Sure they are.

And it’s all about him, as always

When he says "deal" he means extortion.

This is the only thing he cares about. Is who can he make kiss his ass as he destroys the world as we know it

They are selling US treasuries as fast as they can. Trump is a moron. @carlquintanilla.bsky.social @cnbc.com

Disgusting 🤢

I highly doubt this! 🤥

Which means they aren’t

OK Boomer.

Cool story, bro. bsky.app/profile/kyle...

We all know he is lying. But maga think they are all on hold waiting to speak to him.

He looks horrible

Yup... lol

Lol... I'm sure that in his head they are....

He legit crashed the world economy because he’s so desperate for attention, it’ll force world leaders to call and fake grovel to him so he can feel like a big strong man We are having the country run by a toxic child who has never matured past the malignant narcissism that afflicted him as a child.

If I'm one of these countries allegedly calling up Trump to deal, I'm backing out now. No one wants to kiss an ass that hasn't been washed since Obama was in office.

But somehow, the golfing and this event are more important? This man would NEVER miss an opportunity to be stroked.

What a gross ass.

I thought the text of this post was a joke. What even is this supposed to accomplish? More animosity between US and the rest of the world; this feckin weirdo represents us! JFC on a cracker

Yeah.

Obviously lying.

Says that lying dude.

In his own fucked up head!

Something tells me there hasn't been a single inbound call to the white house.

That’s what he gets off on - MAGA - Make America Gross Again

This man is the most coarse, dishonest, gross, delusional, dangerous, offensive, narcissistic liar that’s ever held the office. Willfully ignorant and sadistic, he is destroying the country we love and our democracy with the help of the spineless GOP.

☝️ This!

China has entered the chat

I mean just ask Ron Vara and John Barron, they’ll tell you I’m not lying…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSLt...

I highly doubt any country is calling to kiss that orange saggy old ass

Nope

This making me think that he is using tariff to get attention or make himself feel important. He is really a narcissist.

It’s undiluted.

Hmmm? Same source as told us Zelenskyy was coming to the WH to sign his portion of a rare earths deal that was already inked?

He sounds so sleazy, grose.

What the fuck is with that helmet hair?

Fucking EXTORTIONIST.

Aaaand, now we've entered the Sir Story phase of the tariff debacle – where Donald's ass the the center of attention.

Trump wants to be king of the world, he wants world leaders to come crawling, begging, and kissing his ass. King of the World Trump. ‪

Thanks for this disturbing image lol

King of his very own garbage heap.

My eyes!🤮🤮🤮

He knows he’s old and days are numbered. Perhaps his duck doesn’t work anymore so raping the world for his jollies is the next best thing. My opinion of course

Why would you start your conquest when you were so old? He’s going to have zero time to enjoy any victories. He’ll smile on his death bed knowing he destroyed his enemies and that will probably be enough for him, but dude. You’re gonna die sooner rather than later. Your reign will be short.

No other human in the history of humans loves his fucking voice more this piece of 💩

And obviously: people infront of him - they are laughing. …………

Reporters from all over the world need to ask their leaders if they kissed Trumps ass. And the people of those countries need to demand their leaders reject Trump.

The phone isn’t plugged in sir.

Everything aside has US ever had a more crass President?

He meant to say kicking. Kicking his ass.

Name at least one country. He is an uncivilized moron.

John Barron John Miller David Dennison Did they call?

And Ron Vara, Trade Representative from the Heard and MacDonald Islands.

Flippers up!

What a pathological, coarse, insecure, repugnant example of humanity he is

Fact check: False Europe is hinting about a hammer about to be dropped on the US economy by months end, we’ll see

This is him blustering. He wants other leaders to think they'd better hurry up before all the "good deals" are gone.

Not happening

Avoid his ass at all costs.

Elegante

“GOTCHA BITCH!”

Except we know in London they are actually saying we don't buy American because your goods don't meet UE standards. They are full of toxins we don't want. They don't give a shit about US tariffs.

The "Sir" story again?

Trumps ass is probably the most unkissable ass in the history of unkissable asses

It *should* be, and yet

I bet these countries, if they exist, are calling because their leadership was elected to protect their livelihoods and well-being.

The lurkers support him in email.

No they’re not.

This is the winner of today. Nicely done.

Thanks, lol it was ripe for the picking. Laughter is one of the few remaining universal forms of maintaining sanity & connection 😘

What a PSYCHOTIC LIAR 🤥

That’s what he wants.

Perfect way to encourage cooperation in negotiating from other countries. Insult them. What a genius negotiator.

We must shut this country down to stop these fascists before we can’t. youtu.be/EKnoUbDIpjo?...

He's received zero calls.

Fuck this guy in particular.

Crude. Bragging.

Um..he said he won't negotiate. Then he says he's negotiating. How can any of our trading partners trust anything he says. For that matter, #WeThePeople already know we can't trust him.

Sure Donald🙄

And that is exactly what all this is about. The nasty little man needs his ego stroked and he's willing to break the world's economy to get that done.

