Trump: We'll have two victory days, World War I and World War II. In the future we're going to have a major celebration of each day. We're not going to have days off because we don't have enough days in the year. We have too many celebrations already.
He takes every day off.
Too many days off? Trump literally spent one quarter of his first term in office playing golf...428 days.
Too many celebrations but you are creating another one? Okay sparky.
Yeah, I mean if anyone knows the meaning of hard work, it’s the man who was gifted $1 million by his dad, has never worked an actual job in his life, literally lives in a golden tower, & spends the majority of his day watching TV & golfing We don’t need more days off when you work that hard.
Jesus Harold Christ in a mthrfckng chicken basket! SOMEBODY STEP UP!!!
Isn’t this dumb MFer golfing on my dime all the goddamn time?
Having too many days off for celebrations was definitely not in the campaign message. It was only 'anything and everything.'
Oh. You mean, like, Xmas & Easter?
If we're having too many celebrations, why are we having major celebrations of each day? He is fully pumpkin positive.
He wants to celebrate just like daddy putin.
Is he *competing* with Putin now? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory...
Dear God
The day that man croaks, the whole world is going to party like the end of Return Of The Jedi.
I’ve sworn off celebrating anything until the day he dies. A natural death of course, just a regular old grim reaper visitation; whooshed away in flames.
Please, sir. 😭 May we have a day off to celebrate your birthday?
Hahaha
He seems to think we are all just going to keep putting up with his BS and misuse and disrespect for the American workers.
Is this guy an idiot? Victory Day is the most important thing we can think of? What a chooch!
Smh ??? He hasn’t even said the words “Afordable Housing” it’s not even on his radar!!
He’s not only an idiot but he’s a fucking idiot and a piece of shit to boot.
Not to put too fine a point on his head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Work harder, serfs...
Complete fucking moron
He’s a kook
Too many dolls. Too many pencils. Too many days recognizing the sacrifices of the best of us. And Republicans will say nothing against it. Sigh.
Now BACK TO THE FIELDS, SERFS!
So we're saying "Fuck you" to Korea, Vietnam, and Gulf war vets? I guess Trump really considers them "suckers and losers", eh?
He's dishonoring many more than that. Veterans Day is a day to appreciate the service and sacrifice of everyone who served in the U.S. Armed Forces including those whose service was during peacetime.
Too many celebrations for the peons I guess, while he literally takes vacation every weekend!
What a nitwit.
Too many holidays are distracting the little people from screwing in little screws. Get back to work!
He sounds like a real fascist with this 'Victory Day' nonsense. We have always and will continue to honor the greatest military in the world with Memorial Day and Veterans Day. We have parades all over the country to honor our soldiers. We do not need a parade for President Bone Spurs on 6/14!
True. We honor the soldiers. Not the war equipment.
Should not have waken him up from his nap. 😴
Uhmm, there are 2 victory days for WW2 in the Unuted States and an armistice day for WW1. I know this dumbass can't read, but surely he has seen a movie about WW2.
Elon probably showed him Iron Sky.
I’m impressed that he can be wrong in so many ways. It’s too many and too few at the same time: it’s V in Europe Day, but there’s a different day (already celebrated) for the end of fighting on the Pacific. He insults and neglects living American Veterans. Just a madman doing all things poorly
Should have a celebration when Trump is gone
"We're going to have to make do with only 2 holidays instead of 30. People in this county spend enough time as it is not contributing to the wallets of their billionaire masters."
Yeah not a lot to celebrate lately you clown!!
He will actually cancel Christmas, and his follows will go along with it.
Instead of Santa bringing children 2 dolls they would get 0 dolls. Might be giving shit for brains an idea 💡
Doing something no one asked for that does absolutely nothing to improve anyone’s life, totally on brand. Can we get off this absurdly brain numbing timeline yet?
Too many Christmas gifts, now too many holidays...he's a nazi grinch! I say he only gets 2 golf days
“2 vacation days Donnie”
He needs all the other days for the people to dedicate themselves to celebrating him. 🤢 🤮
I am so sick and tired of this 🍊🤡. JFC!
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I can think of one Celebration I will have EVERYGODAMNDAYDONNYTWODOLLS
Like theirs not more important things to change!!! Smh. He's a idiot! In my opinion!
Can someone ask him what the fuck he is gonna do about India and Pakistan? Stop letting this bitch get out of being president. He has responsibilities and this garbage ain’t it. So do better media!!!
He's going to rescind Juneteenth isn't he?
We will definitely have one when this rat bastard dies.
