And the GOP wants to investigate President Biden's cognitive ability. Projection at its best.
And the GOP wants to investigate President Biden's cognitive ability. Projection at its best.
Fuck the Dodgers and fuck trump.
Jesus his brain is full of slobbering worms.
Fucking moron
Sadly, it appears he's reading this drivel.
He can read? Who knew ...
What the fuck is he on?
I feel for the Japanese translators.
そうですね。
Never again a Dodgers fan!
Trumps brain is mushy he no longer has the ability of expressive language. He uses over simplified words to the point it no longer makes any sense. Republicans have to explain his point. 25 th Amendment
Fuck the Dodgers
🤣
😂 my thoughts exactly 👍
I'm not even a baseball person, but what the f*ck is dementia Don even saying?!?!
You'd think all those guys standing behind him would be dying of embarrassment by now.
Dodgers worship Trump. Oxymoron or all-morons?
WTAF? So the Dodgers went to this WH? Oh h*ll no, Dodgers, now dead to me.
Join the club! They’ve been dead to me since the day I was born in 1972. #sfgiants
😂😂 You’re a baby.
!Go Giants!
This is what he’s *READING*???
Word salad of the day
He knows nothing about anything. 😂
What?????
What the hell is that idiot blubbering about. What a disgrace.
He's a drug addled delusional lunatic with a god complex
His brain is just fucking applesauce at this point. It’s like watching Reagan again. Fuck the Dodgers for agreeing to this sham. Other teams have refused to accept the invite & you should have more of a spine than this. Congrats on the win, now you get to listen to dementia time w/ racist grandpa
The dodgers are full evil now. 🌉
Dodgers about to start a losing streak.
i am literally always saying this
It’s called FUCK THE DODGERS! Hope none of them get detained by ICE. I really do. If it happened. I wouldn’t be surprised. Karma is like that.
Everyone staring at the emperor with no clothes, but no one will say it
Well the LA Dodgers can FATWO.
Who in the absolute fuck gets up in front of the cameras where the entire world can see them and just babbles?
dementia takes multiple forms. Babbling is one of them. As is inserting random words. Or stopping midsentence without finishing.
🙋♀️ I know, I know! The answer is... Trump!!
Caligula baiting the Praetorian guard, who afterwards assassinated him?
Does anyone realize absolutely nothing Trump says makes any actual sense?
Just keep talking, you're bound to say something sooner or later
Those monkeys never type Shakespeare, even accidentally…
Shame on the dodgers
He’s reading this. Did someone write this? He can’t even read off of a piece of paper at this point. Great.
No. He’s functionally illiterate. That’s been obvious since 1980.
Nothing worse than a senile f*cking madman.
Omg! #25thAmendment
Did RFK’s worm jump brains?
I'm truly beginning to wonder
Almost makes me glad that my Yankees didn’t beat the Dodgers last year. It would’ve been gut wrenching to watch my team submit to this forever disgrace and let Trump steal their glory.
Sad Orange could never play sports because of all those bone spurs
Have you seen the comments on his sporting prowess from his football team mates from college? “He was just the best, a good athlete, a great athlete,” www.sportscasting.com/news/how-ath...
WTF is he saying? MAGA, please translate.
Ohtani is thinking “I speak better English than this buffoon.”
WTF, if Biden gave this performance the Repugs would be calling for his removal from office!
He. Is. A. Fucking. Moron.
Thank you for clarifying that.
What?
📌
Grampa needs some rest
golfed too hard last weekend
What in the wide, wide world of salad was that hot mess?
It was diarrhea of the mouth. Not. Salad.
“Keke, btw your brother is in El Salvador”
Is this a joke that he doesn’t know Puerto Rico is a US territory bc the paper towels indicate otherwise
He hates Puerto Rico because he owed them 30+ million for bankruptcy.
Top 5 gif of all-time for me. Nicely done 👏
One thousand times THIS!!!!
