Did they have to turn and salute Dear Leader as they went by? Did they sing Happy Birthday, Dear Leader?

🤮

That's a really poor effort at the goose step, though.

Every soldier in the parade made a choice, a bad choice. Zero respect.

That clapping sounds the same as the applause as a pro golfer gets when approaching the 17th hole and he's 3 off the lead. This is the saddest birthday party ever.

Sorry to say...The vibe is like a billion percent lower than North Korea!

To the commenters saying they can't march... they absolutely can. Marching out of step was their way of protesting. They couldn't defy orders to march, but they could protest in their own way.

😉🤫💪🏽

America is a laughing stock!

Well if I’d known the army was for sale.

See how they are not even caring to march in step AND their sergeants are not berating them to get in step? THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE.

Good point! That Joe doesn't care enough to march straight is one thing. That the NCOs made the decision -- over every natural instinct they have -- to not correct it is wild.

More troops than bystanders.

Sold advertising for a spectacle WE paid for. #47 has no bar too low he won't slither under.

If you ever wondered what a 'Forelon Hope' , company, marching into a Breach looked like... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forlorn...

Disgraceful. An embarrassment to our Army service members on what should have been their day. The Trump crime family is a boil on this country.

OMG 😢

Wait. Wasn’t it supposed to be just like Hitler’s 50th Birthday in 1939? Look at these pictures…There’s not even one person napping on the lawn. 🤔

Yeah right, it's sponsored by the taxpayers!!! He's probably pocketed the money from Coinbase, Oracle, and Lockheed for himself.

And UFC getting a wee spot as well

Palantir got a mention too.

It’s embarrassing when there are more people participating in a parade than attending it.

💯

Expensive is a better E word

Why not both?

Ouch.

Shouldn't that be the American Tax payer?

they absolutely piped in applause tracks i am crying hahahahaha

Today is Obama Appreciation Day.

Obama Appreciation Day!

Every day is Obama Appreciation Day all over the world.

American business will always support fascism.

So nice that a bunch of men in uniform are celebrating Pride month

WTF?!?! Have we ever in our history had a “sponsor” Does this mean Coinbase is paying for the parade and he’s not using our tax $$?! If that’s true he can have a f**king parade every weekend as long as WE AREN’T PAYING A DIME TO KEEP HIS EGO INFLATED.

Ever the opportunist, likely to cover inflated orgamizer/management fees associated with a trump llc

Taxpayers are the “sponsor”

WTF!?

Could you insult the Army in a more profound way?

This looks like a scene from M*A*S*H

Fucking humiliating

Nice that they pumped the crowd noise from an episode of friends over this

Tump supporter? Who would have ever guessed that? And a Christian to boot... We need a whole lot less stupid hypocrites and a whole lot more 'woke' people (whatever the fuck woke means!) who try to make the world a better place.

My favourite bit was when the narrator said that WWI ended in 1919 then rapidly corrected to 1918, felt like a piss take of the number of times Trump did it during his campaign.

What a show. All shit green.

More than sponsor…

Precisely. We'll still be left holding the bill while the regime profits from advertising and cryptocurrency off of the American people.

The regime will not remain in power much longer. If it does make it past today yet. But yes.

I can’t help but wonder what’s going through their minds.

Trash

A new low... like an infomercial

Bruhahahaha... 🤣 yes.

For real.

Special thanks to our sponsor Palpatine

☠️☠️☠️

When a film has better choreographed marching 😂

I've seen grade school marching bands with more precision

🤣🤣🤣. Love the profile pic, BTW. Gave me a hard laugh that makes your stomach hurt.

Even the storm trooper who bumped his head on the door frame was better choreographed.

No credit to the American taxpayers who are footing the bill for this fiasco.

Guess the guy whose job it was to cue the sad trombone musical sting fell asleep.

Is that sloppy bunch supposed to represent the US army? They need to be taught how to march.

Just when you think it can’t get any tackier

I think this is the effect HerrFuckFart should have gone for. I'm not a fan of British Monarchy but at least these guys, both the Monarch and the troops, look mildly interested and it isn't supposed to be a show of force. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BSE...

Monarchy in 2025: used for special occasions and useful to placate idiots like the gump! Other than that they live in their palaces quietly wealthy but disinterested and allow Parliament to rule.

Extra fun: Trooping the Colour is on the King's Official Birthday - not his actual birthday. The Official birthday is there to move the King's birthday, which is in November, for the convenience of the military. Trump did it the other way around, moving the military's birthday for his convenience

Did CNN add the applause.

Everything is a grift to him

🤦🏻‍♀️.

