Go swirl another cocktail, Mr DUI

Completely not qualified to keep his job

This team headed by Hegseth has a sacred responsibility to American citizens and those who stand to make the greatest sacrifice on our nation’s behalf. They treated this responsibility with disrespect, heedless of this fact. They are cowards undeserving of the trust and loyalty they debased. Resign

pretty sure this violently dangerous jackass just likes saying that things will be destroyed, while punching his palm. not much to read into here. let’s hope that some day peace through strength IS destroyed, and replaced with peace through cooperation

Peace through strength does not include divulging national security information over Signal. youtu.be/qawWM9Uag-I

Someone give him a breathalyzer

WOW

Poster boy for narcissistic white Christian male toxicity.

Interesting wording - not sure I like the whole destroy idea but not a surprise for this guy

Someone make him do a sobriety test.

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Pete getting into the sauce again?

Holy fuck!!!! He’s drunk!!!

We had allies that trusted us in the Biden years. Now due TRUE fecklessness of the Trump administration, those critical alliances have been grossly damaged. Trump & his incompetent mob believe that bullying will bring peace. We don't win by being a feared aggressor that demands protection payments.

Strength in body, mind, and soul. One out three muscle brain.

“You're raising the volume of your voice, but not the logic of your argument."

Brilliant

The kremlin is going to save a lot of money on their spy program with Hegseth willingly divulging state secrets after drinking

Drunk ass idiot.

Destroy? Destruction?

He can’t speak without a teleprompter and talking points.

It’s amazing that they have to refer so much ch to Trump to explain their policies. It’s like children referring to their teachers with Mr./Mrs. … said… Total failure of character development.

Have another Pete let’s at least see you as you really are. There’s a help line out there for you. It’s called go fuck yourself! It’s sure to straighten you right out. Good luck

🥃

I mean, cut him a bit of slack. If he just got off a flight he may be more than a little tipsy

attacking this fascist by criticizing his reported alcoholism only serves to throw perfectly innocent people who struggle with addiction under the bus. attack their garbage ideas instead and you won’t be shitting on perfectly decent people simultaneously

“I swear I am ok to drive officer.”

Wtf

derp derp derp

“Feckless” Says the guy who claims a journalist hacked the secure messaging app on his personal cell phone. Riiiiiiiight.

"That's fine, sir, but Biden's not the issue here. Now can you please stop stalling and blow into this breathalyzer like I asked?"

That’s it in a nutshell sigh.

Words are hard for someone as dumb as Pete Hegseth. Even on those rare occasions when he's sober.

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You know you're in the shit when your Sec for Defence 2 months into the job has to say to the press 'I know exactly what I'm doing"....

This SOB is drunk

Fucker has to go

He is incredibly incompetent

Was this yesterday?

When you are about to say the truth and huh! realize you forgot to lie … damn whiskey …

What would Freud say?

This guy is crashing on live television.

A drunken spin.

When you're drunk the keep it pile and toss it pile look the same.

Is he drunk?

Imagine this guy at marriage counseling.

Guy behind him looking at the ground: "How did I get here"

He knows what he means

It's 5:13 somewhere 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍺

😵‍💫

Freudian slip

Cockeyed

The most feckless man should keep that word out of his mouth unless he is writing a bio.

🥴🥴🥴

Arrogance seeps out of him.

Is it me or has his hair turned gray since yesterday? Stuttering, loss of words, slurring, grayed. He is falling apart in front of our eyes. What a shame 😜

Wow. Scary.

Got any of that “peace through strength” for Russia?

Pete ‘Glug’ Hegseth opening his mouth to change feet.

Trump chose conmen like him on his national security team👍

*burp*

Fecklessness…had to dig deep in the vocabulary for that one..

So many Freudian slips from this gang

No, you oribably had it right the first time, before you caught yourself.

Freudian or Drugs?

No do one for Kavanaugh

imagine saying "fecklessness" but falling apart on that simple statement. what a turd.

oof - I'd like to congratulate the cameraman on finding that unflattering angle. The desperation sweat was picked up nicely.

If he's not on the bottle right now he's in such withdrawal from this shitstorm he's just waiting to get back home so he can crack that fifth. He ain't well.

DUI is at it again. WTAF

"Sir, I'm only going to ask you one more time. Tip your head back, close your eyes, and touch your nose, please."

And of course, Fake News is spinning it to be a tiny little slip up, no big deal! I'll never understand how Murdock can stand that his news staff operate with very LITTLE brain power!

It was after 5pm Hawaiian time…

Like he would wait until 5pm to start drinking.