Oh Kamala, I miss you soooo much!
❤️ because one heart isn't enough. But also, we could've had this smart, kind, fun lady, but instead we got the Maybe It's Maybelline Moron.
"Maybe It's Maybelline Moron". I CAN'T. 😂
never enough. Here's two more 💗💗
Literally one shade away from black face today...
I like the Dodgers, and it pains me to see them beside a criminal!
Hold them responsible for their choices.
we will never forget!
Good grief. They would be putting Harris in a dementia ward if she couldn't read what was written on a piece of paper. However, we say that's just Donvict being an idiot. Nothing to talk about here.
Notice the men behind the fool. Wake up AMERICANS the tyrant needs to be removed!!!
sometimes his speeches feel like those really heavily improvised Intergalactic cable rants from rick and morty
What the hell!
It has to be some huge joke that he’s president. We’re all on a reality show, and someday somebody will be like, “Surprise! We got you!” Right? RIGHT???
Except for all the collateral damage.
Dammit! There goes my magical thinking.
I said during his first term, “He thinks he’s the producer, writer, director and actor of his own reality tv show.” And here we are.
Sounds like a South Park episode.
Sports…that’s a new word, like groceries!
Ever seen them launch their grand slams? youtu.be/X37EzJnuntk?...
What?? And he's reading this? Either can't read or his speech writer hates him 😂
Ffs.😳🤦
Someone please do a cognitive assessment.
No, CSPAN should have reminded us that Biden was in cognitive decline by talking about it for the next week.
I am surprised that the Dodgers want to be associated with the stock market crash. Then again, I'm not really.
Your speech is only as good as your writers and your ability to read.
LA... you played yourselves.
Hahaha how embarrassing for the Dodgers…. lol…..
Oh this idiots truly on fire.
Im boycotting anything with 47 in the title/desciption
I know who to root against this year!
Trump is the first illiterate president.
Imagine being so dumb, his followers actually think he is smart. These same people re-elected this idiot.
So fucking stupid. Mind numbingly stupid
Stares in GW Bush
Oh God...wtf is he talking about?
Seriously! Idk how the hell anyone thinks that he makes any damn sense 😵💫🤦♀️
Healthy arms
Fuck the Dodgers.
Thanks for transcribing. Sarah Cooper will have a heyday with this one.
Ciceronian as always.
In a "lorem ipsum" sort of way
This made me laugh out loud at work
Jesus Christ.
he just doesnt know how to step back & re compose himself when he stumbles on something in a written speech & then he goes on a huge word scramble just to pretend he didnt slipup reading. dude has huge insecurity & its made worse by the fact he is a psyco
😂 wtf
What?
This man is the pinnacle of stupid
F*ck the Dodgers.
Is this a blithering idiot conference?
This man's brain is pudding.
Could he seriously sound any dumber?
“Groceries”
What the heck is he talking about 😐
Careful. California could lose another professional sports team. Since they can't seem to stay in one place.
That would be just fine. Send them to…. Mississippi or Alabama in an open stadium so they can play in heat, humidity and big bugs!
Send em to the swamps of Louisiana. Let play with with the Alligarors.🤣🤣
Look at them all smiling pretending that he isn’t a complete demented lunatic.
Right!? 🙄
Mookie Betts looks pretty unhappy...
He shook that man’s hand :(
Ick... Just wrong. Team ownership/management probably made sure no one ruffled any feathers, but still, that's a tough pill to swallow.
Yeah. They took the one last joy remaining
Don't give 'em that! Don't let them take your joy! I hate this administration...why do they have to politicize everything?! 😩
They want you to give up hope... I'm doing everything I can to not let that happen.
Oh I know, and I’ll go down fighting but man
I get it...
Then he should have refused to go.
Absolutely. Been a Dodgers fan for a long time. Not anymore. Fuck them for going to see Cheetolini.
Uh, OK...
25th amendment, anyone?
