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i heard someone say ghislaine maxwell will be the 1st to get her star placed in the rose garden concrete bed of fame

Who is he fucking Yelp?

A concrete terrace is called the rose garden, that’s about right

Which means he knows he’s not getting great reviews on the rose garden

"They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot"

The parking lot?

Just wait until he sees how great the reviews are for "Trump Dies on Golf Course"

Great reviews? Jackie's roses have been replaced by golden Trump penises.

Truth = opposite of everything out of his mouth. That rose garden reno sucks.

It's a party of "destruction of the old system". Of course they are getting good reviews.

From who? I'm incredibly sad about it. The metaphor isn't lost on me. Hate that rapist piece of shit, more every single day.

The rose-less garden he means.

You mean that concrete slab yeah it looks great. It’s square and level. That’s just about it. First thing we should do as we take the White House get rid of that piece of shit.. I like green and grass not concrete.

Say the participants of his asslicking contest

Has anyone seen Melania since the paving has been completed?

What it will look like by the time he is done.

Soon to be named the Garden of the Guillotines

What rose garden? It’s a cement patio.

Reviews? Like movie reviews? He's a loonytune cartoon of a President. I mean, he makes up good reviews from the cacophony of horse laughs to outrage over the fiscal hypocrisy at the idea of a $200 million frigging ballroom. Just because he doesn't like tents on the White House lawn.

People are going to roast on that slab.

It’s no longer a rose garden. It’s a slab of concrete you POS.

No, you are not.

makes me think of all the true crime shows where the guilty partner concretes over the scene of a crime

No you’re not.

They changed paradise and put up a parking lot 🎶

How could you get great reviews from a beautiful rose garden to white rocks what a idiot

TACO Trump is an idiot. Who replaces a rose garden with a concrete slab? What a clown.🤡

No you're snot... www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

WTF are you talking about? Everybody hates your botched job. Makes Melania's nightmare before Xmas decorations look brilliant.

Next President needs to call this BS and put the Rose Garden back to normal. This shit has got to go

“Highest rated parking lot in DC. “

"The Rose Garden?"...It's now a Cold, Stark Cement Parking Lot!... Guess Muskrat can bring all those Unsold Teslas back to the White House and park them in what was once the " Beautiful Rose Garden!"... Everything Dump touches turns to SHIT!

He turned the rose garden into Minecraft

"Great reviews" Its a slab of concrete with awkwardly placed patio furniture on it. What is there to review? Lol Donald Trumps distraction parking lot..

I will vote for anyone that promises to rip up the concrete slab and knock down the banquet hall.

Obviously, the Epstein files are buried under the concrete slab that used to be the Rose Garden.

"We're going to be lowering prescription drug prices 1200, 1300 even 1400 percent..." I guess people will be getting paid to take their meds now! 😂

Somebody owes me $ 1,500!

It is so dumb. Can't he hear himself?

He’s still calling it a garden?

He’ll say it so many time, his MAGA cult followers will believe it’s a rose garden.

Nope

"We're gonna change the name to the 'THORN garden.'"

It looks like a demolition site and causing more heat retention with cement. Experts have known for 200 yrs 1 degree heat increase 🟰 7% moisture retention in a cloud. Jesus ain’t coming back to save us from Big Oil greed. God helps those who help stop republi

Looks like something a Russian escort would design.

The Epstein files are probably under it.

Along with Jimmy Hoffa!

Nah... Jimmy's in a NJ expressway somewhere.

Translation: "Everybody hates the stone garden, I haven't heard a single nice thing about it."

What he isn't telling you is that all the good reviews are coming from "Ghastly Concrete Construction, Inc."

What rose garden? I thought all the roses were removed?

What’s there to review…it looks like a parking lot.

🎵🎶 They paved paradise and put up a parking lot 🎶🎵

If you like Soviet Brutalist.

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Don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone ❤️

❤️

That you can say about the entire Trump Presidency

Almost. He never seems to go and noone really cares if he's gone

From whom? Concrete Daily? Pavement of the Month Club?

From who?.....wait....don't tell me..... Those "lots of people" that nobody else sees and exist only in that festering rats' maze of a brain of yours.... Right?

It’s no longer a garden

If Jackie Kennedy came back from the dead and she saw what happened to her Rose garden, she would haunt that orange motherfucker.

My review of the rose garden: Respectfully? Ass.

Great reviews from me, myself and I. I hope Jackie is haunting him!

No one likes that he paved over history. He’s an abomination.

He’s not dead yet?

From?

It looks like a concrete patio… because god forbid a garden should have grass

What's most funny about this flip from Green to White, besides the symbolism, is that no one will now be able to go out onto the Patio without sunglasses. I'll bet on sunny days it's eyewateringly blinding. At least the green grass was soothing on the eyes.