Liar liar pants on fire..

I cannot contain the hate.

He is so full of shit!

This man is obviously mentally ill.

So are his followers

The majority of them are victims of brainwashing from the right wing media

I’m a retired psychiatrist; some of us have been saying that for 10 years!

As you know the MAGA can’t accept that they have been conned and their cognitive dissonance is at apoplectic levels. His deteriorating mental condition and the stupidity of his tariff decisions opens the door to hammer home the point on national security grounds.

Agree; the butter is slipping (has slipped) off the noodle

The trick is tying his mental instability to the decisions that are destroying the market, trade and employment. The simple message is: policies of retribution and cruelty are signs he is mentally compromised

💯

Why?

🤣🤣🤣

Even muted, he is a disgusting example of humanity. May he soon fall, bigly. And we had Kamala right fucking there.

We did great the first time! We HAVE to do even better this time! He is crazy and more and more people are going to get hurt! We have to fight with everything we have! Bring your friends and family. Share and make everyone aware.

Was he riffing at the microphone for long? Has anyone ever loved the sound of his own voice more than Grampa Golf? What a professional conman.

Market manipulation and/or incompetence. We need to send congress a message e during midterms.

Someone needs a cognitive assessment?

why is his head a square

😂

I was wondering the same thing.

Just imagine is this kind of speech is acceptable for any president of any country...? Trump is just an evil bully and the people that laugh and applaud are worst than him because they enable him...!

He’s also seriously severely mentally ill.

The problem is that apparently the American political system is so corrupted that no one is capable or willing to stop him and his evil regime... America only will change with a revolution, the system is already too corrupted to allow any changes by peaceful or legal means...

Afraid so; but it will swirl around the drain for a while yet before that happens, and the unflushable turd goes down

TOPXI TOPXI TOPXI

In other words no one has called. No one wants to try and negotiate with a mobster.

Oh look a new silver piece on top of krasnovs head! #becausefucktrumpthatswhy

He’s a sick fuck

🙄And THAT'S all that matters to this SICK, egomaniacal rapist- that everyone kisses his fat disgusting ass. This country & its citizens have NEVER been his priority. #DictatorDon

Nope RFKJR will make us Die. We would like an Explanation on how to Live.

He may well be hearing voices saying these things. How many are real people on the other end of a telephone is very much open to question.

Tyrannical Sadist

It just gets more embarrassing by the second with this wank.

Don Poorleone…

Dear World. Trump just called you ass kissing pussys! Fuck. Him. Up.!!!

What a classless, disgusting man he is.

No one believes him. Well, the cult does.

He's slowly morphing into Herman Trumpster.

That helmet needs a chinstrap.

Puts Asian nations in a no-compromise position He’ll never understand the world in which we live.

And they called him “sir” over & over…..

With tears in their eyes…

While kneeling. He's such a jackass.

It's like a The Simpsons character came to life. The fuck is going on here.

Damn Napoleon is probably rolling in his grave, listening to this cockwomble, talking his nonsensical bullshit!

Trump is the perfect opener for tonight's headliner:

Whenever President Fuckwit is at the dais with a bowtie on, get ready for a marathon Foster Brooks imitation.

China ain't gonna be kissing his ass anytime.

Correct. www.latimes.com/world-nation...

Yeah, right .

What country would watch this stupid shit and actually call him Sir? The only ones calling him Sir are the republican sycophants

Is his Republican audience laughing at the Crassness-in-Chief's immature offerings?

You can dress up low-class and it still looks, sounds and smells low-class.

They’re not calling him.

You know, when he says that people are calling him, Sir, he's lying through his teeth again!

China and Europe are going to kick his ass and We the People suffer. Fascism on full display.

Canada too. Mark Carney has more economic experience and knowledge than Trump’s caterpillar brain.

Liar still lying.

Nope, no one is, they are calling to implore him to grow a fucking brain, but that would be about it.

Is there even any room left to kiss his big fat ass? All the Repugnicans have marked their territory.

Um, that's 6 casinos!

TRASH

This MF thinks that these countries are Melanie or Erick Trump

Unfortunately, might be true.

Traitor Trump meant to say that he's kissing Putin's ass. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Don-old has some wild fantasies, not that I’m one to kink shame or anything …

Straight jacket 🧥. Now !!!

This is what it’s all about He wants everyone to kiss his ass

That’s all he cares about-that the world “kisses my ass”. He doesn’t give a damn about anything but himself.He is not there to protect & defend the country,our constitution or people. He is so narcissistic,he admits his “sickness” & displays it every day. Remove him before we are totally destroyed.

Mob boss doesn’t need World Dominance. Just needs his own TV show. Far more gratifying at a fraction of cost to civilization. Hey DOGE - fix it.

Look at his face (I understand if you can't). He doesn't believe a damn thing he's saying.

This is even MORE embarrassing than when he elbowed himself to the front and center of a line of World leaders in his first term. 😵‍💫

And walked ahead of Queen Elizabeth II. Narcissistic imbecile.

