Wtf is his weird obsession with gaudy ass gold things?

There are Armenian gangsters with more refined taste

Piece of shit loser.

Pardon my language, but I'm so sick of this guy, and I'm tired. I just can't come up with anything else today.

Hey, now! I got you! He’s a fuckwad asshole orange shitbag.

Scammers gonna scam

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Good lord, this has got to be illegal, like almost everything else he does

So goddamn embarrassing

Beyond repulsive.

This feels like a bad Trump skit you'd have seen even before he ran for president.

Can he use the Golden Ticket to get sent to the Chocolate Factory and get Augustus Gloop'd?

Article II, Sec 1, Cls 7: "The President shall, at stated Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall neither be inc. nor diminished during the Period for which he shall have been elected, and he shall not receive within that Period any other Emolument from the U.S. or any of them."

Gee... it's kinda like... ya know... the US President has violated the Constitution since day fucking 1. I hate how complacent this country is in its own downfall.

Yuuuup, and it gets worse every day.

Smarmy

You can get one free in a box of CRACKER JACKS.

STOP THE STUPID!

Of course his face is on it. He is that up his own ass.

The only reason for someone to buy one of those would be to avoid background checks. If they have no reason to be denied entry they can invest in starting a business and get an investor visa.

😳😳😳😳😳

Can that be legal 🤔

Psychopath

9/11 is going to look like a gender reveal after this stunt.

Selling citizenship to terrorists.

🤡🚗🤑🖕

Christ Jesus does he ever get tired of his own face or hearing himself talk? I know he doesn’t, but fuck I wish he would His brain is turning into applesauce before our eyes & instead of putting grandpa out to pasture, they’re humoring every idiotic impulse

People voted for an ego (maniac) to run the country.

Hey jackass no one chooses to live in a dictatorship. And definitely no one pays too. Idiot doesn’t come near defining his intellect.

That’ll fit in your wallet

IDIOT!

Someone put him in jail. Please.

Fuck you.

Photoshop contest is gonna be lit on this one.

Here's mine ...

Love it!!!

Obviously graphic arts is my passion.

Can I sell mine for 5 mil then?

😂😂😂😂😂 2 WEEKS!! 2 WEEKS!!!!

Traitor!

If I asked ChatGPT to give me a policy proposal antithetical to the American Dream, I am pretty sure this is the answer I’d get

He is sick a con man! Never stops selling crap no one wants!

Biggest, yet dumbest con man to ever walk this earth. However, I’m sure there’s quite a few ppl who want that stupid freakin’ card.

Elon and the Saudi prince will buy one!

Pootin’s posse too

Demented old man. Doesn’t know he is past his usefulness

Who is getting the money?

The answer to immigration is easy. We just have to get every hard working immigrant 5m.

What a clown 🤣

Russian oligarchs will become U.S. citizens. Trump said so.

Snake oil selling douchebag.

He debases the office of President on a daily basis 😡 He’s made a mockery of it.

Such small hands.

The grift is constant

Someone buy one of these and move next to him at Mar-A-Lago and be the neighbor who has a better party than he does every night but don’t invite him. Melania’s invited when he’s out of town. Be under 50 and preferably a POC. Male or female.

For that much money I would relocate to a country with a more stable government without a dictator and a muskrat

so he bought himself an immigration card? what a con & when karma does it's bit like soon please, do the people who are dumb enough to buy them loose their status? not legal migrants after all.

He's literally saying America is for sale.

So now he’s counterfeiting, too. Awesome. Add that to the docket.

When did he change immigration law that you could buy citizenship would they not have to be laws around how you get a citizenship

Ffs

Disgusting

Read the room. Asshat.

Impeach him, he’s truly hitting psychopath levels.

He's not the real psychopath. He had to go through hundreds of people on this party that agreed on his candidature.

The Dumbest Snake oil saleman

He can have this for free: 🖕

Shameless and unpresidential

What a schlockmonster

🤮

FFS 😠 😡

*gold leaf

Wow even the journalists getting in on his game of verbal patsy sound absolutely braindead: Gold card, teacher! 🥴 Do I get a gold star now? 🥴 Incredible what the ignorant electing the incompetent can do for the ignoble.

World’s BIGGEST asshole.

Buying it for your wife?

He thinks he's immortalizing himself! We need to erase this shit stain!

He’s already immortalized as America’s Nero, Caligula and Bozo the Clown wrapped in one.

this some sick shit .sick for fox and the idiot

For some weird reason every time I see something he is selling with his picture on it, I am always see this….

Inquiring minds want to know. Where exactly is the $5M paid for each of these cards going? Or should I ask who is pocketing the $5M??

🤔 let me guess

God we are so fucked lmao

It’s hard not to hate people who brought us this malicious turd.

Trump proudly claiming he spent $5 million for a citizenship in the country of which he’s already a citizen and, somehow, the President.

Absolutely. Because according to TrumpMath (tm), double the citizenship = double the immunity.

Ofcourse he didn’t buy that

hear the platinum card allows you to enslave people.

I assume that one will have Musk’s face on it.

