Jessica: What he is doing with redistricting this cycle, going after universities and law firms, firing people who give him information he doesn't want like the head of the BLS… Gutfeld: What your alternative? Jessica: To have a democratic president.
His stupid fucking giggle response🙄. He knows she is right and that he looks stupid.
Hard to find a more disgusting person than Gutfeld. What a pos.
Wrong answer. She should have said- A President who will work for American democracy by following the Constitution, and not enrich themselves off the backs of the American people. That's what she should have said.
Over/under on how long she lasts?
That’s been my thought but she has been there awhile.
She has the patience of Job. I couldn’t.
Right? And she used zero curse words. Also couldn’t.
I’ll bet she used plenty in her head. lol
Jess seems sassy like that.
I don’t know how she does it!
I'm sure she looks at her paycheck & checking account every day before walking on set.
Still not enough for the average person to endure these hateful lying morons daily.
Whatever it is it's not enough. I couldn't do it
EPSTEIN FILES everything or anything else is a distraction from the PedoFelon tRump
I really don't care if I hurt anyone's feelings, but Greg Gutfeld is an asshole, but then Fox News... Full of assholes.
Jessica a breath of fresh air on fox
Unfortunately, when we had a Democratic president, a president who described this president as a threat to our very democracy; they never really acted like it. They said the words and then did nothing to ensure this would not happen. They blame Merrick Garland, while valid, they all fell short.
Gutfeld is such a hack. Talentless micro dick losers with no game find him funny. No wonder he appeals to the pedophiles and their defenders in the MAGA cult. Anyway, release the Epstein list and prosecute all the sick fucks on that list.
If Gutfeld sucked Trump's tiny dick any harder..Trump would be in his stomach..
If he doesn't like what's happening in the country then fix it or change it. Firing people or threatening them doesn't change anything. Hiring people who will only tell you what you want to hear is damaging to the whole system and only makes things worse.
fox is at the point of laughing at the idea of democracy. Wow.
Gutfeld is such a snarky piece of shit, and not even funny. Just, sad and shitty.
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Gutfeld is a shit stain on her shoe.
Good for her!
Guttfeld needs an attitude adjustment.
That idiot laughing like it’s ridiculous to want a competent president instead of a two-bit dictator with the mental and emotional capacity of a toddler. What a joke he is.
have no idea how she can stand to be there. they must pay her a huge amount.
They can laugh at her all they want but she is the ONLY one with any integrity and I have mad admiration for her for sitting with those A$$holes
How in the fuck can anyone look at gutface and not see a moron his eyes are to close together he shouldve died at or before birth
Garfield is going for Secretary of Ass Kissing after the other 21 Fox employees are out.
Gutfeld needs a punch in the throat. What a douche.
I can literally only handle a couple of seconds of Gutfield’s snarky bullshit before my blood pressure starts rising and I have to move on.
Gutshit would ask same question if it was Trump smearing oval walls with his feces. (Trump actually has, they told him it was his feces cause he truly believes he craps gold bricks) What’s the alternative? What a tool.
What's your alternative? Errr.... seriously?
Whoa 😮
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Don’t blame me, I voted for the intelligent successful black female prosecutor and the coach.
Me too!!!!
Don't forget, she has degrees in political science and economics too.
I did too. And I'm more impressed with her--and him--today than I was when I voted for them.
Ditto!
Ditto!!
It didn’t even need to be a democratic president, just a sane one. Republicans could not once in the last 10 years explain why this racist asshole was the “only one” who could get what they wanted but still won’t admit that, for a lot of them, the racism IS what they wanted
Coulda, shoulda, woulda
I love Jessica. I don’t know how she keeps her sanity on set with all those morons.
I would settle for a SANE, moderately intelligent POTUS who isn't carrying around >a score of FELONY convictions and ISN'T an adjudicated rapist/pedophile. My bar is set **very** low these days.
Who's democratic, (as opposed to a Democrat) one assumes? Which applies to either party - or should.
