what is she giggling about?

So … Is he planning to give Alaska to Putin?

taint that the truth!

Hahaha

Dementiataco

I hope he falls out a window.

Yay! I hope he gets the penthouse floor at his hotel.

Can see it from Sarah Palin’s house.

That sound bite is playing on a loop in Russia! Since 1994 they taught the russians they loaned it to USA for 100 years! USA fails to give it back!

What's Blondi smiling about?

Wait. This dope thinks he's going to Russia? ALSO, EPSTEIN FILES

Is Alaska EPSTEIN now Russia?

Uh oh, he tipped his hand. He's giving Alaska to Putin.

So that's Trump's agreement on exchanging territory

Is he...uh, is he planning to give Alaska to Putin as an incentive to stop the war against Ukraine? Is that what he means by "going to Russia?"

He's so proud he's a puppet for Putin.

Ghaaaahh

Excuse me, what?

Are they staying? Because that would be the real big thing and I'd fully support it.

May be Alaska is a part of the land swap.

Hey trump, study geography, you stupid motherfucker.

Education matters.

I’m sick to my stomach again. This is one of the dumbest men I’ve ever seen. He holds power in our country.

Or bringing Russia policing policies here?

Ffs.

We should all be gravely concerned about this. Doddering Don can't even get his travel plans right and he wants to negotiate with Putin? He's a fool, which makes us all fools.

Out the window, Vlad! Come on you evil motherfucker! Do one good thing with your life.

Whoopsie...did Trump give Alaska back to Russia? Has anyone told Sarah Palin?

He is going to sell Alaska to Putin...

Maybe he actually is going to Russia, to seek asylum. 🤞🏻

He sounds so old and stupid like a weak pedophile

Probably cuz he is.

He is!

And yet he still has so much power.

He is low energy pervert.👹

Not sure if the dementia made him forget that he sold Alaska back to Putin or if it makes him believe he legitimately will be in Russia, but it's progressed enough we should be hearing about his role with Epstein from his own lips soon.

Yes you are grandpa. Right after you go to bed.

He might as well go to Wakanda…🙄🙄

#IHDY? 🇺🇸

Arrest the pedophiles!

His face when he said “we’re going to Russia” is the happiest I’ve ever seen him.

How can you not listen Trump over a period of time at this press conference and not come away with the fact that he is whacked totally mentally ill. He is nuts.

Come on, he just misspoke. He meant to say, "We're going to BECOME Russia." Or maybe "We're going to suck Russia's dick. It's not going to be a big thing."

everywhere I read Trump is a bad man, a authoritarian dictator basically, But I hear no one saying a goddam thing about the 77 million voters identified with this dementia man. No One Republican House & Senate SCOTUS The Billionaires Wall Street Project 2025 Christian White Nationalists Why?

He is a traitor

An idiot speaks, sheesh

Permanently? To live!? 😃 I’m happy to help with the packing!

Thinking the same thing!

I wish he was going to Russia. Maybe they'd keep him.

If Biden had confused Russia with AK .. "Thank you for your attention to this matter". The Best Words. bsky.app/profile/opsa...

I feel pretty certain that putin has already reminded him that Alaska used to be russia. You know, the same way he talks about #Ukraine

trump is going to be confused when everyone speaks English

He said he's going to Russia a couple of times.

What if he sells Alaska to Putin money talks with The 80 old man and it's hush hush 😯 😒

Does Murkowsi have a comment yet, it appears she is now out of a job and is living in Russia?

He is going to blow EVERYTHING UP!

What a fucking idiot

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The entire trump regime are Russian assets.

“Good dog.”

Pam Bondi looks like she just ate a bug. She is fighting so hard not to correct him.

Can he count to ten???

Pretty sure in his addled brain he has already given his buddy Alaska…

trump to Putin: “I’ll give you Alaska if you get me the Nobel peace prize.”

Someone better get 🍊💩🤡 a sharpie so that he can fix all the maps

Look at Pammy B on stage smiling over at Trump like a wanna-be Eva Braun.

We want to swap our #1 American Traitor for 3 United States citizens. Swap Donald Trump for: Mark Fogle, Michael Travis Leak, and Gordon Black who have been wrongfully "detained" in Russia. We want our citizens. We want to give away our #1Traitor Trump Trump is putrid,a traitor, & corrupt as h4!!

I’m sure the best thing that will come out of that trip is new peepee tapes

Oh, Mango Man forgot to mention...

What about his ex pilot reporting the number of times he flew don’s plane to Epstein island!

…just get in the car. We’ll get there when we get there.

I hate him!!!!!

X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000++++

Exactly!

A very dangerous man who suffers from dementia!

Where's Jake Tapper?

ask him what contiguous means

Maybe he means Trump Inc is coming to a Russian City in the near future, if Putin gets what he wants.

So Alaska is in Russia?

