What a dipshit.
What a dipshit.
JV Dunce is an embarrassment to manhood.
surprised Zelenskyy didn't have to search all over the floor for his eyes that popped right out from rolling too hard.
What a douche!
Asshole
The only thing I miss about Twitter is that I could post something like "Fuck you, JD Vance", and there'd be a miniscule chance that he might see it.
I used to think that he may be an ass. Tonight removed all doubt.
He tries so hard to make himself think he's still not that insecurely annoying socially addled plump and of average intelligence little boy from Two Shoe Ohio on his 3rd or 4th name change and on his grandparents' health insurance. An original try hard. And it shows.
Vance is such a smug, unlikeable asshole, I hope Trumplicans attach their wagon to him. (I almost said Republicans, but they don't exist.)
Has there ever been a bigger AH (well, except for his boss)????
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Ohhhhh Pleeeease 🙄😔🙄 🎵" what a man, what a man What a mighty fine man.."🎶
JD "Just Dance" Vance w/ a new spin🙄 The demanding of the leader of a foreign nation to "behave, then I'll be quiet" is only an "icebreaker" to a fascist
What an arrogant buffoon!
Big man on campus is trying to project something he isn't. He's a pussy and a lapdog.
He says the same thing when he sees a couch...
He’s got the smallest dick next to the orange pedo-felon…microscopic for sure.
Trump is objectively a worse person, but if I could only punch one of them...
Lying Beta.
This fucknugget doesn't have a fucking clue. Fuck him!
You classless sack of shit! You aren’t fit to polish Z’s boots! 🦋🦋🇺🇦🇺🇦💙💙🌊🌊
That little pussy said nothing of the sort
Fake tough guy cowered in the corner from the rest of the Europe leaders.
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This is normal now. Americans reward this type of behavior. Republicans know it. Look at how comfortable he is being a complete asshole. He knows America will reward him. Again.
no wonder other countries hate us
I'd bet JD said nothing of the sort. He's a sniveling, hyperventilating mouth breather who's stupidity is only surpassed by his ego.
What a pig.
SOMEBODY ASK HIM WHY HE KILLED POPE FRANCIS.
😂 Good one!
....moves to the top of my "MOST PUNCHABLE FACES" list.
Auf Deutsch : Backpfeifengesicht ( A face in need of a punch )
Hire dumbasses you get dumbasses
Fuck this fucking twat! I hope the next administration deports his wife and children!
What a tremendously massive piece of shit
Vance is repulsive.
What a fucking asshole
🤮 why no one likes you
The fact that Zelenskyy hasn't taken a swing at either of these piles of shit makes him the classiest man on earth.
Very mature JD, you are such an alpha male!
A Mussolini ending.
Vance is a cunt.
has anyone noticed what a total dick Vance is?
What an f’ing douche 🙄
What a complete fuck wad.
He’s so fucking impressed with himself
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What a tool.
Where did he get the idea that is remotely funny? 🙄🙄🙄
Always a tiny dick head…
Holy shit dude. Do you think that makes you look good? Holy shit.
Truly unworthy of his position. What a jerk!
Anyway, I stole your date.
What An Asshole
“And he said the funniest thing back, ‘trakhny dyvan.’ No idea what he meant, but I’m sure it was nice.
I’m not sure exactly how that translates, but is it couch fucker??
According to Google translate…
Like talking to a toddler 😆
Epstein…
He can shove it.
Vance = Pompous 🫏
"And he got big tears in his, a grown man like that crying, and he said, 'I'm sorry, Sir, I didn't mean to be disrespectful.' And he kneeled and kissed my feet, and I told him to stand up and act like a man. And I immediately knew that the rest of the meeting would go well."
Everything about that little dweeb is revolting
What a condescending twit. He doesn’t have the right to even speak to this brave man.
What repulsive little Nazi JD is.
Right?! You know everyone told him to STFU THIS TIME!
Vance, the second biggest asshole of America, After Trump
The biggest jerk off on the face of the earth.
