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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

looking very virile and alive sir!

trump looking extremely orange with a large bruise visible on his hand
aug 25, 2025, 8:19 pm • 151 16

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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social

Is he just on an IV drop every day?

aug 25, 2025, 8:20 pm • 19 0 • view
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Moonbat - 🇺🇦🌻 @moonbat.bsky.social

An embolism would be so funny

aug 25, 2025, 8:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social

My personal suspicion is that he's on a biweekly monoclonal antibody infusion for Alzheimer's related dementia. The bruising cycle matches pretty well and if he's early-stage, it'd be silly not to try them.

aug 25, 2025, 8:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social

President Greyscale

aug 25, 2025, 8:20 pm • 12 0 • view
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Cao Cao Power Hour Enthusiast @statsboyandi.bsky.social

The Citadel is working on a cure

aug 25, 2025, 8:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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Cao Cao Power Hour Enthusiast @statsboyandi.bsky.social

Tab > remove_trait greyscale 4547

aug 25, 2025, 8:23 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Colour Orange @colororange.bsky.social

LOL!

aug 25, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Grandmaster Fei @grandmasterfei.bsky.social

Beat me to it

aug 25, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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akatzel.bsky.social @akatzel.bsky.social

aug 25, 2025, 8:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Andrej @tepid.meme

The last picture of Queen Elizabeth II alive, featuring a large bruise on her right hand as she invites Liz Truss to form a government in 2022
aug 25, 2025, 8:25 pm • 2 1 • view
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Michael C. Paul @michaelcpaul.bsky.social

looks like the corny beginning of a zombie movie

aug 26, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social

You can't be dying before our eyes if you aren't alive!

aug 25, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eddy St Clair @eddystcclair.bsky.social

scitechdaily.com/trumps-diagn...

aug 27, 2025, 5:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Insipid Twaddle @insipidtwaddle.bsky.social

Gets lost among his many other corpselike health defects, but his eyes look awful every time I see him now. Heavy-lidded, watery and barely open at times. He's going to run in 2028 no matter what, but his campaign headquarters might be his mausoleum.

aug 25, 2025, 8:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kathryn Brightbill @kebrightbill.bsky.social

The thing I don't get is that he's obviously putting makeup on his hand, but it's not even remotely the same shade as anything else he wears. Who's buying him concealer that's way lighter than the orange he keeps putting on his face?

aug 25, 2025, 8:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com

looks kind of like residue of silver nitrate, for warts.

aug 25, 2025, 8:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kathryn Brightbill @kebrightbill.bsky.social

To me it looks like he used a ton of too light setting powder that's getting flashback on camera

aug 25, 2025, 8:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

this angle makes it sure seem like it's a bruise, but yeah, the lack of transparency from the WH doesn't help at all either.... bsky.app/profile/atru...

aug 25, 2025, 8:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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John O'Laughlin @olaugh.bsky.social

i don't know why he doesn't conceal it with a foam maga #1 hand

aug 25, 2025, 8:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com

oh, yeah, that totally could be a bruise from an IV.

aug 25, 2025, 8:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social

I suspect it has to do with the canula bruise on his hand being sensitive to the touch and he won't let other people fuck with it.

aug 25, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kathryn Brightbill @kebrightbill.bsky.social

The question though is where is he even getting that shade, because it's nowhere near what he's putting on his face.

aug 25, 2025, 8:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

(shudders) he's stealing it from melania

aug 25, 2025, 8:31 pm • 4 0 • view
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Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social

I was thinking it was the same shade but since the purpling of the bruise is darker than his normal skin it just ends up looking like necrosis instead of bronzer.

aug 25, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Mone @johnmone.bsky.social

Hes got the stone men rash

aug 25, 2025, 8:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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William Easley @williameasley.bsky.social

Looks like some swelling there too to match the ankles

aug 25, 2025, 8:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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choo choo choose anger @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social

Just need one of his eyes to start leaking randomly to get the conversation going. On the cusp of something big here.

aug 25, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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collie.bsky.social @collie.bsky.social

Look at those sleepy eyes

aug 25, 2025, 8:28 pm • 6 0 • view
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angelaisms.bsky.social @angelaisms.bsky.social

“My goodness sir, you’ve acquired a plum-sized birthmark on your hand! Masterful stroke sir! Very distinctive!”

aug 25, 2025, 8:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ben Leedom @benleedom.bsky.social

Guess they forgot the makeup today

aug 25, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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PenguinGuy @penguinguy.bsky.social

Live look at Take Jappper:

aug 25, 2025, 8:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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bilak1964redux.bsky.social @bilak1964redux.bsky.social

We need a universally understood Sarcasm emoji.

aug 26, 2025, 12:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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John FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE Keynes @bnr-keynes.bsky.social

what the fuck is on his hand

aug 25, 2025, 8:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Grandmaster Fei @grandmasterfei.bsky.social

Looks like he has fucking greyscale at this point

aug 25, 2025, 8:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gloria476 @gloria476.bsky.social

I sure as hell hope that is sarcasm!!!

aug 25, 2025, 8:27 pm • 0 0 • view