What do we think our dear departed presidents last words were? 🥺
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I Googled it so fast I think I threw out my covfefe.
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 5 0 • view
To Russia, with love
aug 30, 2025, 5:24 am • 2 0 • view
"This isn't Diet Coke…"
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 9 0 • view
"thank you for your attention to this matter"
aug 30, 2025, 5:35 am • 6 0 • view
"Tell Jeffery, it was meeeeee...."
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 8 0 • view
"Meeeeeeeeee!"
aug 30, 2025, 6:25 am • 1 0 • view
Et tu, JD?
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 3 0 • view
"McDonald's fish filet" said in the cadence as Kane when he says "rosebud".
aug 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 11 0 • view
Croak.
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 5 0 • view
Heinz bud
aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 1 0 • view
vanka.
aug 31, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
I want to be buried with all my money so those 2 jackholes don’t inherit any
aug 31, 2025, 9:43 am • 0 0 • view
covfefe
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 6 0 • view
“What are you doing here, JD?”
aug 30, 2025, 5:25 am • 8 0 • view
What are you doing, StepBro
aug 30, 2025, 5:26 am • 2 0 • view
"I get to do what I -ack-"
aug 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 10 0 • view
"Eric... never take a laxative and a sedative at the same time."
aug 30, 2025, 5:09 am • 2 0 • view
I lived an amazing life, what can you say
aug 30, 2025, 11:40 am • 0 0 • view
Rosebud
aug 30, 2025, 10:39 am • 1 0 • view
“Me?”
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 1 0 • view
Big Mac
aug 30, 2025, 5:27 am • 1 0 • view
haberder
aug 30, 2025, 4:39 am • 4 0 • view
Look, he’s not dead, but even pretending he is hits like crack
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 233 10 • view
Gotta pregame before the real thing.
aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 9 0 • view
Shit, i just realized idk how fast you can order a custom sheet cake It'll be busy
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 am • 5 0 • view
just don't try to order a blasphemous cake from masterpiece cake shop. he'll pr8bavly report your order to the local fbi.
aug 31, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Its as close as we're gonna get to him seeing firsthand how happy everyone will be when it actually does happen and, like, i just want that to eat at him
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 43 0 • view
He'll hate that this is happening. bsky.app/profile/msza...
aug 30, 2025, 4:38 am • 13 1 • view
👀
aug 30, 2025, 4:39 am • 5 0 • view
I don’t allow myself to entertain the possibility, I’m pretty sure I’d OD on the dopamine
aug 30, 2025, 4:40 am • 3 0 • view
"Never tell Barron who his real father is"
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 6 0 • view
💀💀💀
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 2 0 • view
It really does! 🥹
aug 30, 2025, 5:16 am • 2 0 • view
I’m fired
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 6 0 • view
“Biden still lives!”
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 18 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 7 0 • view
"Play... play 'I Dreamed A Dream.' Play it for me, Laura..."
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 am • 2 0 • view
“Low energy. Sad.”
aug 30, 2025, 8:44 am • 3 0 • view
All about him of course.
aug 30, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Covfefe
aug 30, 2025, 4:59 am • 6 0 • view
“This is Biden’s fault”… or “What about her emails?”
aug 30, 2025, 5:26 am • 4 0 • view
"Why doesn't everyone like me..."
aug 30, 2025, 10:27 am • 0 0 • view
"I haven't felt well since I put on that cologne Vlad gave me"
aug 30, 2025, 10:21 am • 1 0 • view
Put the words "Arbeit macht fre" over the Alligator Alcatraz gates
aug 30, 2025, 10:08 am • 1 0 • view
thank you... for your attention... to this...
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 7 0 • view