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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social

incredible that the dominant male image of heterosexual attractiveness is still so jockishly muscled, when I’m in three (3) separate group chats that are currently absolutely feral for Andy Samberg in tortoiseshell reading glasses and a cardigan

aug 27, 2025, 9:25 pm • 85 2

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Rachel Clare @raquellec.bsky.social

I mean, Andy Samberg though 🫠

aug 27, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Minilla Jovovich 🍉 @minillajovovich.bsky.social

Hear me out hear me out hear me out

aug 27, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social

I mean he’s conventionally attractive! But the nerdy clothes are really hitting a specific demographic.

aug 27, 2025, 9:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Minilla Jovovich 🍉 @minillajovovich.bsky.social

Haha I was referencing his song Sushi Glory Hole (chorus being "hear me out hear me out hear me out") Absolutely love him! Every episode of Brooklyn 99 his character makes me go he just like me fr

aug 27, 2025, 9:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rosie (she/her) @airfriedrosie.bsky.social

How many women would be putty in Matt Berry's hands?

aug 27, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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loose irigaray @bristling.bsky.social

presumably also in each pic he’s in the middle of talking how much he loves his genius wife

aug 27, 2025, 10:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Victoria Redfern @victoriaredfern.bsky.social

*googles*

aug 27, 2025, 9:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social

how many of these three discussions did I instigate by posting screenshots of said glasses/cardigan? absolutely no comment

aug 27, 2025, 9:27 pm • 37 0 • view
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social

This is absolutely the same re women, but I think men discuss it less and are even possibly less honest with *themselves* about it. Like, I suspect conventional female beauty standards are ludicrously irrelevant to a large portion of men.

aug 27, 2025, 9:42 pm • 4 0 • view
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Marlon Rando @christinamcmc.bsky.social

I cannot adequately express how feral I am for Andy Samberg without being banned from this website.

aug 27, 2025, 9:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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Emily ✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social

How would Andy Samberg get it? Let me count the ways.

aug 27, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Orbette @orbette.bsky.social

Would climb like a tree

aug 27, 2025, 9:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social

I mean?

A screengrab from a video interview between Andy Samberg and Kate McKinnon (something for everyone!) that shows Samberg in tortoiseshell glasses, a white shirt with grey stripes and a navy cardigan, brown chinos just visible on crossed legs. The closed captioning reads “and are you able to share,,, your alibi”.
aug 27, 2025, 9:29 pm • 8 0 • view
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Marlon Rando @christinamcmc.bsky.social

Also feel it's incredibly important to share this with the class.

Andy Samberg, a slim white man in glasses with brown hair and a beard wearing a white t-shirt with a print of Bort Sampson on it.
aug 27, 2025, 9:37 pm • 4 0 • view
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social

This is the ur-text of so many Samberg crushes.

aug 27, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Marlon Rando @christinamcmc.bsky.social

Howling like a cartoon werewolf hitting themselves over the head with a frying pan at this picture.

aug 27, 2025, 9:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social

The number of women I know in TTRPG spaces who would do unprintable things to Brennan Lee Mulligan...

aug 27, 2025, 9:29 pm • 9 0 • view
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Rosie (she/her) @airfriedrosie.bsky.social

I bet literally any woman would melt into a puddle watching Brennan do the Dom DM bit

aug 27, 2025, 10:14 pm • 1 0 • view