YUP !
YUP !
hasn't managed to do it for gas or groceries yet
Is MAGA stupid or just not paying attention?
Um ... I'm gonna say both .
I overheard an ER secretary ranting to another secretary about how she is furious that a former nurse got surgery to get a penis and try to turn into a man. This was a 60 something granny type. Went on and on to her colleague. This is the drivel and prejudice what drives such folks each day.
Yes. "Stupid" and "not paying attention" aren't mutually exclusive, are they?
Trump is an idiot and if you believe the bullshit coming from his lips, you're an idiot too.
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
This is why MAGA hates education so much. How else will the gullible rubes believe "numbers that weren't even thought possible"?
He’s one crazy MOFO.
He was never good with math...
Who has the most vaporware? Him or Musk?
As usual, the math ain’t mathing.
They're NOT achievable you dopey fucking pedophile!!
So big pharma will pay me ? LOL! He's an idiot
So we’ll get paid to buy stuff?
Honey, let's take a vacation. OK, go fill your Insulin prescription. That should pay for the whole vaca.
You made my morning 😂
Here's another number #25thAmendmentNow!
Math is hard
When you love hearing your voice so much that it reverses to reading the Yellow Pages by itself.
Can’t wait to get sick so I can make some serious coin!
One day someone in his handpicked audience is going to realize what’s happening, stand up, and shriek “this makes no sense! He’s a moron!”
So the pharmaceautical companies will be paying people to take the drugs? Cool. Well done electing this utter moron.
Because they’re not? They’re literally not mathematically achievable? How do you get prices 1000% lower? They pay you 9 times you paid them for the drugs?
He’s not lying. Those ARE numbers not thought to be achievable.
Drug prices will go down 1500%! We love it when drug companies pay us to use their products, don't we folks?
Not possible unless he does what every administration of the past has refused to do, yet every other high income country does: regulate the cost of drugs. Never gonna happen. #BigPhrma and #Healthcare are biggest lobbies in the federal government.
Just by this post I question your PhD
I literally can't even with that buffoon in that room.
"Numbers not thought to be achievable" Fair enough, my man.
Both difficult AND impossible!
Look, if you take meds, they will pay you - with that money you are able to buy grosseries. Maybe in TrumpFuckistan
Hell yeah I’m going to start taking $200 drugs so the pharmaceutical companies can pay $2800.
Sooo...the pharmacy is going to pay me 10x what the price of the drug used to be?
Trump: “I’ll make a deal so great, they’ll be paying us TRILLIONS of dollars.”
Oh isn't that nice. In other words, Johnson and Johnson and Eli Lilly will pay us to use their drugs.
He's talking about gree drugs. E.g. If a drug costs $ 100. Less 1000% would be minus $ 900. 600% = -$ 500 etc. GIBBERISH. YES, TRUMP MATH. This, Ladies & Germs is how you bankrupt a casino.
S/B. Free. Sorry
I'd receive a huge payment every time I need insulin and everything that goes with having diabetes, but there's nothing he could offer me to get me to support him and his policies. I refuse to sell my body and soul to him.
What drug is this pedo sniffing up his nose?
Look at his dilated eyeballs.
Adderall
Cocaine. Like every other lie, bets this is too. The show the Apprentice people said he was doing cocaine, so? It just looks wrong to need to be drug tested as a seated president.
Sure, in 2 weeks
We’re going to get prices so low they are going to have to invent new numbers to describe how incredibly low these numbers can get so 1000 or 500 or whatever percent will, when you really look at it, in the long run, save like a gajillion percent
Trump should be euthanized.
He's like the guy at the nursing home...the one in the corner mumbling to himself. Nobody's barely paying attention anymore.
Keep paying attention. He’s got more than one person semi-thinking in his head.
😂
Also Trump: math is hard!
I'm terrible at math, and even I know this doesn't make any sense.
Trump is a stone cold moron. Why are we putting up with this.
He is just a walking, talking example of why we desperately need a functioning Dept of Ed.
His brain is tapioca pudding
July 15th
Get ready for a recession folks, it’s coming. This dipshit is making sure of it.
We’re gonna put tariffs on all the pharmaceuticals, folks. Then I’m gonna reduce the price of drugs by 1500%, it’s a special talent I have. [ok grandma let’s go back to the home dot jpeg]
He’s so good at numbers.
Note to the 🍊💩 it’s impossible to go beyond 100%. And at 100% the drugs companies give it for free that means they’re not making any money to survive. The special talent you’re mentioning seems to be bankrupting
If it is not 5040% I don't want it...
