Trump: They should give me the Nobel prize for Rwanda and have you looked at the Congo? You could say Serbia. You could say a lot of them. The big one is India and Pakistan. I should have gotten it four or five times. They won't give it because they only give it to liberals.
This prize was not set for rapists, donnie. And even less for a rapist fascist.
Roosevelt?
Sure 🙄
I shouldn’t have watched this right after lunch. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
WELL NOW WHAT, PAKISTAN? (If you’ll forgive me I’m a dinosaur when it comes to bringing in items)
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Is Pakistan wondering whether to rescind the nomination?
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Nobel Peace Prize for dragging children from their parents’ arms.
Only world leader ever to have lobbied for the Nobel Peace Prize (which he is now doing daily) 🙄
Wtf did I just read? After reading that incoherent garbage there's no way I'm clicking the unmute button on that video. No thank you.
Agreed!!
I just read transcripts. I do my best not to hear his voice.
Same here!! Every time news brings in his moronic answers or quotes, I mute🤦🏻♀️🤬CAN’T stand his voice or hateful racist rhetoric!
Also try not to see his face.
Hey @jd-vance-1.bsky.social The 25th Amendment is an option. @chrislhayes.bsky.social @chriscillizza.bsky.social
JV Dance? Hello? You’re pretty quiet over there. Only 3 posts. Oh that’s right. You’re busy, um, ruining the country
When he dies and stops talking ---- oh, the global pleasure of all that peace without his fucking voice spouting that insanity. We all win the Nobel.
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I’m afraid his mouth will keep going.
Then that's like the seat being up on the toilet bowl. It's a public service after so many years of grift.
They could install him near the exit at Disneyland’s Hall of Presidents. “Moments of great relief with Mr. Trump.”
They'll make him an AI.
A? maybe, I? nah.
Awww Hell Naw. Don't give them any ideas....
Can’t come soon enough. For as much as I hate him the real problem are all the weirdos around him that support him…from MAGAts all the way up to the Supreme Court!!
Wait. At the start of the clip. Former GOP Rep Matt Gaetz? That's who they reference? The guy who Trump appointed to Attorney General, who then withdrew in disgrace, because he's a predator with pedo tendencies, and he can't get a handle on his drug use? That's who Fox took the lead from?
Boo frickin hoo
The UN mission in Rwanda was under the command of Canadian🇨🇦 General Romeo Dallaire
He’s nuts.
Me, me, me! It's all about me! He doesn't give a damn about people who are dying in conflict areas. It's all about what recognition he gets. What a douchebag.
He just can’t handle that a black person exists who is richer than he is, has more charisma, is happier, and will always be more like and more successful than Trump ever will be
Is it possible he's getting even dumber? Every dictator can take advantage of his mental health. All they have to do is buy a membership to More-a-Legos.
Greens fees and memberships have recently doubled, so waste no time, chumpsters
Yep!
Not only possible, probable
Again trying to get credit for something other people have done. India and Pakistan both said they haven't even talked with the orange cult leader.
Trump couldn’t find India or Pakistan on a labeled map!
These so-called journalists need to stop following this psychopath around. Can you please go get a real job?
Their bosses are complicit with the regime. If they quit, there are a hundred more willing to lick the boot. The people need to figure out that the MSM is lost.
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@nytimeses.nytimes.com @cnn.com @washingtonpost.com ARE ANY OF YOU GOING TO CALL OUT THIS CORRUPT, MENTALLY DIMINISHING FASCIST? He is living in a dream world and y’all just taking dictation and saying “That’s just #trump.” DO SOMETHING!!!!
That's what it is all about he is going f*cking nuts because he hasn't got the offer of peace prize, he is having a total meltdown. He reminds me of a really fat toad!!! Sorry Toads!
Beep beep, back the bus up. Didn't we have a deal with Iran to do just that, to have inspections? Didn't Trump pull the US from the deal? Is that not the cause of where we are now?
Can’t one of his tacky country clubs make him a Nobel peace prize and put it next to his club championship trophy?
