel Boy Второй в очереди
And god knows who else was in the chat? And who’s personal phones aren’t compromised already *cough* Tulsi Gabbard *cough*
...and how many times they have done this before with who the hell knows added to the "top secret" briefing.
My guess, multiple times over the past two months.
Witkoff was apparently in Moscow, of all places, when he was added to the chat. But I'm sure there's no problem with that, with Putin being such a nice bloke and considerate friend.
The Atlantic Journalist is a National Hero.
We should ask Russia, they surely have all the messages as the special envoy was in Moscow and in the text
And because he won’t release will try to bluff that it didn’t happen
Yep. Our pilots and crew could have easily been killed if the inadvertent “JG” chat member were (say) an Iranian asset instead of the editor of The Atlantic. Dodged a bullet. And now, why would (ex)Allies share ANY sensitive info with this administration, at all?
It's always what's not said.. it's prevarication taken to a sick place..
They really are a shower of bastards aren’t they
Maybe we should ban Signal in the US instead of TikTok since it's a more likely place for China to steal our secrets.
And that prior Signal chats which invited foreign agents would not have been made public as the foreign agents wanted to keep getting invited!!!!!
of course Hegseth's liberal use of emojis is no cause for alarm ...
And this is only the first time they got caught. This ain't their first chat
Yep
If it had been Biden's people in that group chat, and a Fox host had been erroneously invited, the Fox host would have revealed ALL on his show. Of course, this would never have happened because Biden appointed intelligent, experienced professionals.
People are jeopardized by unsecured chat lines.
⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️🇺🇸what Mrs. Betty Bowers said ⬆️⬆️⬆️
Hegseth is a fool unbelievably out of his depth. Keep giving him enough rope.
And what won’t be reported is how nobody we want to trust us with sensitive intelligence will do so as long as these fucking idiotic clowns are in power. And maybe even after that.
But Tulsi Gabbard said there was no top secret confidential information transpired during that text session. 😯
Witloff was IN MOSCOW on that call. With a phone monitored by putin. People are jeopardised
Why was Witless in Moscow? Delivering nuclear codes or transferring funds from the national treasury?
Why not both?
Good point.
Selling Ukraine
Selling Ukraine
Right, that makes sense.
The US is a Russian Oblast anyways.
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Aside from being a spectacular display of gross incompetence because they included a journalist for The Atlantic, that this chat occurred on the Signal chat platform is an abundantly clear indication they were doing this to disregard multiple FOIA and record keeping laws.
… it’s like praising Oswald for his training in Boot Camp
Speak
We don’t know who else saw this. Their actions themselves jeopardized lives.
And we have no idea what was possibly revealed by the use of a public app on unsecured devices, at least one of which was in Russia when this took place.
You hear that great sucking sound…..?! He’s required by his masters Executive Orders to provide at least a half dozen pucker-up’s a day. This guy has no credibility whatsoever~
Which part of the plan called to include a random journalist in?
What a crock of crap. Does this clown really believe himself? Does he know how far he has sunk? Pathetic, geez grow a pair.
I hope there's a hell.
I’ve never met Christians who lie more than these people!!!
Now, nope, and nope. Gross incompetence.
They were doing their job. If Trump starts WW3 this guy would continue to make excuses.
Yup. Sounds very Nazi like.
Grading on the Republican curve.
That’s some dumb bell curve.
They held hearing after hearing on Benghazi. Shit, they were furious at Obama for wearing a fucking tan suit. But looping in a journalist to an unsecured group chat discussing military operations is “doing a job well”?
Fake, scam Christian said what?!
That idiot trying to spin classified material posted on an unsecured public platform. And then Kegsbreath (I borrowed this) tried to deflect blame and insulted the journalist. Typical Republican.
Another stooge! Weak, small man syndrome!
Precision is what you expect from top level officials, in this case it was career military, not the idiots cosplaying as defense and intelligence leaders.
That’s what he calls doing it well? Wow.
There is no NCO or Officer in the US Military that would not have been aware that texting on a text chain on Signal was not secure. No one with any care about our military would ever, ever, have done what this leadership did.
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That's an alternative FU America. Take note, more to come.
So this is how they discussed handling the breach, downplaying it and making like no big deal, focusing on the "success." Trump bold face lying when he said he knew nothing about this. Incredible
Yeah, what we did see was top government officials talking on Signal so they can avoid having to document and archive their conversations.
They didn't know that Goldberg was on there but they know that no one was jeopardized, sure thing.