Curious how many people that liked this post understand the significance of that specific number as it was a pretty niche & pretty poor joke...
You can totally see how he lost his casinos.
This is what happens when you pay people to take your school exams.
Sounds kinda like price controlling, but the guy doesn't have any control over his own mouth
When?
So, the drug companies are going to pay ppl massive amounts to take their drugs? These percentages don’t even make sense. What a moron! But of course the lowest educated of his base will be praising him as god. Not even thought achievable b/c they aren’t!!!
I just posted same response before i saw yours! 😆
I knew someone would post it, so I just read a few comments and liked them.
Sometimes my replies are knee jerk reactions.
Right?! Maybe I should consider going on some medications as a side hustle. 🤔
Fucking dope.
Because there is no such number...
1500%??? Meaning... they would PAY ME to take them? Because anything less than 100% means... 🤡🤡
Does he have even one functioning brain cell?
He has at least one
Lying.
Please get him in the psych ward of Walter Reed. I hear they have a nice Presidential suite ready for him. Do Melania a favour.
His uncle was an MIT prof - so Donald has the best math, the best numbers. Nobody knows numbers like he does. Believe me.
Awesome. What policy proposal will house republicans put forth and how soon can we expect that. Also, what is 1500% off 15 dollars… or off 150 dollars….
So THEY PAY me for drugs? This man is one dumb motherfucker
Lunatic.
Donald Trump is proof that if you market yourself well, you can continuously fail upwards for the rest of your life bc they'll always be someone willing to buy your horseshit!
What the fuck is he talking about? His brain is absolute mush at this point. Oh, but Biden!!
Two weeks everyone. Drug companies will be paying you to take their drugs. Two weeks!
Down more than 100%, you say? So you show your prescription at CVS, and they hand you your meds plus a stack of cash. I’m very much on board with this very plausible plan.
Me too. And I’m gonna get my doctors to start prescribing me the brand name drugs. I can make more more than with generics. I love this plan.
This is how a stable genius operates!
Yes, dumb ass, those numbers are not achievable.
Those are indeed numbers no one thought were achievable.
The egg prices that DJT said dropped 50% in April (to prices of 40 years ago)…didn’t happen. Eggs might’ve stabilized to $3.99-$4.99 for local…but still up $3/average since 2019. But I’m looking forward to to a 1500% decrease in drug prices, where companies are paying us all for our prescriptions
Release the Epstein files!
Oh good grief, they’re going to be paying me to take drugs?
A type of math you only could learn at Trump University. So hard to understand, that only Trump himself was able to master it. He also discovered that everybody else was learning "fake math" all the time.
@deardean22.bsky.social Talk about using language!!! Is this moron making the pharma companies pay us to take their 💊? What is he saying?
What?! He’s high. He’s gotta be high
He said 2 different times 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ @acyn.bsky.social has both clips.
To be fair he’s always high. 😒
Brain goo.
It’s okay. MAGA can’t math.🧮
“Somebody nobody”?
“This is somebody nobody else can do” …
He uses a “certain talent”. Blackmail, coercion, threats of lawsuits… He’s a low life rapist thug.
They're not achievable, or possible for that matter.
He looks rough. Hopefully, all this shit kills him tonight.
Trump is a complete nutter.
Because…they’re not?
Mathematically*
😵💫
I'm going to spend 5000% of my paycheck on necessities. I'm going to lower my mortgage by 3000%. "Hey genius, you can't lower a number more than 100% because it's zero at 100%" -But I'm a great businessman and everyone will fear me. Greatest 6 months in history of our country.
sure big boy. in two weeks right?
At a price reduction of 1000 percent, the price on a $100.00 item will become -$900.00. That is NEGATIVE $900.00 !!! Donny Demounted is a broken kook! bro has little understanding of any subject, except pathetic lechery and child abuse. Strongly in the running for worst human ever.
OMG they are going to pay me to take drugs????
In Russia, drug companies pay YOU!
Oh, I believe it. But what he didn't mention is that first they're raising their prices by 2000%.
well...he's right about that. they are not achievable.
Some prices were down until this asshole came and wrecked everything.
So they'll be paying us for the drugs we use?
Trump giving stats and estimates: bsky.app/profile/elec...
bsky.app/profile/sund...
Literally not achievable unless you are paying folk to take them
Drug companies are going to pay me to take their drugs because Donald Trump is a pedophile who raped girls with Jeffrey Epstein?
