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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

NASA guy: oh hey you guys are back early astronaut: (getting bottle of champagne out of cabinet) Trump dead NASA guy: what? astronaut: (popping cork) trump dead

aug 30, 2025, 3:14 am • 234 21

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Block Man @dwn-081.bsky.social

Trump take Trump

aug 30, 2025, 3:16 am • 4 0 • view
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Matt Rkiouak @rkiouak.com

This is actually an excellent sci fi short story/novella opening.

aug 30, 2025, 12:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social

Does this mean they heard about it from the aliens?

aug 30, 2025, 12:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

no he isn't actually dead w're just meeimin

aug 30, 2025, 3:14 am • 37 1 • view
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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social

Probably*

aug 30, 2025, 3:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Smocking Yeti Pubes 🇺🇦🌻 @defendfreespeak.bsky.social

He dead.

aug 30, 2025, 3:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Doug's Cancelled Cankle Cancer Cure @jonspaceharper.bsky.social

Beep boop NASA here with a scoop

aug 30, 2025, 10:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Matty @matty4000.bsky.social

Gonna save and remember this one when it finally goes down

aug 30, 2025, 3:15 am • 2 0 • view
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Eìslin BB Gaja🦔 @bbgaja.bsky.social

Moon's haunted. 😌✨️

aug 31, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view