Fuck trump! Impeach Remove Indict Imp
That answer gets a star! 😂
That rampant crime in DC is such BS. Fox always mimicking TFG. Gross.
Her @jimmyfallon.bsky.social, you proud of your fascist buddy here? He really likes the president sending in troops against American citizens.
Go Jessica
Problem is we can’t use the word “democratic” or “small d” democratic. MAGA GOP & cult have turned it into “we want democrats” in office. Which is true for most of us. BUT once we fix current 💩 people will want “democratic” people in office. They just need to know the difference. @meidastouch.com
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The Five is just like a Mensa meeting where only one person passed the Mensa exam and the other four got distracted by the cool pen and then ate some paste.
😂
🤣
Oh, the visual!! 🤣🤣🤣. Perfection 🤤🥴😵💫
I usually don't do it, but I actually chuckled a bit as I wrote it.
As you should. Have an upvote and credit when I copy paste and repost your brutal shot across the bow. Cudos for using my favorite insult "paste eaters" in context.
More of this, please 😈
Give that woman a medal.... At least... FcksNews...
It's all about Guttfeld's beta cackle
idiot doesn’t understand “democratic” with a small d versus capital D. and yes, shit for brains, having Democrat presidents *has* worked out well……unless you’re a bigot.
trump being so extreme and radicalizing makes it easier for people to be satisfied with a moderate leader: protect the status quo ✅
Guttfield ? Oh never mind
💙😂👏
It always amazes me how she can calmly own that bozo, when he's spewing nonsense and thrashing around like a kid with severe ADHD.
Imagine that. Hear hear.
He actually admitted we dont have a democratic president
When gutfeld talks people question their sanity. Such a puke
Even if we had a president who believed in the Constitution and the Democracy that it built would be nice. We don’t need a Democrat for president, although that would be really nice, we just need a president who will stand up for the rule of law and the constitution, the democratic process.
"The DC mayor is in Martha's Vineyard." 😱 What's the intellect of an audience that thinks that's news?
Dictatorships occupy countries with military presence.Washington DC is the Capitol of the United States of America. Consider the United States of America occupied.
Without gerrymandering, voter roll purges and other vote suppression tactics, the Rapeublican party would have died out long ago. The only way they can "win" is the same way Der Fanta Fuhrer "wins" at golf.
Gutfield is an utter fool.
To have a Democratic President. From Her mouth to God’s ears!
Gutfeld has always been a hack and failure. Does anyone remember his show red eye? Yeah, shocking lol
Fuck Jimmy Fallon for having gutfeld on his show. I love Jessica tarlov. She's awesome. I would nominate her to be the next press Secretary after a Democrat wins in 2028.
She's level-headed. Take a listen to her and Scott Galloway on their podcast "Raging Moderates."
Please, someone check Gutfields hard drive. You can almost guarantee there's something bad on there.
What’s the alternative to a fascist? Literally anything Greg you cold piece of toast. My left sock is a better alternative you absolute donut.
I don’t follow watch anyone on Fox & don’t follow him but I guess Gutfeld has only one mode of operation: DICK !!
The Democratic President we should have RIGHT NOW…if the ORANGE SHITSHOW hadn’t rigged the election!!!
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Brava. Not sure how she is still employed there.
I love Tarlov
GUTFIELD.. how the .. did the moron get the job? favors? but to who? damn low bar.
What do you mean what’s your alternative? Um, democracy???
Yes, exactly.
She is just Fox’s Scott Jennings. I’m glad she’s playing the part, but I think she moves the needle as much as he does.
It almost sounds like he's ok with it. Hmmm
Normal. I just want a normal president. A president who will make America normal again.
Perfect answer. Left Gutsy speechless.
No words to describe that buffon you work with...not a single coherent word spews out of that joker face, and not an ounce of comedy in the process.
Yes we did have a democratic President. His name was Biden. He left us with an economy that was “the envy of the world” and $35 insulin, just to name a few things. Now we have Nazis running our country into the ground and robbing us blind.
YES!!! No POS’s!!!
I would like to kick him in the crotch.
