We will NEVER stop making fun of you. All you can do is provide more material.
We will NEVER stop making fun of you. All you can do is provide more material.
she is such a bimbo.
She is an idiot! What does this have to do with working for the American people?
Lord she is so dumb.
DOA? Really? Just like her past legislative attempts.
Wondering if she's trying to fake incompetence to get away with stuff...
Seems to be working for the rest of the Cult...
Yeah, think we're on to their behavior, really nothing else can explain the projection/lies/ignorance plus just looking stupid while smirking about it.
No. How??! How are you this dumb?!!!!
Republican bootlicker announcing a draft bill to rename DC as the "District of Trump" in 3...2...1...
Kid Rock groupie says what?
This woman does absolutely nothing.
You can't stand so much nonsense and shit!💩💩💩
I dub thee the Bimbo of America.
👏👏👏 I second that
Moron!
Anyway…what’s for lunch??
What an absolute retard.
Never ask a high school dropout a geography question.
Oh lady just shhhhh.
Sponsored by Telegram?
Why they voted that imbecile in again is beyond me.
What an idiot!
When did she turn orange?
Yeah, Lauren, go ahead and change that name, too. Doubling down on the stupid will really own the libs! 🤣
Idiot!
Don’t worry, she’ll take at least 3-4 times to pass anything, just like her GEDz
Why do they even let this fucking idiot talk? She always makes things worse because she understand absolutely nothing.
She couldn’t identify all of the states on a map for FFS
Change that to any of the states.
Smarmy
Just when you thought she couldn't get any dumber, she proves you wrong.
It will then be like your future political career -DOA
Why is she grabbing some old guy's crotch? Is that just how she greets people now?
This was at an event in her old district. It was attended by munerous old nasties and...well...... They like her.
Maybe that’s how she got the votes in this state because most of us are blown away as to why she was elected again.
That's probably one of her Dads. She's had a few, by the sounds of it.
🤣🤣
What a dumbass. Can we get some minimal standards to run for public office? Like no violent felonies, treason, coups, and a minimal intelligence level?
Threats are like jokes. If you have to be asked to explain it, it wasn't very effective.
What? Are we in Hunger Games now?
WTF
No. I will continue to make fun of anyone who calls it Gulf of America. It's stupid. And I cannot take seriously anyone who calls it that.
"My colleagues on the other side of the aisle should restrict their jokes to the ones about me giving hand jobs and blowing smoke into the face of pregnant spectators at a family musical."
Super duper important right now, Bobo. She's a moron.
does she know what America is named after a foreigner?
Does she somehow think that Vespucci was less Italian than Colon?
DoA. Yup. That tracks.
What a stupid person.
totally
I want to know what's wrong with Colorado's 4th district?
They should change the whole fuckin' thing to the United America's of United America.
She is so stupid. Laugh now #FAFO
I'd give anything to read the thought bubbles of those congressfolk who for whatever reason are stuck in the room while that thing blathers on.
If they rename Canada in the map, into the district of America, they can expect boots on the ground.
What a ass
WTF? How can a country with free speech protected demand people refer to an international body of water in a specific way?
Exactly!
I heard they're gonna change the name of the country to "America". Is that true?
I heard Elon wants to change it to “X.”
The stupidity is astounding. What does that even mean?
This bish doesn’t even have a high school education.
How is it possible to be this dumb and not know it?!
The dumb are unaware that they are dumb?
Another despicable deplorable speaks 🙄
Duh!!!
It doesn’t matter what these treasonous f*cks do. No one is paying attention to any of it. It’s still the Gulf of Mexico around the entire world, regardless of what the orange rapist felon says. But thanks for proving once again that you imbeciles have no f-ing clue how to govern.
She’s so embarrassingly DUMB
These are not serious people. Kakistocracy on full display.
Only the issues of utmost importance for bobo.
The insanity continues.
She is very tanned
Ooh / you’re going to remove the name of the genocidal a*hole idiot who never figured out that the Western Hemisphere wasn’t Asia from our nation’s capital? Sick burn - we’re so pwned 🙄
Who can we support to take her place in Congress?
She got nothin. Even in her red red district she barely has 50% support. Weak weak weak.
Can we go back to the Beatle Juice jokes?
She is referring to taking over sovereign countries like Greenland, Canada and the Panama for her 'District of America'. She can fuck all the way off and keep fucking off till there's no where left to fuck off to. America has become a worldwide joke!