No at the time the Russians sold it because it was too costly and distant to control it, the Tsar was Alexander II who was Russia's only remotely liberal ruler, also no one knew about its mineral resources so it was easy for them to part with it

Am aware of the history, was just being sarcastic.

It's cool, sadly Alex was murdered and any chance of reforms died with him since his death made his son and grandson Alex III and Nicholas nasty acting, this renewed disregard for human life continued with the Soviets and current regime in Russian, sucks since I'm distantly related to them 😐

No you can just see it from Sarah Palin’s house.

So Alaska is now part of Russia? Was that part of the deal Murkowski made to sell us all down the river?

Does he actually think he is going to Russia?? Is that what his handlers have told him 😆 🤣

The media is failing us by not having non stop coverage of how addled the brain of this dotard is.

Will he stay there please?

Is that the second time he said that?

Yes

Still Alaska...for now

Awwww he has his own Vanna White, how adorable.

Go to Russia. Go.

He's going to give Alaska back to Russia. Hope Murkowski is proud.

"I am disappointed my GOP colleagues did not tell me to sell my house before they gave it to Russia."- Lisa probably

😂💯

🔥😂🔥

Trump is headed to the TACO Summit.

Please go. And stay there.

RUSSIA KEEP HIM KEEP HIM We do not want him back. And did you see the smile on his face saying it, he was SO PROUD. Europe, beware, Europe take care, Europe Beware. 👀

Trump fails another cognitive test!

Look at Bondi smiling at the rapist, pedo, bigot like he's her hero.

Don't anybody give Trump a sharpie, He will give away Alaska to Russia now....

Putin already told him it was originally part of Russia.

Does Trump mean he’s giving the US to his buddy Putin?

What an idiot. The real news would be if people started telling him the truth right out front. If the reporters called him out.

The legacy media continues to normalize his obvious dementia. He could walk into a cabinet meeting with no pants on and they'd say he "made a bold fashion choice."

home of the pee tapes

He’s gonna be disappointed when he can’t see Red Square.

Guess we gave Alaska to Russia at some point.

. Trump repeats what Putin told him. There are plenty of banners in Russia which say "Alaska is ours!" 👇

Why? WHY?? WHY is he going to russia again?????? Precisely WHAT IS HE PLANNING that will make this visit stand out from the other visits? What is he wanting to DO to the people of the Divided States when he waddles through and away from the airport upon his arrival??

Ahem. He is not going to Russia. He is going to Alaska to meet up with the President of Russia. But in Donakd’s warped mind, Alaska likely already _is_ Russia, since Pootie has said he believes it should be returned to Mother Russia, so Donakd’s mouth said “Russia” instead of Alaska.

Yes, thank you, I just saw an article that clears that up. Color me corrected. 👍☺️

Now if we could only correct Agt. Krasnov…

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I can’t even look at his face any more. He does that cats ass thing with his lips and I want to throw up. When you see it, you can’t unsee it. You are welcome.

I've been saying this for years. His puckered pie hole spews shit from his face. I can't stand to look at him!

I can’t tolerate his voice either. That nasally mafia rapist treason whinge. Stick a cork in it and toss him in the Atlantic. Like bin Laden.

I hope it's a one way ticket

I'm predicting he gives away Alaska and half of Ukraine.🇺🇦 Claiming he deserves the Nobel peace prize for negotiating prowess! #GoldenArseAges

Maybe this is the land swap he is talking about. Give up occupied Ukraine and I will give you Alaska!

Russian needs its Anarchist Prince

Putin has something BIG he can disclose if he doesn’t get what he wants.

Does he not know Alaska isn’t part of Russia?

It probably will be after the meeting...

No kidding They could slip him a doc and he’d never know He’ll sign anything and he can’t read

Short answer: NO.

DuMbAsS

Having another dementia moment live

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STAY THERE!!

Fox would have talked about this for hours if it was President Biden

So look look Linda🙄

Well, he can sit with Sarah Palin on the coast of Alaska and "see" Russia, that counts, right?

Freudian slip.

So he’s going to give Alaska to Putin?

Cough. Choke. Gasp. 😱

Imagine if Biden said this.

Keep staring at the floor, Pete. Great idea.

Dementia

This makes perfect sense if you understand he doesn't even know where or when he is. They just prop him up in front of a microphone because he's the only one cultists like and follow. But tell me again how Biden's handlers and wife committed elder abuse?

Maybe, in his head, he is giving Alaska to Russia for the time that Putin is there since Putin is a war criminal and should never be allowed to set foot on American soil.

C. O. G. N. I. T. I. V. E. T. E. S. T. N. O. W. A NEUROpsych would be nice, too. "Evaluations typically include assessments of attention, memory, language, executive functions (planning, problem-solving), visual-spatial skills, and motor skills."

More distractions. Don’t fall for it. Release the #Epstein files, then

So are we giving Alaska back to Russia?

No one is reporting his cognitive decline.

Wth

Is he selling Alaska back?

