Why do MAGAS think they can do anything they want, but no one else can do the same thing? What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.
Why do MAGAS think they can do anything they want, but no one else can do the same thing? What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.
Once we realize that Trump lackeys fully believe they're at war with us--literal war--then everything they do or say makes sense.
I think the problem you have is connecting the two words MAGAS think. They don't. They allow stuff to be put into their heads.
You're right, my bad. I shouldn't have even put 'MAGAs' and 'think' together. They don't think; they just absorb BS.
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Exactly 💯!!!
Thats the thing MAGAats don't want to be told what to do. But it's okay for them to tell everyone else what to do
Can’t stand up to anyone else either, but I digress.
I can already hear those MAGAs and Fox morons now.. "thats offensive, Abbott can't stand he's in a wheelchair."
It's also bait. When someone calls it out, you KNOW the office has a series of posts to reference where the GOP has been mocking disabilities, like the "Trump as Pope" clap back.
Wait! Now their sounding Woke.
Sadly, your right.... it will be twisted just like that.... 🤦♀️
He can't stand up to anybody, LOL
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He couldn’t stand up.
And I made sure you got it. You’re welcome.
Thanks for the opportunity to use dumb gifs!
You mean “Toxis”?! Come visit the Alamo and get a rare form of cancer.
Good on Newsom! Abbott is a racist & traitor
Well said!
So the joke is ableist, but fucking hell, if one motherfucker on the planet deserves every bit of low-end mockery, it's that fucking Dalek.
I've been trying (and failing) to think of something clever all day...
You got that right, Republicans are complicit in everything that Trump says and does.
Well said! 🎤👏🏼👏🏼
To be fair, he can’t stand up to much of anything. Not sorry. Abbott can go to hell.
Abbot and Paxton did this. It’s so blatantly wrong in our democratic society. Newsom just leveled the playing field
Abbott is a NUT !
His feet are not what he's kissing....
I mean to be fair, he really couldn’t stand up….
So Gavin rebooted the podcast, but he's a Resister now? He's one of the few saying the right things now, but he really does go whichever way he thinks the wind is blowing. His hair, however, stays perfectly still.
He’s doing great. Why are we attacking him now?
I don't trust him. Period.
Because two months ago he has kissing MAGA's ass. Gavin is all about Gavin and whatever he thinks will move him forward in the moment. Fine for trolling Trump now. Not as a serious presidential candidate.
He had controversial figures on his podcast. Is that what you call kissing MAGA’s ass? That’s not disqualifying. He’s meeting the moment. Don’t let perfect be the enemy of the good. Save your energy for fighting fascism.
It's not that he had them on. It's that he rolled over for them. He thought the play was to move right. It blew up in his face. So now he's trying on the Resister troll image. There's a place for that now. But as a presidential candidate? 1000x NO.
He platformed them, refused to challenge them, and often agreed with them. If he were to get into office and it seemed expedient, he would move right so fast it would make your head spin. If it quacks like a sleazy used car salesman...
I’ll take a centrist Dem who can win the election over a fascist any day and twice on Sunday.
I don't think Gavin is the best chance to win. A little sleaze is baked in with politicians, but he oozes it. And not in the charming Bill Clinton way.
Where and when was he kicking magas ass? He’s been an outspoken critic since the first Dump administration
Apparently you missed the first iteration of his podcast.
* kissing
Fuck Abbott. He should help Texas get off being a backward State.
He can’t stand at all, let alone to a bully.
Newsom's got some fire, but let's be real, when you're dealing with a Texas-sized ego, you need a mirror that's at least 10x bigger.
Actually, he can't stand up at all.
Literally
Couldn’t “stand up”….
Pretty sure Abbott can’t stand up to anyone.
#Abbott is a complete waste of space. His legacy is shoe licking skills.
I love this man
“Couldn’t stand up” 😄😄
Repeating multiple times "you couldn't stand up" 😆
And does it seen that in TX, convicted sexual predator G Maxwell has more freedoms than Rep. Collier? We, the people, wanna know.
Greg Abbott, given his predicament, couldn't stand up to anyone nonetheless DJT.
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To be fair, Gov. Abbott can’t stand up against anyone.
