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Can't believe this jackass is our president again.

Please refer to him as "humanturd", since he is no part of our lineage Sincerely A. Jackass

lol

Even jackasses are horrified.

Man woman tv camera umbrella

Hasn’t this happened before?

Should side by side with Obama managing an umbrella.

Is he still using the short stairs? Sort of seems like it. Interesting.

What a dummy

caution tag on the umbrella … “some may experience difficulty manipulating the round peg in a square hole”

Who does not know how to operate an umbrella? Is he two??

Literally took three tries on the round peg / square hole conundrum.

This is the man who wins every golf tournament he conjures up.

Can someone please link the Fox News think pieces about how Joe was unfit to lead because he stumbled getting off the plane once

Wait. He compensates with his umbrellas too? It could be even worse than Stormy told us.

When an umbrella Looks smarter Than the Guy WHO wears IT..

You know the thing about bad luck to those who open an umbrella indoors. 🤞

He still hasn’t learned how to use an umbrella.

Apart from the umbrella, does the sack of shit ever work on the weekend?

Where is the NY Times to declare this "mental decline?"

Stable genius. How dare you.

"how dare you" is a nice touch.

😂😂

It's more about "when"... I'd think in... 🤔 4 years?

Haha what a dope! It took him almost 2 seconds to bring a giant umbrella through a narrow portal while staying almost completely dry! Impeach!!

I foresee an Exec Order requiring all umbrellas to automatically fold upon sensing a doorway.

He's too stupid to know how everything works.

ANOTHER weekend in Florida?! Another 3.1 million dollars. Where’s DOGE now?!

😂 🖕🏻tool

I've seen several dogs on Youtube who have solved that doorway puzzle.

😂😂😂😂

Tout à fait!

Bravo

Not so smart!

And the President was left at the door. End of story. 🚬😎

Again? Nobody has taught him how to use an umbrella since his last administration?

Dementia.

He doesn't even understand how to close it!

It's a cognitive test.

Plane. Umbrella. Dumb. Fascist.

He still hasn’t learned how to close an umbrella!?!?! What an idiot!!!

Did he do that once before and just left it outside when he couldn’t get it in?

Yes, he did.

That stupid fuckin 'FIGHT' salute that PEOPLE HAD TO DIE FOR

Another weekend on tax payers dollar

Fucking idiot… can’t even operate an umbrella… 🤦🏻‍♀️

Look, some of them are REALLY HARD sometimes. Like when you go to the bathroom and you forget to pull your pants back up before you walk. [My MeMa did that one time and broke her hip]

Does he know its bad luck to have a brolly open indoors! Here's hoping !!

Another 3M spent so he can vacation yet again.

Please please please let open umbrellas inside is bad luck be a real thing.

stable genius

Michael Steele just stated Trump’s administration has spent $154 billion more since his inauguration than Biden did during the same time period in 2024.

Trump: 0 Wind: 1

Trump: 0 Wind: 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLkO...

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He’s one weird SOB

More and more I think he is the proverbial ‘bottom of the barrel’ scraped together and encased like a sausage.

😂😂😂

I thought you were my Aunt Moira for a moment. I read your profile and now have instant transference. I spent a glorious 10 days in Darwin, Australia once upon a time.🧚 hi.

Hahaha. That’s very funny. Great to hear you enjoyed yourself down here 😍

The hotels were double booked but my Scottish self knew what a backpackers hostel was. It was wonderful, I’ve never felt more adventurously free.

Sounds like you are a ‘traveller’ not a ‘tourist’. Great to hear. Come back one day and come to WA. Huge state so you’d have to allow a lot of time to cover nth to sth. Worth the effort though.

Australia would need at least a year all by itself, but I am bound and determined to make middle school NOT suck for my neurospicy babies.

I’ve been to 9 countries, all of them before my 25th birthday. I had this plan for 2030 to take my kids back to Scotland for 6 months and then just travel Europe for 6 months. Middle School sucks, so do it online from Barcelona is a my motto. I get my VA disability wherever I am. My family is global

With an intelligent parent or parents, who will introduce novel ways to keep to the curriculum, children thrive whilst travelling. They gain much more than just sitting in a classroom. They end up being a well balanced person with the added advantage of an extra strong relationship with parent/s.

That’s my thinking. I was 11, my sister 13 when my mum moved us to the States. The three of us have such a strong bond even though we’re on opposite sides of the country now. My sister and her family are global. I HAVE to keep it going. My kids need to know the world is big enough for them to BE🧚

The idiot in chief doesn't even know how to close an umbrella.

There is no fixing stupid. lol Protecting the candy floss on his head.

He really is outsmarted by umbrellas - this isn’t the first time.

And some people think this tool is a genius!

Stupid twat! And probably going fucking golfing again this weekend.

I’m waiting for a hurricane to ruin the golf course at Mar-a-Lago.

Don't we wish? And if it happens, he will spend every cent he needs to of taxpayers money to repair the damage. It's one law for him and one for everyone else.

Dumber than a box of rocks…

When the simplest of things are so hard for the simplest of minds 😂🤣

Another 3.4 million for the weekend!

