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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

so, like, is he still on the roof?

aug 5, 2025, 3:52 pm • 147 7

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Insipid Twaddle @insipidtwaddle.bsky.social

He just lives on the roof now. They're going to make him a nice little fenced-in catio so that he can stay safe, put some straw in an old wooden crate as bedding for him and leave out a selection of his favourite burgers, and he'll keep the crows away and amuse the tourists. Honestly no downsides.

aug 5, 2025, 3:57 pm • 8 0 • view
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Tax the Rich @longleafpine2024.bsky.social

He's looking for the banana factory

aug 5, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

trumpy! you come down!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMsp...

aug 5, 2025, 4:03 pm • 18 1 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

.... oh my god is he still up there? bsky.app/profile/atru...

aug 5, 2025, 4:10 pm • 32 2 • view
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Logan @loganws.bsky.social

m.youtube.com/watch?v=T_V7...

aug 5, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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RedBlackHistoryman @redblackhistoryman.bsky.social

I think he’s touring the plan for building the ballroom if we’re being real

aug 5, 2025, 4:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kit @thewizardofboz.bsky.social

Goddamn it, I hate how funny he is

aug 5, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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democritos.bsky.social @democritos.bsky.social

He should be in a jail cell

aug 6, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Municipal Fox @amunicipalfox.bsky.social

Watch a bunch of staffers end up calling the DCFD like he’s a cat stuck in a tree.

aug 5, 2025, 4:02 pm • 4 0 • view
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Doug's Cancelled Cankle Cancer Cure @jonspaceharper.bsky.social

aug 5, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social

I hope not and I hope it’s because someone pushed him off

aug 5, 2025, 4:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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missbee3.bsky.social @missbee3.bsky.social

Jump

aug 5, 2025, 4:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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brad @bradiscranky.bsky.social

frog on the floor, fasc on the roof

aug 5, 2025, 3:53 pm • 3 0 • view