Had something to do with Trump’s deep empathy for women in high heels... Or so I’ve heard. Apparently, the Rose Garden would get a little mushy at times (you know, after rainfall) and this was profoundly distressing to the president responsible for the deaths of millions around the world.

What if those women had to wear flats! That is NOT The Maga uniform of sleeveless shift dress and high heels and straight long hair parted in the middle. And lips.

The lips act as floatation devices in case they continue sinking into the lawn.

So Melania complained about it… those stilettos can be problematic

I can only imagine. How women manage to walk about in those horridly cruel (but sexy-looking; let’s all admit it) shoes has always fascinated me. So yes, tramping about in wet grass w/ high-heels would be like adding insult to injury, but the solution is not to pave over the Rose Garden!

Not really comparable... heels would be so much worse. But I get the general drift.

I suggested an alternative to paving the rose garden…

I was being facetious :)

Took it in that spirit. 👍

Just FYI — In grass, You walk on tiptoe & don’t put any weight on your heels.

Funny how it didn’t bother and there were no complains from any previous First Lady since it was installed.

"...tramping about in wet grass w/ high-heels would be like..." Aerating grass

They never forgot when Jill Biden undid Melania's terrible make over if the rose garden si this time they thought they could make a permanent change. They will be proved wrong the day we can get him out of office.

Somehow, I just don’t see Obama as a guy who really knows how to operate a jackhammer. Like any of us do...

So build some stone paths through it, moron.

Gives me a product idea. Little attachments on the stiletto points, to give a snow-shoe effect walking on lawns. They'd help keep your stilettos on the lawn, rather than sinking in, so I'd call them stil-lawn-its.

Anyone who understands the mob, and Hoffa, and cement, understands where Trump should be.

Bet he knows where Hoffa is

Nah! He isn't good enough at keeping secrets.

His former bodyguard is accused of being the one to have killed Jimmy Hoffa. So, yeah...

I agree

Who Is buried in all that cement?

serial liar again

From concrete lobby

The Shitkickers Memorial Slab

Cement contractors across DC rejoice.

YOU'RE FIRED.......

"I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden." Who knew these lyrics would be ahead of its time.

I doubt it

😳

Fantastic parking lot

No roses, no plants, just cement. Once a national treasure ripped up and destroyed for no reason but his ego while MAGA cheers on - a metaphor for America.

Yes Dear Leader. Everybody loves it. It’s the most magnificent thing ever constructed. Rivals the Parthenon.

That banquet hall?

It looks like 💩

Someone came up to him with tears in their eyes, told him it is the best ever rose garden with no roses or flowers.

From who? A Tesla?

Rose garden reviews? Sounds like a fancy mess far away from our cozy trash piles. Let the humans fuss; we’ll keep climbing shiny trees!

Reviews? From whom?

It’s a parking lot. A garden has plants. A rose garden has roses.

I think they may have enlarged the the boom room Tiffany has a baby now 🤔 got a make room for everyone one

Pretty sure you can’t technically call it a Rose Garden anymore. Cement Garden?

rfk jr better watch out because trump is killing everything kennedy

Everyone loves a concrete garden.

Narrator: They weren't.

I don’t think he’s getting great reviews on anything

Trump is getting great reviews from other liars about how good he is at lying. Then again, those reviews are from liars, so.

"It just came out" from the backside of a horse.

A “review” equals anyone in earshot saying anything positive.

I don’t have my reading glasses on but the helicopter looks gold to me. It’d be hilarious if he has his transportation covered in gold paint.

Great reviews for the concrete vendor? Wait till he stiffs them.

Ugh.

Doesn’t be mean the concrete slab

Reviews? FROM WHO?

From who? Concrete aesthetic reviewers? JFC the self delusion is never ending.

Who the heck is he talking about?? It's about as attractive as Ivana's burial spot on his golf course!!!🤬🤬🤬

It's a fucking patio...

No, I don’t think you are!

#Distractor-in-Chief Trump's trying everything to distract from the Epstein scandal.

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Really? I think it’s awful. First Melania got rid of the beautiful flowers, and now it looks like a parking lot.

True to his mob boss stylings, he’s clearly buried some bodies and concreted over them. Maybe the Epstein files are buried there?!?

Where can I review the Rose Garden? I couldn’t find it on Yelp.

From the Big Concrete Lobby

From fucking who???

Every single reporter had a chance to do what many of us would have happily done to Hitler...

Yea, from his sycophants. Everyone else thinks it's fucking hideous.

Star Rating - 👎👎👎👎👎

You mean the pavement garden …

I would vote for a rose garden, too. Bit, not for a ridiculous ballroom. Reject fascism! Revolution is now or never! 🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦🌈🟧🌍🩸💙

Maybe from these guys...

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On the concrete garden, he means

All white, just like he/they want America to be...

😳😳😳

That comparison is disrespectful to honest sex workers. Melania sold herself to a pedo and has been turning a blind eye the whole time.

She was unfortunately a victim of Trump and Epstein in the beginning. She should have run long ago.