She didn’t even blink before giving that answer.
jessica the preschool teacher.
An alternative to criminal behavior? Gee, let me think...
Gutfeld is a moron. It ISN'T all legal.
YAY! 👏👏👏 To Jessica! 🫶
Gutfeld, Jesse waters, hannity, they're all culpable for this mess. They better get Nuremberged if we get out of this alive.
*Niedermeyered
You mean Scott Stevens’d?
Gutfeld is an ignorant punk, who laughs at his own stupidity.
"What's your alternative"?? Umm, to NOT have a fascist in the White House? Gutfeld is such a douche.
The alternative is to have a president who follows the law and doesn't send armed troops against his own citizens? You know like the other 45 presidents we've had?
He literally laughed and said "ok, that worked out well." He just announced that he is unamerican to his "patriot" audience. He declared nearly 250 years of presidential history: a failed experiment. He does not believe in the USA or democracy.
Jesus never said “democracy”, “vote”, “representative”. There are no amendments, nor rights, in the Bible. Lots of slavery and only loving “neighbors” instead of all people though. Christians hate what the United States stands for. And lie about it constantly. Our founders knew it.
Can we send him to CECOT?
🧐 I don't know, caaaaaan you?
No. But he has an address. Look it up.
The alternative is to have a president who upholds their sworn oath to obey 'The Constitution of The United States of America' and 'The Founding Documents' One who does not trample on the civil rights and liberties of the citizens who 'elected' them to serve 'We the People'
Ronnie is puking trickle down
are you forgetting about Jackson, Andrew Johnson, Reagan, Nixon, Bush, Bush Jr., Wilson, and Hoover or something
A president who is not a stupid lying amoral putin lover fascist traitor.
I read in a post that this guy is funnier than Colbert, Stewart and Kimmel so I looked him up on YouTube. It sounded like he had an audience of about six who laughed weakly and clapped occasionally at his very unfunny show. He would not last five minutes on a UK open mic night at a comedy club.
Gutfeld needs to get beaten up.
Is there a sign up sheet?
I would sign up
At least a douche is useful.
His argument is THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE? Trump forever take murrica bakk!
"All legal." Fuck you, Gutfield.
Gutfeld: “Oh that worked out well.” Jessica: “what was so bad about a democrat president.” Gutfeld: “high groceries, expensive gas, the world stage has no respect for us and is laughing at US, rising inflation, unemployment is rising.” Jessica: “I was asking about Biden not Trump.”
Where does one find someone like Gutfeld, and what purpose does he serve on our planet?
Eventually he will provide nourishment for worms, until such time he serves no appreciable purpose.
Gutfield and his ProTyranny Gaffaw
Yeah, Greg. It DID work out really well. You're just too stupid to follow the numbers.
Go, Jessica. I’d be happy with a non-moron.
Ms. Tarlov: how about firing all of our ex colleagues, and replacing them with people who are sober and have an IQ above a light bulb. 🙄
I miss the days when we didn’t have to wake up wondering “what’s going to happen today” and had a President with some level of integrity and respectability, regardless of party.
In a sane world Greg Gutfeld would be reborn each day as a screaming piñata
Idiotic, Greg.
Better answer would have been to have a different President that values the Constitution and freedom.
Thank you Jessica
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The GOP cannot handle truth!
What's your alternative? How about truth, facts and honesty.
She must have to shower immediately after sitting next to these people
Gutfield is an ass clown
"that worked out really well," acknowledges he's not a democratic president
Oh Jessica? Well done...
Hmm Gutfeld you boorish turd - not Nazee shit.
WhAT’S yOUr aLTERnaTIvE
I will NOT live in TRUMPWORLD! (It's a BAD Place!)
How in God's green earth does Jessica Tarlov sit there surrounded by the idiot brigade and not want to commit violence...
It’s always a strong woman on Fox, to prove the rest of Fox are orange lipped kissing Trump cult followers.
The alternative? Accept facts giving to you, whether you like it or not..don't try and scam the country...accept criticisim..not everyone is gonna like you and/or your politics...you know, grown ass adult behaviour.
