This imbecile would be POTUS if Trump were impeached.
This imbecile would be POTUS if Trump were impeached.
Not if we do it right
I like how you think.
I want Chump to take his cognitive test (which I am sue he lied about taking) as a publicly televised event.
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we have a VP who bends over for the dumbest president in history
Oh my! That is going to come back and bite his arse off 🤣 #KakistocracyUSA
Now we have dumb presidents and a dumb fool vice president. But I am glad we finally acted on Iran. However, you have to finish the job. When have we ever finished the job?
Sorry, what job are you interested in finishing?
You’re well on the way to finishing democracy in the US!
Bot
Is this a setup for him to take over?
I keep hearing that’s the plan. But unfortunately they chose a loser with no communication skills and no charisma.
Now we have the smartest persident ever, able to play 4-dimensional chess. While sitting in his own full diaper, drooling, and mumbling about sharks and batteries.
The last 25 years, except for 1/2017-1/2021, and since 1/2024, of course! 🙄
Unbelievable. Never trust a man who doesn’t know his own name.
Wow is that stupid
Why can’t someone just duct tape his mouth closed? Anyone. Anyone at all. I bet we could crowdfund that.
I would prefer a more permanent surgical approach
I like that idea!
Imagine not having to listen to his drivel? Bliss 😁😁😁😁
The picture I got in my head when you said it was indeed blissful!
Every time he speaks he manages to sound more ignorant & stupid than the time before.
Absolutely!
I would never in one million years have guessed that the caption was an exact transcription.
I... was surprised. Which suggests a new low, or that I still have more confidence than I thought. But fuck that's a bunch of stupidity. Weird to throw Bush under the bus like that?
Bush has never endorsed Trump, and AFAIK, the last thing he did was call Trump's 2017 inauguration speech "weird shit." And, yunno, that lack of enthusiastic cultism probably makes him an enemy of the state.
I thought it was a sarcastic paraphrase, but no…
Same!
Also same.
Right? How does The Onion even stay in business.
How could he even say that with a straight face??? Jfc.
STFU JD, you horses ass.
So awkward.
including Trump during his first term JD? You know the guy you called America’s Hitler…..
Fuck!
jdv can go spend more time with his couch
Vance: This will be completely different because our President is not a total spaz with poop where his brains should be. You guys, those other Presidents were totally stupid, and worse than that they were complete stupidheads. Our President is smart, and he rocks, he rocks so hard, you guys.
Fucking toddler
His inflammatory rhetoric is intended to enrage the opposition which always keeps us on the back foot. He's pouring gasoline on the fire his dumb boss set.
Now we have off the charts morons
The lack of dignity in the highest reaches of our government is a very bad sign
And of course many of us are old enough to remember the now defunct, deflective Republican axiom “respect the office [of the president]” to push back against any criticism of a Republican president.
I hope his horrific treatment of Zelensky will haunt him forever. My hope is that one day Zelensky takes him out back and punches him in the nose.
And lack of integrity. Very disheartening.
Dumb is the right word for his boss. JD is a low IQ guy. So, he can talk only bs.
25 years. Fucking child. I remember Camp David and Sadat and Begin. This guy is useless to the point of being forgotten while VP.
He’s so useless, he wears it on his sleeve. Even the people who like him don’t like him.
He and Cruz are in a dead heat as to who's the least liked.
I would add Gym Jordan and Jimbo Comer, but they have the sense to stfu.
And that's sayin somethin pretty damn serious.
I do (thankfully) forget about him from time to time. For weeks at a time, it’s like he doesn’t exist.
You do realise he's most likely to be the next president ..
I think we may be missing the point here. A politician is part of the system.. They just made 4 tech executives army colonels. This is an oligarchy. The next guy is unelected and a billionaire. And he will have a private army, well paid like the Praetorians, to make it stick.
Not if we can vote. That SOB will never hold a federal office again.
Another of year of watching the Trump & Vance act & the oligarchs may decide to skip rancid Vance altogether, do a "twofer" & skip straight to Moses Mike. Pathetic as HE is...