Did he really?

there's so much bullshit it's hard to keep it straight tbf

*Hic*

In Pete's case, giving speeches while intoxicated should be equal driving under influence.

He drunk

Oopsies.. I think he fucked up there

If Trump wants to calm the storm of growing disgruntled republicans, then he would sacrifice (fire) Hegseth

Trump admin are being bent over the table by Russia as we speak.

Drunk.

The fact that this guy even brings Bidens name into this means we need to be ready to take up arms NOW. These guys have 0 shame and so not at all believe in American freedom. They are now threatening to get rid of court districts that rule against trump. It's straight up fascism.

I can smell his hair from here. Ugh.

Are you saying he uses port-a-John hand sanitizer on his hair?

I’m not convinced it’s just literal lickspittle

Lickspittle 🙌🏼

Oh god 🤮.

“I know exactly what I’m doing…” 🫥

#WhiskyGate

Shotgunning beers with gin chasers is not peace through strength.

Yes indeed I don't recommend that ineffective coping mechanism!! 😜

This administration is pathetic. To the extent Trump lasts 4 years, he will spend most of that time complaining about and blaming Joe Biden for Trump’s own failures.

Does he need to call his sponsor? Does he lose his chip now?

They are so used to destroying things that this is the default.

"Fecklessness of the Biden administration?" Dude's a bigger idiot than your President

Petey it’s time to revisit a couple of those 12 steps..

Has there been anyone more unqualified???

His "Commander in Chief"?

I meant as Defense Secretary, but yes, correct.

I'll take any chance to denigrate the Felon or Heggie 😄

😊

Peace through strength is like sobriety by blackout

Sounds like an actor trying to memorize the lines.

So a BAD actor?

"Fecklessness". What malarkey.

He's so emotional.

He's so unstable.

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social Dr. Freud for the win. Again.

A Freudian Slip for the ages.

He’s drunk and LYING

Again

You know you’re an alcoholic when beer just doesn’t do it for you anymore.

Believe me when I say I walked down that road when you realize you can get way higher on hard alcohol and not be bloated. I used beer to walk me off that edge then cannabis to walk me off the edge with the beer. Nice to not have hangovers every morning. He is going down wrong path.

He’s also down the wrong path being a Trump cult member. Basically the guy is a yuge loser.

Never should have taken off those sunglasses.

Oh hey no biggie but you misspelled "coke"

Why is that Nazi talking?

Drunk again

The ‘strength’ should be starting any minute now…

Freudian slip

"Mom says I'm a defence secretariat!"

WhiskiLeaks 🥃

Literally saying the quiet part out loud.

Peace through idiocy?

Guy behind him, willing him to not throw up on the reporters

Drunk as a skunk.

@SecDef stupidly added all the war details. #ResignHegseth

#ResignHegseth

Drunk HIstory is looking for copyright infringement.

Is he drunk again?

Hegseth like his master Trump, are such pathetic cowards they only pick fights with women, children and anyone that is LGBTQ. They are unable to face a real man that would beat their asses without effort.

TRAITOR‼️ TRAITOR ‼️ TRAITOR ‼️ Resign or be taken by force!! This man put our military service man in grave danger!!🤬 ENOGH‼️ #RemoveFelonFakePresidentTrumpAndHisThugs ☎️🆘🇺🇸🗽 👇👀

Quit talking, you’re embarrassing yourself and the U.S.

Such a waste of flesh and bone

Oopsie

Drunk again?

Damn, words and lies are hard.

oh god 🤦‍♀️

Is that why trump is capitulating to putin?

Whiskey Leaks...says what?

Hegseth cavalier attitude towards the intelligence leaks is a good barometer of how easily this man would place soldiers in harms way in order to win Trumps approval.

The former not the latter.

freedom is slavery war is peace ignorance is strength

I keep saying this too: Reject all evidence you see and hear. It was their final, most essential command.

also: "Stupid Is Smart"

willful ignorance is intelligence

Yeah i guess it's the absolute endgame of being utterly shameless a la Trump. why even bother "knowing" anything? It's a needless weight

Your drastic reduction here is a real punch. And it lands right.

kids these days will aspire to be shameless, lying grifters that's where real money can be made this is Trump's legacy

It doesn’t have to be “americas” legacy. You pointing it out gives us deflection. We can’t let it become a norm or value. I really hope when Barron talks he sounds like a cartoon squeaky thing.

He’s so bad at this

God, he's just so bad at everything.

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 🤣🤣🤣

👏

If the consequences weren't so serious, his idiocy would be hilarious

He screwed up twice in that interview. He also said "we're still managing maintenance from the last 4 years of the TRUMP administration". Glug..glug..glug.🥃

In vino veritass