Palantir had an ad at one point. Chris Valenti's livestream showed it when he noticed and went back while I was watching. They're trying to normalize this shit. It was fast too, like old school subliminal messages.

Imagine having to parade for a draft dodger.

A Draft dodger demanding he be honored with a military parade? An Insurrectionist threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act? A Felon demanding law & order? The irony is not lost.

🫡+🤑=🤮

They just look so enthusiastic. Thanks guys.

Fraud money exchange sponsoring fraud president's fraud birthday parade.

write that in a sketch show and I'd tell you it's a bit much, jesus christ

Are you fucking kidding me!?! The TAXPAYERS sponsored this monstrosity!

with folks waiting over 4 hours a missed sponsorship opportunity...

These fascist fucks must be so proud.

OMG coinbase grifter heaven

Crypto companies will really get it in the neck when Donald etc are gone.

I would have thought something the government pays for would not have sponsors.

47 supporters telling the world who they are.

@down.blue

⬇️ Tá na mão, aperta aqui pra baixar!

I feel bad for the Army. They deserved an excellent celebration for their 250th, and TACO ruined it!

Exactly

Everything TACO touches dies. Everything!

Embarrassing

How much of the crowd applause and cheering is piped in noize?

Worst marching I ever seen

Worse example of marching I've ever seen. Shoulders slumped,chins down,out of line,out of step. On purpose maybe? 🤔

That's what I would look like if I was used as a prop. I'm guessing a decent number of lower level officers + noncoms are not happy about the state of the military at the moment. Also not a regular part of US army drills as far as I know because it's dumb and not useful in warfare.

They should be refusing the orders. This is a complete disgrace to every single person who has ever served.

Absolutely!

Marching isn’t the Army’s strong suit, bless their hearts. They’re good at other stuff; marching pretty isn’t a core skill.

The discipline and coordination with others learned in drill are thought to be high values

Very much so.

It's miserably hot and humid, they're weighed down with gear and they KNOW this is a hugely unpopular event. They don't want to be there. This petty shit is not what they signed up for. I feel bad for them.

to be clear, projecting american force is exactly what they signed up for and this is what american force looks like. similar to how all the cops are fat fascists; all the troops are unmotivated and realize how despised the us is.

IDK if they're weighed down by gear here. US soldiers have to carry much more in basic training.

Agree. Morale appears to be low. They know they are being summoned by a dictator to bow down.

The gear and heat are irrelevant. They know this is a complete disgrace to the uniform, the country, the Constitution, and their lives and families.

idk if you realize but us troops just consider the army a job. we go to work, and once work is over, we go home. so if we're forced to march in a parade in miserable conditions for a president who doesnt deserve to suck my dick, we'll protest in the only way we legally can

I had a "job"in the military, but I also took an oath to the Constitution, and realized that I was serving the citizens of the United States of America.

exactly. i serve the PEOPLE of the united states. not putting on a show for the presidents own enjoyment like in north korea

Morale is definitely low.

Agree w your overall sentiment. Disagree abt Army melting under heat. Those guys (Amory) train on bases that hit 100 F on the daily. That means weighted packs while running exercises. Those men do it w steel spines. There’s no slumping. Today was hard to watch.

I agree with you, merely saying that the heat and humidity played a role in dampening any positive energy they may have had in participating in the charade.

Fair. The kicker for me was seeing/hearing US Military Army boo Americans named by FOTUS at his parade was horrifying.

Not familiar with army booing at parade, but did see clips when Trump was speaking at Ft Bragg.

47 gave short speech where he named people and incited Army members to boo, which they did - according to former GOP Sen Scott Brown. He’s doing the Sunday Show rounds.

Thank you for the info.

Perhaps he was referring to Ft Bragg, but that wasn’t clear. I hate when I post based on media segments and sometimes fall short. Apologies.

Yes they just weren’t into it

Where our “For Sale” sign?

Sponser? Does that mean the rest of us are not footing the bill for this bullshit, or just not as much?

Yeah, “sponsorships” are probably going right into his pocket.

You’re 💯 Correct. Trump hasn’t never lookout for our USA.

Coinbase just probably paid Trump, we are still paying for this...

That crossed my mind too😂 We know Trump too well unfortunately.

I thought that was SNL when I first saw it

Soon his college transcript will show up and then the tax returns.

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sick

America, sponsored by Bitcoin. We're now either living in a Simpson's episode or Blade Runner.

You have one thing right, it’s the future!

Insulting our military again!

A sponsorship connected to our Army is a disgrace!

Ummmm. Care to explain?

Then why did they spend our tax dollars on it?