🥴🥴🥴🫩🫩🫩

He thinks Alaska is part of Russia? Well, he's not too far wrong considering this country is quickly becoming Russia.

I wouldn't be surprised if he plans to freely hand Alaska over to Putin and Russia, and this was just a Freudian slip...

The clowns behind him

Oh, Americans arch enemy. Yeah, let’s go, it’ll be fun

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Let's hope hey stays there!!

Please let him try to defect!

Stay!!!

The administration is using the worst magic 8-ball EVER made to help make their decisions.

Tee hee hee, Pammi Jo thinks he's so funny.

“Yes, Russia if you hear this, open up some windows when he gets there. Tell him go admire the view from thirty stories up and kick him right in his ass outta the window. Of course this is all hypothetical.”

I don’t think it was an accident, him calling Alaska USA “Russia”.

I'm teaching refugees about Canada etc and this is so going to mess them up!

To check in with his boss.

As an Alaskan I wonder, does this mean he has just annexed Alaska to Russia, Does he know Alaska is NOT Russia! Just another day of WTF…

Can you still see Russia from there?

I don't put too much on it. He's completely shot mentally.

Where is Katniss?

Or Andor

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It might be Alaska. It might be Russia. Who knows? I never passed geography.

I hope he takes a long walk across the Bering Strait

Make sure you wave to Sarah Palin dipshit

Not only will Ukraine have to cede territory to Putin, we'll have to cede Alaska.

So, he said he's going to Russia TWICE in this press conference?

Does he know if he gives Alaska to Putin he’ll lose 2 Republican Senators and a Congresscritter?

Time for the 25th Amendment as tRUmp is unfit for POTUS! And where’s EPSTEIN FILES!

please tag any story mentioning trump with #EpsteinFiles

Epstein files now.

Fucking Traitor. Here’s hoping before he kicks off he’s held accountable for treason.

But Biden was old and senile!

Please stay there.

Is he giving Alaska to Russia?

Ignoramous.

Imagine how degraded your self esteem must be to stand as a reasonably intelligent woman in support of this demented ingrate and fake a smile and nod in agreement with his babble.

Well, Sarah Palin said she can see Russia from her home in Alaska so it's easy to mix up the two.

I wish this were true. I wish they would all go to Russia and stay.

Finally got that Trump Tower Moscow deal done. The question is what did it cost the American people?

Alaska.

Putin will show him a copy of the peepee tape and the conversation will be short.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 history.state.gov/milestones/1...

Not gonna lie, I'm low key hoping he does go to Ru and stays there, giving up his presidency because he's a felon/rapist/unwanted trash bag on the run who knows his list of crimes is endless and the Epstein files are finally catching up to him.

Works for me as long as we never have to see or hear from him again.

Traitor tRUMP’s dementia is getting worse. The idiot “thinks” he is going to Russia next week to meet Putin when they are meeting in Alaska. Well, unless traitor tRUMP has made a secret deal to give Alaska back to Russia.

The thing about Alaska is, release the Epstein files.

I hope Putin suggests he takes Alaska back 😏

He is so stupid.

Did he give Alaska to Russia?

Alaska is in Russia now or maybe his dementia is getting worse? Does the media want to cover his mental decline or nah?

Yo Donnie you're going to hell for raping children. You and your buddy Jeffrey are going to spend eternity in hell as Satan's condom.

He's going to Russia what?

What?

Did he already give back Alaska?

ICC should arrest Putin there.

📌

He's going to Russia -- 🤔 Are Alaskans aware of this new designation? He calls the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America - He calls Alaska - Russia - will he want to change the state's name? Trump is an imbecile.

Get a load of that bitch with the smirk. She can't wait for the concentration camps and the ovens.

Over the weekend, this old fuck saw some trash in the street and then he militarized an entire city. Then, multiple times, he was confused about a trip he was taking. Yet, no one cared because everything fucking sucks assholes.

Oh shit he's given away Alaska

Maybe trying to swap for Greenland or some equally bizzare demented shit

Just imagine the book sales if Tapper had the balls to write about this idiot...

How many times did Joe claim to visit Russia, @jaketapper.bsky.social ???? When u gonna cover this mess???

Paging Tapper, Jake Tapper...

Moron

No, he's going to ALASKA to meet with a RUSSIAN

Hey let him go to Russia, AF1 pilots should just drop him off in Vladisvostok and come home, problem solved.

Can they just boot him out as they fly over? No parachute? Please?

Siberia

Was thinking the same thing

Has anyone broken it to him that he’s going to Alaska?

Trump is a LIAR. MO TRUST, NO RESPECT

Republicans can never criticize Biden competence… Pedo Prez is off his rocker

I bet he will ask the Russians to meet in Moscow now, or gift Alaska to the Russians before he would admit he misspoke. Remember hurricane Cathrina?

I sincerely hope he stays there

I guess Putin summoned Krasnov.

🤷