A reminder that they actually did this for him at the club. They manufactured a fake Time magazine cover for this adult toddler. www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
and his "Time" magazine cover
He's done absolutely nothing for nobody ..
He wants to make rich people richer.
Yep ...
Taco is such an fing moron!
He wants it given to him like that Mar a Largo golf championship trophy.
He is so thirsty for the Nobel price it’s hilarious. Also lol-ing at Mr. “I’ll decide in two weeks if I’m going to war with Iran” clowning for a peace prize.
Obama.
If anyone else stood in front of a camera fondling themself this aggressively they'd be pink-slipped and escorted to the psych ward indefinitely. How crazy you need to be before someone calls it in?
A (fucking) Men 🙏
They don't give it to you because you Didn't Earn It!!!
Fuck. Just die already.
Right after he said "they only give it to liberals" someone at the back should have shouted "You mean Obama, right?". Just to rub it in.
Foxtrot Delta Tango
Blathering idiot
Actually, they don't give it to idiots.
I'm curious if anyone has ever told him to shut the fuck up to his face?
It doesn't look like it.
Every day and in every way, Trump's mind is going away
Can someone let Trump know that the Nobel Prize is not for monsters that destroy people in their own countries? He can have his MAGAs submit his name 77 million times but hundreds of million here and around the world will demand to ignore his request.
Destroying people’s lives seems to give him pleasure.
Trump is an ignorant sadist who hired a bunch of ignorant sadists to help him satisfy his insatiable pleasure to hurt others.
They give it to people who do something. He's destroying the world
Which Nobel prize does he think he deserves? I wonder.
The biggest ass on the planet. He is so full of $hit
I will give him a Norbel Peace Prize if he just fucks off.
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Is this a transcript or just an attempt to sound like him? Because I feel like the reality is so much worse.
He wants to use a nuke so bad. 😱
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JFC - someone please put him in medical care - this is pathetic, complete lunatic space.
He is so delusional, why in the hell are people not screaming about his mental incompetence like they unjustly did to Biden? We are living in 2 different worlds, one real & one complete fiction. And too many people believe the fantasy. Half the country has lost their damn minds.
Not that it helps much, but it's barely a third of the country and going down.
🙏🏼🤞🏼🙏🏼🤞🏼
Because the media is not biased it's pro maga they prop this 🤡 up like he's some kind of genius in reality he's nothing more than a fucking DUMBASS
Ratings = $. That’s all they care about now.
This question befuttles me every single time he opens his mouth, why in the hell is this guy still in office.
Cult 101. Straight out of the textbook "none are so blind as those that will not see" Plus "Hate those Darkies"
We are living in Biff’s timeline
It’s frightening.
Our legacy media refuse to talk about his mental incompetence and unfitness. They are failing us.
🎯 followed
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What “journalist” Trump butthole licker was that?
Such an imagination
There’s an investigation into the 2024 election going on, and TACO is crapping his diaper (more than usual). I don’t know if it’s true 🤞, but I heard that the Muskrat is spilling a whole tank of tea about it. And now, we wait….
Oh fuck me sideways with a Nobel medal—this bloated cartoon fart thinks he deserves a peace prize for Rwanda, Congo, Serbia, and India-Pakistan? Bro, you couldn’t find half those places on a fucking map with both hands and a flashlight. 🗺️💡
Did Melania actually procreate with this. 🤮
You didn’t bring peace—you brought chaos, covfefe, and more indictments than brain cells. The only prize you should get is a lifetime supply of duct tape for your mouth. 🏆🔇
“They only give it to liberals”? No, jackass—they give it to people who aren’t walking hemorrhoids in a suit. 🖕 #NobelMyAss #TrumpIsGeopoliticsForToddlers #AwardYourselfADamnExit
Half? I think you are giving him way more credit than he deserves.
Half? You're giving him far too much credit :)
Why does he always do his jerk off dance
You need the GIF where he has the 2 giant dildos under his hands. 😋
I have that on my timeline 😂
I scrolled and scrolled and couldn’t find it. Then searched on bsky for Trump and Dildos and got plenty of results but not the naughty gif I did find this gem from version 1 of the nightmare.
