“Total Disaster” would absolutely be capitalized. Definitely not him.

this was also my first tell, and it made me realize how attuned I am to his weird off-putting style. don't love it

training an LLM to shit out a Trump post would be relatively easy and the output would be close but def uncanny valley stuff

ferb I know what we’re gonna be doing for the next couple of weeks

Too articulate. Not punchy enough.

No exclamation after “‘matter” is a tell.

Absolutely not by him

Way too calm & coherent, IMO

The irony of someone named realdonaldtrump not being real

“Incorrectly said?” I’m going to go with no

Not him

Nope! Too low energy

There’s punctuation; so… no!

Unwise and uncaring politicians? That's not him.

Yeah he didn’t write this. Many people are saying he can’t write anymore.

Undermine? Uncaring? “Literally”?Nah, not him.

I love the tea as much as any other degenerate on here but this is really no better than reading tea leaves at this point IMO

i can’t even read this in his voice which is a dead giveaway it wasn’t written by him. ChatGPT could do a better job

This much more coherent than Trump's usual pile of verbiage. All the sentences are grammatical, no misspellings, few random all-caps interpolations. It doesn't sound like his manic screed-style at all.

All that text and only two !s. Suspicious...

Also the randomly Capitalized words are present, but is it just me or are there even more than usual?

Nope. It's shitty, but coherent.

This one sounds more like Lutnick. Does not necessarily mean Trump was not consulted, but too much policy specific language (which is not a high bar at all)

Reads like miller to me

No way. Reads like a bad imitation.

“Thank you for your attention to this matter!” always had the exclamation point, no?

That was the tell, yes

Unfortunately he appears to have been playing music in the Rose-themed-pavement area today bsky.app/profile/anna...

Imagine him like twomad, dead in a chair while the music blares and the lights flash

This fits with the convalescing from significant surgery idea though

I think that is the way to bet it

I think it is too, but if I wanted to be optimistic it also fits with “let’s put on his favorite things and hope he hears us in there”

possible Swan Lake vibes idk

“White House confirmed it's the president's music.”

My own guess is that he’s not in a state where he wants to (or can?) be seen.

Some of the sentences are too long to be Trump's.

Not enough CAPS

“Trying too hard” imitation if you ask me.

Too many capital letters The person to wrote this was trying too hard.

Definitely feels a bit off for him, but I'm uncertain how much of that is real and how much is cope.

This is too coherent for it to be him

the capitalization makes too much sense

it's not *normal* but there's nothing that makes me go "what the hell, why there"

The general word choice and sentence structure is at least 3 grade levels above true Trump style.

This post was written by someone who speaks English well, trying to sound like someone who’s genuinely dumb as a bag of rocks that has rock-Alzheimers, and not succeeding at it Some stylistic tics don’t cover up the basic coherence and grammaticality here that Trump doesn’t have

It’s not, like, a great work of literature but it has a point (that’s not “Trump good, worship Trump”) and it has a syntax and that’s apparently the bar

Trying to think of the last time Trump put together a single sentence that has the level of (relative) sophistication of “incorrectly said.”

lmao. "Tariffs and Non Tariff Trade Barriers" gives the game away.

Gavin Newsom would have done a better job on this one!