Fotus is a jerk! He’s replying back to every person who gets under his skin. Always “truthing” a.ka. “lying” if not golfing!

Things are going well here.

I feel like it’s a battle of Trump:” I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna do it, I really am…” Musk: “Go ahead, see if I care!” 😭🤣

Don’t trust a word from either of their gas holes. If Elon’s serious, every tweet needs hard proof. Drop the smoking guns, or it’s just more mind games pushing the same agenda. We need the Epstein files, rigged elections evidence, and Dodge’s real purpose with our personal information. Tell all now!

Soooo...when will Elon have someone hack and release the Epstein files?

the girlies are fighting again

Let Trump and Musk battle.

TRUMP the TERRIBLE ! EXTORTION ALWAYS!

Even Republican Senators are trying to carve out exemptions for their States against some of the worst harms, but failing. Republicans always want to hurt and harm others, while protecting themselves. Elon Musk is no different. He thought he could carve out exemptions, and failed.

True believers and early supporters are the first to be eliminated once an autocratic seizes power. The MAGA representatives would do well to read and study history. No kings!

More distractions so we aren’t hearing about how Congress is passing a bill that basically cripples this economy. We are fucked.

Brutal. Did Trump just threaten to deport Elon Musk back to South Africa?

Trump wants to deport Musk for being an illegal, undocumented alien, which makes the half $$ billion Musk spent to buy Trump the job is an illegal emolument from a foreign individual. Trump must resign.

It's on now 😂

Yup

Pretty weak knowing Trump needs his rockets and satellites

My ass is on fire if Trump actually wrote that.

Trump is off the rails, anything is possible.

Elon, spill the tea! We know you have the info to bring down Trump, you have the dirt, spread it. You have nothing to lose, don't let Trump threaten & bully you. Stand up to him. Throw Trump under the bus!

Elon, you have 2 other countries. So you rigged the election in 7 swing states. No big deal. Just go north to your sexy mama’s country or back to RSA if they try to arrest you. But leave the receipts. You might even be a folk hero.

Maybe he copied the Epstein files while ransacking the government.

Throw the bus at the MAGA regime. And while you're at it, throw in a few lines about how DOGE was a debacle from the start. ATONE.

I don't trust trump or musk what they say! They both lie...

Chinese proverb: When two tigers fight, one will die and the other will be gravely wounded. The sages are silent, however, on the outcome of a fight between two doughy narcissists.

I mean, we've all been saying that for months, every since Elmo marched in, shut down probes into his businesses, gave himself billions in his competitors' contracts, crippled America's soft power, then lied about it and ran home. Even someone so cognitively impaired as #dementiaDonald can see it.

Maybe if Musk buys 100,000 bottles of Trump cologne, he will earn a more positive tweet....

Elon torched his own brand because Biden got more tweets than him one day. Instead of listening to the customers who made Tesla what it is—progressives, climate advocates, tech-forward folks—he chose to simp for a guy who thinks clean coal means washing rocks. Dumbest flex in tech history.

🤣🤣🤣

Called it! 😂 bsky.app/profile/sull...

🍿

“Mandate” Idiot.

Toddler fight!!!

Well I had to go to my x acct (no followers not following) and see what's going on. Now I see. America party will be formed I guess? Good, Split the votes

I hardly ever agree with this baboon, but he is right. There are other EVs bedside Tezzzla. Take a look.

Then do it! Go ahead! No more launches. Or is this more TACO tough talk with no substance. Of course it is because Elon has money and power. Trump will only go after the weak and powerless. #taco

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I wonder when Trump is going to explain why he put Musk in charge of DOGE when Trump knew the massive conflicts of interest Musk had vis a vis all the government subsidies Elon’s companies receive? Weird for Trump to call that out now - cool bro, but didn’t you know this before you appointed him?

Their hatred is still exiting the Bromance phase so:

They are now entering the “it’s truly over” stage.