And that’s pretty good lmao-hold please the search engine queen is now ON IT
Yeh I couldn’t either-I’m wondering if I didn’t want to risk it on here but I know I sent it to friends. I’ll check my texts but if it was through Facebook messenger all is lost.
Don’t know if this link will work here but it’s a more elaborate version of the jerker fluffer in chief. 🤓 www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrum...
That was it!!! That was the one I was looking for 😂
I remember when Rick Wilson said the guy couldn’t find Ukraine on a map even with a big U and a picture of a crane.
Freak dances like an effeminate cross country skier. Maybe people are right about missing the good ol days - when someone dancing like that would be cured with electro shock therapy. 🤔
Trumps Nobel Prize...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wicked mean
They won't give it to you, dumbass, because they don't give them to pieces of shit.
Just a whiney old worn out eighty year old cry baby who can't say one good thing about the United States and always patting himself on the shoulder for shit he can't do or didn't do, 100% worthless
He is delusional! Someone take grandpa’s keys……😱
Unhinged much.
Maybe a prize for being the biggest PIECE of shit on the planet but definitely not a Nobel Peace Prize!
The leaders of these nations all say Trump did NOTHING to help them. Trump's been angrily festering since Obama got his Peace Prize, he just can't stand it! He also wanted a Purple Heart+a Military Parade w/o ever serving. Matt Gaetz's begging for Trump's love to suggest naming it "The Trump Prize".
Meanwhile India and Pakistan: "Who?"
Don’t really like sayin this, but what a c@nt!
You’re correct, except he lacks depth and warmth!
I can usually speak Maga, but I have no idea what he had to do with Rwanda.
Counting chickens yet to hatch! "Critics of the U.S.-brokered peace deal are skeptical that it will work, as M23 is not a signatory to the agreement and has not been involved directly in the negotiations, and the Rwandan government denies formal links with the group" www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-d...
I guess we’ll see how that works out right?
Hopefully, better than the peace that Trump was going to broker between Russia and Ukraine.
He’s an embarrassment! But he’s so stupid he had no idea how stupid he really is…
Whine, whine, whine!!
Oh, poor baby! You want your binkie and have a good cry?
Another trumpertantrum
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Boo hoo.
I got a really nice prize for Trump...but I don't want to get banned here
It's so weird and pathetic that he desperately wants prizes and trophies from organizations he also supposedly hates.
F this💩
Do they give that award to Convicted Felons that are responsible for thousands of deaths ? Low Energy. Very Low IQ. Dangerously Unfit. Too old. 86 Him.
Xi, not Trump, mediated the ceasefire between India and Pakistan Must really chafe his bum :D
And only to people who actually make a difference. Fuck Trump. He's an attention whore. Nothing more.
Henry Kissinger
The media continues to contribute to our demise. JFC! Really?
Is he the R word. ?
Yes
Just when I thought he couldn't possibly embarrass us any more than he already has . . .
Well, he won't get it by bombing Iran. Such a fucking idiot.
Completely irrelevant, but does he not realize how stupid he looks in those chintzy ball caps while wearing a suit?
Nope. Not a clue.
Hasn’t has his roots done?
It's no to let the wind spoil his hair and reveal the bald patches .. :-)
Combover Caligula!
I'm losing track...are we still in the 24hrs Trump said it would take him to stop the Ukraine war??!! It just seems like one helluva long day to me......
Or he could earn it by actually brokering peace in Ukraine for example… JFC i have never seen a grown man beg for trophy. Go fucking earn it you lazy sack of shit
I think it's bc he sucked at everything as a kid but daddy bought him the trophies.
💯 this
He is incapable of earning it because he is too incompetent.
Serbia? Wut?
😡🤮🤮🤮😡
JFC. When he dies he’s gonna blame Biden Obama Nobel Prize committee liberals etc etc etc. because it won’t be his fault!
