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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net

why doesn’t he have a neck

sep 1, 2025, 4:52 pm • 36 3

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Kurt Hansen 🥄🏳️‍🌈🌎 @trypax.charityweb.net

Or hair.

sep 1, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social

Scooby doo mask has been properly sealed to the actor.

sep 1, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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jquasi.bsky.social @jquasi.bsky.social

No orange makeup????

sep 1, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Walker Brown @walkerbrown.bsky.social

#MAHA

sep 1, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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green496.bsky.social @green496.bsky.social

They really are weekend at Bernie’s-ing him, aren’t they?

sep 1, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bobson Dugnutt @foolishmortal.bsky.social

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure, star of such films as 'P is for Psycho' and 'The President's Neck is Missing'"

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sep 1, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wallet Inspector MetaBlueSky ♨️ @metabluesky.bsky.social

They replaced him with the Games Workshop version, tiny head, no neck, swollen and bloated from unholy substances poured into a grim mockery of the human form....

sep 1, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jason @jlopez10111.bsky.social

Swelling, which is a side effect of a lot of things, including chemo and congestive heart failure.

sep 1, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grandmaster Fei @grandmasterfei.bsky.social

Maybe these are all just unluckily unflattering photos. You know, that just happen to capture him with his mouth hanging open and staring vacantly at nothing in particular.

sep 1, 2025, 4:53 pm • 9 0 • view
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ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @ellenteapot.ca

chronic neck insufficiency

sep 1, 2025, 5:03 pm • 4 0 • view