Correction: the U.S.A. has become a worldwide joke. All other countries in the Americas (North, Central and South) are still there, they are no joke, nor are they laughing… I promise you Canadians don’t find this funny at all.
Correct. Thank you. I was a bit angry when I pounded that out. Fellow Canadian here who sure isn't laughing. Let's make sure we don't make the same mistake in our election. She's shaping up to be a doozy.
Oh yeah! Anger is also a recurring feeling of mine these days. With all the foreign inference that seems be already going on, I think we need to make a point of discussing the election amongst each other (in real life, not online) so as to help counter misinformation and boost participation.
Indeed! I registered today to volunteer for the Liberal party in my area. Got to get out there and get some skin in the game! We can't afford to lose this one.
If there are any aliens looking on, this might be deemed a Galaxy wide joke. So much winning!
Lady Columbia was our main lady before Lady Liberty. She's the origin.
It's so hard to take her seriously, she's such a joke.😂
She can focus on her own district and leave mine the hell alone
“Columbia” is the literary/poetic/artistic personification of the United States. Dollars to donuts she thinks it’s “Colombia” the South American country. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbi...
Absolutely. The federal district was named Columbia, a feminine form of Columbus, which was a name commonly used for the United States at the time.
You can tell that Boebert is a lifelong bully. A classic “mean girl”.
Ted Cruz who gave her more than $70,000 in an undisclosed “donation” to give her her start in politics and/or to be his mouth piece.
She knows the whole GOA thing is bull$hit from a demented old conman.
When they find out America was named after an Italian I wonder what name they will want to change it to. My money is on Steve or Jeff.
Too bad they are bogged down with topical stupid shit as opposed to trying to do something for the American people. She’s a joke
Columbia is the female personification of America.
More joke material.
BOBO’s morning routine, WTF!
World war incoming, the rest of the world will not allow this!
Ugh.. Trump was saying DC should be the District of America instead, because "what does Colombia have to do with anything" (as opposed to Columbia).
At 1 atom wide, graphene is the thinnest material known to man, except for Republican skin, of course.
Oh, important things.
Priorities.
Something separate from the UNITED States? Whatever happened to her oath to protect and defend the Constitution?
She acts as if anyone takes her seriously. 🙄
Dear Ms Boebert. Stop being useless and work on something at bit more worthwhile like Healthcare for all, you nit wit🤬
Did she mean that the world is to become one with former countries designated as districts. District of America, district of Germany, district of South Africa and etc,
Could she be more stupid?
No
Washington DOA...dead on arrival...seems to fit at this point in history.
Shouldn’t she just worry about jacking guys off in public…
They are also changing the name of every state to Merica
Is this the distraction from the national security nightmare?
Boebert gets the simple projects.... the loser lane.
United States of Oligarchy.
Don't they have more important things to deal with? Dear gawd!
Ugh!
what?
This woman is a mentally-defective trash human. Nothing she says should be taken seriously.
fucking christ boebert is such a stupid cunt.
She spent about 15 minutes too ling under the broiler.
Ok… the tech reich desperately needs rare earth minerals so she is talking about taking over other countries to get them that. Oh, and they need land for yarvin’s freaky patchwork idea. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ See my pinned post and its attached comments for more info…. theplotagainstamerica.com The ring leader…
It’s the Gulf of Mexico you dumb bitch!
WTH is she blathering on about now?
Classically “Please stop making fun of me.” works 100% of the time with my friends. 😐
Who’s we, she have a mouse in her pocket? No one including her in anything. She’ll be Palin v2 in a bit
Just a friendly reminder that the us only owns about 200 notical miles of the Gulf of Mexico and therefore can only change the name out that far and no further.
She's giving 'advice' to the grown ups now.
Is she proposing state hood for DC? If that’s the case, go ahead and name it something dumb. Let’s see how that goes.
Is there any other job in the U.S. where you can be an incompetent, ignorant moron and not be fired?
A bit heavy on the bronzer, isn't she? Or is this how she is trying to represent her homestate of Colour-ado? ... I'll show myself out...
Stupidity without guardrails, the Rollercoaster without safety rails. What a fucked up group of self-serving fuckers.
What?
It’s so annoying how dumb these people are
Isn’t there more important things to be reporting right now? Like how the Secretary of Defense is an absolutely incompetent doofus?
Bo Bo the fool.
Dumb ass!
🙄
Yeah…ok..Bobblebert! She’s so scary! Oh and it’s the Gulf of Mexico…bitch.
