Like George said, it’s not a lie if YOU believe it.

Hey Speaker Johnson -

I'm disappointed that the bowl of ketchup didn't splatter.

So was I...

Trump and Johnson just exploded the deficit!

If their lips are moving, it's foolishness.

🤣 after adding 4T to the deficit does anyone still believe them?

How much did you raise the debt ceiling??? 4-5 trillion???! All because of tax cuts to billionaires. That is not fiscal responsibility.

NO, YOU ARE NOT

He's going so deep into hell, it's gonna be hell's hell.

The Republican Political Party represents the Criminal Class.

Can we dress that A-hole up like Pinocchio with the nose that grows longer every day?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol! lol! lol! The party of Fiscal responsibility?! The Republican Party consistently proves they don’t care about fiscal responsibility. I have 5 trillion examples just from the Big Fiscally Irresponsible Bill they just passed.

📌

Bruh 🤣

This guy was the inspiration for Pinocchio. What a whopper 😂

I'm convinced he's an android made by elmo. It's about time he went the way of all elmo's products.

Reshizion package? 🤔

😂

He's got his son's porn search on the brain. Tongue-tied thinking about it 😬

😂

Mike Johnson will go down in history as the worst speaker to ever walk the halls of Congress. He’s got skeletons in his closet & it’s time for them to all fall out. www.propublica.org/article/mike...

Awww he thinks he's people

Fucking delusional

This guy is neck and neck with Ted Cruz for “World’s most punchable face.” This fucker reminds me of every smarmy prick, college republican in my MBA classes. The ones who thought business ethics and empathy were for suckers, no meant yes, and Bill Clinton was the harbinger of DOOOOOOOM!!!

Animatronic - breathtaking bullshit. GOP lead Shitocracy - rapey, grifting, fascists.

this is a super big lie, one of thousands of others

😂😂😂😂

He just lies so easily!

They all do. Is that from the classes at Trump U?

Keep in mind that "fiscal responsibility" has always been code for "no money for black people." Remember, they are not speaking English - they are speaking Conservative.

I'm surprised Mike didn't bust out laughing.

🤣😂🤡🤪🤡😂🤣

Question: does he really believe that?

He believes he's a Christian so, yeah, I think he'll believe pretty much anything.

Biggest debt increase in decades

You gotta hand it to them for the bald faced lies…😳😳

What a winning formula: crush revenue, tax the poor and explode the deficit

Truth should matter.

bwahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahaha! NO!

Where? I've yet to see it from y'all any time you're in power or holding us back from any progress.

Even MAGAts are having a hard time believing Mike Johnson's BS

Where? In the Twilight Zone?

This guy has to be on some kind of drugs. He literally is an idiot.

Nope

This is so hard to hear! It is soooo difficult to hear and know that he’s in power.

Farm bankruptcies mean vulture capitalists like Vance can swoop in and get them for pennies on the dollar! Win for the oligarchs!

Plan is going as designed. The rich will end up buying those farms for Penny’s on the dollar. But hey. The exfarmers still have their orange god to adore.

Also, don’t talk about #EPSTEIN or #TrumpEpstein #EpsteinFiles

UNNBELIEVABLE

Joke party of crooks

Bwahahaha

I think he’s confused.

Two words: Fuck Off.

Stupid fucker

This guy needs to fuck all the way off. For real.

Pretty sure if he did that, his son would get an alert about his fuckin (and that’d be neato)

LOL Mike! These MAGAsses are delusional.

That's the joke of the century as those pigs all feed at the trough

You jackasses are adding the debt on the latest bill

By now Johnson should look like Pinocchio.

They are only playing to their idiot base.

Fiscal responsibility.. like campaigning with a pedophile (he has 5 kids) and then covering up crimes for the master pedophile while also spending $45 billion dollars on untrained psychopaths to kidnap citizens.. Matve they need 2 weeks before the responsibility kicks in??

Bluesky desperately needs a "laughing my ass off" response!

Yup. Next to the ❤️ so you don't have to 'like' it. Maybe 🤪 does the tric: 'it's bogus and he/she knows it'

In what universe?

Uh huh🥴

Eggggggzactly!

Money for one's own welfare. That's called corruption!!! #impeachment #fascism #Nazi 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤮🤮🤮

anyone who needs proof there is no god need only look at the Republican party and observe not a one has been turned into a pillar of salt or stuck by lightning

He is lying.