America’s pastime and he can’t talk about it well enough to not sound like an alien who’s never seen a human before.
Dodgers can fuck off for showing up there
What?!?!
What a god damn idiot.
JFC. It’s unreal that people voted for this imbecile.
No, no way this moron won all swing states. Elmo's DOG-E boyz hacked the election.
Yes! ☝️
This might be of interest to you: @electiontruth.bsky.social
I won’t go to that platform. What is it?
Now it's garbage but it used to be similar to Bsky until Elmo took it over.
Was there an election link?
Idk if you watch YouTube, but there's a lot of info there.
It's another acct on here: Check it out. @electiontruth.bsky.social
TY!
Your welcome!
CP strikes again.✅
Gibberish.
Dementia in action
You’d think they’d be embarrassed, but apparently shame has left the building.
Did he go on to talk about groceries? This guy's brain is mush.
Hey what?????? How is this person going to negotiate tariffs????
He can hardly negotiate between his brain & his mouth.
Fuck the dodgers
What?
If he had prefaced with "As Yogi Berra once said.." this would have made a lot more sense.
Now this is the hard hitting playoff analysis I was hoping for. I’m so disappointed by my baseball team
What?
He knew what sport the team played, so there is that. Check back in a month and see if he still does. Meanwhile, let’s go play a round while the country tanks.
But all you LA fans who marched last weekend will still show up at the park, right?
Thinking this very thing. Americans will never give up their sports watching for a greater cause, there will be excuses for why they can't miss a game at the park or on tv. Probably not a popular opinion, but I stand by it based on past behavior. Doesn't matter what people say, watch what they DO.
I stopped watching football the nanosecond I saw what they did to Kaepernick. If a sport is just blatantly more worried about profits than the people who help make them & then shunned them for bringing attention to a massive problem? Then no. You don't get MY viewership or dollars.
He’s talking through a stroke.
🫰
That is the name of his latest Album, it’s very personal
💙🤣💙
Imo it is too bad that this fun baseball team can absolutely suck shit from here on out
JFC. Word salad. He is such a fucking embarrassment to this country! 😤😫😡
Again. Salads are healthy. Word DIARRHEA
& Yes. Total. Fkng. Embarrassment
Yikes. I will file this under #StuffTrumpSaid 4/7/2025
And legs, below the waist, they could be called legs, and in sports, you could say, probably.
What is he talking about? 🤔🤔
Always hated the Dodgers. They just proved the hate was warranted.
The other day, he learnt the word grocery. Today he learnt sports. Maybe tomorrow someone can teach him what the word “tariffs” mean.
Yuk it up. They think anything he's saying is funny? Do they even know what he's saying? No, no one does. Ha, ha dumbasses. Laughing us all into the abyss.
Dementia Donny lost again in his fog
#25thAmendment bsky.app/profile/heyh...
He has basically control of all branches, SCOTUS keeps saving his lawlessness every time
Everything they are doing is lawless.
Yeah. I have no idea why everything is shit right now. No. Idea.
“Siri, gobbledygook for me.”
It says a bag full of arms, some call it sports. An old fashioned word. I campaigned on. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Axons and synapses not functioning. He is a malignant narcissist who is evil.
What babbling gibberish.
The dumbest man to ever hold the sacred office. Pathetic
Don't make me have to stop loving the Dodgers! Gad.
Principals are not easy to stick to. But they are important.
NonsenseBabbleFest 2025 continues
Huh??
> it’s called sports
wtf?
I hope they enjoyed their Happy Meals.
I think the player are laughing at him by the end.
A what now?
Did the baseball players laugh at Grampa Golf’s senile gibberish the same way they laughed when he was rude and disrespectful to two United States senators?
Oh, well I mean, ok if REALLY particular, then yeah ok. Makes sense. 🥹
F him and them. Why are they there? I would absolutely would refuse to attend.
#StableGenius I guess.
He’s so illiterate!!
Such a fucking moron...