Legit the only reason I hesitate over impeachment... or other pipedreams
Only if we all get our wish and he dies in office.
He may be as evil and as stupid as Trump, but he lacks influence. Republicans bow before Trump because he knows how to threaten people. Vance has no sway and will generally be ignored... so there's at least some hope for us once the GOP can no longer ignore Trump's decline.
It’s been my entire life and I’m old.🤭 Never imagined a worse VP than Pence yet here we are.
Dan Quayle must be forever grateful.
Came here to say Quayle. He wins. Vance isn’t dumb, but he’s not as smart as he thinks he is. He’s clever and conniving. His comments are calculated for those with child-like minds.
Thank you for making me feel young in my replies.🤭
At least Pence did the right thing when it counted the most…Vance wouldn’t.
Pence reminded me of white paste. Remember how all the photos with him and Trump he looks lovingly at him. Like he was in a trance. ONE GOOD BOY with the vote.🗳️
Me too, born 1950
Me three. Born in 1951.
Me four. Born in 1949
Me five. Born in 1948
Except he is not useless to Peter Thiel
Does that include the Bush-presidents?
Wait! I thought empathy was a sin?!?
Phew, good thing we don’t have a dumb president doing all these dumb things. 😮💨 Thanks for clarifying. Your new name is Sycophant-Pants.
His legs are as thin as his skin.
Gotta love that tie!
My son said something about a sycophant the other day and I thought he said psycho-fan…and then I realized that works, too.
just noticed, his ties are as long as trump's
🤣 what a gross photo🍆
This photo gives me Shrek Rumplestiltskin vibes
Vance is a cunt - a lying bloviating corrupt cunt.
Nope, he lacks both the depth and the warmth.
There is not one intelligent person in the entire Republican administration right now. Vile Vance and Kegseth should really keep their stupid mouths shut. Every time they attempt to speak it is glaringly obvious how completely idiotic and incompetent they are. Two useless and immature egomaniacs.
My God.
My sentiment exactly. Except I’m leaning towards atheism lately.
Couch fucker actually said that with a straight face. I truly expected it to get hit with a bolt of lightning.
One could wish/hope. What a piece of 💩
Uh huh. Nothing like the Sun fucking Tzu we have now. 🙄
Good job, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/danw...
Vance is a cunt
He's Theil's.
Who wants to tell him....?
And today, we have a really dumb president and an equally dumb vice president!
Jesus fucking Christ there are no words
Gas prices are going to be super fun.
“God, we love you.”
The stupid is incalculable.
“The black lady sounded condescending when she talked.” Fuck off.
“If you’d like us to stop treating you like a dumbass, you should stop acting that way” —me, to dumbasses
Surprised Vance didn’t say “you should be thanking us for bombing Iran” Like I said, waiting for the sirens to go off at Dobbins.
Not yet, at least.
I hate everyone who did this to us.
That's like hating rocks, they are as dumb as rocks, don't waste your hate, save it for Miller.
They are called REPUBLICANS
Who now identify as "Maga"...
There are Republicans who still try to distinguish themselves from MAGA after voting for The Rump 3 times in a row, but they are wrong. The GOP has been the official Party of Racism since 1964.
Same.
The founding fathers setup the US empire to do exactly this type of colonial nonsense.
Couldn't understand a word with those orange testicles in his mouth
When morons speak... all I hear is blah blah blah from the never Trump guy.
This president is the dumbest ever? Even worse, he's surrounded himself with other Dummies. Talk about dumber and dumber.
George Bush would like a word.
That he can lie like this is truly terrifying
You should see him “ski.”
I don’t think he is lying. I think he genuinely believes what he is saying. Which is worse.
Agree. He’s WAY too good at lying.
None of these MAGAt politicians is any good at lying; this only works because the target audience is so amazingly stupid.
And makes me wanna vomit
Hey America, when he blinks fast he’s lying. Watch it again.
Isn't MAGA an Apocalypytic Doomsday Cult...
@effinbirds.com are just carrying us through this nonsense.
