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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

getting ads for the concept of a straight bathhouse

Ad from the company “bathhouse” which shows straight couples in a dimly lit pool, the copy says “an oasis for social self care”
sep 1, 2025, 2:51 am • 241 10

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Dylan Paul @gottacatchempaul.bsky.social

The one with worms

sep 1, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Spanky Quigman, Esquire, LLC @spankyq.bsky.social

“Straight bathhouse” is just a schvitz. That’s a schvitz with added wellness woo.

sep 1, 2025, 3:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Stephen Raab @onetruestephen.bsky.social

KPDH really did change the game

sep 1, 2025, 3:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Cao Cao Power Hour Enthusiast @statsboyandi.bsky.social

i do not wish to learn more

sep 1, 2025, 3:30 am • 3 0 • view
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synaxarion 林白乐 @aquel-gringo.bsky.social

They need their MPox shots!

sep 1, 2025, 3:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Christoph Schiller @schiller061.bsky.social

Been getting the same ads, wtf is this

sep 1, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social

The offering is unfortunately not nearly as sexy as the ad implies.

sep 1, 2025, 3:19 am • 27 0 • view
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Anthony Cruz, Jr. (King of THEE Gayz) @kingoftheegayz.bsky.social

You've been?

sep 1, 2025, 6:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Wonkish @wonkish.bsky.social

But where are the slings?

sep 1, 2025, 2:54 am • 5 0 • view
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Warhammerchick @celticdragon1.bsky.social

The bathhouses at Tecopah Hot Springs are genuinely good and are open to the public as I recall with a small fee. The mineral pools are hot and HOT with a max time exposure for safety.

sep 1, 2025, 4:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Val Syverson 🕷️ @vjpsyverson.bsky.social

oh I remember those from college! I'm so glad they're still good!

sep 1, 2025, 5:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Warhammerchick @celticdragon1.bsky.social

Went there on a geology field trip. I'm guessing you did too

sep 1, 2025, 12:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Val Syverson 🕷️ @vjpsyverson.bsky.social

you guessed it, lol

sep 1, 2025, 3:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online

Would you believe it’s heated by Bitcoin mining?

sep 1, 2025, 3:26 am • 50 0 • view
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Ed @ed3d.net

my guess was spent fuel pool, so

sep 1, 2025, 3:27 am • 25 0 • view
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Cao Cao Power Hour Enthusiast @statsboyandi.bsky.social

there's deffo some spent fuel in that pool

sep 1, 2025, 3:31 am • 19 0 • view
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Luke Horn @lukebro92.bsky.social

I would unironically love to swim in a pool illuminated by Cherenkov light...

sep 1, 2025, 1:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social

Might be the first useful thing to come from crypto mining...

sep 1, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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permiepurveyor.bsky.social @permiepurveyor.bsky.social

I dunno, there are some pretty awesome things that Bitcoin miners are used for. www.technologyreview.com/2023/01/13/1...

sep 1, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social

That would be the first one of those in recorded history, dating back to when Grok winked at Nok in the geothermal steam room on the ancient plains of the Rift Valley

sep 1, 2025, 3:44 am • 1 0 • view
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A Faceless ○ŊƐ @justa9.bsky.social

People wear swimsuits at the bathhouse?

sep 1, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maximum Mary @maximummary.bsky.social

They got the idea from John Wick.

sep 2, 2025, 3:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Anagram Doe @anagramdoe.bsky.social

rarely-cleaned-hot-tub-as-a-service

sep 1, 2025, 3:38 am • 7 0 • view
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newsdeaddrop.bsky.social @newsdeaddrop.bsky.social

Cultural Appropriation! /s

sep 1, 2025, 3:23 am • 3 0 • view