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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social

Here’s a closer look at that ridiculously garish Oval Office door:

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aug 7, 2025, 5:09 pm • 47 9

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Dave Ferguson @daveferguson.bsky.social

Parody of a news photo showing Trump entering the Oval Office through a door featuring half a dozen fake-gold decorations, with more good exuberance around the door casing. In the news photo, a woman is standing just inside the door, which would strike her if it opened any further. The woman's head and upper torso have been replaced by a poorly-edited photo of Joanna, a waitress in the movie Office Space. Joanna has just been reprimanded by her manager for not wearing enough
aug 7, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dave Ferguson @daveferguson.bsky.social

"Good exuberance" (instead of "gold") in the alt text was a typo, but I think I'll just leave it. Too hard to repost and use "patriotic" instead.

aug 7, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kate Tbd @katexas.bsky.social

More money than sense

aug 7, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bill McCormick @billmccormickpm.bsky.social

WTF

aug 7, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cassian @scassian.bsky.social

He’s only just getting started…

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aug 7, 2025, 5:11 pm • 7 1 • view
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felinecannonball @felinecannon.bsky.social

We are months away from an unfortunate gold smelting accident.

Goldmember and team from https://youtu.be/HnzH15hwt48?si=NpWD2mkRs3PK5ms0
aug 7, 2025, 5:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin Ashton 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @kevinashton.bsky.social

I find that dogleg in the top right especially upsetting

aug 7, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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LaReyne @lareyne.bsky.social

It's like a comedy sketch

aug 7, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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green blue teal eileenee🦋✨ @jaieileeneee.bsky.social

Also, the joy in the intern/assistant’s face behind the door is compelling.

aug 7, 2025, 5:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social

Kirk Cameron’s sad birthday Belinda at Kirk Cameron’s sad birthday
aug 7, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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green blue teal eileenee🦋✨ @jaieileeneee.bsky.social

😭bad party gone out of bounds

aug 7, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social

If people are that sad to see you survive another year you are fucking up

aug 7, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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green blue teal eileenee🦋✨ @jaieileeneee.bsky.social

Unbeknownst to me there are whole web pages dedicated to explaining this photo. I’m like, don’t you eat the subs first, then have cake?

aug 7, 2025, 6:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Delbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social

Wow I didn’t know about the web pages. The phot has lived in my mind for years

aug 7, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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green blue teal eileenee🦋✨ @jaieileeneee.bsky.social

ikr? influencing was alive and well even way back in the early part of the century.

aug 7, 2025, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tony Clark @anthonyclark.bsky.social

I guess yes, if anyone shows up to eat the subs!

aug 7, 2025, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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green blue teal eileenee🦋✨ @jaieileeneee.bsky.social

sucks air through teeth

aug 7, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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NoMIMA @littleplatter.bsky.social

Her face says it all. "I'm dying inside."

aug 7, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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green blue teal eileenee🦋✨ @jaieileeneee.bsky.social

also, “I should have majored in . . .

aug 7, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Time For Some Good Trouble @daveryforreal.bsky.social

Quick, someone slam that door!

aug 7, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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bootowl.bsky.social @bootowl.bsky.social

Saddam’s Palace

aug 7, 2025, 5:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Robbo Mills @robbomills.bsky.social

christ, what an asshole

aug 7, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Timothra @timrandosaurus.bsky.social

Just want to get my fingertips in the gap between the panel and yank them off. Chintz

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aug 7, 2025, 5:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dean Ambrosini @dean-ambrosini.bsky.social

Cheap, tacky and made of molded plastic…just like his wife

aug 7, 2025, 8:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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TT @tathompsonks.bsky.social

Wonder where that's coming from in the federal budget. When I had a meeting in the EEOB back in 2012, pens to write with were sacred because of budget 😂

aug 7, 2025, 5:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dean Ambrosini @dean-ambrosini.bsky.social

Wouldn’t worry too much about the budget, I’m pretty sure they came from Dollar Tree

aug 7, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Goodie Howell @goodiehowell.bsky.social

I guess Amazon didn’t carry the right size to fit on the upper door panels

Garish fake gold medallions are too big for the door panels
aug 7, 2025, 7:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tony Clark @anthonyclark.bsky.social

HFS.

aug 7, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view