"All the rest of them were con men trying to scam you, but billy bob's grade A one hundred percent virgin sparkling non modified, non pasteurized, non carbonated, blessed golden water will fix everything, cause it is made by the most honest, the most smartest, the best president in the world."
🤣🤣🤣
Also the picture had almost my exact same words..
And yes, it has a tad of his saliva in it.
Don't save for a vacation, save for cataract surgery.
Ah, @effinbirds.com ; good call, good call (Granted, still like the #SwearTrek stuff a tad more myself, but hey, dude's got the right type of snark)
RIP Swear Trek, a great idea that no one ever wanted to support with money
Was this one of yours? I just took a gander at your stuff. Epic! Can it be shared?
Which, the comic you posted in the comments? It was — there's my signature under the caption text. They're all fine to share unaltered, non-commercially, and as long as you're not implying that I, personally, share any specific views.
Thank you. This one is by far my favorite.
I sell a lot of prints and merch of that one.
Thank goodness! I use them to respond to texts all the time
I bought a bunch of merchandise from Effin' Birds for XMAS presents and got these two for myself along with the "no" hat 😀
I miss Swear Trek 😭 Still wear my Red Alert badge with pride.
I had to clearance those fuckers
Maybe the universe is an accident and maybe our democratic experiment in self governance has always been “the last rich-man standing.”
Oh boy
Give me a fucking break. The current president was one of those former presidents who kept us embroiled in the never ending wars in the Middle East.
Well, Trump DID set up the circumstances under which Biden would have to follow through & pull out of Afghanistan...so he could blame Biden for all the ways it would go wrong after Trump had already released all the Taliban POW's & stopped paying the Afghan army.
There has never been a dumber president than trump anywhere in the world. (and it's really f*cking annoying that they keep repeating the interviewers first name)
When you’re too stupid to know you’re stupid… @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Nope I can’t
So he just called trump dumb?!?
We have the dumbest president in office right now. Based on his mental faculties declining rapidly, he belongs in palliative care not the Oval Office.
"back then we had dumb presidents"? His communication skills are at such a sophomoric level it's mind blowing and to suggest that Trump has any grasp of international relations is outrageous. We have no advisors for this, if we did, we wouldn't be here.
Sweet Jeebers.
I thought you were kidding. 🤦🏼♀️
If that is your argument, JD, boy do I have news for you. youtu.be/Sy6kR_MuIAQ
Yo, Yale! The value of your diploma is taking big hits.
Fancy toilet paper.
As a former college advisor I can say with confidence that Vance’s admission likely based on him fitting into the DEI categories for white males: former military and most importantly, first generation college.
He didn't come from privilege but he'll do anything to defend it now that he's got his.
Put it on your dashboard it qualifies you for handicapped parking
His type of handicap DISqualifies him from driving and/or using heavy machinery.
I mean, they passed Bush too so they were always trash IMO
Correction: "after OIL WAS DISCOVERED in 1908"
Jesus Fuck-me-in-the-ass Christ..
😂😂
Dunb. Dumber. Now, DUMBEST!
so this was clearly, previously, the Israel-Iran War now it is Israel-US-Iran War when does Israel sign over their mineral/oil rights to USA like Ukraine was forced to because those bombs costs millions and flying there, etc.
This is going to age so, so well.
ROTFL
The US government is setting up a false flag because this war is unpopular and didn't change his poll numbers like he thought. If an attack happens, it ISNT Iran, it will j6sers and proud boys but with an Iranian Patsy ready to blame.
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What a piece of shit fake catholic this guy is. I hope he burns in hell along with Regan and Bush. If there is another level below he’ll, I’m sure that’s where Trump will be headed.
25 years? How old are you @jd-vance-1.bsky.social. I’m in my 60s and this shit’s been going on my entire life.
Yep. Korean War until 1950-1953, Vietnam War until 1975, Iraq War I (Operation Desert Storm), and Iraq War II 1998-2011, the endless War in Afghanistan 1999-2021. My whole life.
Oh pretty sure that dipshit is 40
I love the word "dipshit" for him!
So do I, but I also use parsimonious pissant as well.