How do these faux Christian fascists not just blow up in smoke from all the lies they spew out on a daily basis?

I thought Speaker Johnson opposed legalized marijuana, because he must be smoking some serious sh*t to make a statement like this

WTF world is he living in when he says they are demonstrating fiscal responsibility?! Unless you mean, lining uber wealthy friends and those who bribe you — At the expense of hardworking Americans. Then yes. 🖕

Added $5 Trillion to the National debt. But, Johnson is willing to lie on TV about it. Simply because Jefferies isn't there to correct him.

Fiscal Responsibility 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He just added 12 days to their month long recess after pushing and passing a bill that harms millions of Americans, gives tax breaks to wealthy, and gives military size funding to ICE He lies like he's breathing Continuously

OMFG THIS GUYYYYYYYY. What a FUCKING joke.

Temu Moses better get used to being really warm.

Congratulations to the Speaker for being able to say that with a straight face.

Where?

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

Bullshit

Mike Johnson’s only job is licking Trumps balls

And if you believe that I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

Is his nose growing?

Recessions & political party of POTUS: Source - Wikipedia

High on his own supply of bullshit!

MAGA Mike the good “Christian” has the leadership of the POTUS who is a felon, rapist pedophile. The GOP is willfully sabotaging the Federal Government and the US economy

Hahahahahahahahah

I think we should start asking them to define certain terms, like “fiscal responsibility” or “2 weeks” or “hoax” or “tariff” because it’s starting to feel like, not only are we on different sides of the political aisle, we’re not even existing in the same reality, where words have meaning.

"fiscal responsibility"

The GOP stands in July 2025 for Guardians of Paedophiles. Their only fiscal responsibility is to the Billionaires backing the cult leader and rapist moron tgump!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Have you looked at the bill you just passed?

🥺🤮

GOP = Gang Of Pedophiles

Johnson was practicing for open stage night at the local comedy club.

I’d like to show that pinhead some physical responsibility. He really needs to be 86’d.

Baby-face lies so easily...he really is living in his own alternate reality..and it ain't pretty.

probably has a dozen young boys buried under his porch

He's such a disingenuous ugly lying bitch.

The GOP has been referred to as a party of pedophiles. And not one Republican has taken offence to that label? Strange isn’t it.

yeah that's why we gav tax breaks to the uber rich and corporations...again that raised the deficit by trillions and stole ur healthcare and food stamps.

Wait a minute! Had to get up from the floor after falling out of my chair laughing 🤣

Speaker Johnson is vying for the 'biggest asslicking liar in existence' title, currently held by an orange bag of gas name drumpf.

Can understand why trump has declared bankruptcy so many times. Instead of supplemental food assistance & healthcare for those that needing it the most, spend it on FOR PROFIT concentration camps. Also lining his own pockets of course.

A toxic poisonous mix of religious zealot and political liar

They added $3 trillion to the deficit already and they haven't even put together next year's budget, yet.

Responsibility? I don’t think that words means what you think it means Mike.

He just forgot to finish his sentence. He meant to say: "...Republicans are the party of fiscal responsibility FOR THE OLIGARCHS."

Has the definition of "fiscal responsibility" changed? Because last I heard, adding billions to the deficit wasn't it.

He is dumb.

Part of fiscal responsibility 😆😂😂😂😂😂

Is Johnson trying out new material for his set? That joke needs additional workshoping

Mike Judas jolly Johnson is a professional liar for his PedoNazi felon 🍊🤥💩. They're paid to lie with taxpayers money. Fiscal responsibility my ass! The GOP added $3.3T in debt for over the next ten years to their Big Ugly Murder Bill. 🤬

Can someone point me to where they are demonstrating fiscal responsibility? I must have missed it. 😯

lol.

Wow.

🤣

The amount of disrespect Republicans have towards normal Americans should be disqualifying

And they, BP and Coca-Cola, want tax-free slave accounts. A pound of other's flesh.

Mike Johnson has bodies in his crawl space....

I seriously believe that could be true, he is evil incarnate.

Just going to leave this here...

Spot the difference quiz, difficulty 5/5: Reichpublican Congressional Caucus list vs List of people with alleged sexual misconduct cases against them.