You have to prove your Authentic White Gentile Heritage with a DNA test and two blood draws, no sooner than 6 months apart. I guess that minor inconvenience is the only downside really. And if you don't have $500,000,000 to invest in the opportunity, then you don't have to worry about it anyway

The Diamond Card has Musk's maternal grandfather's face on it. Not only does it come with an enslavement permit for twice as many people as the Platinum Card, it also grants you a Guarantee*†¹'²'⁴'⁵'⁷'⁹ of Martian Citizenship and one of the first of 10,000 seats on the colony ship

Ahem, calling it slavery is so crass…it will be called the “Hardcore Manufacturing” permit.

every rich guy of questionable ascendancy to the .1% will be buying those for his kids

And none of the idiotic journalists on the plane ask him why did he buy it if he’s already a citizen? WTAF!

They're hand picked by him! They're not going to risk being there by asking a question that he can't answer!

Or being thrown out of the plane while in flight?

Kinda explains his 5 bankruptcies.

Has anyone ever investigated if he’s purchased citizenship in another country? He seems too cheap to have even spent $100k-$200k of his own money to pick up citizenship from some of the island nations that sold them.

Nuking the market to sell your birthright

Hey everyone, I just launched a trade war that could cause a global recession, including in the USA, but here’s a $5M card I’m hocking to rich people from AF1. JFC 🤦‍♂️

Gross

I want to vomit.

The Trump presidency is a pyramid scheme

I knew this a long time ago, but I tought people would get a clue after zuckerberg handed him a check for $25M "just to be" at the inauguration.

You would have thought the first term would have taught some people but apparently not.

Yeah, it taught them that crime pays and they can get away with it.

That would mean that someone somewhere is going to get a payout. He's keeping it all. It's just a scheme. No pyramid.

Capitalism is a pyramid scheme

Just like Russia, everyone steals from those below them.

This is what's called capitalism

Not the way they do it in Russia.

Russia is a capitalist state. That's not debatable.

As someone who lived behind the iron curtain as a child in Soviet Czechoslovakia, you’re partially correct. They are capitalist, but only if you buy from the buddies of Putin Just like Trump wants it to be

Capitalism is the problem here, everything else is circumstantial. Wealth always flows up under capitalism. The question is how fast it corrupts the government, not if

Russia’s capitalism is often described as oligarchic capitalism because: The state controls key sectors of the economy, especially energy, defense, and heavy industry. A small group of powerful business elites (oligarchs), many with close ties to the government, dominate much of the economy.

We also have oligarchs. We also have state control. The rich are the only people who really affect policy. The only meaningful difference in this respect is that Russia is a bit more authoritarian

Yeah, just like Trump wants to be.

You got that right. and...While we are losing our retirement accounts this 5x bankrupt grifter thinks this is appropriate. Why he isn't in tar and feathers on 42nd street is beyond me.

Capitalism is a Pyramid Scheme

And for another million can you get a card without his face on it?

He is seriously ill. He is acting just like a dementia patient. He is regressing rapidly.

$5 million straight into Trump’s pocket.

Two Weeks

Circus owner John Ringling was right when he said “There’s an idiot born every minute”.

While we are losing our retirement accounts this 5x bankrupt grifter thinks this is appropriate. Why he isn't in tar and feathers on 42nd street is beyond me.

Such a scammer! Our president selling his face. How pathetic and sad is this for the United States?!!! Asshole!

It's official. We're living in the dumbest timeline.

Totally legal, right America?

"paid directly to my account "

Kind of wish I could buy it and rip it up in front of his face. I just have a regular old green one which I had to jump through ridiculous hoops to attain. Maybe that one will be torn up and thrown into the wind one day.

God, what a bag of shit

Blatant corruption

That’s our president! What a guy…

He's such a child.

He’s so tacky and embarrassing

What a piece of shit!

Sick 🤢

Illegal

Why is the president buying himself an expedited path to citizenship? Does it come with a complementary Get Out Of Jail Free coupon?

I hope he is joking because it would be insane if we allowed it, but the biggest benefit of the gold card is that it allow rich foreigners to come here without paying taxes on their ex-US income. Normally, rich people in the US pay taxes on worldwide income. That’s why Trump would want it.

He’s such a douche bag

But wait there’s more call within the next 15 minutes to receive your bonus gift #Trump NFT’s valued at over $5000…..

Corruption in plain sight from the grifter in chief.

How much does it cost for one without him?

Look forward to unsanctioned Russians moving in and plundering the US

Wait. Isn't that the same image they use for The Apprentice?

📌

I loathe that prick.

Crash our economy, invite in wealthy people to buy it all up at dirt cheap going out of business sale prices. Just a used car salesmen running our country into the ground.

As our economy tanks, he does this. But no surprise, a malignant narcissist is his own worst enemy. And, they don't read the room well.

“…..a little less than 2 weeks…”.

There are many people who could have afforded that gold plated trash yesterday, but can't today.

On behalf of all the people that died of COVID during Trumps first term; fuck you asshole! Come on heart attack or blood infection do your job!

Well, you must have a heart first.