Says the man-baby who takes more time off from his job than anyone else.
too many days off in the US, lolol funny
Exactly - we get less holidays/days off than nearly every other country. They would love to take away the rest of our days off.
Trumps family/ancestors have had very convoluted relationships w naturalized dual citizenship immigration, banishment & avoiding mandatory national 🪖military service 🙄 What's his fixation on Wartime really about 🤔 We know he doesn't respect Military members www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016...
Too many dolls, too many pencils, too many days off! The American paeans must WORK! *sarcasm*
...he said as he rushed off to make his 2:30pm tee times.
Where is he standing when he gives these proclamations? It looks like a jumbled up thrift shop.
We aren't your slaves. You cannot tell us what or when to celebrate. For example, next Monday I will be with friends, celebrating another week we managed to survive your fucknucklery.
He's such a fucking moron.
And so are we collectively that no one and nothing can get the better of this derelict.
Clown
The same guy who posted three days ago that America doesn't celebrate enough.
Everything about this guy is repulsive. He thinks that wars are like football games. His comments disrepect the efforts & sacrifices of veterans, our allies, & millions of civilians. US Veterans Day is a moment to honor the veterans who fought to preserve the democracy he seeks to destroy.
Oh
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I'm certain a future Federal holiday will be the day Trump and his fascist scumbag crew get tossed.
He has too many golf days, that's for sure.
Says the man who fucking golfs every chance he cans rather than work, u know helping the American ppl and upholding the Constitution isn’t a 9 to 5 Monday thru Friday gig asshole.
I hate this fucker with every atom of my being.
Trust that you are not alone, not by a longshot.
The US isolationists, of which Trump is one, fought like hell to keep us out of WW2. And Russia lost 10x as many service members fighting the nazis as we did.
They made a lot of money staying out as long as possible. They must have been really upset when Germany declared war on the USA.
And my dad, who fought in the Philippines and would have been part of an invasion of Japan, would be interested to learn about this end date of WWII.
Today is May 7.
Why are we suddenly glorifying military parades like they do and have always done in authoritarian countries? I DO NOT want to pay for ANY parade to celebrate this guy's birthday. What a waste of our money!
Dictators gotta dick.
I'm surprised that he didn't order the Russian victory parade to be televised every year as well.
I guess it’s unpatriotic to point out that it’s shitty to claim “we” won WWI when the French and British starved and died in trenches for 3 years and had the German Empire on the ropes before we even showed up in 1917.
Don't forget about Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq...
Kids can celebrate victory from the mines
So no one will go, if they can't get off work, ya dumb ass!
The best day off will be the day of his funeral!
Call me crazy but I believe if my WWII veteran Dad were alive he’d say victory day was Sept 2nd when Japan formally surrendered. I asked my OIF, veteran son and he concurred. I’ll never listen to cadet bone spurs opinion (lower case letters are deliberate).
My dad served in the South Pacific. He would agree with yours. And be appalled at all the “celebration” stuff.
There were 2 WWII victory days, VJ Day (Japan), and VE day (Europe). Both meant a LOT to anyone with a service member in their family (less chance of getting killed, AND they would mostly be coming home soon), but ALSO to many civilians, because it meant the end of rationing.
Food rationing in Britain finally ended on July 4, 1954, nine years after the end of World War II. While the war ended in 1945, shortages persisted, and bread was even rationed for two years after the war. Meat was the last item to be de-rationed,
So we’re celebrating European Victory day now? Was that part of the tariff deal?
Hey, FAT FVCK you golf EVERY fvcking weekend, DAYS OFF 🖕 YOU!
Thats cool bro, hey why do two sodas cost ten dollars now
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I'm a history buff and I still think this is stupid.
Guess who else makes a huge deal out of winning WW2? His name starts with a P.
Can we still celebrate trump’s death with a parade? 🧌
Please just die..
Trump: “NO MORE WOKE CELEBRATIONS! ONLY TWO DOLLS PER FAMILY. ONE PENCIL!” “VIOLATORS WILL BE SENT TO CECOT!!” Brought to you by the “Conservative” Soviet-style Central Planning Office of DOGE Control.
Someone come get grandpa and put him to sleep…
We are going to have more celebrations because we already have too many? 🙄
It's the Catch-22 Festival!
I’m in😂
Catch-22 used real situations that were logically and morally incorrect because the better one was obvious, here it's just autogen crap from the sound of it.
Bureaucratic loops are not just for war. Also please quit being a killjoy and get the joke.
I liked your post, explained the joke and comisserated with an ongoing tragedy.