He couldn’t spot a single one of those countries on a map What I’m more angry about is the delusional people who idolize this idiot - thinking he’s actually accomplished that things he blabs about
Also some scholars suggest Peace Prize was Nobel's way to compensate for developing destructive forces. His inventions included dynamite. That blowhard has no review of harm he has done to others
Oh I’m sure you’ll bribe or steal or threaten your way to ALL of the Nobel peace prizes that your cold black heart desires!
He is pretty far gone now. One day, Vance will buy a trophy from Ross and tell trump it’s the Nobel peace prize. Trump will be happy for the next two minutes, until he forgets
At least he refers to it as the Nobel Prize and no longer the Noble Prize.
This thing should be in a padded room.
Now we know how to get him to go voluntarily- just tell him he is getting the award and that he is going to the ceremony. After he walks into the padded room, lock the door and throw away the key.
I like the way you think. 😊👍
We obviously we think alike and you know what they say about great minds…
2/ cities, states, towns, rivers and mountains renamed for him. All the perfect deals with everyone (just give him all the money and goods, he deserves it) everyone becomes Maga. Donald and Donna are the names of all children being born.
We could just give him his own version of the Truman show. He could have everything he ever wanted. Admiration, a 200% approval rating. More peace prizes than anyone else has ever received. Award of the day. Fantasy stories about his greatness. All non white people expelled. The biggest wall ever.
Meh. Just tell him the ceremony's going to be on the control deck of a Starship. Then launch it.
Oh, I like the visual loll
He needs to be institutionalised NOW
In a prison in El Salvador
That’s what he deserves but at this point I will settle for an old people’s home in Florida as long as he’s not allowed out
Trump should be given 10-to-life instead, damn criminal.
It’s as if a drunken monkey threw out a bunch of random scrabble tiles then the rest of the world tries to decipher the true meaning
They only give them to people who deserve them. So, not you, Donnie.
I am not fully awake and my brain was struggling in looking for a way to deal with this nonsense. You are on the ball as always! 😀
I've just woken up!😴
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Literally too. I'm at the stage of my life where I need a nap at lunchtime 🤦♀️
I have been at that stage since I had head injuries in 1977 when I was 18. I have been able to sleep at lunchtime or in the afternoon ever since then. My recent heart problems have given me even less energy. 🤷♂️
Mid-day naps are under-appreciated imo. Enjoy :D
I have hypothyroidism and I'm having my heart checked too. I think its Covid though. None of it good. I'm just exhausted all the time.
No, if it is covid, the effects may wear off. I had covid 3 times, I picked it up once when I was in hospital for the heart problems. Today, I got up, did an hour's work in the garden and had to sleep for an hour after that. I am like that most days too.Take care. 🥰
Sorry, I meant long covid. I've only had it once and that was ages ago. I think the lc symptoms were hidden by my cancer treatment recovery and the hypothyroidism, but we shall see, they are testing me for everything. I hope they get to the bottom of it. I'm sick of feeling so shît. Take care too.
Yes, I have been on half-speed with these heart problems and residual brain injury since 2020. Sick of too.
I’m sorry, WHAT??!! Driveway doesn’t run all the way to the street!
Big ol’ pothole right in front of the garage door…
All he heard; what do you think of a noble peace prize for you and calling it the trump prize. His mouth just spills out selfish vile word salad from that point on…
wtf is he talking about? Does he just whine about everything? I thought he was tough and tells it like it is 😆
I don't want to alarm you, but *he* thinks he's tough and tells it like it is. You don't ever ever ever want to think like little donniedumdum.
Little d...d...d...! That's great! Thanks, made me chuckle!
He also thinks he is big and strong and beautiful. Talk about childhood trauma.
You would think with all that whining he would be falling down drunk🤪😂😂🤡
This is a grown man who thinks bad things are good and bad is good. He is deranged.
He desperately wants the Nobel because Obama won it. Otherwise, he wouldn't care one iota.
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Such a child. Like his emotional development never advanced past 2 yrs old.