I am so sick of this arrogant little shit.
I noticed Vance was told to keep his mouth shut: he did!
weird couch fucker
full body cringe every time JD Eyeliner opens his mouth
I. Cannot. Stand. J. D. Vance. 😖
Fuck you, JD. You have no class, no empathy, no integrity.
He’s such an ass hat
To which Zelensky should have replied, “isn’t there a couch somewhere that you need to go fuck?”
Vance: .... as long as you can behave ... Me: Was JD talking about himself, or was he drunk?
Almost despised as much as PedoPrez Noem and Bondi
Haaaaaahaaaaahaaa what a goober
Total ass.
Does he think he's funny? Such a dick.
what a fucking booger
What a smug, detestable human being
Umm, what the what? Arsehole
What a pathetic loser - he is a nothing and a nobody!
“Charming” Is a word that has never been applied to that reprehensible human
Horrible man
Amazing he didn't arrange the opportunity to say that to Putin.
I’m so happy I hid a pile of his books under a bunch of Harry Potter toys in Barnes and Noble last week
What a punk.
What a smug prick
Elections have consequences...
He is married to an Indian woman, isn’t he? Why aren’t all Indian women enraged
His wife is probably the one who wears the pants
Yeah, and she's brown! Send her to Alligator Alcatraz!
What a little shithead. Show some respect JD or FU or whatever your name is
JD is nothing compared to zelensky!
What an arrogant piece of Felon shit!
Schmuck
pos
Justa Douche Vance, VPOTUS, showing why the world {snort} respects the United Snakes.
Vance is such a fucking arsehole
what a maroon - and by that, I mean an absolute tool.
What a jerk!
What a putz.
...and he fucks couches while wearing eyeliner.
Vladimir Futon.
Sectional Stalin
Honestly, I don't even care about the eyeliner. It's that he won't OWN the eyeliner
I fucking hate him.
He is the most annoying person in that admin and that is saying a lot.
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Richard
Who does he think he is? To say that to a leader of another country who is an invited guest to the White House. What an arrogant embarrassment to America. He has no business speaking to anyone in that way. He should maybe be seen, but definitely not heard.
Vance is so unmasculine witty.......... He thinks he's so poopular.
Good god, he’s unbearable. What a prick.
Tiny prick!
He's a pretentious....yeah, prick. Perfect description.
I'm sure Usha thinks that every day
Nah she's married to that creature she knows who he is
I wonder how she feels about sharing her husband with their couch?
she'd prob rather he stayed with the couch
Idk why people think Melania and Usha aren't horrible just like their husbands
no-one says they're not. You can be a horrible person and still find someone repulsive.
You forgot the adjective before the direct object…
Usha is every bit as odious a character as JD. She clerked for Roberts and Kavanaugh among her other Federalist bonafides
yeah she met him and was like 'maybe i'll marry this man'
Zelenskyy should have throat-punched him!
JD Vance acting as if he threatened President Zelenskyy in any way is merely proof of his over inflated arrogance. President Zelenskyy is an alpha male and JD Vance will never have that title 😡
Fuck this piece of shit.
What a giant raging douchebag
What a piece of shit...
The arrogance of this man telling a world leader to behave. Repulsive.
Yep. Bully.
Somebody needs his f’g face bashed in…and it isn’t Zelenskyy
MR ZELENSKYY, HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED HERE?
"As long as you behave". That's how you address a foreign head of state these days? Please address Putin that way, I beg you.
That definitely didn't happen
He needs to be punched in the face.
What a disgusting creep!!!!
This guy is such a smarmy piece of scum. I hope he’s disgraced and forgotten in 20 years
Let's not wait that long
Vance = insufferable little prick
Fuck that smug prick and the couch he rode in on!
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At least on vacation he isn’t spewing lies and propaganda
Zelensky was just happy that he did not have to sit on the couch!
An insult is not an ”icebreaker.”
Hurl.
