My fewwo amewicans, a twagedy has stwuk owr bewovved pwesident
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Wait did it actually happen
sep 2, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
No, nothing official. But Trump is supposed to be making an appearance at 2pm EST tomorrow. Expect plenty of people to start trying to identify if it’s a lookalike.
sep 2, 2025, 4:00 am • 1 0 • view
I am here for this nonsense. This gives me strength. This man can no more hold together a fascist cult of personality then I could row to the moon on a boat made of cheese.
sep 2, 2025, 2:34 am • 14 0 • view
And so begins the year of five presidents bsky.app/profile/bumb...
sep 2, 2025, 2:29 am • 5 0 • view
Well, there have been fewer Americans from the time this pestilential host showed up
sep 2, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
Twagedy is what bwings us togeffewewww today. That BWESSED AWANGEMENT
sep 2, 2025, 5:29 am • 6 0 • view
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Da wice Pwesidwent ov da Wunwited Stwates
sep 2, 2025, 2:28 am • 6 0 • view
sep 2, 2025, 2:37 am • 5 0 • view
It's weird how someone like JD Vance is VP to hitler 2 by his own words, and knowing full well what the nazis did to what they called 'ubtermenschen', which definitely would include him.
sep 2, 2025, 7:48 am • 2 0 • view
In oww dwarkes houw...
sep 2, 2025, 2:34 am • 67 2 • view
youtu.be/dGDH3meSPyk?...
sep 2, 2025, 2:44 am • 6 0 • view
Wet us continuwu.
sep 2, 2025, 5:19 pm • 2 0 • view
In our darkest moments, now was the time we needed a new Garbage Pail Kids run the most
sep 2, 2025, 12:25 pm • 5 0 • view
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"I do sowemnwy sweah that I will faithfuwwy execute the Office of Pwesident of the United States, and wiwuu to the best of my abiwity, pwesehve, pwotect and defend the Constitution of the Uwunited States."
sep 2, 2025, 12:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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He’s ‘rearranging’ the furniture already.
sep 2, 2025, 2:25 am • 6 1 • view
Sometimes I remember that he has an account on here.
sep 2, 2025, 2:25 am • 7 0 • view
Marco Rubio: Thuffering thuckotash!
sep 2, 2025, 1:33 pm • 1 0 • view
My favorite fake historical artifact of the 22nd century is the couch that JD Vance fucked before becoming president.
sep 2, 2025, 2:27 am • 32 2 • view
"And here we have the 2002 futon from JD Vance's college dorm room, which had the distinguished honor of being his first lover. We ask that you not use black light in this exhibit for security purposes." A docent at the museum of America's downfall in 2120.
sep 2, 2025, 2:30 am • 16 1 • view
he was fucking marine corps furnishings in 2002. he went to college in 2006.
sep 2, 2025, 3:40 pm • 3 0 • view
I mean...I assume the marine barracks also have futons.
sep 2, 2025, 3:42 pm • 4 0 • view
"next on the tour is a display of the various eyeliners he used throughout his political career"...
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