Nothing makes a joke funnier than someone else explaining it ;) (I’m just mildly teasing you)
True!
Yep!
This shit is insane and has to stop. Can we please move on and refocus on progress rather than hate and punishment.
Fuck Trump
He will call one suckers day and the other losers day
Next, Trump will sign an executive order changing the number of days in a year from 365 to 470.
And rename the calendar, the “American Calendar” since those Romans were too woke
I want a national holiday when Trump goes to prison
It would the biggest most beautiful celebration the likes of which no one has ever seen before. Big men would have tears in their eyes.
It’s something we can celebrate internationally
It might just be the catalyst we need for world peace.
Days, weeks, and months of celebrating!
This!!!
Or croaks
Vets overwhelming back Trump since the military is the oldest institution of racism and bigotry in the country. They will the second last group to ever dump Trump. The last? Born again turds.
I spend many days in the Veterans Home, I have to disagree.
Vet Home are not the majority of veterans. Far from it.
Great idea
Millions would be better.
"We're not going to have days off because we don't have enough days in the year," says the shitweasel who spends more time on a golf course than doing his damned job. Also, fun to hear anything at all about the Allied victory in WWII from a fucking Nazi destroying our alliances. #fucktrump
Yes, let's make one of those non- celebrations on tRumps birthday. We spend to much on frivolous celebrations to add that
Holy hell he’s a moron..
If Kamala Harris had been elected, the war in Ukraine would be over, there would be peace in Gaza, and any India-Pakistani hostilities would have been avoided. Plus I would be free to buy as many dolls and pencils for my kids as I wanted.
All true. But then the president wouldn’t have a penis. Could you really live with that?
Good point but the current occupant handed his balls over to Putin so this sounds like a phallusy.... hehehe
Yeah, at least she has balls 😆
We’d still be the United States. But the war in Ukraine over? No. There’s too much Russia giving money and exerting control over politicians & influencers. She wasn’t doing dick for Gaza. But we’d be the United States so yeah way better economy & future standing on world stage.
And first time home buyers would get $25 grand to put down on it, wtf is wrong with ppl
Huh?
And why isn’t this big billionaire paying for his golfing vacations himself? No, he has to bilk the American taxpayers.
This man concentrates on the most mundane unimportant things affecting our country. get him out.
I guess you have to go back that far to find the last wars America was successful in. (With lots of help) all the servicemen in wars since then being snubbed. Not great.
Does he contradict himself in the same sentence here? Am I reading this right? lol
He is decompensating before our eyes, has no plan or idea except that 'HE WINS' The craven, evil morally void men propping him up are leading our country to ruin and the entire Republican party is complicit with their acquiescence.
Stop giving him audience
Says the man that got out of serving in the military and starts his weekend on Thursday to go golfing.
Can't wait for "Skip Work to Play Golf Day"
someone check grampa's depend
Gibberish. Such a moron.,
Oh Lord.. Can it get any crazier?
If the last ten years have taught us anything, it’s that the answer to that question is, “Yes. Yes, it can.”
Fucken senile old fat slob and his stupid ideas
The guy who golfs nearly 30% of his time as president, thinks we have too many days off.
Trump's grandfather left Germany to avoid military service. Trump's father could have enlisted to fight in WW2 but chose instead to make a fortune from property. Trump avoided the draft by pleading a minor medical impairment.
After illegally leaving Germany, the grandfather then started building brothels on other people’s property as a way to steal that property. It’s a 3 generation crime family.
"Nurse, nurse, he's out of his bed again"
You can always tell what ideas were actually his
"Too many celebrations" ...with an obvious exception being made for his upcoming birthday parade on the public dime...if he's still around next year, I predict he'll make his bday a national holiday.
You already celebrate Veterans and Memorial Day. 😤
Let's start by cutting your birthday parade!!
So many other nations have bank holidays - up to a week in some cases. In the US, we are backwards when it comes to holidays. It’s ridiculous.
I wish the demented yam would spend*every* day golfing. Your country might have a chance of surviving his madness.
The world will have an official paid holiday when Anus Tangerinus finally croaks.
I have no idea when Mango Unchained’s birthday is, but there’s no way it will have the cachet of Hitlers 4/20 birthday.
He needs a MOCA test, stat.
How about we make national elections a 3 day holiday weekend instead?
A major celebration with no days off? Did he get this idea from Bill Belichick?
and so it begins a US president, telling his population what they can and can’t have
Says the guy who golfs half the year.