That fox did not cut her mic tells me that the tides are indeed beginning to turn. If he loses fox he probably loses a large chunk of maga.
Are you kidding me? "Jessica" and "Gutfeld"? It's "Tarlov" and "Gutfeld". It's sexist af³ to call women by their first names as if they werde children. This. Has. To. Stop. Immediately! #DontObeyInAdvance but #resist to #saveDemocracy! Ceterum censeo #FOTUS #orangedecibyte #VPTrump esse delendam.
Hey Jessica!!!! Just tell the truth...its f'n illegal for him to use the military on our sovereign land and against Americans when falsifying/lying about it being an emergency. Quit f'n around and call out tge BS!
Cynical hosts.
And jam Gutfeld into a locker.
Good stuff.
AMEN, AMEN, & AMEN @thegodpodcast.com MAKE IT HAPPEN!😂🤣
Hell just a sane educated compassionate president of any party..but there aren't any republicans that can qualify soooo
Or my dog. She knows many words and is kind and pretty.
Gutfeld is such a moron.
Gutless, am I right? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
My alternative is to have a President.
How can she sit in their presence?
I cannot imagine how. Kudos to her & all the brave & truthful who challenge the rise of this filth. My blood seethes just to observe a core of folk normalising what is happening to USA.
I'm glad she does.
Damn, they don't pay her enough to be the intelligent voice on the panel!
Paycheck
only this
The people on the right wonder WHY she sits in their presence and ruins their circle jerk. JT is doing God's work behind enemy lines.
Money.
Greg Gutfeld has such a punchable face.
And throat.
So many of them do, but he would literally cry for his mom.😭
Most Fox hosts do. Hannity especially.
Found object Jesse Watters is before even Hannity for me. In fact he might have the edge over gutfeld
"Found object Jesse Watters" 🤣
I'm surprised he's not the head of a major government agency yet. Maybe trump will name him the head of the US concentration camp department once it is established.
The Pedo Presifuck has a plan.
“What’s your alternative” is so sad.
Gutfield is gross. He's like a middle school, back row, class clown. They are so invested in Trump's chaos that they justify it as "all legal" or "what are you going to do about it"? What about right/wrong or good/bad?
How about a POTUS that actually believed in and followed the Constitution, would that be another alternative Greg? Fucking clown.
I'd be happy with a sane President.
Fox is a machine of telling lies and they have paid dearly for doing it. Over 700 million they paid
as she continues to launder fox news’s bloody money by affording them the illusion of balance
Gutfeld is a sick man with his Trump dreams. Other than that, he's ok. 🤣😂🤭
Or a Maga contolled Congress that does their fucking jobs!
I'd settle for a sensible, sane, empathetic, and moral President who understands their duty to the people and the Constitution/Democracy who follows the guardrails set up to try to prevent what is happening now. In other words, an Independent President would be fine by me too!
He was probably mercilessly bullied for his height. Dad at 60! Sounds like hell
Surprised she still has a job…
Greg gutfeld is a cunt
That is an insult to cunts.
Jessica is on the wrong channel. I would not allow them to treat me like that. All the others are defending the monster in the White House and his rigging of the upcoming election. Our salvation is Gavin Newsom, and if he runs for President, he WILL get my vote.
Jessica is doing a public service. She's the real deal, an unbiased journalist. We should applaud her. She belongs within Fox. She's a Lone Ranger.
Well, i don't mind her being with Fox if that is where she is happy, but I can't imagine being happy with being treated badly by her fellow employees, the MAGA CULTISTS.
Well, she's all for 8647. And working to make it happen.
She is fierce! I so admire her.
What's the alternative? Seriously? I love Jessica's reply. Simple, to the point for this not serious question.
Gutfeld: "WE need to have Nazi leaders, it worked well the last time" "Not for you people so much"
I don’t know how she does it. Id lose my cool so fast with those clowns.
She is good! She is very brave standing up to the Fox morons
Freedom.
