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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

“Laura, I’m gonna finish!!!!”

aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 121 5

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関税オタク大統領、やめて @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social

Can someone post the MGP image I can’t find it

aug 30, 2025, 4:49 am • 6 0 • view
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Foi fazer o quê em São Paulo? @bsoyuz.com

Marie Gluesenkamp-Perez looking towards the table with an exasperated expression while Joe Kent speaks.
aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 4 0 • view
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Tervia @tervia.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 8 0 • view
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関税オタク大統領、やめて @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social

I drew this from memory, ngl quite proud of it.

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aug 30, 2025, 4:56 am • 10 1 • view
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William Easley @williameasley.bsky.social

Nailed it!

aug 30, 2025, 4:58 am • 4 0 • view
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Foi fazer o quê em São Paulo? @bsoyuz.com

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aug 30, 2025, 4:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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wingineer @wingineering.bsky.social

💀💀💀

aug 30, 2025, 4:38 am • 3 0 • view
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Pseud O’Nym ♨️ @pseud0nym.bsky.social

See, I don’t think these words are accurate, but only because I think the stroke would hit midsentence. The way you wrote it makes for a better punchline though. I’ll permit you some artistic license.

aug 30, 2025, 5:02 am • 3 0 • view
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Pseud O’Nym ♨️ @pseud0nym.bsky.social

“Laura, I’m guggfnnsh…” just doesn’t hit the same …

aug 30, 2025, 5:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

I left out the moaning

aug 30, 2025, 5:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Pseud O’Nym ♨️ @pseud0nym.bsky.social

I can’t tell if I regret being awake this late at night or if it’s the only time I’ve really felt active all day.

aug 30, 2025, 5:04 am • 2 0 • view
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social

just for this i'm donating to gottenheimer

aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 25 0 • view
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John Q Public @conjurial.bsky.social

jesus h christ MY EYES

aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 8 0 • view
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Lenny ❤️ Pawpaws @forageknoxville.com

oh no

aug 30, 2025, 4:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly

Why why why would you do this

aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 16 0 • view
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hereforsports.bsky.social @hereforsports.bsky.social

Not dead but likely a medical procedure. He'll bounce back on social media like a meth addict hitting the pipe for the first time after leaving a forced rehab.

aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

“Grok is this true”

aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 35 2 • view
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Tervia @tervia.bsky.social

I'd ask Gork, but it's down right now 😔

aug 30, 2025, 4:38 am • 8 0 • view
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POGtastic @pogtastic.bsky.social

yeh

aug 30, 2025, 5:42 am • 3 0 • view
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Hot Vermin Summer @sciencehippies.bsky.social

Are you trying to one up @golikehellmachine.com

aug 30, 2025, 4:38 am • 9 0 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

We’re all posting tonight

aug 30, 2025, 4:39 am • 7 0 • view
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Hot Vermin Summer @sciencehippies.bsky.social

I hope he notices

aug 30, 2025, 4:40 am • 3 0 • view
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Wallet Inspector MetaBlueSky ♨️ @metabluesky.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:42 am • 4 0 • view
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Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan) @mikesenters.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:42 am • 7 0 • view
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 48 0 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

You can pry the phone from my cold dead hands

aug 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 26 0 • view
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Chris T @n0v0w3ls.bsky.social

Send in the hounds.

aug 30, 2025, 4:49 am • 5 0 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

“The hounds” meme from the Simpsons
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 am • 6 0 • view
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Dallas Marcella @dallasmarcella.bsky.social

Sky is this how I learned I have anew CiC

aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 2 0 • view
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Chaddeus Stevens 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @inv1nciblesummer.bsky.social

Hey so we’re sending a team to get you offline

aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 20 0 • view
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

aug 30, 2025, 4:55 am • 12 0 • view
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Angry Badger @scaredbadger.bsky.social

That’s the idea

aug 30, 2025, 6:20 am • 3 0 • view
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Joel @polyparadigm.bsky.social

I’m sure he calls her Ivanka

aug 30, 2025, 4:54 am • 2 0 • view
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asclepias6b.bsky.social @asclepias6b.bsky.social

I don't think it's believable that he'd give any warning

aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 5 0 • view