Kissing the ring aka capitulation is not an option. You either call it out, slap back, & challenge every direct assault on democracy or you cower & resign. Newsom is not holding nothing back! So yeah, I may not like the dude, but I like his chess moves.
Literally.
He couldn't stand up to Donald and the mirrors are too high as well! 🤣
"You couldn't stand up to Donald Trump" is .... let's say, setting up some outrage on the right that will be followed up by some "you sound woke" dismissal. Pretty sure it's game planned.
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Yes! Good man
Shockingly delusional sums up the entire maga movement. Mirroring the insanity as a strategy may be what finally wakes them up.
They aren't delusional. What they are doing is deliberate. They are gaslighting us.
Was the pun intended?
Well I need a home improvement store & Walmart is hard to avoid in Reno. With food prices going up, more people will shop at Walmart
Literally 😁
I'm not certain that I find it surprising that both these people are delusional and constantly blaming everyone else for what they have done ..this is now the Republican party playbook
THANK YOU from a blue dot in gerrymanderedTexas, Gov. Newsom! Greg Abbott is the absolute worst, corrupt, can’t win an honest election GOP, cowardly governor in Texas history, in league with his fascist #Epstein stained orange owner. He does Taco’s bidding, ignoring Texas voters!
abbott can stand up to the orange psychopath. In fact, he can't stand up to anyone.
A hero among heroes #WeAreAmerica
Like literally the LAST living human that you should ever be afraid of. Long term coma patients get a pass
The bathroom party comes and threatens Rep. Dillard with felony for speaking with GCN and the DNC while she was in the bathroom. They want to provoke Black folks into some sort of violent resistance and deploy the Guard to Austin or wherever they are. Don’t forget Rep LaMonica McIver
Sorry Rep Collins
Well, "stand up" is kinda pushing it there
Not even if he tried to 😬
Abbott really is a coward. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/08/trum...
Red Tied Flying Monkees are some of the worst
Lip smacking bad. 🍊💩
Now I know what happened to Paxton’s eye.
Thank you.👏👏👏 Keep up the good work. 🌟💙🌠
Oh we are getting raped! We wont allow them to rape us! Its so bad that we get raped! They are so bad because they rape us! Americans are no.1 when it comes to documenting how they get fucked - thats their form of resistance.
Americans just dont get it. There is no social media post that will stop all of this. How many times do they need to hear that what they (gop,trump) do is bad? Endless descriptions of what is going wrong, thats what they call "resistance".
While getting raped, they only go "oh its so bad that we are getting raped!" "they cant rape us!" "we wont allow that!", blablabla, all while they are basically only keep record on how deep they get penetrated and in what position.
Abbott is just a whiny little boy. Give me a Texas Governor like Ann Richards who would told trumpy where to shove it.
Governor Newsom is the personification of knowledge and intelligence. Truly an impressive person! He's such a stark contrast to trump, who babbles lies and incoherent thoughts while he destroys all that made America so wonderful.
💪 Governor Newsom 💪 @governor.ca.gov
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“Stand up to Trump”, Oh I see what he did there 😂
Abbott can’t stand up for Texas. Abbott can’t even stand up for himself. He’s against DEI but is a DEI hire🤷♂️
Stealing, thank you.
Fantastic! 🤪🤣
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well, tbh, he couldn't stand up. at all. he's used to being at optimum sucking distance
Love to be a fly on the wall when (hey) Abbott sees this. He was wheeled out behind the woodshed and given a shelacking.
Well Abbott can't stand can he
Watch the full video here: youtu.be/DrXjkzHOffI
He should have just said "You couldn't stand up,"
Can we note that Dump is so jealous of Gov Handsome he can’t breathe? 😎
Really looking forward to the debate.
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I see what you did there. and you are 💯 right
from the sublime to the ridiculous....
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I didn’t think there was a single soul on earth that was as spineless as Scott Bessent. Then Greg Abbott showed up.
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DO AS I SAY! …not as I do… A true control / controlling mentality Such is the difference between maga and Ds. Not sure maga supporters will ever admit to liking to be controlled in every way. They claim freedom loving but vote for control freaks
Do it anyway. Don’t do anything contingent on their moves.
Exactly! Any R moves, ask: WHO BENEFITS? Bc it is not us
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Abbott probably has short man syndrome because he's in a wheelchair he also feels the need to be an asshole to try and make himself feel big..My question is he was an asshole before his last election so why did Texans reelect this piece of shit again??