Isn't there a video from his first term when he dropped the umbrella at the doorway after not closing it?

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Did he lose his new weave

Some people struggle with advanced technology.

So stupid!

Did the umbrella say thank you enough?

Lol, failed at operating national cash flow, now can't operate an umbrella. His brain has dissolved

Racist grandpa forgot how to use an umbrella again!

He's not used to holding them himself.

Does the dumbass not know how to let down an umbrella?

What's like... holding his veins open?

Merry Poopins.

Stable genius.

That takes cognition. Walk in, turn,hold umbrella out of doorway, close umbrella, bring umbrella in. Store umbrella walk to seat.

I actually enjoy analyzing certain activities then figuring which muscles r used & how they fire in order for the person to accomplish it. This led to understanding which exercise is best for say golfers who are injured. So simple analysis turns more difficult. Then you look at Neuro & its effect

Can't be bothered. That's the vibe I get. ☹️

Maybe. It not the 1st x it’s happened but was one more difficult for him to resolve. Someone came to assist. We look at things like this differently bc we analyze tasks & watch how ppl perform them to see if they will need assistance at home. We asses Physical,Cognitive and Neurological ability

What a dense cockwomble.

If Biden did this it would be front page news and George Clooney would be writing an op-ed. Where is George anyway. Why isn’t he railing against Trump like he did Biden 🤔

Moron!!

i swear he was just at Mar a Lago like 3 days ago. does he go Friday to Tues now? what's he do about 1 hour a day of work? ffs, what a disgrace.

Ooh. An open umbrella inside is bad luck. He deserves it the most. What grown adult doesn’t know how to close an umbrella?

Dumb ass!

He still can't manage an umbrella....told you he was DumberThanF'ck! How effing embarrassing!

Another lazy $3 million down and nothing too show for it.

Pls don't call him president - & w/ a capital p‼️🙄 He's a narcissistic dumb turd. Dumbass doesn't know the difference between a Cognitive & IQ test. I'm pretty sure we once again won't get the true results of his latest cognitive test and physical results. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-cant-r...

Umbrella 2 trump 0

He did the exact same nonsense during his first term. You'd think he would have learned how to close an umbrella by now.

Apparently, closing umbrellas was not a required course at Trump U or Wharton☔️☂️🌂

Idiot President

sTaBle gEnIuS 🥴 😵‍💫 😏

Another weekend at Mar-a-Lago? THAT'S where the huge protests need to be. I'm assuming there's no bunker there, other than a sand trap.

Is he incapable of learning how to close a damned umbrella?

Where is Melania? She could close it for him.

Update: Trump has ssued a Special Executive Order that all doors on aircraft must be converted to be 1.5 times the width of an open golf umbrella immediately.

He’s so used to people acquiescing to his every whim that he gets confused by elementary physics. He’s a FVCKING MORON.

He'd get lost in a phone booth with a compass

To be fair, Watergate had it's share of morons, too. And whackadoodles. And people that liked playing albums of Hitler speeches. It's like Watergate, but with an all new cast.

He still hasn’t sussed that out?

Still losing that battle.

We all watched the wizard of OZ and know what happens if he gets wet.

PAB

Where's a gale force wind when you need one? He could have been Mary Poppins.

Huh, how many weekend trips to FL has he taken since Jan 20?

In fairness, he is only working part time.

Every weekend he has been in office. Should be at around 290 million of tax payers dollars 🤬

9 out of the last 10 weekends. Costing taxpayers $26 million www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

The dumbest of fucks, this guy is.

There's a man who "aced" the cognitive test. I guess there weren't no umbrellas on that test.

Was this before or after he aced his cognitive test?

I'd support that dog for President over Trump. He looks sweet.

He is powered by A1.

He doesn’t know how to operate them, we’ve witnessed this before. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLkO...

This man is 78 years old. He still doesn't know how to work an umbrella? Is this the stupidest man on the planet or what? Too stupid to live IMHO.

Fall off you fat fuck.

you live a life of extreme privilege if you don't know how an umbrella operates

Yup! Brain the size of a ............

Add another $3M to the deficit.

He's such a CLASSLESS Klutz! 🤪

Instructions not clear. Going to crash the stock market and go golfing.

He's so s m r t.

Biden does this and the Republican Party would have been out with pitchforks and the 25th amendment

He really has a problem with executive functions. The fact that he routinely battles with basic items…and he did the same thing LAST TIME. 🤦🏽‍♀️

More Millions we tax payers pay🤬 What a Dope can’t even close an umbrella

Trump is a stupid asshole!

My forehead is just going to be one giant wrinkle before midterms.

I'm surprised he held his own umbrella...🤨🙄

You can see how fast syphilis is taking trump down Just call him President Syphilis

A bumbling boob and his bumbershoot.

#FattySeven is an idiot.

Man. ✅ Woman ✅ Person ✅ Camera ✅ TV ✅ Umbrella ❌ FAILED!

😁

Dufus!

But he finally learned how to walk and talk at the same time

He can't do anything right.

Mary Ploppins

The guy who thinks he's the master of economics can't even work an umbrella.