There are many, many negative words and phrases in the English language and this maladministration is giving us the opportunity to use ALL of them.
I am personally fond of pustulant poltroon.
Good one.
Try, minimum of 1000 years. This region, biblically has been at each others throats for centuries. All the way back to when walking was the only form of transportation.
I miss Mike Pence… (Not really, but he was light years ahead of this stooge).
NO
Unbelievable.
“Back then”
Subtitle: A huge pigeon shit just hit me full on, right from up there #tRump #JDVance
Subtitle II (Melania): What kind of a shitty situation have I gotten myself into?
😜 bsky.app/profile/bonk...
Eyeliner dude is one dumbass to attack past presidents on national TV, I don’t care what side of the isle you’re on.
He is a patriot through and through.. 🙄🤡
Got his head so far up Trump’s ass he got shit for brains.
And now we have the dumbest VP in the history of the country.
Motherfucker
This is so embarrassing.
“Entanglements”What a slap in the face to all who served & are now injured in any way or deceased & to all the families & loved ones of those who served. Entanglements, like a Disney princess movie
When I was serving in the military, we trained for what we would do if a foreign country attacked the United States. We knew that the VA would take care of our medical issues. It’s unconscionable that today’s service members know that the GOP is using their future benefits to enrich the wealthy few.
Every time I see him all I can think of is how does anyone stay married to him and does he really believe this nonsense. The only time he made any sense was when he said trump was an American Nazi and dangerous.
She looks very unhappy.
Stop trying to make these spouses into victims She often has an unpleasant look on her face because she's an unpleasant person, who chose to clerk for Kavanaugh and Roberts, then chose to marry her husband She's apparently very smart, which means she went in with eyes open She's all in
He is completely comfortable with lying. Some sociopaths are actually great actors.
Vance is a very good liar.
he believes in nothing but power. when Trump dies, especially if he's killed, Vance will turn SO FAST.
T is so inept he had to stage his own assassination attempt.
Turn, or just get in the driver's seat?
I mean he's going to be a fucking TURBO Nazi. Stephen Miller with nuclear codes.
Impeach all the Nazis that covered up for the Felon aiding and abetting!
Certainly explains why Republicans have been so hell-bent on limiting education and destroying history books.
Yes. Every single president in my lifetime prior to Donald Trump was “dumb.” But Donald isn’t? A stable genius, right? That’s the best propaganda this couch-humping stooge can conjure.
What. The. Fuck.
He is certifiable
Huh. 4 of those “dumb president” years were Trump’s first term.
And 12 others were overseen by Bush Senior (who knew all the CIA secrets) and Bush Junior (who didn't know much of anything).
8 of them were the George Bush. Another Republican. Who, incidentally, lied to get us in THAT war. I don’t think JD is evoking what he wants to evoke there since George W as well as Vietnam is exactly what everyone is thinking right now
Reagan and the Contra Wars.
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Fuck this traitor. Impeach and convict JD Vance.
Impeach the entire administration
Let’s skip the impeachment and airdrop every single one of them onto the front lines in Iran.
No need for parachutes; they're expensive!
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Vance is hell bent on being the most loathsome person in America, right along with his “truly dumb” boss and the rest of the Cabinet. I am definitely worried about the retaliation on our 30k servicemen in the region and good old terrorism right here at home. We are ill equipped these days in America
Oh man he is pathetic what a waste of potential.
Whatever potential allowed him to obtain good grades in high school, I suppose.
What potential? Vance has none and the only way he can go from none is down. He's operating at a net loss of potential or smarts.
You beat me to it. What potential? A potential for changing names frequently? Wearing a potential beard? He's trash.
What potential?
Dump presidents. This guy is worse than any used car salesman trope ever.
What? So now we try a demented one?
We haven't had demented since Ronald Reagan, so everything old is new again. But it's betel nut instead of walnuts, durian instead of banana, corn syrup instead of sugar, and raw milk instead of pasteurized milk. It's all the Tea Party flavors you remember in a MAGA candy shell!