When 2 asshole are fighting , just enjoy the show

“When you fly with the crows, you get shot with the crows”…

Claws out. Meow

Fake fight or Musk would spill the all of the beans! If Musk gave all the “tea” on this administration wouldn’t he be some kind of hero?

In a sense, yes. It is high risk and I’m sure elon is figuring it all out right now as leverage. He *will* figure it out, that is how his brain is wired.

Dumb face, meet dumb leopard.

So Donald is admitting that Elon got preferential treatment?

Yeah but Donnie, you’re the flip flop king.

C’mon Elon. If you can manipulate the election, you can release the Epstein files.

Elon could bring it all down with one short sentence. “I fucked with those voting machines!”

I feel there is nothing that could be said to bring down Trump. He has created a group of people who worship him second to money.

and that’s why he should be worried about getting de-nationalized and deported.

He will be exiled anyway when trumps term concludes. He is a threat now to Trumps political security. Exploding rockets and sales of EVs are the least of his worries. Peter Theil and co will also be up against it now they got into bed with the devil and good luck with that one.

lol … SEE THAT’S what I’m talking about NOW would be a good time for you to come CLEAN and TELL us the COMPLETE TRUTH and nothing but the TRUTH about #Trump #EpsteinFiles after all #DonnyJohnTrump is already a well documented #ConvictedFelon #Fraudster and #SexualAbuser redeem yourself #ElonMusk 🤓

Don’t get me wrong, I would be ecstatic if Elon@zi confirmed what we already know to be true.. but that would incriminate himself, get him arrested under Kash Patel’s watch and then there’s the possibility of him being Epsteined.. he wouldn’t get immunity because trump’s loyalists are everywhere now

He is a dead man walking. Given the current climate he is safe nowhere not South Africa or anywhere else. They and other nations won’t give him asylum.

This, this, THIS!

Yep thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...

this doesn't make any sense. big tech are largely left leaning.

since when...lol

Silicon Valley poured more than $394.1m into the US presidential election this year, according to a Guardian analysis, the bulk of it coming from an enormous donation of about $243m Elon Musk made to Donald Trump’s campaign. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...

the donations were mostly one sided this year because honestly, everyone already knew how the election was going to turn out this year, so they just made the financially smart move. also worth noting is elon musk used to be a major democrat before this election.

Yes he was, but then Biden did not invite Musk to a ED event and that hurt him so much. I think Musk is now contemplating to move it all to China! He only need to find a way. Or at least open an affiliate there, so when Trump comes after him or shut him down than he can continue there.

Yep thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...

Anybody in this administration going to give him immunity? Or allow a negotiated sentence?

Nope

I suggest moving back to Canada first..

I believe MAGA may want this civil disobedience but the reality is and remains the population of which whom deserve do not believe in Trump. A precipice will be reached and the police the army and others will be the grown ups about the situation. The Trump the base will fold like domino’s

Whom serve apologise

As amusing as that would be, I very much doubt he would confess committing felonies at state and/or federal level. That said, his brother did already spill that he violated immigration laws, so who knows what happens if his back is against the wall of an El Salvadoran prison…

and WE KNOW THAT HE DID....but that'll put phElon behind bars while trump claims "he knew nothing about it."

Would be the tipping point for Democracy

You do not have a democracy. Everything and everyone can be bought. You have the worst democracy in the western world

We would then have to allow Muskie to have immunity not sure we would be willing to do that just yet.

BINGO

I don’t think ppl should be forced to get one either but there should be some incentives

Even if you are the richest man on earth : "Everything Trump Touches Dies" No exception.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

He didn’t write this.

Yes, well, he didn’t write this.

A simple threat.

