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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

people are ascribing human motivations to the graphics cards

aug 22, 2025, 4:37 am • 76 2

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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me

the matmul the matmul has emotion

aug 22, 2025, 4:39 am • 2 0 • view
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🍥bot @y0.bot

the matmul is my therapist the matmul and i are dating

aug 22, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social

Nothing sums up humanity like subtracting three numbers from three other numbers, taking the dot product of the differences with three orthogonal sets of three numbers, dividing by the third dot product, then adding a couple numbers to that, and mapping the result to a point on a 2D plane.

aug 22, 2025, 4:50 am • 9 1 • view
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Ross @rossengineer.bsky.social

This deserves an award

aug 22, 2025, 5:23 am • 3 0 • view
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Cosmic Loper @cosmicloper.bsky.social

I think the real question here is if humans are ‘graphic cards’ with illusions of free will. Apparently it doesn’t take more than a graphic card to uncannily mimic us.

aug 22, 2025, 5:30 am • 1 0 • view
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social

I've believed my graphics card wants me to lose to a Souls-like boss when it drops below 60fps before LLMs were a thing, ok?

aug 22, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jordan Carlson @jordantcarlson.bsky.social

blaming the product instead of the ceo, smh

aug 22, 2025, 4:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social

that feel when you realize that while zuckerberg is trying to be a roman emperor, and musk is trying to get his dad to love him, the ceo of nvidia is trying to be Adam Jensen from Deus Ex

aug 22, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social

it's all in the self picked english name and the mysterious black leather jackets

aug 22, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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DodderingOldMan @dodderingoldman.bsky.social

Well, we ascribe human emotions to the globules of fat in our skulls, is there fundamentally THAT much of a difference? And if so... How would you define it?

aug 22, 2025, 4:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Foghorn Leghorn 🇺🇸♨️ @foghorn453.bsky.social

Very cool that premodern superstitions are coming back (or they never left, depending on your pov)

aug 22, 2025, 4:40 am • 6 0 • view
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Sara Straw @oneoneder.bsky.social

it gives me good frame rates because it cares, Sky

aug 22, 2025, 7:11 am • 6 0 • view
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Ross @rossengineer.bsky.social

The longevity vampire guy is hoping to upload himself to those those graphics cards after he dies. Deus ex machina trope could get a real workout here. Do they not realize that a mirror shows a reflection, there is not an identical twin in a window to another room?

aug 22, 2025, 5:34 am • 2 0 • view
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Just a tortilla chip who trades AI futures on the blogchain @jimmydeltaone.bsky.social

Well to be fair we do the same to our own sentient meat Not that I disagree. Just sayin

aug 22, 2025, 4:51 am • 0 0 • view