I'm sure even some Republicans have this response everytime he talks... Like OMG.... Tell me he didn't...
Dear god..... Imagine for just one second if those exact words had been uttered by Biden. EVERYONE would be losing their minds... HE'S SENILE... HE'S LOST THE PLOT... 25TH AMENDMENT... How does this cunt get away with it?
He’s just spewing random numbers; with zero qualification. I mean; he, Don Jr and 🚀 guy can probably attest to those numbers of drugs; am sure, for other reasons (certainly not for price reductions). 😒❄️🤷🏻♀️ Anyone seen ‘Dr’ Ronny recently? 😬
You should release 2680% of the #EpsteinFiles Donald.
the #EpsteinFiles mysteriously hanged themselves in the evidence locker. The GOP is absolutely screwed because they can neither trivially prove Trump's innocence nor quickly prove his guilt & at least stop the damage to the brand. Because they must protect William Barr and his real secrets
8647%
What are you two trying to cover up? He needs to release the full 9000%.
🤣
I need to get on some prescription meds, stat!
Get the net!
What an imbecile!
So, does this mean Big Pharma will actually pay US for the meds? 🤣🤣🤣
I don't even trust this man with a goldfish. Also... wouldn't past 100% mean pharmacy's would be paying us? Good luck on that.
Wow. I will be paid to take medicines. This is indeed impressive. 😳
And yet 400 Billion to Israel a year to accomplish genocide all in the name of trump
1500%, or next week's uptick in assaults on ice
Has Wharton (and he DID NOT go to Wharton in its current iteration, but still) asked for its degree back yet?
Just pulling random numbers out of his ass. what a fucking lunatic.
“Brilliant Businessman” who can’t figure out simple math.
@jaketapper.bsky.social anything?
While adding massive tariffs on pharmaceuticals produced overseas, which, well, is a lot of them. These two things do not go together... and no one is surprised.
The same guy who reversed the cost of insulin back to full price, just because Biden achieved lowering and capping the cost? He has zero regard for any other being beyond himself. Even his kids are projections of HIM. I bet he has no idea what his grandchildren’s names and when their birthdays are.
“Numbers there are not thought to be achievable… 1000%, 1500%…” I swear we lose IQ points trying to make sense of his math. $100 prescription times 1500%…equals…let me check my math… = big fat fucking lie
^*that
I hear that as "we will be giving the customer that extra 1400% back because that is the savings we have given you," but *rump will never think about poor people. The only story from his friends about this is a "fat" guy that has billions complaining that ozempic is getting too cheap.
In Trump America, drug company pays you!
Cool, they’ll be paying me when I pick up a prescription.
Tell em trumps said so and demand it. Seriously. A lot of pharmacists are rightwing loons. Make them suffer a tirade about how President dumpy promised they would pay you for all medicines.
They’ll be paying you numbers the likes of which nobody has ever seen. Millions and millions of dollars they’ll be paying you. Billions. Billions and billions of dollars. You’ll have so many dollars you’ll beg them to stop paying you. Make prescriptions great again.
Trillions of dollars .
“Trillions”, it means a lot of billions. A number the likes of which nobody has seen before.
As long as I don’t have to say “thank you, sir” with tears in my eyes.
Nailed it!
😂😂😂
😆
He's right, no one can do that.
Because they are not achievable
Welcome to the administration that destroyed science, medicine, and the Dept of Education. We obviously don't need them.
Even mathematicians never thought this was achievable.
Previously it cost me $5 NOW the drug company actually pays me $75 because of this %1500 discount
I wish this were a joke because it’s actually funny
What a babbling fuck.
And he’s on the Epstine list
Yep! And he's nauseating.
What a moron!🤦♀️
If his blood stopped pumping, it would take a week before anyone can tell the difference.
Facts. The orange spray paint would for sure hide the signs of rigor morris.
And he probably wouldn’t smell any different
I want 100% of the Epistein files released
I’m reeeeeaaalllly starting to think he doesn’t understand numbers
Gramps has lost his shit…
If he uses numbers, it’s a lie.
Right after he imposes a 200% tariff on Rx drugs.
Numbers that don’t even exist! We will invent new numbers to show how much we are getting the prices down! We have the best numbers!
Who is going to do this? The House just checked out until after Labor Day because they couldn’t handle the Trumpstein files. Bobby Jr doesn’t appear to like any legal drugs, so doubt he’s onboard. Is Donold going to send tariff-style letters to the drug companies? Check back in two weeks I guess.