Yeah it’s sus af

Is it me or does the crowd cheer sound like a pre-recoded track?

What a fucking clown show

The troops are not a clown show. The commander and chief is. Let’s separate them, please in honor of my father fought in two wars

For sure. The corporate product placement in the oval office is the joke.

Maybe these are not real soldiers, maybe they are the ones that are wearing the uniforms that Trump ordered, and he paid $1,000 to be in the parade.

🤣

Coinbase deleted

How much did they pay for that, and who got the money?

Watching this, well, "marching" I first sat with mouth open and then laughing with tears all over. Sloppy like school kids that are pissed off by their sports teacher.

I actually wondered if some of them weren't soldiers, they were just randos put in a uniform.

Just soldiers who don't want to be there

Yes. And it's really cool it can be seen.

Looks like the D list JROTC kids.

This crisp and energetic marching can surely be seen as demonstration of respect to the big leader. Like kids on their school excursion if they're pissed off.

no it’s our tax $$$$$$$$$

Attention shoppers…

😂

gotta be great for moral...

As implied by the comments below, if you haven't seen "Idiocracy" it's time. It's a really stupid movie. That's why it's so sad that it's apropos.

Shameless They will enjoy their benefits

Goodbye Coinbase

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coinbase

WAPO reports Trump has just reported earning $57 million on his crypto scam.

Coinbase? More like Coin-choose-your-own-adventure! Let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

How to embarrass our troops and country in one day. Holy crap.

Is it just me or does it look really empty?

Those are probably prerecorded audience applause blasted over loud speakers.

Of all the horrors visited upon us by this administration, what keeps surprising me is just how embarrassing it all is. Just one shameful, cringy mortifying moment after another.

IKR Honestly I really shouldn't be shocked anymore by all the fucked up shit they do! But I still am! Unbelievable

This! I keep thinking he can’t get any tackier. And then it does.

Right

A sad scene for our military.

Trying to glorify war as if it's something to look forward to instead of prevent.

Needs to be corrected: Thanks to the United States of America's taxpayers!!!

Wow

FkAnheuser-Busch too brobible.com/sports/artic...

The Army celebration needed a corporate sponsor?

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Did C-SPAN add the cheers after so they won’t get lined up against the wall?

This is sad!! Our military never practiced the precision dictatorial marching we see with China and North Korea. Our guys are trained to destroy the enemy not march down US cities. Look at this BULLSHIT!!👹

"It's obvious George Soros paid everyone to not show up to Trump's parade!" "We need to stop this before more Americans take control of our country!"

This has to be a joke. When are they going to govern and stop dragging the country into hell seriously

Yes. It's a joke. Although it is getting harder to tell the difference these days.

Embarrassing

bros , use only cash , unless absolutely necessary

🤣Added canned "applause"... sad and pitiful.

didn't they flash thanks to UFC earlier? serious about this. I saw that.

Palantir for product placement.

I saw a screenshot of it but can’t remember where.

Yeah. Dana White is sponsoring a lot of this because of his co-owning Phorm Energy in addition to UFC.

yes. and they thanked palantir too. But less people cheered for palantir than any other sponsor - perhaps even MAGA has its doubts about letting Peter Thiel vacuum up all our personal information for his spy operation.

*about Thiel having vacuumed up. It’s already over.

😳

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US Army Parade Celebrating President Camacho's Birthday Boy Bash brought to you by Brawndo

Don’t drag Camacho into this, he deserves better and if nothing else would have actually made this fun

🤣 🤣 🤣

It’s got electrolytes!

It's what plants crave!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I saw a Palantir shout out in a clip on here.

Who's cheering? The speakers?? 😆 I feel bad for the ones marching who are doing this because they were ordered to. How fucking embarrassing. The ones who like Trump and we're excited for this can fuck right off though 🤷🏻‍♀️

They're not "marching". They're "walking". Trump might notice the difference to those he admires. that is, North Korea, Russia, China. (They're clearly not terrified enough to "march".)

I mean, I'm not really mincing words here, they're in a parade, people say "marching in a parade". Literally none of us are concerned at all with whether they're in proper form or putting full effort into this stupid display of his pathetic ego.

🤣🤣💯 I think Trump might have expected crispness because that's how he imagines HIS army. I get your point!

I did see the big Palantir logo on the screens for quite a while

Jesus. Beyond disgraceful

Paul Verhoeven moment

I'm doing my part.

Loll

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"RAZZLE DAZZLE!"😆 I used to know this entire "routine"~

Aaaaargh

LoL 😆. "Coinbase", when you have to crypto, choose Coinbase!"