Start with democratic house. Coming soon at midterms!!
What a circus of cynisme and bad faith
I agree with her. We're far too slow to respond to the inhumane treatment of our neighbors.
Gutfeld what a joke I guess he is ready for his close up as the latest Trump hire
Gutfeld constantly demonstrates that he can't even figure out how to sit in a chair like a normal grownup. Inexplicably, he thinks he's clever and funny.
RAD Revolutionary American Democrats Gloves are off!
…giving support to genocide in Gaza…
I want to do a charity boxing match with Gutfeld.
Gutfield is a moron. Always was and always will be.
Agree with her solution
Clinton, Obama, Biden were our alternatives &they all knocked it out of the park. Harris was our alternative, &wldv done the same. I’m so sick of this pretense that Republicans have the answers on the economy when, year after year, our “alternatives” have had to come back and clean up THEIR mess. 🤬
A democratic president. Not demented, delusional , disgusting president.
Stupid fucking chuckleheads laughing like this is funny. Fucking Nazis.
"What is your alternative?" asked of the list of bullshit Jessica ran down. That dude is an idiot. Like everything the Trump regime is doing to destroy American democracy is the only choice. These MAGA nitwit are so far gone.
Gutfeld started cackling before she finished. She said democratic, not Democrat. Ideology versus party.
I’m so curious about how Jessica Tarlov remains sane surrounded by bullying Nazi monkeys all day. I’d imagine she gets MAGAt threats constantly. I am concerned for her mental health and well being.
Gutfeld had better grow up. Many people are sick of the 50, 60, 70, 80 year old man-child who treats everything like a joke.
Guttfeld is a Disgusting POS
Don’t get fooled by Jessica’s role. She tells the truth but than get scream and laughed down by the group. So MAGA Sheeps beleave it’s a joke what she’s saying.
The brain pain she must get working with these butthole babies.
100% 🇺🇸👀 We had a chance to elect a prosecutor, Senator and a vice president but America was like nah we want the convicted felon who brags about sexually assaulting women. --Alex Cole @acnewsitics
Hey Gutfeld, if Biden or Obama were doing exactly what Trump is doing, what would you being saying?!?
She’s amazing. She must want to nut punch 95% of her colleagues
Y’all know without any evidence that Gutfield and Waters were real pricks in high school 🙄
Gutfield is a complete ass.
I apologize to all assholes for including Gutfield in your group.
5'5" mental midget tees it up for Tarlov to knock it out of the park. In other news, ....
The democratic plan should be clear. They need to run on the principle of freedom. A promise that every action taken does nothing but secure our rights and give the people their power back. Restore social services and stop consolidation of that power. Its not red vs blue. Its freedom vs fealty.
I would settle for a president who upholds democracy but apparently republicans have taken their own name too literally and think they can separate the republic from the democracy, but all they are offering instead is dictatorship
Gutfeld is such a sack of shit
Grrrrrrrl !!!!
Fox should be gone. Still
Guttfeld could be disappeared at any time now!
I love how that's a laugh line for these unscrupulous fuckwits. What a bunch of dillholes.
Gutfield has to be mentally ill. No one is that stupid and blind are they?
Faux News hates the truth!
She will be fired in a few months Fox news will cease to exist the new network will be called Trump news network TNN same crap just different owner thats if Reps and SCOTUS keep going down the same track
Or at least one that believes in democracy.
I’m so sick of people talking about this shit like it’s normal. NO ONE should be waiting until 2028 it will be too late at that point.
It's hilarious how she continuously gives a shellacking to these trumpy imbeciles on a daily basis and they keep coming back for more. I'm confused how this daily dose of facts is acceptable to the Fox low information viewer.
I'm convinced it's their kink.
Maybe they scramble the audio and video to Red states when she is on.
Gutfilled is a Nazi, full of hate, and is so far up trumps dirty a.. waiting for a position in his administration
He’s also the least funny “comedian“ on TV. I hate it when the NYT includes him in the late night section. It makes me cringe when I read his comments. 🤢