That spineless little coward is not the ONLY one who Cannot Stand Up To Trump. F🖕ck Greg Abbott.
Um.....he can't stand up period 😐
Yes, that's the funny part! 😂Hot Wheels McFascist is a piece of shit!
Nice to know that at least sometimes, shitty things happen to shitty people.
🙂 it keeps me going!
😃 it makes me so happy!
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Texas. Where you go if you want more financial hardship than Alabama, or Mississippi have to offer. spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/south-tex...
Read the room, Greg 😂
Couldn’t stand up to Trump- no pun intended
Well, technically....
Abbot is a disgrace to American politics.
The legislature unilaterally just decided on the redistricting in Texas. In California, we the people have to vote on whether we’re going to do it or not. See the difference?
Actually, governor Hot Wheels cannot stand up at all. (Yes, I realize I may go to hell but it's worth it.)
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EVERY Republican in congress voted AGAINST a bill that would make commissions to establish fair maps in every state. Because then a lot of them would get defeated in the next election! That's why they only scream for "fair" districts in blue states.
Abbott is another little orange nutt licker
He’s doing a lot of entertaining things but this is super clear and firm as to where we stand.
David brooks thinks California and newsom are breaking the law.
Thank goodness for direct calling out of BS. And no both siding this country further into Trump’s tyranny.
Well abbott is a dei hire he can't stand up to anyone
I live in TX and Abbott is a trump boot licker and consistent asshole.
Gavin, don't call him sir, he is no gentleman.
They grow them dumb in the south, and then elect the dumbest for the governor of their states.
Fuck the 'off ramp'! You can't trust a felon loyalists to do the right thing EVER! Move forward with your Legal approach and let Abbott be sued for his Illegal bullshit! •
Abbot didn’t see this as a decision whether or not to “stand up to Donald Trump”. Abbott saw it as an opportunity to partner with Trump and extend the GOP power grab and further the imposition of far right extremism. Abbott was eager to jump at the chance.
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Texas wishes they had the economy that California has! FOURTH LARGEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!
Keep em coming Gavin
Coward.
"stand up to Donald Trump." Intentional?
Governor Hotwheels is a disgrace for any state!! He needs to roll his decrepit ass away!!
The problem is the American constitution. It was written by white supremacist slave owners and satanic freemasons. Religion always comes before politics
THE NONE STAR Gov. Abbott declares Texas the Federal District of Texas, nullifying Statehood #TrumpMessedWithTexas #CameAndTookIt #WhatsTheAlamo
"Wheelies" is an unintelligent MAGAt boor.
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Abbott can't stand up to anyone.
A: People at Heritage Foundation are coaching Abbott to deflect and project.
I'm pretty sure that the US has reached the critical mass of stupidity and that implosion is imminent / Denmark
Sadly, no...
sir, he can't stand up to anybody 🫣
So nice to listen to someone who is intelligent and well spoken and not acting out of spite.
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Exactly!
It’s a very conservative, and “alpha male”, thing to start a fight, and then cry foul when your opponent fights back.
Newsom speaks the truth!!
Can dish it out but they can’t take it.
#DoubleEntendre
Hey Abbott I do t stand up for smelly trump either
Literally, Governor Abbott cannot stand up. Even if he wanted. The man's a physical (and moral) cripple. #JustSayin
Abbott is so submissive to trump. It’s very unTexan.
I'd say that California is going to be the solution the next time Texas has a natural disaster and they need California's $$ while the Texas governor is running off to can-mofuckin-cun. How bout that??
lol he loves saying how Greg Abbott doesn't "stand up" to Trump.
Faux News will crucify Newsom for saying that. Yet it is crickets when PT Barnum makes fun of anyone with an affliction.
My hero!!😊❤️❤️
Abbott, a despicable piece of 💩
Literally
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Greg Abbott will never stand up.
In Abbott's defense, he can't stand up to anyone I don't even feel badly about that one
GOVERNOR NEWSOM UNDERSTANDS THE ASSIGNMENT. ALL OF THE OTHER DEMOCRATIC GOVERNORS WAKE UP, TAKE NOTE, AND FOLLOW SUIT.