I just saw this video of JD Vance “running” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂
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jul 14, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
It takes a real man to run like a girl.
jul 13, 2025, 9:16 pm • 2 0 • view
I like how he looks at the path for a few seconds, like he’s telling himself “I can do this. I can run.” 🏃😂 😂 😂
jul 14, 2025, 1:52 am • 3 0 • view
“…like a big boy.”
jul 15, 2025, 2:18 am • 1 0 • view
Gonna go out on a limb here and say the only sports he ever played was backgammon. If he wanted to get really physical he might have gone horseshoe toss.
jul 13, 2025, 7:00 pm • 2 0 • view
tbh I sometimes walk like that (it's the autism)
jul 14, 2025, 5:29 am • 0 0 • view
Some day the Vance unit will adapt to human form
jul 14, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 6:54 pm • 4 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 9:06 pm • 1 0 • view
He looks like someone who needs to find a toilet in a hurry or he'll shit his pants 🤣🤣🤣
jul 14, 2025, 12:13 am • 10 0 • view
Like POTUS, like VPOTUS
jul 14, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
I suspected he would run like that before seeing him run. 🤣
jul 14, 2025, 10:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Figures he's disregarding the "no running" policy they have in the park.
jul 13, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Like he's got eggs in his pockets. 😂
jul 14, 2025, 4:06 am • 3 0 • view
He runs like the lifeguard just yelled, "No running!" 😆😆
jul 13, 2025, 7:02 pm • 3 0 • view
ROFLMAO!!! Thanks! I needed that💙✌️
jul 13, 2025, 6:53 pm • 4 0 • view
Gotta keep dem butt cheeks tight so the butt plug doesn’t spit out.
jul 13, 2025, 8:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Usha would have to cane him so hard...
jul 14, 2025, 1:14 am • 0 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 6:55 pm • 7 0 • view
That’s not running. That’s prancing
jul 13, 2025, 7:02 pm • 6 0 • view
jul 14, 2025, 1:40 pm • 0 0 • view
this is not funny. jd vances only jog when they are extremely distressed
jul 14, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
He runs as if he's wearing heels. Just sayin'.
jul 13, 2025, 6:52 pm • 13 0 • view
Runs like he’s about to crap his pants.
jul 14, 2025, 4:05 am • 9 0 • view
Or just did!
jul 14, 2025, 4:12 am • 6 0 • view
Like a little ol' bitch.
jul 13, 2025, 6:52 pm • 8 0 • view
it looks like they have him in a zoo enclosure
jul 14, 2025, 4:52 am • 3 0 • view
The majestic Midwestern Shillbilly
jul 14, 2025, 11:46 am • 3 0 • view
🔥🔥🔥
jul 15, 2025, 2:17 am • 0 0 • view
he's trying to catch the taco truck before it leaves
jul 13, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
He kind of looks like he is running in heels.
jul 14, 2025, 5:44 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm a woman and I rmbarassed to say the sexist thing. He runs like a girl. On his toes.
jul 15, 2025, 1:44 am • 2 0 • view
That boy ain't right.
jul 13, 2025, 6:55 pm • 5 0 • view
That ain't a boy.
jul 14, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Must have seen a hot couch!
jul 13, 2025, 11:00 pm • 5 0 • view
Why is he at that "woke" place anyway?
jul 13, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣😆😭
jul 13, 2025, 10:56 pm • 0 0 • view
The wrists!! 😆
jul 13, 2025, 10:55 pm • 8 0 • view
🤣
jul 13, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Buttplugs can hamper sprintspeed according to one of my work buddies and his wife. 😏
jul 14, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
JD had the same job in the Marines as Tom Cruise's character in Edge of Tomorrow. Just thought of that for no reason.
jul 14, 2025, 6:17 am • 0 0 • view
Must be a couch up there he hasn’t had the chance to meet yet. Fucking weirdo.
jul 13, 2025, 6:53 pm • 11 0 • view
The nerve of him going to Disneyland 🤬
jul 13, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
But he did get booed quite a bit while there and there were protestors just off Disney property, so that's kinda' fun.
jul 13, 2025, 8:13 pm • 3 0 • view
I saw that! I’m so glad that happened!