We need to start doing IQ tests on people who want to be in congress or hold any government office. We need to have a baseline requirement to keep this sort of thing from happening again.
And a mcfreaking code of conduct that is enforced. I know one kinda exists, but good lord, the personal attacks is NOT demonstrating that the politicians know how to do their jobs.
She's still an idiot.....THANKS Colorado!
If they decide to target my state, New Mexico, I promise they'll meet more resistance than they're used to
As a New Mexican, I can confirm. 🔥
Voters in Colorado need to refrain from hitting the bong on Election Day! Surely they were high when they voted for her?!
HOW DOES SHE KEEP GETTING ELECTED
She had to move districts to get elected in November
Had to move to what’s basically west Kansas to find people willing to vote for her
And then the others Rs running in the primary against her were too stubborn to drop out so the votes could consolidate against her. They all acknowledged that's what needed to be done,but none of them would do it. Idiots.
She hates who they hate.
Murica! That's how.
There were too many Republicans in the primary. She had name recognition, is cute and there are people in her district that think her style of snarky “governing” is somehow owning the libs.
Some people just love to wallow in contempt and resentment. Effective con artists know how to utilize such moral weakness
District-hopping and making huge promises.
She does not represent the majority of CO. The districts they win are uneducated, poverty level rural areas. Such an embarrassment to CO, the US and international stage.
braindead constituents. lets not forget she moved into another district with more braindead people to get re-elected.. the old district werent going to re-elect her.
well they vote for trump too
"Don't make fun of our stupidity or we'll be even more stupid," is a weird threat.
I love this precision.
😂😂😂
😆
I would encourage your colleagues on the other side of the aisle to say what the fuck they want! Who are you to caution anyone!
I would caution you to maintain focus on the important things. Spend more time in theaters.
Who’s going to take the trash out?
Is she talking about renaming DC to the District of America? Thereby removing Columbus's name from it? Accidentally based as hell????
More like Lauren Wokebert
Columbia, as in the gem of the ocean. In other words, Columbia already means America. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbi...
man, I didn't think it was possible for her to look even more like a skank.
This idiot needs to be voted out with the rest of republicans idiots. You can name them individually
Why is Lauren Boebert black now? 😳
Caution - WTAF; this administration is a joke…
Washington D.C (District of Columbia) she’s says they’ll change it to Washington D.A (District of America). It’s a stupid and useless treat.
She’s going to rename her hometown Blowjob Commons
christ!
Christ, this woman.
Let her say that to the American people instead.
They are going to rename the District of Columbia to the District of America TAKE EVERYTHING THEY SAY AS TRUTH NOW
The real joke is her.
There’s the keen intellect I’ve come to expect of Bobo. She’s threatening more mouth-breathing. Not sure it’s quite the flex she seems to think it is.
She doesn’t even know herself what she’s talking about.
i wondered ‘what does that even mean,’ then realized it’s surely too stupid to waste any time on.
Yup, she's still a joke.
Our tax money pays her a salary to focus on this? 🙄
Idiot
Ok whatever you say ho
Is that a threat 🤔
WAAAAA! SO, THERE!
Government by THREAT. You and what army, Boebert?????
How much fucking glue did she eat as a kid? Dumbest among us!
It was meth.
That’s methed up!
"how long have you been waiting to use that one?"
She is the joke here.
So she admits it’s all stupid and they do it just to show us they can.
I would caution Boebi to grow a brain.
Always an embarrassment.
She truly is a dumbass
So, Boebert’s capital district would be DOA?
Awww, who taught her a BIG word like refrain?
📌
OMFG
"Washington DA?" Really? Are we going to have to call the explorer himself "Christopher America?"
Vespucci might turn in his grave.
You mean the colonizer that sought America multiple times? Got lost? Had to turn around because he thought the earth was flat? Then, when he finally arrived participated in indigenous genocide? I’ll bet you my next check Boebert would have no idea about any of that history!
God, she is stupid!!!!
oh interesting. is she also down with Indigenous Peoples Day instead of Columbus Day? Because the District of Columbia is named for Christopher Columbus.
So is she trying to say they want to change the USA to District of America? Or DC?
I can’t find this America gulf in any of the charts used by the world.
Didn't think that Boebert's next form of racism is anti-Italian racism but I'll let a lady cook
Thanks, Colorado, for sending this ignorant tree stump to DC over and over.
She had to move districts to get elected the latest round
It wasn’t Colorado. It was a small win in one of our eight districts. Believe me, most of us hate her.
She really is so stupid