The lying is second nature.

Bullpucky babbling buffoon!!

Cough,cough....

You just increased the deficit by $4 trillion dollars in order to give some billionaires even more tax breaks. But, sure, bruh.

Debt. But point taken.

Crap…

I just want one anchor to ask how the 24-K gold added to the White House, concreting over the Rose Garden and adding a Ballroom to the White House is fiscally responsible. Just one.

I dont believe the White House gold decor is real ??? The rest will be paid by the real tax payers ????

It's gold foil over the medallions/decor. And we paid for those medallions & the foiling.

It is fascinating that Epstein had the same gold leaf decor in his own house of horrors.

Well that explains it. I never knew that, thanks for sharing!

Good catch!

I repeat “the Trumps are the political version of the Beverly Hillbillies”.

*Mexico will pay for them.

Yeah. 🤣

The republican party is the party of death.

You just want to vomit in his fucking face.

hahaha is he for real?

Striving for the gold medal in mendacity

This d-bag is a troll, nothing more.

Cannot wait to see this little weasel on trail!

Some demonstration of fiscal responsibility.....rampant nepotism, graft and government rip offs.....a lobbyist's fever dream.

Narrator: the Fake Christian is lying as fascist as he can.

And just getting started.

Delusional. They don’t believe in math

They haven't demonstrated that in decades.

Need an AI video with his pants on fire.

It makes you wonder if they truly believe the bullshit that they’re peddling

Haw HAW HAAAWWWW… Only a MAGAt would drool such idiocy…

The party of fiscal responsibility:

$11B for gulags.

😂😂.

😂

🤯 really? Historically, our country has been economically better off under Democratic administrations. Don’t believe me? Look it up!

LOL. 4 trillion in unpaid-for tax cuts….

Siri search for the “give me strength to survive this complete and utter bullshit” emoji!!

Delusional nobody😡

They can't waste millions every week so #PedoPOTUS can golf and claim fiscal responsibility.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell, 1984

Oh, fuck off, do.

They’ve been pushing this lie for centuries

If it wasn't sad & serious matter his statement would be very funny but also insulting to our intelligence.

The Republican Party is the party of Enormous Deficits, not fiscal responsibility. The Republican Party has one set of constituents: Corporations & Billionaires. Every D leader say this daily on every interview.

Speaker Johnson: The Republican Party is the party of fiscal responsibility and we are demonstrating that day after day. Pay no attention to the deficit we exploded behind the curtain.

😂😂😂😂

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By giving billionaires money?? That’s like taking sand to the beach

These swines can never have enough.

The republican party are the party of their own fical responsibility.. fucking over everyone else.. and each and every one of them are demonstrating that day after day... FIXED IT..!

On what planet.

Alternative facts or straight up Lies

The Republican Party is the party of fiscal irresponsibility.

Moses is lying for the golden orange calf

I fucking despise this asshole

Did you just choke on your coffee, too???

Whenever they say such obvious bull💩, these journalists need to start laughing in their faces and call them out for such lies.

That is something I appreciate about the BBC news cast versus our pandering excuse for news. They will call out a boldfaced lie.

Yes, well, it's a lot harder for them to retaliate against foreign journalists in another country than it is for them to pressure US journalists who work for one of their billionaire donors.

Hey, Speaker Johnson: Let's look at Red states vs Blue states, and compare which ones GENERATE more $$$ and which ones TAKE more $$$. That should prove who runs governments better, right?

Johnson has ushered in the biggest debt for the next generations.

Lyin little Johnson.

😅😂😅🤣😂😅if you don’t laugh at the hypocrisy, then you would be crying in anger. So much corruption on this Animal farm. The sheep chorus is sickening. 😳🫣🤬🤢🤢🤢🤢🥴🤮😵‍💫

He's right! He's referring to fiscal responsibility to oligarchs! He's just not clarifying that. See how that works? Sneaky huh?

Another lie from Johnson.

I thought as a decoy Christian Speaker Johnson wasn’t supposed to lie. Note: Auto-correct changed “devout” to “decoy”. I thought it still worked so I kept it.

It’s perfect

Wrong 😑 incorrect answer false statement!!! You can never believe a weasel 

lol

Then why do the deficit and debt increase more under republicans?

I don't know how that fool can say that with a straight face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