He probably thinks it's the Noble Prize.
Maybe. But he's been obsessed about a Pulitzer and an Emmy for decades.
About sums it up
No one, in the history of the world, who has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, has bragged about deserving it.
But doesn’t really care.
He cares about himself and money. Nothing else.
The fucking gall. The fucking stupidity. I don’t know which to choose.
You'll never get one because you have to actually do something to earn it, not just say you did something. They check.
And you can't nominate yourself.
Banana Dictator Talk. Feeding questions to reporters that nobody is asking. These are the REAL distractors.
He is dying for Nobel Prize because Obama got it. He will literally start wars so he can claim to stop them.
The best thing that could happen is if joe Biden got one while dickface vonshitshizpants is in office.
The Fire Fighter of the Year award doesn’t go to the arsonist.
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Sad old TACO.
He is not mentally well!
OMG, please make it stop!!
The problem is the absence of Nobel prize category for big baby assholes
Where are the liberals with guns? Surely we have one or five amongst us?
🤥 why you always lying
Freaking nutbag 🤣
Rwanda? Congo? 🤣🤣🤣 OMG, WTF?
Beyond delusional. Just once, I would love a journalist to follow up and ask him, exactly what he thinks he has done to have earned all these Nobel peace prizes. And don't let up. Ask for specifics.
Pro tip, morons and malignant narcissists don't qualify.
good gawd...can't he just die already.
He's so fucking tiresome.
He is such a blubbering, pathetic, arrogant schmuck.
He desperately wants one because Obama has one. But Obama didn’t have to lie about his accomplishments.
Why would he get the peace prize for Iran? He exacerbated the situation during his first term by pulling out the US-Iran agreement.
He only cares about the NPP because Obama won it and his whole political career is getting revenge on Obama.
Yup. Eats him up! Wants it so bad and in the process (or more accurately without any process) he wades into delicate situations, creates havoc and walks away...
I’ve heard that’s called the Seagull Theory of Management - fly in, cause a ruckus, crap everywhere and throw feathers, then fly off believing you made a change.
Yes! All the way back to the Correspondence Dinner.
He'd give his left nut for a Nobel Peace Prize, if only his favorite golfing buddy Lindsey Graham would just shut up about "bomb, bomb, bomb Iran!"
I loved his little history lesson about how the situation with Iran now is different than the Iraq invasion decades ago as “there were not as many nukes back then.” 🤦♀️ My god. He’s discussing going to war — attacking a country to destroy their nuclear capabilities — with zero clue on the subject.
H E L P
Kosovo? He's completely delusional. Kosovo hasn't been in the news for 30 years. Meanwhile grifting 100s of Millions of dollars while in the WH. Certainly there is an aide somewhere in the government who is willing to testify how crazy Trump is.
@nytimes.com @cnn.com @washingtonpost.com I expect weeks of outrage from this clip on Dump’s megalomania and detachment from reality. Can’t wait for all of your op-eds on how unfit this morbidly obese psychopath is for leading our nation.
As soon as you adequately report on the great sucking noise that is the silence in the aftermath of Melissa Hortman and her husband’s double murder
Damn straight
… As if. The media has truly let the American people down.
turn on @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com
Done. Thank you!
along with a lot of politicians on both sides.
Douchebag in Chief
They won’t give you a Nobel Peace Prize because you’re a f’ing idiot
Yeah Congo and Serbia are doing real great 🙄
Hang the orange traitor for treason.
Intellectually incapable of understanding.
STFU‼️😡
Mad, mad man!!
Ok so it was Fox!!!!!!!
They should give it to the taco only if he resigns.
The one thing he had the *potential* for a Nobel Prize was the covid vax, that he still so badly wants to take credit for, but can’t because the MAGA crazies get all riled up about it.😂😂
Yada yada yada... his weekly get out of town airing of his latest grievances... sounding just like the Charlie Brown wa waa waa waa waa character.
How about he gets a Peace Prize if he quits right now?
