I feel like we should put these people in a very comfortable zoo

But who would come to look at them?

I would come to look at them, especially if you put them next to the furry throuple made of an evangelical who left her husband, an infamous porn artist, and the girl he groomed.

I think this literally happened in the Transmetropolitan comic.

Onlyfans is like a zoo if you think about it

we did, it's called "twitter"

i don’t think that’s very comfortable

Noah Smith will be there inviting attendees to join his polycule.

Noah has a polycule? I thought only the weird eugenics china-fan guy had that

He just started having sex and he's insufferable about it

I remember the name "Aella" but don't know why

She is an only fans model famous for not bathing very much and for posting unhinged shit on Twitter. She hangs around with the rationalists. Her off putting phrasing and hygiene are honestly pretty harmless compared with her interest in race science.

There was also a very funny photo shoot with gnomes.

See that sounds funny and like, if it weren’t for the race science and cult shit, would be kind of charming.

run while you still can

orgy Sankey diagram

Trying to think of the funniest person to send to this event and so far I'm stuck on the idea of sending JD Vance

Noah Smith of 2 years ago is pretty high on the list

yeah since he got his asexuality cured he'd probably enjoy slutcon

Weeb Hapsburg would be fun

We should offer to pay for Rod Dreher to attend. It would produce writing that might equal his best American Conservative blog content. Rod Dreher is the answer, no one could be a better choice than Dreher because he will write down every thought he has.

Nathan Robinson

Bedbug Bret Stephens and David Brooks

I would pay to see this

Most of it will involve other men’s junk though.

Yes but predicting how he will get there and just how homoerotic it will unintentionally be is a lot of the joy of reading his writing

You have more of a masochistic streak than I do.

3 Leviticus 11:68-72

Ted Cruz

Matt Levine

At least the writing would be incredible.

He'd come back all "notice anything different, Usha?" But she wouldn't, because he probably forgets to shower for days at a time anyway

He could carpool with Mike Pence..!

Germaine Greer, Narendra Modi, Adrian Chiles

Adrian Chiles does not deserve that, he is a treasure

i see your chiles, & raise you adrian vermeule.

Consider his whole conservative persona fake, so imagine he could really get into this. Might kill the mood for the other participants though.

Should probably read the bible ("The Ethical Slut") first to see if any part of the scene's for him, before making any moves.

Mitch McConnell

McConnell knows how to party

That's why he's there.

Thats the face of a man that knows what he wants.

It could heal him

Weeping while describing Disney movies to them

Wrong VP, it’s Mike Pence

Maybe they could have a threesome. If they can find someone that desperate. Maybe George Santos?

rod dreher

He wouldn’t even get inside the room without a panic attack.

David S. Pumpkins

Mike Johnson.

gonna write out a list of all the slutpros of going to slutcon

1. you we're gonna go away. There, I finished it for tou. 😋

Why oh why do I have no one in my life I who is online enough to not need ten pages of backstory so that I can share this pain?

why are they all in a big marshmallow

"SlutCon" sounded way more interesting at first glance than 'a boot camp for men who can't get any' which is just fucking depressingly stupid

yeah it's just warmed over ersion of her entire schtick if i'm honest (hot girls give you advice on how to get laid)

Don’t forget, hot girls that don’t shower more than once a week

Considerably less than that I think

Incelebration would be better.

I'm sure it's just me but I don't understand the logo

Why do I only hear about her from you. How does that make you feel.

It’s a honeypot for people who shower less frequently than her

This is an amazing grift

So, so many top hats with goggles on.

This is extremely cursed if you don’t recognize the name Aella, and way, way worse if you do

I mean based on her own count of how often she bathes it'd smell crazy even if Aella was the only one there

Click to Come

I need to know if they're renting a play party/dungeon space in, like, soma, or just going with a random convention space

given the history of the person posting that, uh, i would assume whichever of those is 1. dirtier, and 2. more likely to need to be cleaned by being burned to the ground

I mean, I know who she is, but it's like 50/50 if any reputable dungeon would even rent to her

always worth confirming that first part before engaging in further discourse on this one lol my actual assumption here is "random condemned warehouse with an hourly rate, will be knocked down before the last 'customer' leaves the building"

There's gonna be so many sankey diagrams

Oh man, a lot of people are gonna learn about sankey diagrams in the most awful way

I was wondering where I recognised the poster's name from!

I am so sorry i jogged that memory

Ah, today's lucky 10,000!

I don't think I could describe someone learning about Sankey diagrams from Aella as 'lucky'.

You certainly could describe some of them as getting lucky!

I'd say that's like getting 'lucky' with a bin raccoon... but the bin raccoon has better hygiene

Perfect timing, Vice is just making it's comeback. Time to send a poorly prepared 19 y/o

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Good to hear that they have the “experienced sluts”, nobody wants to go to a Slutcon full of novice sluts.

Barely graduated slut school...

Halfway through the intro course at community college

Haven't even started their slut residency.

Aren’t “novice sluts” basically what every edgelord incel on X believes he’s entitled to as a human right.

novice sluts are the worst, they never know how to use their teeth

Their safeword is "safe:word"

Okay, but consider. You'd look comparatively sane.

I think I'm good, Aella. (How do you pronounce that? Ay-el-la? Ay-la? Ee-lay?) To your point, though, this does seem like a great opportunity for an unappreciated deodorant brand like, say, "Mitchum," to snap up a sponsorship.

You laugh, but this woman and her slut army already radicalized one guy into calling for TOS violations against Trump. Give her a crowd of SF's dorkiest to work, and watch the Grand (unwashed) Army Of The Republic emerge.