jul 13, 2025, 8:14 pm • 1 0 • view
It gave me great joy.
jul 13, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Wait, isn’t Vance the second in command of the party that is supposed to include all of the Alpha males? I’m so confused right now. I’d give all the money in my pocket and even go to the ATM to get some more if I could see his orange tinted boss racing him on that same trail too! 😂😂😂
jul 14, 2025, 4:23 am • 3 0 • view
Hopefully the moat around his little slice of MAGA Island will keep him penned in. For the good of the country.
jul 13, 2025, 6:56 pm • 3 0 • view
JD needs a sports bra.
jul 13, 2025, 8:32 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 14, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
He runs like a couch-f**ker from suburban Ohio.
jul 13, 2025, 9:00 pm • 5 0 • view
Is that motherfucker wearing tap shoes?
jul 14, 2025, 4:38 am • 13 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
jul 14, 2025, 5:00 am • 3 0 • view
🤣 🤣 🤣 I'm dying!!
jul 15, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
It’s not like there weren’t warning signs. The eyeshadow The androgynous name change The “beard”
jul 14, 2025, 4:44 am • 0 0 • view
LOL what's with his hands? Did he learn to run like this in the Marines?
jul 14, 2025, 8:04 am • 0 0 • view
He runs like Josh Hawley 🤣😂😂🤣
jul 13, 2025, 6:52 pm • 17 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 15, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
What the???🤭
jul 13, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
He runs like a little girl - no wonder he wears eyeliner! Panties too?
jul 13, 2025, 7:22 pm • 2 0 • view
What in the Epstein client list is going on with him?
jul 14, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 14, 2025, 11:05 am • 5 0 • view
Him and Hawley should race
jul 14, 2025, 8:47 am • 6 0 • view
Came here for a chuckle and there it is!
jul 14, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s exactly how I thought that loser would run!
jul 13, 2025, 7:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Very gazelle like
jul 13, 2025, 9:08 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 14, 2025, 4:15 am • 7 0 • view
He’s an evil weirdo.
jul 13, 2025, 6:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Did ice try to arrest his dark as fuck brown children?
jul 14, 2025, 3:58 am • 7 0 • view
What’s with his hands?🤣
jul 13, 2025, 7:04 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 7:04 pm • 2 0 • view
I hope his family is scared everywhere and at home. It’s how he makes us feel. Fuck you JD Vance, family and friends. Fuck every republican
jul 13, 2025, 10:14 pm • 4 1 • view
Was he running on hot coals?
jul 14, 2025, 6:15 am • 0 0 • view
He’s having trouble operating his mobile meat suit
jul 14, 2025, 12:55 pm • 5 2 • view
omg so much better than what I was going to say
jul 15, 2025, 1:41 am • 2 0 • view
Alpha Male Running.
jul 13, 2025, 6:58 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 14, 2025, 11:17 pm • 4 1 • view
Why's he running so prissy though? Like, no shade on men who run that way; I just expect MAGA to know how to be hypermasculine always. That run came right out of the gay bar bathroom someone just vomited in.
jul 14, 2025, 3:36 pm • 6 0 • view
jul 14, 2025, 7:52 am • 7 0 • view
🤣 perfect gif 😂 high five 🙌🏼
jul 14, 2025, 10:05 am • 1 0 • view
i don't know how to overdub a video, but "look what i can do!" followed by "stuaaart!" would be so damned wonderful.
jul 14, 2025, 2:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Yes 😂
jul 14, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
He almost broke into a skip.
jul 13, 2025, 6:53 pm • 17 0 • view
Disney has a wild couches exibit?
jul 13, 2025, 7:04 pm • 4 0 • view
Like a prancing princess
jul 13, 2025, 7:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Look at those boy-boobs bounce! lmao....
jul 13, 2025, 8:20 pm • 6 0 • view
jul 16, 2025, 9:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Must be wearing flip flops. I’ve lost count the number of times I’ve lost my dignity to flip flops
jul 14, 2025, 5:05 am • 1 0 • view
Is he wearing heels???? lol what’s that clicking noise
jul 14, 2025, 11:57 pm • 2 0 • view