Better point that finger right back at yourself, buddy and Man you decided to follow
None of this would have happened without Israel striking first and then the president bandwagonning on that seeming military success. The idea that there is some kind of strategy underpinning this foreign adventure is laughable.
Sure buddy boy.
And today you have a madman.
Who is also very, very, exceedingly dumb.
An incredibly, almost unbelievably stupid madman.
#DictatorDon #DementiaDonald JD & DJT = Dumb & Dumber!
who shits his pants and is completely demented
Dumb presidents? FFS
I can’t get past his utterance of “empathize” without laughing. Of all the good qualities that Vance lacks, empathy is surely at the top of the list.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Looks like he got castrated
The dumbest one is the one we have. He got rid of the JCPOA during his first disaster as *resident.
Yep. Resident. He has done NOTHING presidential.
Now we have Captain Crazytown at the helm. No impulse control. Alcoholic Fox host as SecDef. Spineless Rubio. Eyeliner demon VP. These careless, cavalier men have started WW3 and refuse to acknowledge their illegal acts are war!
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Absolutely! Crazytown U.S.A. Courtesy of DJT & JD, and all the other inept people in the current regime!
I wonder what @infinitescream.bsky.social’s take on this is.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
lol 😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹
Such an amazing speech 🎤 insult after insult per usual. Mercuh 🇺🇸 🦅 💩
I am so ashamed. I want my country back.
He didn't actually say this, did he?! ... He did. Okay. Quick reminder that it was Trump who in 2018 withdrew from the Iran Nuclear Deal of 2015. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Yes, the current president is one of those former presidents: the one that withdrew from the deal the US had in place and had the opportunity to end the wars and didn’t. So, all-in-all a strange thing for the VP to say.
Yes, the current president is one of those former presidents: the one that withdrew from the deal the US had in place and had the opportunity to end the wars and didn’t. So, all-in-all a strange thing for the VP to say.
One defining feature of an authoritarian regime is the requirement to deny truths in favour of the approved narrative - sometimes blatantly so, simply as a raw act of power.
Ominous move then. Look what happened.
This must be one of the dumb presidents that Eyeliner Man was referring to.
That's what he seems to suggest... 🤦♀️
He didn’t withdraw troops from Afghanistan either—he left it to Democrat POTUS Joe Biden to finish the job. Just like Democrat POTUS Barack Obama had to clean up by getting U.S. troops out of Iraq. Republicans start the wars, Democrats end them.
Well said. Thank you. All too easily forgotten.
Dems always handle the clean up and repubs always lie. I’ve heard all faux news does now is talk about all the crap trump is doing/ and then “say” its Bidens fault. They are nothing but propagana crap
So true. Look how Obama had to bring the country out of the Great Recession that Bush created. Biden's stewardship out of the COVID crisis.
Yes but faux news network deals in propaganda which is where most of the people I am around keep going constantly.
He said it, he meant it & he will stand by what he said. He is just as or even more dangerous than trump because younger. HELP. Just when you hope that things won’t get worse…
That was all part of the plan to get us to where we are today.
Yes he did, live on Meet the Press.
I thought the recap was a joke too! Dumb presidents? He didn’t say that! Oh yes he did. 🤦🏻♀️ My GOD. Our country is being run by the stupidest people.
I know. I had to watch it too because surely he didn't. 🤦♀️
I can't stand his stupid face or voice, so I couldn't watch the clip - but holy shit, if he actually said it, he is stupider than a box of rocks!
I took one for the team 😉, listened, and he did.
Bless you! Holy shit is he a fucking dumbass. 🤦♀️
I literally, physically, cringed: embarrassed both by and for him
I think he's trying to mimic Trump as a form of appealing to Magat's. His hands are all over the place too.
Hey now, I have some rocks sitting in my backyard that, I'm quite certain, are more intelligent than JD & DJT both put together! 🪨🪨🪨
I have a few stones in my collection that I know are smarter.
We could have done better having a Rolling Stone in the oval office! #MickJagger for president and #KeithRichards for VP
His tone makes my blood boil! I did watch this clip but I can't watch much of him for the same reason.