He will have them sending you both the money and the drugs. 🤷♂️
You have to remember that his MAGA base are morons. They will see nothing out of sorts with this dipshittery.
Numbers, how do they even work?
He’ll make it happen in 2 weeks.
With those percentages, the drug companies would be paying us to use their drugs. He is so fuckin stupid.
Art of the deal .. 😏
😂😂😂
Nobody knows more about percentages than me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This literally made me wheeze. 🤣
these are not the epstein files. 🤔
Yeah, he's lying.
"I'm a mathemagician"
How soon will we get Vance?
He Is Insane
We will pay you to get insulin. It’ll be the most beautiful insulin anyone’s ever seen.
I keep hoping I’ll wake up and find out this was all just a bad dream.
Like Bobby in the shower in Dallas?
I’m old enough to get that reference
Put this sundowning fuckface in a home.
Wow! So the pharmaceutical companies are going to give me the drugs for free PLUS pay me to thousands of $$$ to take them. No one questions Dear Leader says the American Fascist Party!
Ugh....will he never shut up?????
Maybe the day he dies. But even after he died, we’ll have to kill his mouth separately—probably still running on pure ego.
Banishing spells, exorcisms, salting his properties...
The really depressing thing is how many "serious" people are going to pretend this is a normal/brilliant thing for a very smart person to say.
What does he think 100% means? What could 1000% possibly mean?
Only a 6 yr old on the playground could explain it. Trump: “Oh yeah? I’ll lower the prices 1000 times infinity %!
You pick up a wad of cash w your prescription
I really wonder what he thought he meant. I know he's dumb, but I never imagined he didn't understand percents.
he bankrupted. casinos. he was always dumber than dirt, now he’s also dementing, fast.
This is the guy that never tipped a server.
For real, though. That might be it.
Well to be fair, a 1000% reduction IS something I didn't think was achievable 😆
What do y'all think the odds are Trump would legalize THC as a massive distraction? Get Norml to put up some helpful billboards. Something to suggest that stoned people don't think about Epstein and he should legalize and see what happens. No promises. Just a pseudoscience conspiracy for him to eat.
The fact that he says things like this and MAGA cheers, is yet another reason why people think they are stupid. Good grief!
The fact that they are stupid is why people think they're stupid.
Winner of the Internet this morning
“You’ll be getting paid for your prescriptions. So beautiful. And no more Epstein, okay? Ok.”
And this idiot wants to tell Harvard what they can teach!!
New math
Math is hard.
He’s fucking “CRAZY”!!! WTF
It’s almost like he’s making numbers up! He’s never done that! 🙃
What does that even mean?
Come get your daily dose of stupid sauce, you farcical fiscal conservatives...
Math for the stupid “MAGAts”.
So, drug companies will be PAYING US to use their drugs! This idiot is no genius.
Dumber than a rock.
20% sounded too weak for him. 1500%, now that's truly impressive!
They'll be paying us for our medications
You have to cross to the left of the 0 in the number line to achiever these imaginary numbers.
Math has never been his strong suit.
Fucking idiot
I wanted to say something clever, but this captures it.
...that's a SM thing of beauty, iyam.
Ohmygah 😆 perfect 👌
One thing Jeff COULD do was accounts, as a blackmailer or a pimp or a 'financier' he could do the math, and he always said Trump was innumerate; that he couldn't read a balance sheet.
Integers, they will pay you half a million dollars to to get chemo.
This is how this will work. 1. We will piss off all the scientists and feeling unwelcome, they will leave for the countries that have thrown out the welcome mat. 2. Canada, Germany and the others will invent and produce the drugs. 3. We will charge our people 50% more by adding tariffs. 4. Winning!
In two weeks, right?
I'm so fucking tired of his bullshit
No wonder he bankrupted a casino.
Did he take his pumpkin carriage to the ball after his press conference?
What can you do at this point but laugh at his stupidity? 😂
And await Father Time and Mother Nature, both of whom have been taking their sweet old time, but are finally ratcheting the ailments and degeneration.
Is that before or after conservative Christians offer their kids up for trump to rape.
This is so f'ing stupid, only MAGAts believe it.
So they'll pay us to take drugs, got it
Math was never his strong suit.
Narrator: That’s because those numbers aren’t achievable.
You can’t lower prices that much or they’d be paying people to take them. This guy is a moron.
This 🍊🤡is dumb!