Gold card, gold toilets, and golden showers. He thinks he has the Midas touch when in reality everything he touches turns to shit

If we don’t jail him, then send his ass to QVC along with all his junk.

Aside from fascist authoritarian dictator, “the QVC president” is the best title someone’s given him so far

Well done! You put it together, I didn’t. 🤭 I love team work.

Is he starting a high stakes casino? #TerribleAnalogies

I hate him so much

Seriously, I haven’t hated a person this much since my teenage angst years

I wish SOMEONE would say “you seem like a huge pussy”

Looks like a "get out of jail" card from monopoly.

I am willing to take it for free and use it as toilet paper.

Even more disturbing than I would have thought. How about some good news? open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...

Dumbass

Even Muslims who have $5m are free to join us? Or Chinese? Or Mexicans? How much of the $5m does Fat Daddy get for using his likeness?

How he makes me feel to be an American.

Oh! Let me go check the bottom of my purses, in my purse closet at the back of my mansion, next to the beach where my yacht is docked. Might be some spare change in there. MOFO-IN-CHIEF

I wish he'd make poop bags with his face on them, I'd buy THOSE. Because then they'd be full of actual s***.

He is bringing in more oligarchs that is all that is. What a corrupt mob man you idiots who voted for him put in the position to do this to this country, to the world. I hope he hits you harder than he is hitting us, you deserve every damn bit of it. vimeo.com/243335623

So gross

Imagine not being embarrassed

Grifter in Chief

Somebody please push him backwards into the little room behind him - with FORCE!

He's disgusting in so many ways. Selling our country like it's one of his many failed businesses...🖕

That looks like his mug shot picture

Always grifting! Always hawking something - despicable!

god what a loser

Once a grifter...always a grifter.

It's all about the grift. In the open. Every new DJT product is a test to see how stupid people are.

No level of narcissism is surprising

Wait he did this today?!!!!!!

You can't make this sh*t up.

As if I could hate this asshole more than I did yesterday. Americans are getting fired and laid off by the thousands, he's tanked the markets, and yet, this convicted felon is shamelessly shilling.

What a twat.

This whole thing is grift & shake down.

unabashed grift

Hey, it's grift where you get RECEIPTS, not just old-fashioned grift where you get a handshake in return for your bribe.

🤮

The mob boss has stated his price for submission.

And with it you can buy an education at Trump university, a membership in Trump streak of the month club, purchase airfare through Trump Airlines, or credit for gaming play at Trump Taj Mahal.

Does it go right to his Russian bank account?

Please. Somebody stop him.

For $5 million, you too can throw a match on the global economy and watch it burn down to the ground as we play the back nine at Doral.

It looks cheap.

At the risk of being accused of cultural appropriation, this administration is "Not Like Us."

🤮

Prince Bone Saw will take a dozen.

ok Donny dementia

🫏⛳️🍕💩

He's got one for the peasants in the cult...only $15,000.99

A literal shiny thing to distract people.

The Gilded Age returns

I remember in '16 tweeting a pic of the Joker throwing money to the crowd before gassing them. I was right as usual

$4.00 a roll. Best money I’ve spent in a while

That's illegal, right?

Jesus fucking wept. He would sell his granny for a buck

in a just world it would be hunter biden’s penis on the card

"Who's the first buyer?" "Me." So he's giving himself $5mil to buy himself 'a path to US citizenship' that he already has? Sure, leave him in charge of the world's economy. What could possibly go wrong.

I didn't know Monopoly had gold cards. Trust Putin’s Bltch to pretend it’s real.

Who the fuck wants to come here now?

russian oligarchs and fsb and arabs.

This image of Donald and his cats while the world burns may be our “Dewey Defeats Truman” in history books. A lasting image of folly.

This is sickening. Sickening

Yikes! What an embarrassment

Why is he interviewing out of a hotel bathroom

I wonder if even Trump is amazed at how idiotic Americans turned out to be

Trump will allow criminals in the country as long as they pay. #TrumpIsADangerousMoron

Two weeks? Same as his health care plan?

Yes, this is life now in the USA. Everything is for sale & all the 💰 goes to Trump. The heist of USA & the plan to extort the rest of the world, has been put in place. Great choosing, MAGA. May you lose your job, home, all your retirement savings, Medicaid, Medicare & your SS b/c you chose this.

I was thinking, to add to your list, wish for them to lose their health also, but don’t waste a wish on that. They’ll do that themselves by ignoring communicable disease warnings, ODing on ivermectin, and injecting bleach. If you have an extra wish lying around, use it for something else.

Where does that $5m go. Straight to the treasury… right? Of course it does. Right?

pull for Antarctica

Literally mocking people & business that lost $$ today

the grift never ever stops. it's the only thing he works hard at. "Works hard" being relative terms here.

He's can shove his card up his ass!

Ummmmm wouldn't there need to be legislation to allow them to offer what they claim to be offering with it?

Possibly he should have unveiled the $5M gold card BEFORE he crashed the economy. #ArtOfTheDeal

wtf

Selling out the country for his tax cuts. Now replace this w Biden and a gold card on Air Force One for 5mil. Imagine the uproar…

Here's a close-up of the event in Airforce one...