Oh, so TSLA is going back down tomorrow morning

Oralè Resisters Denaturalization DOJ to prioritize Denaturalization or simply Revoke the citizenship of 25 million naturalized citizens Prioritize application lies. I know of one who worked as a model,one who keeps blowing up spacecrafts? #USDemocracy #OCProtest #NoKings #GreenCards

The sexual tension between these two…

If Elon came clean about how he rigged the election, I bet Tesla might be saved if they replace him.

That may be on deck, but unlikely because elon would go to jail unless he got a “Blindside Trump Big Beautiful Deal” of his own.

Actually, the first time, like ever, I have actually agreed with The Donald. On top of that, Sir, Sir, please bring back NASA to full force. Elon’s already blown up 4 of his rockets just this year! Thank you.

You mean to tell me you put the biggest corporate welfare recipient in charge of finding waste and fraud, and he didn't recommend cutting his subsidizes..... Well isn't that a shocker you freaking 🍊 thief

I am loving their tantrums

You two just fight it out and we'll be over there, sipping coffee...... Y'all ever hear the tale of the Kilkenny cats?

That wasn't Trump, lol.

Recall Citizen’s United. The root cause of this absolute bullshit and corruption on a massive scale. The citizens of the United States of America are the voters, not unlimited corporate Super PACs. It’s absolutely sickening.

I’ve been saying this for MANY years. I am with you my friend. 👊

I have never understood why there isn’t daily screaming about this

I scream about it!

actually I should confess that I have a theory as to why there isn't widespread revolt against this, particularly among establishment Democrats: they like it

No one likes it more than Donald J Trump.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

He obviously didn’t write this. The lady that wrote this for him didn’t disguise it good enough lol

The fight is on!

Let them fight. It's a distraction.

So Tesla already does a lot of business in China. Maybe Musk should pick up SpaceX and StarLink and move them to China and operate there instead. China would love to control all those companies. And the US could go back to launching rockets ... ... with nobody. FAFO Donald.

Random caPitaliZation of Letters is Crazy

This is straight from the poem The Snake, which he loved to recite. Spoiler alert: he is the snake.

“I’m going to buy a brand new Tesla tomorrow morning as a show of confidence and support for Elon Musk, a truly great American,” 11 March 2025 Orange Felons Buyers remorse🤣🤣🤣 www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...

I love it when the two worst people alive bicker on the internet.

It’s like a Joker vs Riddler movie

Reminds everyone of how stupid they are and the damage they have done to this country!!

What's happening now is that Elon Musk is trying to get out of the USA contracts so he can take his USA developed technology to Russia. However, the USA government has the Musk SpaceX and Starlink (satellite) technology tied up in contracts unless Trump lets him out of it. Stunt...do not be fooled.

We were all forced to have gasoline powered cars.....what's next? Bring back the telegraph for that industry?

Sure, whatever...

Our President is an idiot.

DOGE canceling all of Elon's contracts and tax credits would be something no political satire writer could have thought of.

meet‘s fully my expectations - now the „revolution“ eats it children. Tronald Dumb is unpredictable evil for all. And now he blackmails the nation if he don‘t get his toy BBB he raises tax by 68%. Behaviour like a 5 year old child.

C’mon Elon. Come clean about how you rigged the election. You know you want to. He just triple dog dared you

Drop the hammer, Elon! We all know Frump will crush you if you sit back now.

The 'toad and the scorpion'... instinct, betrayal, and the nature of evil, a warning about trusting those with a proven history of harmful behavior. Elon, tricks are for kids ... and toads apparently.

Equal parts feud and market manipulation.

+ distraction from the BBB being shoved through Congress

Last week he bombed Iran, this week he's selling perfume and he thinks Elon has a problem. My fellow Americans, our President is no longer in the White House, if you get my drift.😱🤷‍♀️

There is no honor among thieves.

Not a feud, manipulation. These guys are Master Manipulators please DO NOT fall for this BS!

Glorious - remake of Fight Club, minus the ‘don’t tell anyone’

I wonder what I’ve on Trump Elon could leak?🤔

Trump didn't write this.