JFC…get the men in the white coats.
It’s an old word, I’m probably bringing it back…arms. Healthy arms. People are always asking me about the arms. When I get back in office I’ll fix all the damage sleepy joe did to arms
Hahaha 😂 this was funny!
Pure word salad deserves that GIF 🤷♂️
Look at those gormless idiots behind him.
Pressing their lips together like what ran out was chapstick.
Hope one of them puts a case of Chapstick in pitcher Blake Treinen's locker.
All fools.
The one in the lower left cant wait to lick his boots.
He has no idea what he’s talking about
Wow…I guess it makes sense to the uneducated.
This is what happens when you start with bad writing by clueless staffers and end with ad hoc comments by a clueless president.
What the freaking f**k is that?
It’s called Trump Speak, better known as, “BullShit”, to anyone with more than 2 working brain cells.
Jesus.
Hahahaha! The players expressions are hilarious! Trying to hide their confusion bc they can’t figure out WTF he is saying😂🤭
Makes sense....if you are these guys...
So donny johnny's too old to be POTUS now, right? That's what you all said all 4 yrs of Biden's term, right? If Biden talked like this you'd all be saying, oh he has to step down, it's a shame what Jill is forcing him to do. This guy babbles like Mad Libs & everyone says he's playing 4D chess.
What on earth is he trying to say.
Dodgers are boot licks
Fuck the dodgers
I hope they all get arthritis and rupture their achilles tendons. 💀
Why are they there? That’s a choice. Wtf Los Angeles?!
What's it called again? Sports? No shit! And where did their arms go? You know, the healthy ones they ran out of?
🎯
The person deciding the fate of our economy.
Man, at least we didn't get "Sleepy Joe" /s
What the hell is he even trying to talk about?!?!
And they have arms, but sometimes they run out of the arms 🤪😳
Baseball- it's an old fashioned term. Baseball. Pitchers. Running.
Strong arms. Maybe Melania likes strong arms & legs, very strong arms & legs too! Lol
Yes, I understand baseball and all it entails, but that was hard to follow.
NewPhone was paraphrasing Fatty's "groceries... It's a simple word, an old fashioned word..." Makes me gag
Sorry! I was trying to make a "groceries" joke!
Haha!
Groceries.
It's the thing where they throw a ball. Sometimes they hit it, sometimes they don't. It's all computer now, so not a fan.
😭
"When you ran out the healthy legs, you ran out of really healthy— they had great legs but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and base runners I guess you could say, really particular" You know how hard it is to sound this FU'ed?
Maybe it makes more sense after your morning dose of ketamine. 🤷♂️
Ah, yes. The language of idiot—a MAGA dialect known only to those with shit for brains.
Trump could not ad lib a belch after a Mexican meal.
Sizzle! 🔥
😂
I’m OLD, can someone please translate WTF he’s spewing about!
I'm old too, but this doesn't look like any varient of the English language I'm familiar with. Maybe it's idiot code.
He's actually reading that from a note 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s too vain to wear his glasses in public.
Fuck the Dodgers for showing up to listen to this evil moron spout word salad.
Salads are healthy. That. Was word DIARRHEA
I hope the fans just stop showing up to their games. At least for a while. I’d boycott them.
Good, I’m glad to know it was baseball in particular. I thought it was water polo.
????
But everyone will just normalize him. Unbelievable.
He just pukes out whatever word comes into his head
#ETTD
I keep waiting for a Rod Serling monologue, cause this is Twilight Zone shit.
Will always have a place in my heart for Mookie and Dave but that House is infested by greed, racism, and ignorance. We respect the institutions and offices we hold dear by resisting against the scourge that work to undermine our civil liberties; not pose for photo opportunities with them.
Makes you wonder if there was a hypnotist as a warm up act that convinces the attendees that he is talking sense. Either that or sport people are generally dumb. Tuberville comes to mind.
Moron.
Screw the Dodgers.