Funny. A month ago he had no clue what or where The Congo was.
donold would be a shoo-in if they gave a nobel prize for lies
Someone deport this orange tango twat to his country of origin, Germany
Me: you should get 5 consecutive life sentences for all the crimes you committed in the past 10 years alone! Over 800,000 died of COVID due to your arrogance & stupidity. You’re a complete disgrace & a traitor. Lock you up! Lock you up!
WTF is he talking about? He’s insane!
The only prize this man should get is a straight jacket and a prison sentence for the criminally insane ward… IMO 🤦♀️🔥
Repeat that again, Noble "Peace" Prize. He has made no contributions to peace or conflict resolutions. He has no knowledge of what it means, just another trophy.
Nobel Piece of 💩💩💩💩 Prize maybe.
OMG. Stop. He is such an attention seeking man. Just do what's right and move on with or without recognition. Geez.
Somebody, please give him a goddamn "TACO-Bell Prize" so he'll shut the fuck up!
This guy. Thinks he is Obama
Sure, THAT’S the reason 😏
I'll give him this Nobel Peas Prize in an effort to get him to eat more vegetables He won't know the difference
or the pizza prize
How damaged is someone’s ego that they fabricate all of these situations that you think you deserve a Nobel Prize for?
He’s sooooo obsessed with that award. It’s amazingly comical how thirsty he is for it.
How about offering him a Nobel if he steps down from the Presidency.
What a disgusting freaking lying asshole. He needs a prize alright for being the MOST TERRIBLE person in the USA
Stop with the hats too ugh.
Henry Kissinger would like a word.
Standing around in the hot sun too long. He's hallucinating now.
My God I fucking hate him.
How can I possibly hate this fool more? Your country is a laughing stock.
Bummer: not many fascists get a peace prize. ‘IT’s NOT FAIR!!’
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Yea absolutely. The Nobel prize to Donald for dumbfuckery coming right up.
He couldn’t find Rwanda or Serbia if you spotted him the appropriate continents.
Who was the butt-sucking moron who asked that question?
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GUY IS ME ME ME ME, ME ME ME ME... HE'S NOTHING BUT ONE BIG AZZ WHINING ORANGE BEIOTCH.. ALWAYS PIZZING MOANING AND GROANING ABOUT SOMETHING
I can already say it wasn’t fast enough!
Please, PLEASE, pLeAsE!
I have a damn fine bottle of champagne saved for that day.
THEY BETTER NOT GIVE HIM A DAMN THING😳🤬🤬
There's a reason why they call it the Nobel Peace prize because it's for a peace. He's not a peaceful president. He's a chaotic one.
I think I’m onto somethin: Nobel Sleaze Prize?
What planet does he live on?
I think they just don’t give it to convicted felons! Also taking credit for things is not actual work.
I just want him to…..shut the fucc up.
Considering #Two-Week-Taco doesn't even know where the Congo is and couldn't find Rwanda on a map with a fucking giant arrow pointing at it, I find it hard to take anything this fuckwit, felonious criminal-in-chief says. No brains and no idea - he has the concept of a Nobel prize maybe?
Bloviator-in-chief
Best quip ever! 💕🍩🤣🧨
Just wait, some late night he will try and fire all the Nobel voting members by tweet. Yes, I did that on purpose.
It's one thing to be an idiot. It's an entirely new ball game to be a lying idiot.
More gold material for @jaketapper.bsky.social’s next book
You deserve the Satan award
What absolute gibberish!!! This is globally embarrassing 😳
Not to poke fun at people suffering from dementia... but the other examples of such people aren't stumbling and drooling and pretend to be the President...
Anyone who claims to deserve to be given the Nobel Peace Prize does NOT deserve to have it awarded to them. Those who have won it have NEVER made such audacious claim. Those who receive the award, do so humbly. Trump doesn't do anything with humility.
What a fucking idiot, what actual peace has cheetohead wrought?
Can anyone buy space on that mobile head billboard?
He is not sane.
I wonder if he'd resign if they said they'd give him one if he did