Ok so a few things: 1. There is no EV "Mandate" and never has been. 2. "good, hard, look" lol. 3. Trump is a felon and adjudicated rapist and at one point best friends with Epstein.

I think “whoever” (SM) wrote this for FOTUS is referring to the mandates in CA to lower emissions over time. There is a mandate to convert to EV by 2035. Otherwise referring to the EV tax credits on fed returns.

That’s exactly what why DOGE was set up for you dumbass, finding money to funnel into his own businesses and if it took this long to work that out, you are actually more stupid than people think.

FUNNY HOW TRUMP IS HAPPY WHEN ALL HE GETS IS ADORATION … BUT THE SECOND ANYONE QUESTIONS WHAT HE SAYS OR DOES … OR (HEAVEN FORBID) DARES TO DISAGREE WITH HIM, HIS CLAWS AND JAWS COME OUT. THEY ARE STUPID, OR DON’T KNOW ANYTHING, OR THEY ARE A FAILURE, OR THEY WOULD BE NOWHERE WITHOUT TRUMP. LOL

tRUmp & Leon Mush - 2 Really Nice guys - youtu.be/XRnomLsbbTM?...

🍿my $ on Musk winning This round Also. 😎

Do you still have the one he gave you that you made the commercial with? I'm confused. Or, are you just a butt fucking lying scumbag felon?

If only he was actually genuine about this.

For once I agree

Weak

He didn’t write that. Let’s guess who did.

"Hey ChatGPT- write a really mean tweat, from me to Elon Tesla, written in Steve Bannon's voice but drenched in Stephen Miller's super villain pure racist persona" And go...

Stephen Miller

I was trying to remember who was quarreling with Musk. The “daddy loves me best” provocations… Was it Miller?

It’s either Steve Bannon or Steven Miller. Both have beef with Elon.

It’s the cuckold Miller.

Whoever wrote it doesn't know the difference between "mandate" and "rebate"

Terry Moran said about the depraved Miller... "It's not brains. It's bile. Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He's a world-class hater. You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate."

Each one of them is a despicable rat.

yes

Daddy may love Stephen more, but his wife ran off to work for Elon.

Yes. Is Stephen’s ramped up anger related?

The Nosferatu of U.S. immigration policy 🧛‍♂️🇺🇸 bsky.app/profile/ched...

Evil Miller

Traditionally it's Dan Scavino who writes the non-Trump Trump tweets.

Good to know!

Yep. You know it's not Comb-Over Caligula as it's not in ALL CAPS, and there's zero spelling errors. 🤭

I wonder if trump uses the backspace key a lot?

😂😂😂

Donald Trump and everyone associated with him are Public enemies. bsky.app/profile/figh...

It’s like an ouroboros of shit eating shit and I’m here to say I for one love this for both of them.

Damn! It is back on. Will Musk follow through on funding primaries against Trumpers? Can and will Trump deport Musk? As The Days Turn…

And just like that maga hates Elon again

We can’t trust either of them, so it’s 50/50 that this is an orchestrated show to rip us all off. 🤷‍♂️

Elon's response. bsky.app/profile/thet...

When Sith Lords Feud.

Will he send the South Africans he gave legal status to go home with Elon?

This is gonna gain longevity. I feel it.

Serves that dipshit Elon right, doesn't it? He sacrificed the union for saving his skin. He didn't want the investigation into Tesla to continue. Guess what muskrat, if there's no Tesla, there won't be any investigation. Be careful what the fuck you wish for.

He got what he cruising for, A BRUISING!

When do they get a room? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Oo boy. Pig is not smart enough to realize he walked right into the trap. Release EPSTEIN FILE

Grandpa sharted his undies again

🤣🤣🤣 Trump has forgotten DOGE was Musk and his minions. That fad isn't stripping him of subsides or resources. He could deported him anytime, maybe to Sudan?

But you took his money anyway you greedy bastard.