I love this quote

He would go bird-shit if a drop of water hit his hair

“hair”

"Bing, bing, bing"

Isn't this footage from his first reign? Or has he still not yet mastered this maneuver?

It’s honestly sad that I can’t tell, because he remains an idiot who flies to Florida every week.

The first time around he just dropped it and left it in the stairs.🤣

This gives off dog, door, long stick vibes. Not as cute though.

The timestamp on the video is today. Also, in the old one, he gave up and just left the umbrella outside on the stairs, this time he managed to figure out if you can’t close it, at least you can turn it sideways to fit through the door.

He's learned to use tools, we're doomed!

😰

Hate this motherfucker

Nothings changed as hes beyond learning.

Moron

This king needs prisoned !

There is something seriously wrong with that appalling wretch.

The cognitive test today wiped him out.

Again he doesn't know how to close an umbrella. It is not rocket science. Oh, I forgot he is not a genius.

He cannot manage simple tasks, like umbrellas or his bowells!

Dumb as a box of rocks!!

He can't even figure out how to use an umbrella?

Remember his brain doesn’t work right either. What makes you think he knows how to use an umbrella.

Dude, he passed his cognitive tests with the best flying colors, the most beautiful flying colors anyone has ever seen, so beautiful that Amber's waves of grain couldn't even... and then they said, "repeat, 'burger, fries, milkshake', so I did!" So you don't know what you're talking about

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Check his shoes for TP.

Umbrella 2 Trump 0

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Our presidency encapsulated in a 10 second video. - No Plan - No Awareness - No Style - Blatantly Stupid

If that had been Biden the GOP would be calling for impeachment. 🙄

gov Lapitome wonders why he always gets the broken ones

A hole

What a maroon.🥕

He really has issues with umbrellas doesn't he! He can't figure out how to close it?

Day 82, Trump’s back in Flo-rida to GOOF OFF again. Trump Taxpayer golf tab is $26,000,000.

The plunker thinks taxpayers should cover $100 million for a military parade on his 79th birthday.. It should be spent on something worthwhile, NOT an arrogant billionaire’s idiotic whim. The equipment will chew up the streets in Washington DC.

Wasn't this also a problem last time around, too? What the hell is his problem? Don't tell us how smart you are when an umbrella has been consistently kicking your ass for 9 years.

Biden does this and it’s the top story for a month.

I was hoping he would Mary Poppin away and never be seen again.

I didn’t realize how much trouble we are in, the man doesn’t know how to work an umbrella. We are so screwed. It doesn’t take a stable genius to know how to use an umbrella for goodness sake.

Ofcourse Biden did it.

Proof? We have photographic evidence of this idiot in action. Far too much of it, to be honest.

Or was the implication that Biden slipped the lead into his water supply as he was growing up. Sinisterly lurking in the background and rubbing his hands as the IQ points learn to love their new leaden world?

Way too much for his brain.

Dumber than a potato.

And at least potatoes have taste!

The orange maggot’s wife didn’t even go to his daughter’s baby shower couldn’t be bothered just could not be bothered. She wants absolutely nothing to do with that fucking family, but can’t blame her. Nobody wants anything to do with that fucking family.

He can’t do the simplest things.

Golfing again??!!!!! Wow, he is setting a world record huh?

Can you imagine if that had happened to Biden?Fox would play it on a loop

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Again?

What is it with him and the umbrellas?

Wasn’t that from the First Nightmare?

Nope. This one is from today.

President of the Mar-a-Lago

See....my point proven again...he's an idiot.

Trump has no idea how ANYTHING works.

Like a dog with a 3 ft long branch in his mouth trying to get through his doggie door…..

Excellent description!

Not a damn thing! 😂

Wait, he knows stock manipulation 👆. Ah an how to steal

He knows how to cheat and steal. But he lacks basic skills like managing the operation of an umbrella. Which should concern everyone.

Ofc. I agree. It was sarcasm

He’s too stupid to figure it out.

"Groceries, an old-fashioned term, grocery." He actually said that. Several times.

Yeah, it makes me wanna laugh on how stupid he is. I wonder when the last time he went to a grocery store oh, that’s right never.

"The grocery".

Yeah, I know🤣🤣🤣

Who the fuck is he waving to?

Todo take him away ,a long long way away!!!!

Putz

Claims to have a masterful knowledge of tariffs but the umbrella remains an enigma.

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He had difficulty opening the door of a truck. Not surprising that he’s stumped by umbrella mechanics.

Stable genius my ass. What a Krazy Klown Kriminal.

Umbrella vs Trump 1 : 0

Disgusting old man 🤬

absolutely wins golf tournaments without cheating even once

Poor pathetic man still hasn't figured out how to close an umbrella after all these years. Sad.

Umbrellas keep confusing him. Democracy? That he can fold with precision.

It's a recurring problem.

😝😝😝

Came here to post this

That and toilet paper...🤷‍♀️

If Biden had done this…

LMFAO my favorite thing about that is him just leaving it there. That feels like a good metaphor.

there is a chance it could get sucked into the engine and cause a regrettably catastrophic accident

We're not that lucky.

Would be great! Is it a attempt suicide? 🤣🤣🤣