Illiterate jack ass! He doesn't know American history. He only read Mein Kampf over and over. Doesn't know the Bible or the constitution or anything other than Hitler and z Nazi history which he admires and is trying to emulate 🤮🤢🤮💩
What the heck is he talking about? 😑
ok, lets vote on cancelling the flag day parade
I bet you he is setting up the idea of eliminating one or more national holidays! The Billionaires Gilded Age will require you to work so they can play! Hope y’all enjoy!
FFS he’s a moron
If only he cared about people currently in the military or living veterans.
I can’t wait until the “Trump dies on his golden toilet” international holiday
It will replace the 4th of July. Liberation Day!
He needs to go to hell.
Jail first
Stable genius, at it again.
Remind me: how many days a week does this guy go golfing?
5
He’s so stupid
Only in ameriKKKa you can be this dumb and be president 🤦🏻🤦🏻♂️
The crap that fills this idiot’s mind is baffling. Is there one day that he can just shut the fuck up? I’d consider that a celebration day for sure
No shit👏👏👏👏👏
Word salad
Dumbass fake president*
This doesn’t lower prices
He talks like he’s never going to leave office.
What an idiot.
After 100+ years what’s the sudden need for a WWI celebration other than Russia has one?
If we’re imitating Russia, can we go back to July 1918?
WTH
When Hitler attacked Europe, we marched to defend democracy. When Putin attacked, you tried to find a way to make a quick buck before capitulating, you fainthearted coward.
Yep, americans have too many days off!! Gotta keep 'em chained to their workstations. Them billionaires ain't gonna get richer if you keep having more holidays you selfish b'staards!! 🤪
Trump speak: "I get to go golfing two more days."
Is it time for bringing the straitjacket and lock him up in a padded cell at Rikers or Alcatraz? His wife can choose the location …
Does he have a filter on him? He looks extremely strange. More than normal.
Part of dementia is losing that filter. That’s not a joke, that’s truth.
How do you have massive celebrations on work days?
The military needs to refuse to participate in the “victory” days & protest instead. @votevets.org Donald wants U.S. to be just like his hero Putin’s country, run by a dictator who impoverishes & suppresses the people for his own & the oligarchs benefit, w/ 3rd rate govt, institutions & products.
Huh??
Cancel the military parade, too many celebrations!
He was totally having a stroke.
F off tyrant
Can Andy Kaufman please kill this bit…plz
Very cool take
What?
Sounds like he wants to get rid of Juneteenth to free up a holiday day.
“…we’re going to have a major celebration each day.” “We have too many celebrations already.” This man’s brain is melted jello. #25thAmendement
A major celebration but you're not off work?
Nope. Not enough days in the year for that. 😂 Celebrate while you work. In your head. 😂
What in the actual fuck?
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Shut the fuck up donald you are destroying our country , our military, our stock market , our reputation on the world stage just go away to your golf course & cheat your way there too but that doesn’t hurt innocent Americans
No Civil War celebration day, that would not go over well with MAGAs.
So we are going to have a major celebration of each day but we have too many celebrations already. Since we have too many celebrations, maybe, I don’t know, not waste money on your stupid military parade you demon.
This amount of stupid hurts so much!
He’s such a pathetic loser. 🤡
The man spends taxpayers dollars to go on vacation every weekend to golf. Let’s cut everything so the president can go golfing every weekend.  Tell me again why it’s better to have rich people running our government?
It’s not so much that he is rich. FDR and Kennedy were wealthy too. The problem is he’s a grifter.
Fair point. Trump is a grifter. But FDR and JFK were Presidents when tax rates did not favor the rich so. Top rate 75% to 94% on the upper earnings of very rich under FDR. Tax rates favor the rich now. Their tax rate is often lower than mine. And the poor get poorer.
All true.
Trump’s death should become an annual holiday celebration like Guy Fawkes Day with bonfires and fireworks
Fuch you trump!
If this is how we arrive at 4 day work week, I’m good with it!
I'll make sure to fly my Fuck Trump flags on those days. Along with every other day of the year. #DeathToAllRepublicans
TV SPECIALS! COMMANDER BONE SPURS will ride the waves into Normandy and march thru the sludge at the Somme.⛳⚜️
And He’s gotta read this shit🙈
Prices of groceries and household goods are going up and our President is taking paid vacation days away. #MAGA
old USSR joke Man looks at Pravda every day, upset each time. "I'm looking for an obituary" the man says. "An obituary? But those are in the back!" the confused newspaper seller says. "Oh no, comrade, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page" the man explains. (shortened version)