A stupid box of the stupidest rocks.
It's like the smugness has encompassed his entire body and infected his brain to the point where all the stupid flows endlessly when his mouth drops open.
It is
Iran signed and abides by the Non Proliferation Treaty. Iran offered all enriched uranium above the 3.76% they need for nuclear power, to the USA. Dmitry Medvedev has stated that Iran's allies will arm Iran with nuclear weapons. Russia, China and North Korea are amongst its allies.
Are you all really that short?! Trump then terminated those agreements because russia felt it might still be trying to make some kind of nuclear weapon, even though neither russia nor iran has the technology to develop nuclear weapons or anything nuclear other than selling it as fuel
Lol, that'll be getting replayed a lot
And now we have an Administration that lies to the American people non stop. I can’t believe anything they say. Total incompetence.
Guess what Vance? You are working with one of the dumbest presidents this country has ever seen!
They are a perfect couple 🤡🤡
Delete "one of" and make "presidents" singular, and you're correct.
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.
But they only hint, because they know people are starting to listen.
The lowest IQ president ever!! The biggest POS!! The the constant bullshit coming out of all of their mouths. I hope they realize they’re going down as the worst in history. They keep trying to erase history, but we won’t forget.
Vance thinks we've had dumb presidents before, he doesn't seem to understand that his boss is a dementia patient with the cognitive development of a four year old.
My dad had dementia for a dozen years, I really don’t think it’s dementia. He’s never been able to speak in complete sentences. He’s just a narcissistic sociopath with a low IQ.
Now with dementia. He used to speak in complete sentences & wasn't THIS bad in his first term...but he's ALWAYS been a vile piece of shite.
I met him in 2006, same narcissistic and toxic, babbling idiot then, dementia doesn’t last that long. My dad was 12 years and that’s longer than average, but he was healthy. He didn’t know any of us for about 7 years of that. I still think it’s not dementia. He didn’t speak the last 2 years.
Syphilis
He does. It' s his carreer plan.
I've met much smarter 4-year-olds. Donnie's more of a "terrible two" toddler.
He knows how to know how to accomplish America's national security objectives? With Tulsi at the helm and some 22-year-old with no intelligence experience as the head of the anti-terrorism? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! ONE IN THIS ADMINSTRATION KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING. BTW it wasn't a success, JD.
NO ONE IN THIS ADMINISTRATION
We just entered a war and that’s what our VP is saying. How embarrassing!
No articulable justification except just trust us
We used to have dumb presidents. We still do, but we used to, too.
Mitch would be proud of this 👏🏼 well done
I don’t know. I think some of our worst former presidents likely had toe nail clippings smarter than our current president and VP.
Including GWB 🙃
... sad to say ...
This was a case of Israel pointing at stuff in Iran & saying "it's WMD" & then Trump dropped bombs on it. Trump was just following orders from Israel. That doesn't make him smart, just slavishly obedient. For all we know, Israel paid him to do this.
You misspelled taking orders from putin aka bibi's good buddy too
Glad you recognize how much Putin is behind all the turmoil that's going on in the Middle East as well as eastern Europe (& Africa, too; & for that matter, the US). Putin, Trump & Netanyahu have been working hand in hand to create chaos in the world.
If you're a Star Wars nerd like me, putin=Palpatine, controlling both sides of a war.
And Israel pummeled Iran today.
United States of Israel
They probably promised him Gaza.
He promised Miriam Adelson the West Bank. In exchange for $100 mil for his PAC. I don't think he wants Gaza, but after Israel turns it into the world's largest graveyard, Trump is probably guaranteed proceeds from any post war development that occurs.
Remember, this guy called don old “America’s Hitler”.
Good God, is he really this stupid? Or just a ball-licker? Probably both.
Kizzasser, no question about it.
So he is admitting Trump was stupid the first time around!
Ha, ha, ha! Yes! 😆
I mean, given how Hesgeth was fully rimming Trump out the last few days, I'd lean into both (for both of them).
Mr. Vance, sir, its a crime to make a false report; do you want us to file this police report claiming you ever had manhood?