Daddy strikes back! 🤜💥🤛🏼

YAS DRAMA QUEENS!

America’s version of Putin vs Mikhail Khodorkovsky

I can not believe we are listening to these toddlers, let alone continuing to endorse their influence. They are utterly ridiculous.

After Musk hits back, Trump will call him a junkie.

I hope Apartheid Leon brings up Epstein again. Keep that in the news.

What he should be bringing up, because he witnessed it first hand, is Trump's progressing dementia.

May this feud escalate.

All this public facing BS is just that, BS. Behind the scene you know Trump is already making promises to keep Elon’s money coming to him and away from primary challenges.

Orange shitstain did not write that post.

Just what I said when reading it aloud to DH. It's coherent for one thing and the punches, usually extreme with trump's late nighters are restrained.

Oh, I sense a pee-video-type response from Elon in the coming hours.

Anyone who attaches to Trump crashes and burns. It’s Elon’s turn. Who’s next? Vance, Miller, Bondi, Noem, Hegseth? They’ll go down in flames just like Giuliani, Goetz, Cohen, and all those ghosts we don’t remember.

school yard idiots

The United States is run by teenage racist trolls.

What a toddlers spat! 2 year olds have more intellect than these two idiots!

Good maybe they can do that vs. cutting Medicaid and SNAP.

Jaded lovers feud resumes 🍿

I’d say Nerd Wars, but Trump is a grifter, not an intellectual, so will lose Bigly.

I’d hate to see your rocket business get hurt, if you know what I mean.

Maybe Elon should talk about the 2024 Election…

This threat is rich, seeing as the Trump admin just awarded another contract for $81 mil to spacex a few days ago. It’s to launch a weather satellite for the military. That’s launch, not even build the damn thing.

It is funny how many similarities they have. Touchy, soft skinned babies who know amazingly little about anything. Elon does have a little more competence on business and technology, but that's it. Lying bastards.

SpaceX is the most reliable and cheapest launch operator, but Trump would have no trouble giving military launch jobs even to Roscosmos.

Reminds me of the story of the scorpion and the turtle. Although, in this case, they’re both scorpions.

Uh oh, Grandpa got into the medication again.

Good stuff! They should wrestle since Trump is such a fan. We all knew it was coming. Glad to see that it's finally in full bloom now! Is Trump strongly implying that Musk can be denaturalized if he doesn't behave? But what about all his SA pals who have moved here to get benefits for being White?

Stump lives for drama

Didn’t Leon ever listen to ‘The Snake’?

Wow

The mob boss has spoken. 😂

Pretty sure Big Money isn’t in need of saving

what a clown show! 🤡

Top Peadophile Round One: FIGHT!

#DonTheCon conned #MusktheRat imagine that, just like he cons everyone in his orbit and grifts all of them including America like he’s done his entire life.

Musk will have to give the Whitehouse key back then?

Sounds better in Afrikaans: "Fok julle almal!"

This is great. Finally, some common ground. #DeportElon #resist

And tyrant tRumpy is now in the kitchen making TACOs. He will cave and will not do anything.

Fight to the death (of both)

Everybody's laughing at America🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rightly so

does elon own any nuclear weapons?

It all sounds to me as if the gentlemen are heading for a classic lose-lose situation. And if that is the case, it will have a massive negative impact on the world in geopolitical, technological and economic terms. These two are real masterminds....not.

🍿🍿🍿

When he has zero use for you, this is the outcome 😅🤣😂

If Elon wants to become a human being I am all for it. Trump does not seem to want to and will not. Goodnight and Good Luck.

The Felon-In-Chief raises the term 'un-presidential' to the highest of levels. #NoKings

Right wing authoritarians inevitably turn against each other.

Rudy Giuliani, my pillow guy, Mike Pence, John Kelly, Michael Cohen, Sidney Powell, and on and on... when you make a deal with the devil someone is going to get burn!