How much browner can his nose get?
Good job bois 😁 We dont do security shit, we just wage war
"precision" often includes adding the wrong person to the chat that bypasses federal records retention regulations
This suck-up would be laughable if he wasn’t in an actual position of power. Just embarrassing levels of toadyism.
I guess "we meant to do that" was already taken.
They’re suck a joke
And sharing it with everyone to see
The gaslighting. Omg
Speaker Johnson, if I wanted to watch a dude polishing collective knobs in public, on video, I’d go to pornhub. Jesus Christ, man. Stop gargling nads. Have some self-respect. 🤦♀️
But her emails.
Confirmed it didn’t. They didn’t do it well.. Insecure app, including a civilian in text group (could have been Putin). What other national security info is on that App?
this is the post-truth era. lie, obfuscate, disseminate propaganda, and the dumb fucks will swallow it whole and make it reality.
We saw it bc they added a journalist to their chat on an app away from national records and is inappropriate communication for national security. Completely and totally unacceptable, reckless, and disqualifying.
Trump must have some real nasty gay BDSM shit on him.
Someone slap him already.....
He prayed about it on his prayer app.
This is how they play the game. No shock here. The Dems have always needed to circle their own wagons just like this.
The usual- as long as he’s on our team he did no wrong
Not worried about people being slaughtered…like a video game to them
Maybe but everyone didn't need to see it, and we didn't need to see it WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING!
Really? There is a group of actual Americans who find the speaker of the house lying ok?
What a fucking joke! Johnson standards are so flimsy and low for the Republicans. No wonder the World is laughing about the USA
Yeah so what if they carelessly handled highly classified material by text and didn't even know who they were texting it too? Trump could bomb Canada and Mike Johnson would still be trying to put a good spin on it! Can you imagine the furor from Republicans if Biden had done something this stupid?
GTFOH.!
Johnson: I know that Hegseth exposed the country to espionage and possibly revealed our human assets and military means to carry out airstrikes. But, I think his disregard for regulations and protocol were executed with precision.. WTF?? Johnson… kissing tRump’s ass every day!
It’s the Trump MO: when confronted with your failures just lie, blame others and feign ignorance. And it works for him and his administration every time. We will hear about Hillary’s emails for eternity but this will be swept under the rug like all the other crimes against the state
Benghazi, Afghanistan withdrawal, email servers. The lesson is that Democrats need to start their disinformation campaign immediately. Get in front of cameras and start the drumbeat NOW!
He was drinking with Pete.
Dismissive prick.
Yeah but were we *supposed* to?? 🤦🏻♀️
But we weren’t supposed to see anything
If a person actually falls for this then I’m sorry but you’re just stupid. Trying to spin this is as a positive is so embarrassing and they should pay a price for this.
We should check with @merriam-webster.com to see if the definition of "precision" has recently been updated.
Mike Johnson believes that Jesus of Nazareth taught, Lie'th like a motherf’er in the name of American Hitler.
Yeah, and what I see, is downplaying an absolutely HORRIFIC breach of protocol, security and the law, by people too inept and/or lazy to meet in person, or on a secure call.
What we did see is a chat on Signal inviting Mr Witkoff while the man was still in Moscow … yeaaaaah
It was the Centcom (the combatant command) plan. (not the pentagon). Hegseth resent the Centcom plan - which was probably TS/SI. These "top officials" didn't do squat but pass classified info over an unsecured network. all are fucking stupid and should be fired. kakistocracy
Death of Stalin stuff
Pulease 🙄
This republicans would all be hard boys, but didn’t have the balls to point out there own shit and say: yes, this was shit and it must have consequences!
mike johnson you fckn clown
He is an ALARMINGLY proficient liar.
rolls right off his tiny tongue
"Top level" doing a lot of work there
Hesgeth only familiar with ‘top shelf’
I like that.
CALL THE WHITEHOUSE SWITCHBOARD AND GIVE THIS LIAR A PIECE OF YOUR MIND ASAP!!!! 202)224-3121!!!!!!
Dance those red shoes, baby
Lies upon lies upon lies until the truth doesn't exist anymore ... Mike Johnson tonight teaching his children the art of lying & #Gaslighting. Can you imagine what twisted adults those kids of Mike Johnson's will be? Probably a lot like coke-sniffing Don Jr. ... or like rapist drunk Pete Hegseth.
Wow. Just wow. This cannot be reality. It just cannot.
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