I don’t think she has ever been a victim

Run away, you mean...

Melania was a grown woman when she met trump and Epstein. She was not a victim. She was a participant.

It looks like a filled in swimming pool

It's not a rose garden anymore, it's a friggin' pavement.

End Citizens United, Super Pacs and Lobbying. As a few got richer, they simply bought the US government. Now 99% are bound by law but not protected while the 1% are protected by law but not bound by it. Divide and conquer politics keeps the 99% fighting, opening the door to the police state.

Isn't it the FORMER Rose Garden?

Fat fuck liar

Fuck him for destroying Jackie's Rose Garden!!!

One day, will someone grow a pair and tell him GFY?

What garden? Is he talking about his patio?

No. I must save some of my screams for Monday.

Fruit loop 🙄

Rapist.

Another lie

If good review means people are depressed by looking at it yes

Trump can say the job numbers are fake. Epstein’s a hoax. Obama committed treason. But, calling a parking lot a rose garden is a bridge too far.

What Rose Garden? He turned it into an ugly concrete pad.

Trump-speak translation: America thinks it sucks and can't wait to un-do it.

It’s a fucking slab of cement!

What rose garden? No roses that I can see

Who u asking asshole

Asshat....

I’m sure KKKaroline is reviewing positively on yelp once she removes her lips from the Cheeto sphincter.

Not outside of your sniveling inner circle, you're not.

Lots of people raving about concrete ! He is insane !

Where's the grass and flowers?! All paved over to look like an upscale parking garage!

Irony abounds. You realize this schmuck will spend tens of thousands on big planters & artificial turf? Typical, remove plants & grass, then bring fake stuff. He's a third-rate schmuck.

I'm just waiting to see if he brings out some gross and tacky gold chairs!

What a crock of crap! Trump ruined the Rose garden! He got rid of the grass and flowers and paved it all over! It looks like the floor of an upscale parking garage!

The Roseless Garden

Yes Concrete Magazine gave it five stars and only critique was why isn’t there gold leaf involved.

The only great reviews he gets are in his demented head.

You're full of shit

How do we speed up the decline?

"We're getting great reviews on the concrete slab."

🤢

It looks like a parking lot.

Bull💩

No you’re not.

So many lies! It hurts my head even when the sound is muted and all I see are his lips moving. What the fuck did we do to deserve this fucking asshole?

Yada yada yada... the likes of which have never been seen... blah blah blah. Go to bed grandpa.

Where are they roses? It’s a paved patio now.

and no one shouted "from who?"

Every thing is reviews and ratings. Not the right thing or the most cost effective.

From Fox News

That abomination, alone, ought to have sent both of them to prison.

It looks lie a cheap parking lot with a table and umbrella. But then there was never any class with this family. They always lived on the fringes with the wealthy. Most ppl took a small drink with them, then ran away as fast as they could...

It’s no longer a garden.

Everything about him is reviews, and fraudulent ones at that…

What a stupid asshole

From where! The Cement Consortium?

We are still calling it a rose garden when it’s a slab of concrete?

Fool

It reminds me of a Joni Mitchell song, Big Yellow Taxi 'Take Paradise and put up a parking lot'

He thinks “The Slab” will make the cover of Better Homes and Gardens!

This is what it should be called: the slab. The slob’s fucking slab.

They took all the trees and put 'em in a tree museum And charged all the people a dollar and a half just to see 'em. . Thus spake the prophet.

How can you even call it a garden anymore? It's. A. Fucking. Patio.

When #trumplardo cements over a garden it may be time to check #MissingPersons. Dig it up. Find the bodies.

What rose garden? Your trophy wife butchered it, along with its symbolism, then you paved it over like the complete Vulgarian you are. Get these MAGA hillbillies outta the White House!

Great reviews...like it's a TV show.

Who from?

tells you he knows everyone hates it. Its always projection and lies always. Fucking pedo.

No. No you’re not.

Dumbass. It looks like a tacky parking lot. Destroying America from within one step at a time. Dirty felon 🍇ist pedo 🐖man. And his mouth looks like a butthole when he talks. ☆☆☆☆☆☆▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ☆☆☆☆☆☆▅▅ EPSTEIN FILES!!! ☆☆☆☆☆☆▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅ ▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅▅

They can clean it w/ the Italian broom.

🤮

What rose garden? It’s now looks like a carpark

It's vulgar.

He lies about every single thing.

You dismantle md and destroy Jackie Kennedy’s ROSE GARDEN you frickin moron LOSER

I doubt it.

From the concrete company?

From the voices in his feeble head

Names Donny or it didn’t happen.

WHAT FUCKING ROSE GARDEN?

More lying of course

From who you scum bag?

What rose garden? It’s cement.

It is a sad looking disaster. It looks like a tasteless piece of crap!

Yes, we all loooooove concrete roses, you moron. 🙄

Dude, it’s gone.