As a Desert Storm era Army veteran, this crypto oligarchy fanboy bullshit makes my stomach churn and my brain burn!!

Perfectly said

Special thanks to our Shameless president.

Stupid is as stupid does. This is absolutely ridiculous.

Who's sponsoring all the empty seats in the stands?

Seymour Bleachers

I guess they didn't get much interest from the seat-filler Craigslist ad

Ok, with everything happening today, you get my "Won the Internet " award, with that comment

Thank you kindly. 🫡 If the ad was real, I'm impressed with their simultaneous use of an old site like Craigslist to buy people, while using crypto currency to buy people.

They'll do anything and everything they can, lol. I'm sure a few of them even have Only Fans accounts to get subscribers

Oh shoot, I forgot it was today! And here I am with two tickets I reserved!! 😂 😂 😂

Oh darn it. Me too.

Well aren't we just a bunch of forgetful folks! I also reserved 2 tickets.

Off to the Missed Connections page 😆

Are those children? They look very small. JR ROTC?

Every one of those soldiers looks like Captain America before the serum

Seriously. They thought we wouldn't notice them adding canned audience applause hahaha

That's a lot of empty bleachers.

Death Star soldiers ☠️

They swore an Oath to the Constitution NOT bloody trump ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

So many empty bleachers, and these men look like they're being marched to a prison camp.

Coinbase. 😅

Holy shit, did they really announce that?

Sounds like canned claps...

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You know, whether those young soldiers are Trumpers or not, this all makes me so sad. Trump has no respect for the military.He used them. The chaos Trump has caused in this world - these kids will have to to go. He wouldn’t care what happened to them.

Trump’s military parade showcased the U.S. military’s uniforms and flags from the Revolutionary War to WWII. But one was absent: the Confederate uniform and flag. That’s because the Confederate army was an enemy of our U.S. government. Yet Trump, J.D. Vance, and Pete Hegseth continue to praise it.

Excellent point!

hey, let's rename our Army bases after Confederate Generals?

Disgraceful

Gross

So embarrassing

It's so painful to witness the downfall of democracy.

I saw a fat one

Brawndo will be p!ssed they missed out.

What he wanted. Bless his heart.

Doubt these soldiers had entertaining the masses in mind when they enlisted.

I can’t even watch this. I can’t. I’m watching the #NoKings videos.

Those dudes in the throwbacks gotta be sweating their nuts off.

Bigger crowds at No Kings protests today.

✌️ Yep!

So embarrassing

Holy shit, I thought you were joking. That's so insulting to our troops. Jesus Christ.

😂

Pathetic

FCC VIOLATION.

How much did Coinbase pay to advertise in this 'perade'?

Many high school bands have better formation than that.

The People of America

Same energy

Who hired the media company broadcasting this crap? Terrible camera work!

I find it fascinating they made active US soldiers dress up in older uniforms like Disney characters. “Be all that you can be” now includes sponsored cosplay.

They should remember this is the guy who is disrupting the VA.

Is this real?

Well at least it’s official now. Republicans have been selling out the military for years.

So, it was to make more millions in meme coins?

It’s always about the money.

The convicted felon is so weak he can't even do a fascist dictator parade the right way. Talk about sorry.

It’s like Robocop isn’t it

😳

Don't post this stuff.....no oxygen for fascism

You can stop showing it now.

I thought the American people sponsored this debacle..

Hey, don't complain, Krasnov just gave us two flagpoles, rope inside the pole!

Shame

JFC.

Sounds like fake cheering.

Coming Soon ! Warfare from Walmart !

Um, that’s not rank n file right? Is there a silent internal protest to not march in unison?

And Palantir.

Jeeeeeez

Embarrassing

The marchers do not appear thrilled to be there. Maybe they forgot to feed them (re: DOGE).

Is that canned applause?

Could well be. I wouldn't doubt it.

Hey! I like canned applesauce. 😁

It totally is. There was near-silence from the crowd during the “Perade”

Coinbase, Lockheed Martin, and Palantir are also sponsors. What is with the bad instrumental cover versions of 80's rock songs?

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

& cd castellon.

Corporate logos on the uniforms is the next move. Let’s not wait for that to happen #resist. #handsoff #nokingsday

Because they haven't been on, camouflaged, for 250 years? 🤷🤦‍♀️ Come on

Based on the squeaky tank, we know it was not WD 40 that sponsored this ridiculous (waves up and down) whatever that was.

🤢🤮

How awful and downright disgusting. He has a tiny weiner and balls the size of church bells!! 😂😂😂😯😯😱

Dang. Those two tickets I reserved totally went to waste.

Bwahahahaha

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