Oh boy. Talk about lies & propaganda. lol.
More empty suit talk.
Every accusation is a confession
Never trust a hillbilly in a shiny suit. Get wrecked, Vance!
Especially one that wears eyeliner.
And wears it better than some women, I might add. 🤭
Is it eyeliner or tattoo? Either way I just can't get past it. On any other person in the world I couldn't care less. Also if he were a Democrat, the Republicans would be mocking him endlessly.
Wouldn’t it be fantastic if he got pranked and got tattooed by Cosby.
Probably is tattooed.😂
He’s too much of a snowflake to get tattooed there.
Oh shit that never even crossed my mind😂😂😂😂🤷 it probably is!😂💙
I got over worrying about "good" hair after I lost mine.
What does it matter--its vanity.
It’s prob tattooed on, he likes to be morning ready.
The thought…🤢🤮
AKA Maybelying Vance.
And with a beard. What a contrast.😂 It’s like we’re watching “America’s Got No Talent” show.
He's not even a hillbilly. He grew up in the suburbs and went to a very nice school. He's a fraud just like the majority of republicans
Accusation=Confession
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What kind of “leadership” is that? What a fucking disgrace.
Every accusation is a confession
It was 1 president
we had dumb presidents And Trump doesn't want to be the odd one out.
The cycle continues.
Erm no the dumb president is now
Idiot brigade
Still do
What a complete fucking IDIOT.
Does he know who was president in 2001-2009, 24 years ago?
Yeah but Bush wasn't Trump. That's the difference
Now Shady Vance is saying that Republican presidents were stupid, but not anymore since he won’t be sent over there this time.
I like the name Shady for him!
He is nothing but shady. The guy was against DonOld until he got some political ambition. Then he did a 180.
someone ask him: like the guy who called T America's Hitler?
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If only Sunday morning talking-head shows would “go there” and hold these opportunistic lying psychopaths to account ….
we live amongst the worst "journalists" in the history of the world
No we don’t.
so, don’t express my opinion? how very trumpian of you, good boy.
You apparently don’t know what you’re talking about. But that doesn’t stop people from expressing their opinions.
Ha!
🎯💯
Let them hear you in the back!!!
This!☝🏾
Journalism is dead, man. -A former journalist
Right there with you. Got out w my sanity. And dignity.
Become un-former, my friend, please!
They don't want good journalists 😢
Umm, who’s gonna tell him?
Dishonest statement in every way.
So they sent Vance out to argue for the idea everyone hates? They really hate his ass.
For sure, but he does read teleprompter better than his boss.
If we weren’t in an actual fucking war now, I would have lol the “dumb presidents” line. WTAF. We r second graders.
Jesus Christ
JD, just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.
😵💫BROTHER, THIS GUY STINKS! wtf is he on?!
Each and every time one of these people in the administration speaks I’m more convinced they HATE America and aren’t too loyal or bright.I wonder why they haven’t moved to a place where they would fit in better like outer space! Just get out of our country- you’re not wanted here.
So he just namecalls like a middle school bully? 🙄 Constant bullshitting.
💯 #Trumpism 🤮💩💩💩
JD, my man, somewhere there is a sofa that misses you. The dumbest president in history is the current one.
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It's Dunning-Krueger syndrome. They're too stupid to realize how moronic they are.
This
JD Vance certainly isn’t stupid. But he has chosen power over principle, and isn’t letting go.
No, book learning ain’t common sense. I have that problem but knew how to address it. JV doesn’t.
No, he actually is stupid. Just like dRumpf. And he's almost as big of a liar, also.
When it comes to the definition of "piece of shit", look no further than JD Vance.
The Never Trump Guy
All of Admin47 for the duh-b-u. "Only the best people."
That choice is itself stupid. "By their works shall ye know them". Some day the USA will get back into the business of hanging real traitors & they're all exposed now.
Case in point: stupid. Even if he's not, to bootlicker anyway, is definitely the stupid way to go...
He might very well be the next POTUS.
