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Procol Haram @jack-hoff.bsky.social

They want to be part of an Authentic Volk who've been squatting in the exact same shithole since before Charlemagne, and have to accept their ancestry where they live now going back no further than four centuries, usually involving lots of travel and resettlement.

aug 26, 2025, 1:36 am • 19 0

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Procol Haram @jack-hoff.bsky.social

They want to keep ancient feuds going with the family of Slovabovius the Pigfucker the The Terrible/Great XVIII, who allegedly kidnapped and impregnated their family's secret ninth daughter in 1158, and resent their ancestors for choosing to leave it in the past and get out.

aug 26, 2025, 1:42 am • 12 0 • view