The unmitigated gall and hubris of this tiny man who is not fit to tie Zelenskyy’s shoes 🙄
"Don't get your pecker stuck between the couch pillows again, little weirdo replied Zelenskyy, that was brilliant comeback. It made me cry"
This dude is a massive useless cunt.
Water boy that's not fit to carry Zelenskyy's jock.
Is it possible he's worse than Trump
Whadda jerk
He makes me want to throw sandwiches!
Vance remains a couch fucker.
what a piece of shit someone should send him to fight a war against russia then ask him how he feels about suits and tell him to behave
ps he sits like he's got the same joints as a ken doll
I’m sure he was intimidated by your eyeliner, vouch fucker!
Couch
He’s a sphincter.
Hilarious. You should take that show on the road.
I can't imagine telling another adult human, let alone a head of state, to behave.
Culero 😡
Exactamente.
NO WAY couchfucker said that to the President of the Ukraine, who faces REAL issues and dangerous people more often than not. Vance is full of shit!
JEEZUS what a pompous ass.
Cabbage Patch Ken… tick tock
Oh fuck off with this fantasy crap. We see straight through it you useless flimsy twit.
Grrrrrr
I might hate Vance more than I hate Trump, and that’s sayin’ something.
Sister, I hear you. And I hate tRump with the heat of 1000 suns.
I hear you, but remember, only one of them has molested girls.
Actual psychopath dialogue
JD Hillbilly is a candy ass. Not a tough bone in his racist body.
Drop dead, you mealy mouthed couch humper.
Being obnoxious and rude to foreign leaders is not the diplomatic way, amateur time in American diplomacy.
Sure you did. #ThingsThatNeverHappened
Couch fucking bully
What a disgusting eff wit. He is trash that contaminates the atmosphere, Zelenskyy is gold.
Passive aggressive.
As long as he behaves? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
WHAT AN ASS WIPE.
Might as well spread some more of that American1 conservative condescension, JD... It's all you have to offer this world, and it's good enough for who it's for... ...white trash was strewn across the planet, and the crowds just kicked it as they waddled toward the golden palace...
Lapdog Vance is such a snowflake trying desperately to appear tough and manly when we all know he is highly unqualified, is a racist and mysogonist and a Faux Christian.
Twat
His kids are going to have a really hard time growing up.
Wow he has this diplomacy down super well doesn't he!🙄
Boy don’t even rate to shine Zelenskyy’s shoes…
ok but jd vance is a couch fucker.
Vance is a jack ass
Zelenskyy should have shivved him in the heart and laughed in his face. How's that for behaving you worthless prick?
CouchFer such an ass
I thought the pinnacle of failing upwards was Trump, but Jesus Christ, I’ve never seen such a mediocre white man who has no business being anywhere close to the position he’s in. As useless as tits on a couch.
So many mediocre men...yt men specifically always fail up and up..
Not funny vance. Better stick to your day job. Oh wait! On second thought…..
JD Vance cosplaying as a human again.
Insufferable prick.
The only silver lining to all this will be embarrassing this insidious little toad in 2028.
Such a smug thug . . . and a traitor selling out the United States . . . and a husband and father standing by racists who gin up hate and violence against his wife and children. J.D. Vance is the very worst of humanity.
He's a waste of skin and couch pillows.
Shut up, Cabbage Patch...
Zelensky hates this guy, as we all do. Imagine thinking this makes him look good.
I wish Zelenskyy just punched Vance in the mouth when he said that shit. Can’t wait till Trump dies and people walk all over Vance and his blubbery spineless couch fucking ass
Yup when I think of tough guy JD Vance is my first thought
Condescending much?
Fuck him, Mr. Imposter Syndrome Beta Fukboi…
What a petty twat.
rich coming from a couch fucker. lol
🤮🤮🤮 🛋️ Fker
86 ass cancer loser
Pathetic POS ass cancer loser.
Asshole.
What a POS 💩
He's lucky Zelenskyy didn't punch him in the throat.
That is so disrespectful to speak to a President like that, especially from a lower ranked leader. He's only a VP. That's nothing in comparison to Zelenskyy.