Please.... let the rapture happen now

Karoline Leavitt: "President Trump's masterful ascent to the roof spontaneously drew the biggest crowds in United States history, thousands of citizens voicing their support! Only the wokist radical media pretended not to see them!1"

Too bad we're not in Russia.

"Mr. President, AOC and Nancy Pelosi have been confirmed as saying you're too chicken shit to jump, any response?"

A lip reader stated that he was saying he was being detained against his will and nothing that has happened is his fault.

Has to be the easiest by the best shot.

Il Douchie

wtaf

Goof on a Roof

Is he checking to see if the ghost of Jimmy Carter re-installed those solar panels?

get me a dozen "Biden Old" opinion pieces asap

This just raises new questions about Biden’s mental fitness. By Jake Tapper

"Old man yells at crowd"

Aside from the two "assassination" attempts, this is the closest we've been to "it" happening.

Anything for a distraction.

Not high enough...

The groveling DC press corps is an embarrassment

I'm sure that many of them would love for the pos to jump.

WTF is he doing up there? Did he escape his handler again? Can someone please convince him he can fly?

The roof, the roof, the roof in on liar

Has he changed his hair color to pink?

Don Quixote Trump

Damn that’s a gust of wind waiting to happen

Apart from being on the roof, that’s just business as usual.

Do jump, head 1st

He has lost his marbles.

I think he got lost and someone found him up there. Just making it look like a photo op.

He’s going to be beamed up into a spaceship and what a wonderful day it will be! Bye!

It just takes one person to push that orange child rapist off the roof- wasted opportunity.

When grandpa is on the roof rambling about nonsense, that is when the family usually intervenes and moves them into a nursing facility.

WTAF?😳

🙏🙏🙏

To be fair, he does this every day, usually just from the Oval Office or the White House lawn.

Do. Do jump.

"jump, sir!"

"Do a flip!"

They should yell jump.

Lightning ⚡

The more I see of President Donald Trump, the more I think of another president, French this one, his name was Paul Deschanel. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_De...

Jump. In fact Dive

someone forgot to take their dementia meds this morning

Craziest of all is they voted for that twice down there.

Old man yells at sky. Film at noon.

Do a flip

I was hoping his Cankles would just give out!

Is he looking for his imaginary friend?

Waiting for an alien spacecraft to pick him up?

Just leave him there and lock the door. Problem solved.

Is this where he wants to build the stupid ballroom.

So the incoherent shouting went from indoors to out. Big deal. 😀

has anybody posted "diddler on the roof" yet?

No Jump!

Do us all a favor and jump!

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

😙🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

We are living in a bad cartoon.

Looking for those banana factories he's bringing back to America

Keeping it fresh.

Damn, the job numbers were even worse than we all thought

I know this is overwrought but like if Biden did this, Kamala would have 25th amendment’d him within the hour

They are obviously up there for a reason other than talking to reporters, this is disingenuous at best.

imagine being the guy who tells xi jinping about this shit tomorrow morning.

The world being run by a bunch of men who are ripe to develop dementia in the next few years (Trump is leading the way as always) is not very reassuring.

I just want to die. This is so embarrassing and stupid.

im away so ive been a little disconnected for a few days and i don't even understand what's happening

Given that Xi is 72, nonzero chance he’s also on a roof.

He gives more a quiet old man who replies to everything a young person says with “Hmm”

The olds yearn for the roofs

Wish I could Xi Jumping

Bravo

Release the files. This is all a distraction.

Jump!

Literally.

Loser

olympus has fallen takes on a whole new and more boring meaning

I can't say my thoughts.

“I can’t say my thoughts.” This is something I have to tell myself multiple times a day, every single day.

Bet he’d wish they left the lawn in when he splats on the new patio…

Same

Has anyone reached out to Jake Tapper for comment?

youtu.be/8sBC3YCTn_o?...

Hope Jake Tapper sees this and writes a book on this 😒

No,trump jump!

One crazy old man!

If he’s going to keep wandering off like that, someone should put a tracker on him! Old Grandpa is a danger to himself. Get his meds and get his dumb a$$ off the roof!

Waiting for the aluminium hat while he prances on the roof.

Maybe he will fall off

😀

Just another day that ends with a "y".

I’d say this is bordering on elder abuse but I’m pretty sure Trump already signed an EO making that legal.

Maybe he is reenacting a scene from Death of a Salesman?

Only the stripping naked and flinging his excrement at the Press stage to go.

Waiting patiently for the "Trump on roof shouting at boy mowing lawn" meme template.

#syphiliticdementia

Anyone seen Jake Tapper?

Where's a fucking stiff breeze when you need one?

Ah, I see he's finally entered his "hide in the White House" phase, also known as his "Tropico" period.

"people are saying Biden was better at jumping off the roof than you. How do you respond, sir?"

What I wouldn’t give for an unusually strong gust of wind. An errant step. Something.

Is there a transcript? I don’t want to listen to his voice.

I am Putin's bitch, man, la da da da de de de de de de dum...

maybe he could fall

Oh sure when I stand on the roof and shout incoherently at reporters I have to go with the nice gentlemen in the white coats to the place with the needles.

Standing on the roof describing Sydney’s ass in her jeans.

"Do a flip" - Bender

I GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE

Paying Jake Tapper!

try that in a small town

Don’t jump! It’s not high enough! 😂😂😂😂😂

Weirdo

Don’t???? Noooooo, do jump

Fiddler on the roof.

Diddler on the roof.

Points!

"Jump' 👍 #trump #Epstein #pedophile #scum

My mom had Alzheimer's and we had to lock her in the house to keep her from wandering. It's a stage of dementia. That's what you're seeing here, a compulsive urge to wander, that's what they do.

How long before Donald Trump has a platform and a lectern put up there so he can look down at the riff-raff? Dictators love that sort of thing.

Ok so this is one of those moments where I say "if this was biden..." jake tapper?? Anyone?? BTW fucking jump!

Orange bowling 🎳 anyone?

Possible location for an infinity pool?

Please don't happen to trip and fall.. how awful that'd be to watch (over and over and over and over...)!!!

He told his aides "Kim Jon un gets on the roof. I want to do that. Hitler did it too"

Also the zoom-out is absolute Cinema.

very normal hand motions, quite soothing