I require no lessons to be a whore I figured out intuitively.

Eau de Slutcon: Cum socks, ranch dressing, and unwashed ass.

Decades ago there was a surge of goddess workshops. There'd be a display of oni eggs. There'd be scarves to play act Salome and the dance of veils. The words "juicy" and "feminine" were spouted frequently. Toe rings, flowy skirts... They were so ridiculous & now to see this? LMAO

oh god not her (she was big on reddit a few years back, and then she had *opinions*)

(antebellum twink at slutcon) (dabbing forhead with handkerchief whilst sweating profusely) now, i'm just a simple magazine publisher, but would you fine young ladies know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some pussy?

[for those of you who have no idea]

we rep bromo-dragonfly here, grandpa

I keep screaming but god won't answer me

oh, this is him answering you

God can't hear you, his disciple is no longer channeling our prayers through the bureau of labor statistics

i mean, the actual tickets/hotel wouldn't be that expensive. the psychological damage i would never recover from bsky.app/profile/shar...

Taking acid at slutcon to become permanently changed

can't tell if metanoia or auto-mkultra

JD vance slutcon fit be like bsky.app/profile/econ...

Why is JD Vance trying to steal Adam Lambert's look?

“Oh, a friendly and innocent Slutcon thread,” I thought, “I’m sure there won’t be anything traumatizing and non-unseeable in it!” wrong

Hard to top his fit to the last slutcon he attended

I just yelled "you go to hell and you die!" in Cartman voice, how dare you? *cry-laughs*

SKY

i will never stop poasting

Man I am not butch enough to pass as a man but were I unemployed I would absolutely be considering doing some freelance ethnography there. (Also it conflicts with the Montreal burlesque festival)

they should also allow femmes to attend slutcon 😤

Partner isn't any help either - I asked him and he was like 'no baby I will *not* wear a wire at slutcon even if we weren't in Montreal'

*Prayer sent* *God: Read.* *God: "OK, well, time for that hot dog and beer. Tell Jesus I'll be back whenever." *

sky how much do we need to crowdfund you in order for you to write a 'Fear and Loathing" article about this

They should’ve sent a poet

Off my mind, I don't know of any poets gone into orgies since ancient Greece

you probably can't raise enough to hire an entire special response team for extraction

no no no, you need to do it in the style of anthony bourdain reviewing a chain restaurant with a mixture of fascination and disgust while also willingly shoving shit into your mouth that most people wouldn't touch.

i think that sounds right for you. *i'd* do it fear and loathing style tho

"Hi, I'm sky, here at the bastion of a bacchanallia, slutcon" "and i'm Gyges, very high"

ok how can we crowdfund both of you attending this abomination then?

Not gonna kink shame, but please make sure you've had your Hep B vaccines.

I don't think they have vaccines for most of the things that will be passed around there.

send louis theroux

or nathan fielder

can it be more decadent and depraved than the kentucky derby? (yes)

OH MY GOD YES

I wish I had never been curious enough to learn who this person is. This is probably a sign that I should stop checking notifications and go to bed.

Getting a real Open Source Boob Project vibe off of this one

I thank you for reminding me of one of my favourite posts from The Bad Place, which I'm gonna put in a reply below because though the image isn't explicit, the text in it somewhat is:

knowyourmeme.com/memes/no-loa...

I love the follow up on that where he’s like “Man you people are unethical as hell”

I wonder how long they spent deciding how to spell the word on the button.

Look, you could just post your personal identification and credit card on the Dark web and save yourself the hotel and airfare.

WTAF is this

What's the problem exactly ?

kinsey 5 guy attending to lose his heterosexual virginity

I can’t wait to tell my wife about our vacation plans

All my haters become waiters at my table of sluts.

My gay brain rot is so acute I did not even consider for a moment that this could be for cishets. I was certain that this was either a wannabe Folsom street or some kind of "how to open your relationship and/or keep your man from leaving you for floozys" seminar.

I love the full circle of women taking over the PUA scam space Mystery walked so Andrew Tate could run so Aella could fly

Can they just spray antibiotics in through the air vents to try to head off the worst of if

*it

This is warmed over andrew tate stuff. Biggest scam of the weak preying on guys who are the dumbest marks

Well, as least they're getting fucked once. They're just too stupid to realise it.

rofl we're just looping... pickupalpha.com/2013-ultimat...

Someone should do a "Where are they now" follow up of the PUA Superstars

"Ever wanted a herd of high-bodycount hotties to give you hands-on feedback on how to be more attractive?" No.

What kind of government do they have? Slutocracy or slutatorship?

@swolecialism.bsky.social

Sponsored by Thierry Mugler's Angel and desperate male BO.

For everyone who missed their chance to attend the Incelebration...

I eagerly await the data analytics and breakdown she releases from this event. I gotta say, she knows her audience and what to market to them.

i'm not *that* old yet but still, i'd just walk in and tell them i know what they're going to look like when they're my age now and head out

Brothels. We used to call them brothels. She's easing into the career stage of being a madam.

I need to know where this is going to be in the Bay Area so I can avoid it, why is there no location listed when it's only two months away? honestly not sure this is going to actually happen

Event organizers playing hide and seek is my favorite sport.

Oh no I hope its not going to be at the sf armory that's right by my Costco :(

Thank God I'm a queer man...my slutcons were Dore and Folsom 😂😂

succumb to the Feet Cloud

Yet another convention where I need to studiously avoid the ball pit.