Adolescent jerk... President of the United States. Who could have predicted this insanity?

my kingdom for an autocorrect from rocket to racket

. Well, these two have caused so much harm . . . 🖕 them both ! .

Reminds me of Spy vs Spy in Mad Magazine

Gonna be hilarious if trumpty deports #TheDogebag back to South Africa LOL

Welcome to the BSA : Banana States of America.

Donal Duck is quacking again… he doesn’t tweet he quacks. 🤣

scum propoganda scum.

He’s so close. Now do all the billionaires.

The two worst ass wipes in the world now playing at your local pre school play ground. Problem is they are making everyday people's lives a misery

Will Elon now admit, he rigged the swing states in favour of Donny two scoops 🤔 for immunity #trump #elon #elections

Complete 180 vs. what he was saying just a few weeks ago (which itself was a completely 180 from what he said in 2022, namely that Musk and his companies would be “worthless” without subsidies.)

stupid game they play. and people gobble it up.

Reminds me of gap band you dropped a bomb on me Go Elon let it explode.

Elon and/or Don have zero interest in what's best for the United States, it's about their egos and which one can steal the most money from us. It's not funny, it's tragic.

At this point, he has no friends. Just yes men.

Which one?

Rubio, Vance, etc.

I’d love to ask Elon who really won the election.

Ugly divorce.

The battle of the whiners!

The thug has spoken.

I wish they'd both STFU.

We are short just one Elon drug bender and him spilling the beans that he fucked with the election, and this year will become One Big Beautiful karma for Trump.

Donald, why did you do an infomercial for your buddy Musk peddling the Tesla brand from the White House? Are you ashamed and embarrassed of your lack of integrity using the office of the President to sell MAGA propaganda?

Haha. Trump does not have a normal brain. He has cut wires sparking and malfunctioning daily in his head.

Meanwhile tonight the senate republicans are voting to murder us.

When was everyone forced to buy an EV? Did I miss that??

Eyes on the ball (bill), stay focused!

He is using the thing Elon Built against him. Poetic Justice...or more likely pure petty spite.

I see subordinate clauses and punctuation - not Trump’s usual grammar of a five year old. The random capital letters creep in at the end, as if to disguise the writing to look like Trump’s. Also, ‘thank you for your attention to this matter’ is missing. Conclusion? He didn’t write this.

lol … & without #Russian SUBSIDIES #DonnyJohnTrump would’ve never been elected in 2016 perhaps it’s time for someone to reoffer #ElonMusk those SUBSIDIES to spill the beans on how he and or his software minions RIGGED the 2024 election for the ungrateful #OrangeKing cuz I believe that #KamalaWon 🤓

Trump is telling the truth. The subsidies are paid by American taxpayers.

The TS platform is a fraud and should not exist, let alone become the boxing ring for two dangerous narcissistic goons hellbent on destruction

Elmo Twittler is clearly an idiot for trusting Trump. I am certain Trump promised him privately something completely different. Now he will be denaturalized and deported!

Who would ever have predicted that 2 such stable, easy-going guys would fall out over a small issue like money?🙃

Here's hoping this pushes Elone over the edge.

And spill the beans on the 2024 election.

He should take a record dose of Ketamine. I'm sure hell be fine....

The pricks are fighting. Again.

Well this should be fun.

IF MUSK WANTS TO STOP THIS BILL HE CAN STILL PERSUADE 3 MEMBERS OF CONGRESS - TO BLOCK IT. ($$$?) AND MAKE THEM HEROES! AND START HIS NEW PARTY PASS THIS ON... SO HE GETS THE IDEA. ( I Refuse to go back on twitter)

This is exactly what I mean about elon overcoming Trump. The more we talk about elon > trump the more fired up Trump gets. He cannot stand that idea, it’s his total weakness.

I've heard ventriloquist's dummies that sounded more intelligent than this orange skin sack of hog vomit.