Of all the things in the world that never happened, this is the mostest of the neverest of things on that list.

What I've heard about his incontinence, perhaps some clothes pins are in order.

We might be looking a black market expanding like they did when we had prohibition.

Dreaming if he thinks China will back down

Feckless idiot and a liar. Nobody is calling unless it’s names

Trump looks like a fool…..and sounds like one, too.

bs

Well, now we’ve confirmed no one has called

Speaking of kissing my ass...

That's how we know it isn't happening...he's talking about how much they are kissing his ass.

His politics go as far as his ego. He has no ideology except for self-glorification via attention-seizing. The fascism & hate-mongering are byproducts of his explicit self-loving and implicit self-loathing. His obvious vanity enables real ideological proponents of neo-Nazism to Trojan horse him.

Trump is full of shit like always he's lying out his ass and no country is calling him. If they are it's only to tell him to FUCK OFF!

Yeah, it's probably Trump's aides telling him something like "yes sir, great big countries, really big countries, with tears in their eyes, are calling you, really ringing the phone off the hook in fact, begging, just absolutely begging, to kiss your ass sir" when they are saying "FUCK OFF!"

He is not looking for a deal for the country. He wants the ass kissing, the feeling of control, or he's got a side grift of extortion/bribery. Or all of it.

I will call bullshit. Because if Trumps lips are moving you know he is lying. Projection is the orange sociopath pathological liars middle name.... How can anyone believe this lunatic?

Marilyn Monroe wore that wig better!

He is lying his fat ass off!!!

Yes. The whole “Sir” story routine is a repeatable tell.

I'm amazed none of these fictitious leaders had tears in their eyes

Kissing his ass with a hot branding iron. I hope he's put out to pasture soon.

China is going to tell him to go pound sand.

Sure Jan

He’s fuckin lying

He's consistent. Consistently a low grade idiot POS.

Are these "countries" in the room with us now?

He’s a liiiiarrrrrrrrrrrrr

Spoiler Alert: they aren't

Do you know how to tell when Trump is lying? Check if he is opening his mouth.

Not so much after they see this dumbass cockwomble twat...

Ffs

Crude, rude, insecure and irrational he is.

What a despicable, crass ass.

He just wants his ass to be kissed

Ever a rapist.

If they were calling him, he’d tape the calls and play the calls to the public 24/7! 🙄

That's true.

Liar

4D diplomacy 🙄

Allow me to translate from the syphilitic pussyassbitch to English: no one is calling, no one wants to pay me to change my tariffs…no one is dying to make a deal…

What a disgusting thing to say. Imagine if Obama had spoken like that. No class.

I would never want to make a deal with this dude.

He can’t make deals, he can bully.

“Presidential”

Fuck. Trump.

I'd much rather not. I'd wish for a natural disaster to befall him. Lighting would be nice.

I agree. 🫶⚡️

A lot of golfer's get hit by lightning,

Stop bringing my hopes up. 🥺🥰❤️

Taiwan, Vietnam, and probably Japan - that’s it. He’s so delusional

No. No they are not.

And that is the only fucking reason he is doing this - he wants the (perceived) power and people groveling to him.

Even the penguins are telling him to piss off.

Avec le sourire bête d’un idiot du village !

Those countries are kissing Trump's ass? If I was one of those countries, I'd make sure NOT to kiss Trump's worthy ass after THAT statement. #BigAsshole

That ass ?! 🤢💩

🦋Notice he's not being specific as to who is kissing ass...😕

Because no one is kissing his ass

Trump always wants people to kiss his ass. Imagine having a President who works and thinks this way?

Meanwhile:

Wtf is happening with his hair?

That’s actually cotton candy from the Iowa State Fair.

I thought it was a dead squirrel

🤔😂

😅😂🤣

“It doesn’t look bad” he says. Such self delusion. 🤦😳😂

I think it’s fibreglass loft insulation.

Sort of reminds me of a pillow. You suppose Mike Lindell is his stylist?

I don't want our economy to go down but I'd love Trump to lose bigly and be driven out of the WH by the populace! 😅😂

That's probably why they put the fences back up around the White House.

Freak.

Which countries and who is he speaking with?

bsky.app/profile/slap...

Starts a tariff war with the country holding the 2nd largest amount of U.S. debt. He'll soon see who holds all the cards. No one is kissing anything, agent Krasnov, you deluded moron.

2nd and 3rd. Japan and China have collectively 2 trillion of US debt

According to my source (Reuters), it's Japan 1st, China 2nd and UK 3rd.

If you only count foreign debt holders yes. American banks hold the highest debt by far. Financing about 27trillion dollars of the 34 we're out.

Yes, I was speaking solely about picking fights with countries such as China in unnecessary tariff wars. No wonder he has so many bankruptcies to his name.

Uh huh

Is fucking kidding... ok .. lets buckle up and do fucking war... he wants it , he should get it