Scary. Because he isn’t as stupid as Trump, but just as evil
In a way he’s worse because he’s actively chosen this path. Trump is Trump and has always been the same vindictive, childish asshole.
Yeah, I think you’re right about that.
I daresay Trump has taken the "anyone can be president" thing too far #AmericanScream
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He’s 100% stupid. Like stupid is a few notches above what he is.
Project much 🙄
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This couch fucking idiot is working with the dumbest motherfucker to ever walk in the White House.
Man, they're just phoning in the attempts to hide the lies. Any time JD Vance begins a sentence, "I empathize . . ."
Note: Trump was a past president.
I honestly didn't think think he would......but, alas. 😂😆🙃🤪 He really is a fucking asshole. THE VICE ASSHOLE, ladies and gents!
Every accusation is a confession
Is this real? We have children running our government
This fuckers kids aren’t fighting… none of these rich people’s kids will fight in this war…
Nobody in the world thinks Trump should have nuclear weapons.
Or unescorted day passes.
“Something about trump no getting into long drawn out wars” (…) “we’re going to permanently dismantle their nukes over the next several years”
I thought empathy was illegal now
Now we have the dumbest president of all.
The cognitive dissonance is off the charts.
Not to mention the lack of self-awareness.
I thought your post was a snarky interpretation of what he said, not the exact quote. Wow. So basically W, Obama, trump 1, and Biden are "dumb" presidents
Little Jimmy Bowman thinks he is the smartest person in the room. He is a wanna’ be bully who wants to hang out with the big kids. He’s just a remora.
More a sea louse than a remora. He's not any kind of vertebrate.
Seriously, dude? 🤣🤣🤣
The only dummies have been him, Trump, the Republicans backing them, and their entire Administration.🤬
Vance really is the absolute best at ball-licking. Unafraid to just get all the way in there with a wipe open mouth and drooling tongue 😛. He even cares for the taint. All in one, long lick. 👅
Such reassurance from the imbecile regime. With that as our logic, we are have doomed the entire world.
“over the coming years”
We have the dumbest person anybody knows currently in the White House. If previous presidents were dumb, this guy is dumber.
25 years?
35 years
Then there's the stupid VPs.
As opposed to the genius in command now.
Undignified and tactless
We could call this "The Short Attention-Span War." For those who prefer short-term carnage to long-term peace.
I have to notice that 4 of those 25 years were filled by the current occupant. So… not completely inaccurate.
Holy fuck, dude. Does his face come pre-punched or is that extra?
I'd do it for free. Just saying.
Not often enough yet, obviously.
Wow.🤯
Yeah, Orange Dear Leader showed everyone how smart he is with his trade war Xi had to school him on who's boss with the hold on rare earth exports, which, apparently, the supposed *smart* guy hadn't bothered to consider Good thing we don't have a dumb president, right JD?
We're all gonna die.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 facts
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Projecting again I see.
The gaslighting of the American people by this administration is unprecedented in my lifetime, and I find it truly appalling."
Even more appalling is that a majority of Americans so easily fall for this. Absolutely no critical thinking skills, none whatsoever.
77 million out of 320 million is not a "majority". Over a third of "qualified" voters didn't even vote & Trump got only 49% even then. There were 3 other candidates who were only on the ballot to split Trump's opposition; 51% voted "Not Trump".
I should have said voters or more accurately those who voted for Trump. Either way there are far too many Americans who fall for the blatant lies. It's still shocking how much support Trump still has. His approval should be in the 20's.
If you're powerless, you might want to believe that the people who had power over you weren't really planning to put you in an assembly line factory if you survived your tour of duty in whatever country the powerful wanted to mess with.
Jeez Louise, how you sane 🇺🇸s must miss the Obama’s and Biden’s eras…I know most of the 🌎 does…
We are fighting them as best we can.
Wishing you the best of luck, truly. We admire your courage, those of you who care for democracy and your country, and still resist. 🇺🇸✊🏻
Here is the signs I screw onto telephone poles 12’ in the air. I also use them for protests.
You should use the graphic that forms a swastika from 4 capitol T's...